Harry Potter Alternate Guardians For Harry
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I know, but as a responsible guardian it would be my duty to take care of some of that shit to protect my charge. I'd say between the people here, as the village raising the child, we could work out a way to deal with the horcuxes and shit with just household chemicals in the right amounts. And duct tape...
Lots of duct tape...
Lots of duct tape...
Again, I ask: Why?
You can easily acquire those things in the HP verse. f you're concerned with utility, why not bring a top of the line computer with you, that has about 30 years of improvement over the modern stuff you have
Or Twilight, The Matrix, or any other popular thing. Just roll it out a few years ahead of the normal time, and you'll be still on plenty of cash to fund the war effort.
At the very least take a sports almanac with you, or the HP books for reference.
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Harry is raised by dwarves. Not your standard fantasy dwarves. Dwarf Fortress Dwarves.
You can easily acquire those things in the HP verse. f you're concerned with utility, why not bring a top of the line computer with you, that has about 30 years of improvement over the modern stuff you have
Or Twilight, The Matrix, or any other popular thing. Just roll it out a few years ahead of the normal time, and you'll be still on plenty of cash to fund the war effort.
At the very least take a sports almanac with you, or the HP books for reference.
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Harry is raised by dwarves. Not your standard fantasy dwarves. Dwarf Fortress Dwarves.
Well, rather than taking Harry in quietly, Petunia and Vernon dig through her family tree for anyone to dump him on.
Turns out there is one cousin they uncover that might be willing to take the brat it, and thus Harry ends up in America thanks to Petunia's Uncle marrying a nurse after WW2. While that Uncle isn't alive, his own son is alive (with his own kid anyway) and just the right suckers to drop a baby into the laps of.
Harry Potter is raised with his cousin <a href='http://megasxlr.wikia.com/wiki/Jamie' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Jamie</a>, aka Coop Cooplowski's best friend and side kick...
Harry, welcome to the world of MEGAS XLR...and living in the one area of the planet that you're only allowed there because you're related to the living disaster areas that trash the local towns on occasion.
And meanwhile, Voldemort versus the R.E.G.I.S. mark V (which is invincible)
Turns out there is one cousin they uncover that might be willing to take the brat it, and thus Harry ends up in America thanks to Petunia's Uncle marrying a nurse after WW2. While that Uncle isn't alive, his own son is alive (with his own kid anyway) and just the right suckers to drop a baby into the laps of.
Harry Potter is raised with his cousin <a href='http://megasxlr.wikia.com/wiki/Jamie' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Jamie</a>, aka Coop Cooplowski's best friend and side kick...
Harry, welcome to the world of MEGAS XLR...and living in the one area of the planet that you're only allowed there because you're related to the living disaster areas that trash the local towns on occasion.
And meanwhile, Voldemort versus the R.E.G.I.S. mark V (which is invincible)
Sounds cool...
Here's another one. Harry is raised by a man who has worked for the mafia, fished the deep seas, fought animals in the wilds, and blows things up for a living.
More bad-ass than Ash Williams, more powerful than Chuck Norris, so dangerous that even Gary Busey crosses the street when he sees him coming, Harry is raised by...
Here's another one. Harry is raised by a man who has worked for the mafia, fished the deep seas, fought animals in the wilds, and blows things up for a living.
More bad-ass than Ash Williams, more powerful than Chuck Norris, so dangerous that even Gary Busey crosses the street when he sees him coming, Harry is raised by...
whitewhiskey said:
Sounds cool...
Here's another one. Harry is raised by a man who has worked for the mafia, fished the deep seas, fought animals in the wilds, and blows things up for a living.
More bad-ass than Ash Williams, more powerful than Chuck Norris, so dangerous that even Gary Busey crosses the street when he sees him coming, Harry is raised by...
Here's another one. Harry is raised by a man who has worked for the mafia, fished the deep seas, fought animals in the wilds, and blows things up for a living.
More bad-ass than Ash Williams, more powerful than Chuck Norris, so dangerous that even Gary Busey crosses the street when he sees him coming, Harry is raised by...
Prince Charon said:
whitewhiskey said:
Sounds cool...
Here's another one. Harry is raised by a man who has worked for the mafia, fished the deep seas, fought animals in the wilds, and blows things up for a living.
More bad-ass than Ash Williams, more powerful than Chuck Norris, so dangerous that even Gary Busey crosses the street when he sees him coming, Harry is raised by...
Here's another one. Harry is raised by a man who has worked for the mafia, fished the deep seas, fought animals in the wilds, and blows things up for a living.
More bad-ass than Ash Williams, more powerful than Chuck Norris, so dangerous that even Gary Busey crosses the street when he sees him coming, Harry is raised by...
No wait, I don't.
seitora said:
Prince Charon said:
whitewhiskey said:
Sounds cool...
Here's another one. Harry is raised by a man who has worked for the mafia, fished the deep seas, fought animals in the wilds, and blows things up for a living.
More bad-ass than Ash Williams, more powerful than Chuck Norris, so dangerous that even Gary Busey crosses the street when he sees him coming, Harry is raised by...
Here's another one. Harry is raised by a man who has worked for the mafia, fished the deep seas, fought animals in the wilds, and blows things up for a living.
More bad-ass than Ash Williams, more powerful than Chuck Norris, so dangerous that even Gary Busey crosses the street when he sees him coming, Harry is raised by...
No wait, I don't.
Voldemort claimed to be closer to immortality than any other had come before.
But he was wrong, a group of people were more immortal than Tom Riddle could ever dream of being, and now 2 of them are raising his nemesis. A pair of people who commit acts of insanity and who can live for seventy years and not realize they haven't aged a day.
Yes, Harry was raised by the crazy couple...
ISSAC AND MIRIA!
But he was wrong, a group of people were more immortal than Tom Riddle could ever dream of being, and now 2 of them are raising his nemesis. A pair of people who commit acts of insanity and who can live for seventy years and not realize they haven't aged a day.
Yes, Harry was raised by the crazy couple...
ISSAC AND MIRIA!
<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baccano' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Baccano!</a> and maybe a little <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durarara!' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Durarara!</a>! (You can see either complete series on Hulu for free).
Spoiler Alert!
Isaac Dian and Miria Harvent
Basically, they are a pair of thieves of questionable sanity (Good, funny crazy, not killer crazy). They carry out thefts in weird costumes, in weird ways, for weird reasons, and pretty much just do as they please.
They, along with some others, accidentally become immortal in the early 1930's, although they didn't know it at the time. In fact, Isaac and Miria don't realize anything until 2001, when, as they're walking down the street after stealing a bunch of cell phones (To save children, in their own odd way) they <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG4NDPfwXk4' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>realize they haven't aged.</a> (Check the link, it's funny as heck)
Spoiler Alert!
Isaac Dian and Miria Harvent
Basically, they are a pair of thieves of questionable sanity (Good, funny crazy, not killer crazy). They carry out thefts in weird costumes, in weird ways, for weird reasons, and pretty much just do as they please.
They, along with some others, accidentally become immortal in the early 1930's, although they didn't know it at the time. In fact, Isaac and Miria don't realize anything until 2001, when, as they're walking down the street after stealing a bunch of cell phones (To save children, in their own odd way) they <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG4NDPfwXk4' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>realize they haven't aged.</a> (Check the link, it's funny as heck)