Alternate Halloween costumes for the xman
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Ethan has lightsabre props in his store, so Xander buys one, and gets Buffy and Willow to get two others, the rest being bought by various little kids (e.g., Dawn and Billy (from S1 'Nightmares') might go as Jacen and Jaina Solo).
Xander is Xan Dare, Jedi Special Forces, Willow is Wila Jade, Jedi Engineer/Inventor, and Buffy is Summer Daye, Jedi Healer (and devotee of the Sticky Side of the Force).
Of course, after the spell ends, they're going to have to set up a Jedi Academy in Sunnydale. :snigger:
EDIT: I've actually thought about writing this, or putting it up as a Challenge on XanderZone, before I found TFF. Still, this seems a good place to mention the concept, unless it deserves its own thread.
Xander is Xan Dare, Jedi Special Forces, Willow is Wila Jade, Jedi Engineer/Inventor, and Buffy is Summer Daye, Jedi Healer (and devotee of the Sticky Side of the Force).
Of course, after the spell ends, they're going to have to set up a Jedi Academy in Sunnydale. :snigger:
EDIT: I've actually thought about writing this, or putting it up as a Challenge on XanderZone, before I found TFF. Still, this seems a good place to mention the concept, unless it deserves its own thread.
Sarutobi! Xander would be a new spin on the halloween decible it might also cater to the slightly ruthless side that Xander has when his people are threatened....
or perhaps even Yondaime! Xander....though I suspect the after affects would be hell on his body...being unused to moving at those speeds....
or perhaps even Yondaime! Xander....though I suspect the after affects would be hell on his body...being unused to moving at those speeds....
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"Uhhh ... what the hell did I drink last night?"
Really, it felt like a bunch of damn gnomes hammering on the inside of his skull ...
Though it soon resolved itself into buzzing, and he managed to get out of bed ...
... tripping over something in the process, and landing face-first on the floor.
He reached down and to the side ...
"Hey, listen!"
He blinked. Okay ... he was apparently _still_ halucinating.
Or how else would you explain the glowing green fairy floating in front of his nose.
And that he was not in his room back at Chez Harris.
And that he'd tripped over what looked like a scabbard.
Or the blond babe in a dress standing in the doorway.
"Alexander, please, you must save Hyrule."
He had a feeling it was going to be one of _those_ days.
"Alexander?" The blonde asked.
Screw it, if he was dreaming _anyway_ ...
"Can I have you?"
Later, he'd really wish he'd phrased that differently.
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Alexander Harris: Hero of Time ?
Okay, a bit too contrived for a simple YAHF type of story, but the concept amuses me to no end.
-Griever
"Uhhh ... what the hell did I drink last night?"
Really, it felt like a bunch of damn gnomes hammering on the inside of his skull ...
Though it soon resolved itself into buzzing, and he managed to get out of bed ...
... tripping over something in the process, and landing face-first on the floor.
He reached down and to the side ...
"Hey, listen!"
He blinked. Okay ... he was apparently _still_ halucinating.
Or how else would you explain the glowing green fairy floating in front of his nose.
And that he was not in his room back at Chez Harris.
And that he'd tripped over what looked like a scabbard.
Or the blond babe in a dress standing in the doorway.
"Alexander, please, you must save Hyrule."
He had a feeling it was going to be one of _those_ days.
"Alexander?" The blonde asked.
Screw it, if he was dreaming _anyway_ ...
"Can I have you?"
Later, he'd really wish he'd phrased that differently.
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Alexander Harris: Hero of Time ?
Okay, a bit too contrived for a simple YAHF type of story, but the concept amuses me to no end.
-Griever
It most definitely could be funny!
Glory fumed as she stalked around her apartment. "How dare that insect lay his hands upon me!" she snarled. The fight had been substantially less lopsided than most fights she had - she could almost give him a tiny bit of credit, if she was feeling generous.
"Divine One, you need -"
"SHUT UP!" Glory shrieked, smacking the minion out of her way. "And what did he mean by poking me with his finger and saying 'You are already dead'? Is he some sort of mental defective!?"
It was at that point that her somewhat supernatural physiology betrayed her, as her minion had tried to warn her that it was about to.
"Ow..." Ben moaned, sitting down suddenly, feeling the aches and pains that were the natural result of Glory's exertions in his body. "What the hell was she -"
POP!
"That's... not good," the minion muttered, looking at the headless torso that had been the Divine Glorificus's host. "Divine One?" he asked, looking down the headstump. "Are you in there?"
Glory fumed as she stalked around her apartment. "How dare that insect lay his hands upon me!" she snarled. The fight had been substantially less lopsided than most fights she had - she could almost give him a tiny bit of credit, if she was feeling generous.
"Divine One, you need -"
"SHUT UP!" Glory shrieked, smacking the minion out of her way. "And what did he mean by poking me with his finger and saying 'You are already dead'? Is he some sort of mental defective!?"
It was at that point that her somewhat supernatural physiology betrayed her, as her minion had tried to warn her that it was about to.
"Ow..." Ben moaned, sitting down suddenly, feeling the aches and pains that were the natural result of Glory's exertions in his body. "What the hell was she -"
POP!
"That's... not good," the minion muttered, looking at the headless torso that had been the Divine Glorificus's host. "Divine One?" he asked, looking down the headstump. "Are you in there?"
even if by some chance 2 glories existed at the same time, dawn/the key is still hidden
that and buffy and everyone would be dead end of story, buffy is still a nub slayer, willow hasnt even begun magic lessons, giles wasnt there for most of that era of the series so we dont know HOW he would help etc
that and buffy and everyone would be dead end of story, buffy is still a nub slayer, willow hasnt even begun magic lessons, giles wasnt there for most of that era of the series so we dont know HOW he would help etc