Part 5.
In case you don't know, here's Parts <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=13326&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>One</a>, <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=17100&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Two</a>, <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=19578&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Three</a>, <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=21125&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Four</a>, and the <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7658632/1/A-Very-Naruto-Christmas' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>ffnet archive of all of 'em.</a>
Merry Christmas to all; and I hope you have a happy holiday season.
I I I
All the ninjas in Konoha loved Christmas a lot.
But Danzo, who lived under Konoha... did NOT.
"I hate Christmas", he said, resting his face on the palm of his hand.
In his underground lair he seethed and he sputtered.
"The whole holiday season". He added, for the sake of his indoctrinated band.
Slumped in his chair he groaned and he muttered.
"Kind emotions and good cheer," He seethed, "Are a distraction for ninjas who should only cause fear."
Some said the count of his eyes was one too few;
But actually the count was too many; it's true!
Other said his war-wounds just ached from the cold.
But his jutsus could warm him even if he was old.
"A distraction that makes us all fools." He darkly added, "For the sake of the village, ninjas are tools."
But for good little ninjas with Sharingans turning,
Their eyes would show them with instant learning:
The reason Danzo was off on this hating Christmas lark,
Was because his chakra was two shades too dark.
"If only we could remove this unnecessary thing," He wished with a sigh, "Think of all the revenue another workday would bring."
With with eye on the goal, Danzo began planning a plan he thought most cunning.
"For the sake of Konoha..." He planned with malice, "I must stop Christmas from coming!"
But if you asked Naruto he'd say it was so dumb it was stunning.
In case you don't know, here's Parts <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=13326&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>One</a>, <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=17100&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Two</a>, <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=19578&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Three</a>, <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=21125&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Four</a>, and the <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7658632/1/A-Very-Naruto-Christmas' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>ffnet archive of all of 'em.</a>
Merry Christmas to all; and I hope you have a happy holiday season.
I I I
All the ninjas in Konoha loved Christmas a lot.
But Danzo, who lived under Konoha... did NOT.
"I hate Christmas", he said, resting his face on the palm of his hand.
In his underground lair he seethed and he sputtered.
"The whole holiday season". He added, for the sake of his indoctrinated band.
Slumped in his chair he groaned and he muttered.
"Kind emotions and good cheer," He seethed, "Are a distraction for ninjas who should only cause fear."
Some said the count of his eyes was one too few;
But actually the count was too many; it's true!
Other said his war-wounds just ached from the cold.
But his jutsus could warm him even if he was old.
"A distraction that makes us all fools." He darkly added, "For the sake of the village, ninjas are tools."
But for good little ninjas with Sharingans turning,
Their eyes would show them with instant learning:
The reason Danzo was off on this hating Christmas lark,
Was because his chakra was two shades too dark.
"If only we could remove this unnecessary thing," He wished with a sigh, "Think of all the revenue another workday would bring."
With with eye on the goal, Danzo began planning a plan he thought most cunning.
"For the sake of Konoha..." He planned with malice, "I must stop Christmas from coming!"
But if you asked Naruto he'd say it was so dumb it was stunning.