Somewhere, deep in the Caribbean...
A young man clings to the stem of a ship, the only part of the ship still intact. Completely soaked with water, he shivers uncontrollably. A wave breaks over the stem, when it passes he has been swept along with it.
AN EPIC TALE...
Jack Sparrow stumbles into a room, throws a glance over his shoulder and dives out a nearby window.
OF ADVENTURE ON THE HIGH SEAS...
A beautiful auburn haired girl is chased by three undead pirates. The lead skeleton lunges for her, but realizes too late that she's armed herself. A second later she's literally disarmed him, and with another few seconds the rest of the pirates are reduced to their component bones. She stands over them triumphantly, and kicks one of the skulls who cusses her out.
A MYSTERIOUS ISLAND HIDES A DARK SECRET...
From the deck of a ship, a gorgeous unspoiled tropical island slowly comes into view. For a moment the sun shines down on the island as a breeze picks up and it all looks perfect, but seconds later shouts from the side becomes panicked screams: on the opposite side of the ship a storm is brewing, and riding before it is a massive pirate ship, flickering oddly and slightly transparent. From across the water a sinister laugh echoes...
AND EVIL AGAIN STALKS THE CARIBBEAN...
A ghost pirate strides through a sealed door and confronts the girl who beat up the skeletons. She slashes at him, but the sword passes through him and he laughs. On her next swing he simply catches the blade and snaps it without visible effort. A single punch hurls her into a wall, and she is too dazed to fight when he picks her up and throws her over his shoulder.
ALSO, MONKEYS.
Ook!
IS THERE ANY MAN, WOMAN, MONKEY OR CHILD BRAVE ENOUGH TO FACE THE DREAD GHOST PIRATE LECHUCK?
"Hi there! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate?!"
...UM.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE LEGEND OF MONKEY ISLAND
<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKWT5wW4gdY' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Cue awesome music</a>
COMING SOON
Dominic Armato: Err, is any of this actually going to be in the story?
Johnny Depp: (takes a hit) Naaaah.
A young man clings to the stem of a ship, the only part of the ship still intact. Completely soaked with water, he shivers uncontrollably. A wave breaks over the stem, when it passes he has been swept along with it.
AN EPIC TALE...
Jack Sparrow stumbles into a room, throws a glance over his shoulder and dives out a nearby window.
OF ADVENTURE ON THE HIGH SEAS...
A beautiful auburn haired girl is chased by three undead pirates. The lead skeleton lunges for her, but realizes too late that she's armed herself. A second later she's literally disarmed him, and with another few seconds the rest of the pirates are reduced to their component bones. She stands over them triumphantly, and kicks one of the skulls who cusses her out.
A MYSTERIOUS ISLAND HIDES A DARK SECRET...
From the deck of a ship, a gorgeous unspoiled tropical island slowly comes into view. For a moment the sun shines down on the island as a breeze picks up and it all looks perfect, but seconds later shouts from the side becomes panicked screams: on the opposite side of the ship a storm is brewing, and riding before it is a massive pirate ship, flickering oddly and slightly transparent. From across the water a sinister laugh echoes...
AND EVIL AGAIN STALKS THE CARIBBEAN...
A ghost pirate strides through a sealed door and confronts the girl who beat up the skeletons. She slashes at him, but the sword passes through him and he laughs. On her next swing he simply catches the blade and snaps it without visible effort. A single punch hurls her into a wall, and she is too dazed to fight when he picks her up and throws her over his shoulder.
ALSO, MONKEYS.
Ook!
IS THERE ANY MAN, WOMAN, MONKEY OR CHILD BRAVE ENOUGH TO FACE THE DREAD GHOST PIRATE LECHUCK?
"Hi there! I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate?!"
...UM.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE LEGEND OF MONKEY ISLAND
<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKWT5wW4gdY' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Cue awesome music</a>
COMING SOON
Dominic Armato: Err, is any of this actually going to be in the story?
Johnny Depp: (takes a hit) Naaaah.