Bleach Bleach Time Loops

[Innortal]

As Loops went, this one wasnÆt too bad. Plenty of clean air, no spirits from a parallel dimension, no Kisuke, and so far, no magic bauble that sought him out at every opportunity, no matter which world he was in or which part it was in, KisukeÆs or AizenÆs.

Yes, a nice, quiet Loop, free of anyone else he knewùeither Loopers or from his home reality.

ôInuyasha!ö

Oh, right; the time-traveling girl. ôI already told you,ö the Looping Shinigami muttered, wishing his new clothes smelled different then drowned rat, ômy name is Ichigo.ö

The girl in the school fuku just blinked. ôBut she said you were named Inuyasha.ö

ôSo, I chose another name,ö the neo-orange-haired dog demon waved off. ôNow go away, IÆm trying to take a nap here.ö

ôButà But we have to find all the pieces of the Shikon Jewel!ö she cried out.

ôInuyasha,ö calmly stated an old woman wearing an eye patch, ôdo ye not wish to take this responsibility upon thee shoulders?ö

Releasing a breath of frustration, Ichigo hopped from the tree he had been hoping to take a quiet nap in. Deciding not to bother with asking why a woman five hundred years in the past was speaking with a Ye Olde English accent, he just simply stared at her. ôNow why would I go after the pieces of a magic doohickey?ö

ôIf even one piece of the Shikon Jewel falls into the hands of evil, the results can and will be disastrous,ö Lady Kaede responded. ôDid it not grant thee the new sword that you wield?ö

Looking to his side, he spotted Zangetsu, fully sealed, in its sheath. Great; now I have to find somewhere isolated and put him back into his Shikai. ôNah, pulled that one out of me.ö

ôReally?ö the elder priestess asked. ôI have not seen such from you, nor did my sister ever tell me of such a skill.ö

ôYeah, IÆm awesome like that,ö Ichigo responded in a deadpan tone.

ôNow, IÆm trying to take a nap here, people!ö

ôDid ye not sleep, bound to the Sacred Tree for fifty years?ö asked Kaede.

ôYes, and I was having the most pleasant dream, until someone woke me up with a knee to the crotch.ö

ôHey!ö called out the blushing Kagome. ôI was being chased by Mistress Centipede!ö

ôYes, I could see that,ö Ichigo muttered. ôWho could miss something that bigà I just call her She-Without-Nipples.ö Really, why would a demon have those, but no nipples? It made no sense! Even Hollows and Arrancars with female forms had nipples.

ôNow, you two go make some plans, draw some maps, do something away from here, so I can get back in the tree, listen to the river, and get some sleep. No one is keeping me from taking a nap.ö

ôFoolish little brother,ö came a drawl from behind him.

Ichigo just blinked his eyes. ôItachi?ö he asked, spinning around.

While the voice may have sounded the same, the person was not. Their eyes were gold, red marks on his face, long white hair, smelling of dog demon, and dressed in a robe. ôOr Liberace,ö Ichigo muttered.

ôYou know why I have come, Inuyasha,ö Sesshomaru stated. ôI have come for the Black Pearl.ö

Ichigo just blinked. ôDo I look like Captain Jack Sparrow? Do you see a big-ass pirate ship behind me?ö

ôI see living with humans has made your mind as weak as your body,ö the full-blooded demon stated, before racing forward, intent on grabbing his sibling and forcing the pearl from his body.

Thus he was understandable surprised to find his outstretched arm grabbed, a hand with a glowing red ball in his face, and his brother now sporting a white mask with twin red lines.

ôI said,ö Ichigo growled from behind his Hollow mask, ôI am taking a nap!

ôGO AWAY! CERO!ö

Damn it, why wouldnÆt people just let him sleep!

 

[datenchi]

lmao!! is Inuyasha joining the looping?

 

[Innortal]

lmao!! is Inuyasha joining the looping?

Could be, I just found it funny that Ichigo will get a new sword, and it'll have no personality in it.

 

[zeebee1]

Why would Zangetsu have no personality. It's not like Ichigo would need the other sword, or his mask.

 

[Innortal]

Why would Zangetsu have no personality. It's not like Ichigo would need the pother sword, or his mask.

I was referring to Tetsusaiga

 

[Flamewolf]

since when did itachi sound like <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men_Evolution' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>professor x</a>?

 

[Innortal]

He really hated things at this moment.

ôKurosaki-kun à is a lolicon?ö stated Orihime, simply reciting what the rest of the class was thinking after the introduction of Rurichiyo Kasumi?ji and her two retainers.

Yes, he was now in a Loop where his father had made a deal with the Kasumi?ji Clan, and with Gy?kaku Kumoi trying to kill her, her two retainers had brought her to the Living World in hopes of expediting the marriage.

Not that anyone would tell him such until it was too late for him to have time to think about it. Nope, they had shown up at his house on day, school the next, and Rurichiyo had bluntly stated to the assembled classmates that according to family honor, she was to marry Ichigo within the next few weeks.

As such, Orihime was clutching her own chest, wondering if her superior development was why Ichigo had never confessed to her, Tatsuki was taking practice swings with a metal bar he had no idea where she had got it from, Chizuru was muttering about æevil males stealing pure collectiblesÆ, and the males he knew were simply staring.

