Naruto Baa-chan and Clock

ttestagr

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#26
I think the story was Beasts


It isn't the best story in my opinion, and seems to have an OC pairing for Naruto :no:
 

DhampyrX2

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#27
The idea of Tsunade as Naruto's grandmother or mother has quite a bit of merit. I don't know if it's canon or fanon but several authors bring up the fact Naruto looks a little like Nawaki as well as Yondaime. If Nawaki was technically Arashi's uncle then you have the family resemblence factor going for you with Yondaime and Naruto both.

One of the things I'd like to see the most would be how some of the others besides Tsunade react when they learn of Naruto's heritage. How would clans like the Hyuuga deal with Naruto being related to four of the last five kage's minimum? Would there be a bunch of suck ups bothering him the way it's been implied they hound Konohamaru? Whatkind of political situations would come up with that kind of pedigree when other hidden villages found out? Would Tsunade have to arrange a quicky marriage to stop the political bartering the council would want to do with her grandson? Who would she marry him off to? Hinata? Temari to strengthen ties to the Sand?
 

DhampyrX2

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#29
GenocideHeart said:
DhampyrX2 said:
The idea of Naruto as Tsunade's grandmother
Oh god no.

PRETTY NINJA TRAP, GRANDMA NARUTO.

We're all doomed.
I've fixed the typo. Hurry and edit your post into something different before it actually comes to pass!
 

GenocideHeart

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#30
DhampyrX2 said:
I've fixed the typo. Hurry and edit your post into something different before it actually comes to pass!
No. :lol:

Remember, I LIKE to spread horror and suffering. :snigger: :rofl:
 

cilrais

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#31
So Naruto gets trapped in sexy no jutsu form and was sent back in time where s/he marries the first hokage???

No, NOOOOOOO!
 

GenocideHeart

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#32
cilrais said:
So Naruto gets trapped in sexy no jutsu form and was sent back in time where s/he marries the first hokage???

No, NOOOOOOO!
Gah hahahahahahahahahahaha. SUFFER. :snigger: :snigger: :snigger:
 

Grunt

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#33
So naruto get's to call Tsunade "brat" and she can call him/her "old hag"? :headbanger:
 

cilrais

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#34
I bet a lime/lemon fic with the first hokage in it would have a ridiculous amount of wood puns.
 

Mighty Bob

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#35
The thing for me is (totally ignoring the tempting of Fate posed by several earlier posts. Aunt Keitaro was enough, thank you very much ) that Naruto would likely want to keep it a secret if he ever did discover for a fact that he's the Fourths son. At least at first. After all, it seems to me that his biggest desire is to be acknowledged for being himself. Being hated for the Demon, or loved because of who his father was, rather than what he's done himself; would just be wrong.

Course that could work into a story like this, Naruto's pedigree comes out into the open, everyone's running about like chickens with their heads cut off. Council members and elite clans rushing about trying to profit from the situation, and poor Naruto being upset cause he's being acknowledged, but it still isn't for anything he's done himself.

Hopefully this is makin sense; I nearly cut off a finger today and am on lotsa pain killers after gettin the stitches put in.
 

armedlord

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#36
Tempting fate...The only downside I could even possibly see is of the fangirls eating that up and having more 'SasuFem!Naru fics come out of it and have 'granny' Naruto making love to a young Sasuke.

Let's stay away from THAT one GH. That ones a likey one to backfire. (or then again, blind them. your pick)

On bob's thoughts...don't know what to think.
 

Moshulel

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#37
armedlord said:
Tempting fate...The only downside I could even possibly see is of the fangirls eating that up and having more 'SasuFem!Naru fics come out of it and have 'granny' Naruto making love to a young Sasuke.
Hmmmmm... Hmmmmm...

You do realize you'll be the one to blame for that? Wellcome!
 

armedlord

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#38
Moshulel said:
You do realize you'll be the one to blame for that? Wellcome!
Yeah, pretty much. But then so do a lot of other people here bring out insane and horrorfic ideas so why not? :ph43r:
 

Moshulel

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#39
armedlord said:
Yeah, pretty much. But then so do a lot of other people here bring out insane and horrorfic ideas so why not? :ph43r:
Oh, but i wasn't intending it in a bad way! Quite the contrary! I was praising you for finally accepting the "truth"!
 

Typhonis

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#40
...Can`t you see the fallout or Tsunades reaction if anything she would recall Naruto back earlier so Jiriya wouldn`t .....corrupt the poor boy....
 

Grunt

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#41
Well if you think about it. The perversion didn't come from nowhere. From teacher to student and if you trace the roots back to the First Hokage, who do you think perverted him? :snigger: So Naruto is the source of his own perversion... I think, god I hate paradoxes. :headbanger:
 

holyknight

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#42
Knowing Naruto's luck....wouldn't be rare, if it results what HE spawned the Shodaime and Nidaime....

Both were sheer monsters in what to power and skill refers....and who better to have given life to them....what the one holding the most powerful monster, EVER?

Heck...Naruto may have given to his sons the instruction to stablish Konoha...

Timetravel may be a pain in the ass, but is soo damm fun... :yay:
 

cilrais

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#43
hmm Naruto is the father of the First and Second... and he's also immortal/long lived thanks to Kyuubi... so in the present he's actually the Akatsuki Leader, collecting the Biju to power the jutsu that will send his younger self back in time...

A little too cliched perhaps...
 

FH_Meta

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#44
The problem is that you haven't gone far enough.

Make Naruto both parents of the First and Second.

And in the present as the Akatsuki Leader, he's going to send himself back to hopefully keep this travesty from ever happening, only to lead to him somehow becoming the female Naturo in the first trip back in time.

Then end with the line "Dammit, this was exactly what I was trying to prevent."
 

cilrais

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#45
and then he tries twice more and ends up the fourth hokage and his wife.
 

ttestagr

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#46
OH GOD NO!!! I think I figured out what Bakamoto is going to do...


I bet he gets Naruto stuck in female form to have the fangirls Naru/Sasu pairing, Naruto gets Mpreg, goes back in time to have this Uchiha Madara that he thought up that scares even Kyuubi


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

Grunt

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#47
goes back in time to have this Uchiha Madara that he thought up that scares even Kyuubi
So the great Kyuubi is scared because he had to watch his vessel change Madara's diapers? :snigger:
 

Typhonis

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#49
naw just make him fatjer of the First...found Atasuki to send himself back...then after he gos back destroys all the Atasuki members...and decidesd to retire in Wave .....with Tsunami
 
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