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Halcyon7

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Lord Raine said:
Wilder said:
Yeah, all it takes for Orihime to get into Hax territory is some clever wording.

Want Arrancar powers? "I reject that I don't have arrancar powers"
Want Shinigami powers? Do the same thing.
Want the world to be made of donuts and the sky to be made out of goddamn syrup? Do the damned same thing.

Seriously, if Orihime wasn't so adorably airheaded I'd be terrified.
To be honest, I'm still kind of terrified.

I mean, there's having superpowers. Then there's being what amounts to God.

Keep in mind that Orihime? She's kind of a loon. And she's the one with godpowers.

It's like making Luna Lovegood Doctor Manhattan.
Well, you'd be sure of one thing: Snorcacks fucking exist.
 

yog

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Wilder said:
Yeah, all it takes for Orihime to get into Hax territory is some clever wording.

Want Arrancar powers? "I reject that I don't have arrancar powers"
Want Shinigami powers? Do the same thing.
Want the world to be made of donuts and the sky to be made out of goddamn syrup? Do the damned same thing.

Seriously, if Orihime wasn't so adorably airheaded I'd be terrified.

And Chad seriously needs to get some love, he's awesome.
First and second could probably work. Third? I don't think so. "Reject reality in a limited amount of space". So no large scale reality warping. And the process is likely not 100% effective. So she wouldn't be able to reject "not having enough rejatsu", since the act of rejection would take more rejatsu than it would replensish (though yes, I agree, that argument flies in the face of healing Ichigo, but it can be argued that she selectively rejects the current state Ichigo is in, and not creating Rejatsu).

Still, this still allows her to convert matter (and spiritual matter) into antimatter at will. Or become superhuman through rejection of her limits.

Or, if any fight can be localized, she can just go with "I reject the possibility of my loss".
 

Prince Charon

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Lord Raine said:
Prince Charon said:
Lord Raine said:
Prince Charon said:
WizardOne said:
nick012000 said:
Shadowseraph said:
... So I pop on the Bleach forum and see the rec thread has been getting a lot of posts. Cool, I think, a good story must have come out.

Nope, definitely not, just discussions about rape. Fucking hell.
Discussions about rape that were started by people misinterpreting what I said to make me say things I didn't, no less.
Discussions about rape were started by you opening your mouth and flat out stating that LR should go look for pictures of 'Soi fon getting what she deserves' on a porn site nick.
Rape is the LEAST awful of the potential options here.

Shut up.
LR is the one who asked for fics with her 'getting what she deserves', IIRC, and I don't think nick was the only one to misinterpret his meaning.
Holy shit what is wrong with all of you. Jesus Christ.
Don't think of it as an expression of how we feel about her, think of it as an expression of what kind of person we think you are
No, I think of it as an expression of how fucked in the head you are.

Your attempt to turn your rape fantasies into an insult against me is pretty good, though. You get two for the execution, but an eight for the idea.
I'm not the one who first misinterpreted your statement, I'm simply someone who has spent enough time one line to have certain expectations of the people I encounter, even in non-hentai threads and forums, because people really do ask for things like that, even in places where they shouldn't. I don't have rape fantasies, generally, or none that I can recall, but you have no way of knowing or confirming that, just as I have no way of knowing or confirming what you don't say.

I'm still waiting for you to clarify your statement, you know. 'What she deserves' could mean a lot of things, positive and negative, and without clarification, even a non-hentai answer has at least a 50% chance of being the opposite of what you want, and an uncertain chance of just being totally other than what you want, even if its in the right direction.

So, again, what, in this instance, do you mean by 'what she deserves'?
 

Python453

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Prince Charon said:
I'm still waiting for you to clarify your statement, you know.? 'What she deserves' could mean a lot of things, positive and negative, and without clarification, even a non-hentai answer has at least a 50% chance of being the opposite of what you want, and an uncertain chance of just being totally other than what you want, even if its in the right direction.

So, again, what, in this instance, do you mean by 'what she deserves'?
Lord Raine said:
Can anyone recommend any fics, any fics, in which Soifon gets what's coming to her? It can be a violent and brutal death. It can be her condescending and underestimating Ichigo and getting punched in the face. It can be her getting arrogant in some sort of training session with a Main Character (like Ichigo, though I'm not against it being anyone else) and getting her arm broken or being publicly humiliated by being beaten. The details literally do not matter. All I want is unsympathetic Soifon that has something happen to her that makes you go "haha, suck it bitch."

Ichigo breaking her arm in training, Orihime making her eat her own shit with the Shun Shun Rikka, Chad just straight-up punching her the fuck out. I literally. Do not. Care. Just so long as it happens, the details are meaningless.

Anybody have anything?
Read the above quote. Go ahead, I'll wait.
 

Mordart

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This can all be summed up as some Emo-poster about the internet being super serious. Everyone, take the Panties out of the Mangina's please.
 
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You ask for the impossible. Not even Orihime can reject such LOLINTERNETRAEG once it has been unleashed.
 

seitora

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Even if she spins a leek forever and ever and ever?
 

zeebee1

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The leek no longer holds any power. She redistributed the points she had in odd vegetables to high quality baking.
 

seitora

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Or the unholy power of the meat stole it away :sick3:
 

zeebee1

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No. Did you see how they all missed out on the fight for her bread?

