Naruto A Bad Boy and His Punishment [Snippet]

Hasty

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#26
Luthorne said:
...And anything bad is funny if it happens to Sasuke.
Rape isn't funny, even if it is Sasuke.
 

Luthorne

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#27
Hasty said:
Luthorne said:
...And anything bad is funny if it happens to Sasuke.
Rape isn't funny, even if it is Sasuke.
Eh. Depends how it's handled. Though, of course, it depends on the viewer. Virtually everything's going to be funny to someone, somewhere. You can't definitively say that anything's not funny, just that it's not funny to you, or that it shouldn't be funny to anyone, though that's a value judgement, of course. :huh.:
 

biigoh

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#28
A few things I should note, each snippet is from the POV of either Sasuke or Sakura. And the rape bit is what Sasuke imagines will happen to him if any of his fangirls get their claws on him. Whether that will happen or not.... is a different story.

"Nooo... my precious Uchiha seed is being stolen by fangirls..." - a line I imagine would one day show up in the manga as applied to Karin when she finally gets her claws on Sasuke after drugging him up. :snigger:
 

arhand

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#29
For some reason I see Sasuke hiding behind Naruto as much as possible once he gets near him and free once more.
 

Luthorne

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#30
Assuming he figures out the weakness of Sakura's bloodline, anywho.

And yeah...I wasn't entirely sure, one way or the other. On the one hand, he's still naked below the waist, but on the other hand, it was all from his perspective...the main reason wwhy I wasn't sure it was all in his head was the continued nekkidness. Though I suppose Sakura may just enjoy the view... :snigger:
 

biigoh

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#31
*takes notes* :p

Gods, I now have an image of Sasuke cowering behind Naruto, looking like a little shy kid. :lol:
 

Luthorne

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#32
"...Sasuke, you do know that our relationship is completely platonic, right? That that...incident...back in the Academy was completely accidental and should never be spoken of? I mean, I always felt that there was an unspoken understanding...one that your close proximity to my ass is in great danger of violating." :sweat2:
 

biigoh

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#33
Luthorne said:
Assuming he figures out the weakness of Sakura's bloodline, anywho.

And yeah...I wasn't entirely sure, one way or the other. On the one hand, he's still naked below the waist, but on the other hand, it was all from his perspective...the main reason wwhy I wasn't sure it was all in his head was the continued nekkidness. Though I suppose Sakura may just enjoy the view... :snigger:
Sasuke might figure out the whole weakness... eventually... maybe...

And yes, Sakura is definitely enjoying the view and taking what pleasure she can out of this. :evil2:
 

biigoh

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#34
Luthorne said:
"...Sasuke, you do know that our relationship is completely platonic, right? That that...incident...back in the Academy was completely accidental and should never be spoken of? I mean, I always felt that there was an unspoken understanding...one that your close proximity to my ass is in great danger of violating." :sweat2:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I can see Naruto saying that... oh god...
 

arhand

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#35
I hope Sakura's mom doesn't decide to just take a semen sample 'just in case'.
After all the compulsions wear off with time so they can't just order him to stay in the village and Sakura might not catch him again, Sasuke's better at stealth.
 

elric

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#36
arhand said:
Sakura might not catch him again, Sasuke's better at stealth.
Says who?

Even if he is better at stealth, she is a devoted stalker of him. She can find him, even if he doesn't want to be found.
 

biigoh

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#37
Fangirls are the greatest trackers in fanfiction? ^_^
 

elric

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#38
biigoh said:
Fangirls are the greatest trackers in fanfiction? ^_^
There was a fic to that extent, actually.
 

zenaku

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#39
Hasty said:
Luthorne said:
...And anything bad is funny if it happens to Sasuke.
Rape isn't funny, even if it is Sasuke.
Anything can be funny when put in the right context. For example, one webcomic I was reading had a nymphomanic character. When she was asked by her friends what her first time was like, she mentioned that it was rape. They all were shocked and gave her their sympathy, at which point she stated that she was just glad he didn't press any charges. "It's not right to turn down a girl when she's offering you her cherry, right?" That's funny! At least, it was when I read it.
I'd post the images, but the rest of the webcomic tends towards female nudity, so I don't know if I can.
 

Luthorne

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#40
zenaku said:
Hasty said:
Luthorne said:
...And anything bad is funny if it happens to Sasuke.
Rape isn't funny, even if it is Sasuke.
Anything can be funny when put in the right context. For example, one webcomic I was reading had a nymphomanic character. When she was asked by her friends what her first time was like, she mentioned that it was rape. They all were shocked and gave her their sympathy, at which point she stated that she was just glad he didn't press any charges. "It's not right to turn down a girl when she's offering you her cherry, right?" That's funny! At least, it was when I read it.
I'd post the images, but the rest of the webcomic tends towards female nudity, so I don't know if I can.
...that sounds familiar, dammit. What's it called?
 

zenaku

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#41
Luthorne said:
zenaku said:
Hasty said:
Luthorne said:
...And anything bad is funny if it happens to Sasuke.
Rape isn't funny, even if it is Sasuke.
Anything can be funny when put in the right context. For example, one webcomic I was reading had a nymphomanic character. When she was asked by her friends what her first time was like, she mentioned that it was rape. They all were shocked and gave her their sympathy, at which point she stated that she was just glad he didn't press any charges. "It's not right to turn down a girl when she's offering you her cherry, right?" That's funny! At least, it was when I read it.
I'd post the images, but the rest of the webcomic tends towards female nudity, so I don't know if I can.
...that sounds familiar, dammit. What's it called?
The Webcomic? T.A. Vision. Personally, I can kind of see Anko in that situation. You know, her first sexual encounter being her raping some poor boy who turned her down.
 

Luthorne

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#42
zenaku said:
Luthorne said:
zenaku said:
Hasty said:
Luthorne said:
...And anything bad is funny if it happens to Sasuke.
Rape isn't funny, even if it is Sasuke.
Anything can be funny when put in the right context. For example, one webcomic I was reading had a nymphomanic character. When she was asked by her friends what her first time was like, she mentioned that it was rape. They all were shocked and gave her their sympathy, at which point she stated that she was just glad he didn't press any charges. "It's not right to turn down a girl when she's offering you her cherry, right?" That's funny! At least, it was when I read it.
I'd post the images, but the rest of the webcomic tends towards female nudity, so I don't know if I can.
...that sounds familiar, dammit. What's it called?
The Webcomic? T.A. Vision. Personally, I can kind of see Anko in that situation. You know, her first sexual encounter being her raping some poor boy who turned her down.
...oh, yeah, I remember that one...I should catch up on it sometime. It's been forever since I last took a look...

But yeah, I can see that having happened with Anko...wonder who a candidate would be? Hmm, all the springs to mind is Hayate...alas, he still hasn't recovered. Either that, or Iruka has a really interesting story behind that scar...though Mizuki might be a good candidate...if you believe filler, then he would probably have been on Anko's team...unless Orochimaru had more than one team in his time as a jounin sensei. All his irrationality stems from that traumatic moment...perhaps Anko shouldn't have tried out that 'Probing Snake Fist' she read about in Orochimaru's notes... :snigger:
 

Rift120

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#43
biigoh said:
Luthorne said:
"...Sasuke, you do know that our relationship is completely platonic, right? That that...incident...back in the Academy was completely accidental and should never be spoken of? I mean, I always felt that there was an unspoken understanding...one that your close proximity to my ass is in great danger of violating." :sweat2:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I can see Naruto saying that... oh god...
I just keep pictureing Hinata assuming Sasuke is trying ot turn Naruto Gay and getting drunk over it, since she is to shy and nervous to stop Sasuke's 'scheme'...

at which point Sakura finds Drunk Hinata and gives her a suggestion about how to handle soemone trying ot steer her 'man' wrong (Hinata's drunken state doesn't mention Sasuke or NAruto.. just one guy trying to seduce the guy she's interested in)...

and with Sakura's bloodline...:D
 

infin1x

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#44
Rift120 said:
biigoh said:
Luthorne said:
"...Sasuke, you do know that our relationship is completely platonic, right? That that...incident...back in the Academy was completely accidental and should never be spoken of? I mean, I always felt that there was an unspoken understanding...one that your close proximity to my ass is in great danger of violating." :sweat2:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I can see Naruto saying that... oh god...
I just keep pictureing Hinata assuming Sasuke is trying ot turn Naruto Gay and getting drunk over it, since she is to shy and nervous to stop Sasuke's 'scheme'...

at which point Sakura finds Drunk Hinata and gives her a suggestion about how to handle soemone trying ot steer her 'man' wrong (Hinata's drunken state doesn't mention Sasuke or NAruto.. just one guy trying to seduce the guy she's interested in)...

and with Sakura's bloodline...:D
Yeah and don't forget the second part "... and after you are done with the bitch that is trying to take your man you have to show your man that he is YOUR man and that you are the boss." Hinata doesn't even try to disobey, she gives an already traumatized and cowed Sasuke a beat down and then drags Naruto off so that she "can teach him how he is supposed to treat his girlfriend. Proving that karma does exist this takes away Sasuke's protection and Sakura finds him.


I am conflicted about this story on the one hand you have Sasuke abused in a funny and humiliating way on the other you have the mental image of Sasuke with his pants down, a hard on and being spanked by Sakura's mother. :sick2:
 

snthsnth

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#45
infin1x said:
I am conflicted about this story on the one hand you have Sasuke abused in a funny and humiliating way on the other you have the mental image of Sasuke with his pants down, a hard on and being spanked by Sakura's mother. :sick2:
I thought the mental image was hilarious. And hot, in a disturbing way. :unsure!:
 

zeebee1

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#46
Of course Sasuke is going to find out the weakness of Sakura's bloodline. As the villian of a shounen series Sakura has to explain her plan and thereby expose it's weakness.
 

elric

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#47
Sakura is too lame to be a villian. Hench(wo)man or nuisance, at most.
 

zeebee1

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#48
And Sasuke is too lame to be a main character, but it's true for this story.
 

Luthorne

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#49
snthsnth said:
infin1x said:
I am conflicted about this story on the one hand you have Sasuke abused in a funny and humiliating way on the other you have the mental image of Sasuke with his pants down, a hard on and being spanked by Sakura's mother. :sick2:
I thought the mental image was hilarious. And hot, in a disturbing way. :unsure!:
Personally, I find the mental image of Sasuke, the Gimp Ninja to be hilarious...but perhaps that's just me. :ph43r:
 

iota0000

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#50
Luthorne said:
snthsnth said:
infin1x said:
I am conflicted about this story on the one hand you have Sasuke abused in a funny and humiliating way on the other you have the mental image of Sasuke with his pants down, a hard on and being spanked by Sakura's mother. :sick2:
I thought the mental image was hilarious. And hot, in a disturbing way. :unsure!:
Personally, I find the mental image of Sasuke, the Gimp Ninja to be hilarious...but perhaps that's just me. :ph43r:
It's just you. :crazy:
 
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