Besides, you are an anti-bacon heretic. Your words hold less weight than a Pokemon fan.
 

WizardOne

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zeebee1 said:
No. Did you see how they all missed out on the fight for her bread?

Besides, you are an anti-bacon heretic. Your words hold less wight than a Pokemon fan.
A pokemon fan? You mean an Uchiha?

 

seitora

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zeebee1 said:
No. Did you see how they all missed out on the fight for her bread?

Besides, you are an anti-bacon heretic. Your words hold less wight than a Pokemon fan.
Whew, dodged that bullet, I wouldn't want to have as much Wight as a Gengar fan or something.
 

verifiaman

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<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8032469/1/The_Humans_Strike_Back' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8032469/1/The_Humans_Strike_Back</a> This is promising.
 
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verifiaman said:
<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8032469/1/The_Humans_Strike_Back' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8032469/1/The_Humans_Strike_Back</a> This is promising.
No, it isn't.
 

Darksnider05

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verifiaman said:
<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8032469/1/The_Humans_Strike_Back' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8032469/1/The_Humans_Strike_Back</a> This is promising.
That is 100% shit and even worst it looks like human wank shit which holds a special spot next to nazi wank shit.
 

zeebee1

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That guy doesn't know the series that he claims to be a fan of. Dracula and Alucard are two completely different beings. Also, three normal humans with power armor wouldn't make a difference on something with no real weaknesses.
 

verifiaman

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Yeah they are. i think he just calls him Dracula. Besides, the author made a good point about the monsters thinking humans are worthless when they managed to drive the weaker ones back with primitive weapons. I'll call bullshit if those three manage to kill dracula though
 

Darksnider05

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verifiaman said:
Yeah they are. i think he just calls him Dracula. Besides, the author made a good point about the monsters thinking humans are worthless when they managed to drive the weaker ones back with primitive weapons. I'll call bullshit if those three manage to kill dracula though
I call bullshit on humans not managing to unite all monsters and ending up extra fucking dead.
 

pptp78ec

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verifiaman said:
<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8032469/1/The_Humans_Strike_Back' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8032469/1/The_Humans_Strike_Back</a> This is promising.
This is shit. Actually, how even this related to Bleach? I skimmed through this wall of text and even used 'Search' option and I found none. No words about SS, no words about Ichigo, no words about zanpakuto.
 
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The author's shitty little dissertation at the started mentioned Bleach, like, twice.

Which obviously makes this a Bleach fic.
 

verifiaman

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You do realize some crossover fics take a bit to build up to the parts that they crossover to, right?
 

verifiaman

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Ok, i change my stance. I'll call bullshit if they manage to kill a hollow. I want to see how this author does it.

<a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/r/8032469/' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.fanfiction.net/r/8032469/</a> read the review
 

~NGD OMEGA~

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Actually he's wrong on a few counts there. Ulquiorra's eye crushing thing was an ability only he had for one, though obviously there are quite a few other regeners out there, and Hollow's can be done in with physical force, it just takes a shitload more than a 'normal human' is capable of.

Which isn't to say tech or advanced weapon's can't even the field. Christ, soul stone has the innate ability to screw anything operating under reiatsu's day and is an untapped goldmine of potential. And frankly poison already bypasses reiatsu mechanics anyway given they operate under the same biology we do and it even works on goddamn transcendants somehow (Though granted that concept in general is bullshit). Which doesn't even get into the potential of radiation working just as easily among other factors if we have the mind to try.

Honestly the only real issue is the whole flash step thing, because I'm fairly sure we can't deal with that kind of thing even if everything else goes flawlessly. Base hollows we could probably deal with because they in general lack significant speed. Not perfectly of course, but a good squad of trained humans with the right tools could stand a good shot. Once we start getting into the big leagues is where we're kinda screwed unless we drop like nukes on them or something, and even then stuff is likely to get in the way.

(This doesn't get into the whole killing hollows without zan's thing = world screwed, but that's kinda besides the point)
 

Darksnider05

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~NGD OMEGA~ said:
Actually he's wrong on a few counts there. Ulquiorra's eye crushing thing was an ability only he had for one, though obviously there are quite a few other regeners out there, and Hollow's can be done in with physical force, it just takes a shitload more than a 'normal human' is capable of.

Which isn't to say tech or advanced weapon's can't even the field. Christ, soul stone has the innate ability to screw anything operating under reiatsu's day and is an untapped goldmine of potential. And frankly poison already bypasses reiatsu mechanics anyway given they operate under the same biology we do and it even works on goddamn transcendants somehow (Though granted that concept in general is bullshit). Which doesn't even get into the potential of radiation working just as easily among other factors if we have the mind to try.

Honestly the only real issue is the whole flash step thing, because I'm fairly sure we can't deal with that kind of thing even if everything else goes flawlessly. Base hollows we could probably deal with because they in general lack significant speed. Not perfectly of course, but a good squad of trained humans with the right tools could stand a good shot. Once we start getting into the big leagues is where we're kinda screwed unless we drop like nukes on them or something, and even then stuff is likely to get in the way.

(This doesn't get into the whole killing hollows without zan's thing = world screwed, but that's kinda besides the point)
Who in Bleach has been poisoned with non Reiatsu based anything?
 

Knyght

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Gin's bankai on Aizen.

Oh, wait. Misread the post.
 
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