Ichigo, simply palmed his face, wondering why this always seemed to happen to him. Though he had to admit he might have a better chance of explaining this to his classmates and thus the rumor mill, had not Rurichiyo chosen that moment to hop on his back, and rub her cheek affectionately against his, proclaiming him the æbestest fiancÚ we could requestÆ.

Oh yeah, this Loop would be so much fun now.

ôNow class,ö the female teacher spokeùcome to think of it, he had no clue what her name was, ôwe are not here to discuss Kurosaki-sanÆs questionable taste in the age of the women he seeks.ö

ôHEY!ö yelled Ichigo. ôMY OLD MAN DID THIS!ö

ôSo I must ask you all take your seats and discuss Kurosaki-sanÆs obvious lolicon fetish during breaks and lunch,ö the teacher continued, ignoring IchigoÆs rant.

ôI do not have an obvious lolicon fetish!ö Ichigo bellowed.

ôFine; closet fetish for lolicon,ö the teacher corrected. ôEither way, I ask you all to take your seats.

And Ms. Kasumi?ji, could you and your two retainers both take a seat as well. I know you wish to enjoy your fiancÚ, but during class, I do ask you do not indulge him in his perverted lolicon fetish.ö

ôTHIS IS ALL MY OLD MANÆ FAULT!ö Ichigo bellowed.

The class ignored him.

ôWAAAH!ö cried Rurichiyo. ôMY LOVE DOES NOT RETURN MY AFFECTION!ö

Oh yeah, he might as well just end it now. From the looks of everyone, he had no chance of winning this fight. ôWhy me?ö

ôYou could win?ö asked Mizuiro.

ôRhetorical question,ö Ichigo responded, before collapsing in his seat.

 

[zeebee1]

It's not a correction if you're still wrong.

 

[DhampyrX2]

You know it would be funny as hell if Itachi really was playing at being Sesshomaru here. Or if you replaced Naraku with Tobi. This loop is too calm for Ichigo at this point.

 

[DrTempo]

That last Innortal one.....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[LORD_ARM]

I can easily see the last loop expanded to a full fic. With the running gag of ôKurosaki-kun à is a lolicon?ö. There is a lot of lolis in Bleach.

 

[Innortal]

As he took in deep gulps of breath, and the red receeded from his sight, Ichigo took stalk in his surroundings, trying to remember what had occurred.

Ohà Right, one of the guards here sneered and called me the Lolicon after hearing my name.

Well, that wasnÆt an issue anymore. He could spot several dozen lying on the ground, several assassinsùno doubt sent for Rurichiyoùpinned to trees, though only one still twitched to show he was alive.

Overall, he had to say, this was one of his better æincidentsÆ after being called a Lolicon by the wrong people.

Well, Keigo would eventually be able to move around without the adult diaper in a few weeks à maybe.

ôIchigo!ö he heard the female growl behind him, despite the fact it was a chibi-voice.

Slowly, he turned around, spotting the blond royal, who seemed to be glaring at him. ôUm à sorry for injuring the guards?ö

ôWe are not amused,ö Rurichiyo stated. ôWhat we want to know is why several of my friends who gathered for tea this day, claim to also be engaged to you.ö

He felt his left eye twitching. No! Surely the Old Man wouldnÆt have pulled a Genma!

<hr>

ôAnd just where are you going?ö

Isshin slowly turned towards his eldest daughter. ôUm à important medical conference.ö

ôDoes this have anything to do with you setting up Big Brother to marry a girl our age?ö Karin asked.

ôWhich one?ö he asked, before quickly slapping his hand over his mouth. Well, he felt he hardly deserved any blame. After all, what were the odds of those royal families all having girls?

ôDADDY-NO-BAKA!ö Karin bellowed, as she delivered a kick that had won her medals.

 

[randombugger]

What are the odds indeed.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

What are the odds indeed.

100%

 

[kitsuneb]

This loop must not vanish!

 

[Hannibal221]

This loop must not vanish!

I agree, also i could see Rukia getting mixed up in it as well. She in my opinion qualifies as a loli. She looks really young in my opinion she only looks to be about 14-15. Plus this seems to revolve around the him being engaged to girls from the noble families. Could some one continue this loop with Rukia being added to mix and taking control of his new harem? i just think it would be amusing for ichigo to have his own private army of fiances lol

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

This loop must not vanish!

I agree, also i could see Rukia getting mixed up in it as well. She in my opinion qualifies as a loli. She looks really young in my opinion she only looks to be about 14-15. Plus this seems to revolve around the him being engaged to girls from the noble families. Could some one continue this loop with Rukia being added to mix and taking control of his new harem? i just think it would be amusing for ichigo to have his own private army of fiances lol

Rukia gets insulted from the other lolis as being old, and being called a loli from everyone else...

 

[zeebee1]

She's not a loli, but she probably qualifies as petanko.

 

[Innortal]

She's not a loli, but she probably qualifies as petanko.

True, but it would be enjoyable as early requested. Rukia getting angry that people keep calling her the loli, her attempts to disprove it, and eventually someone informing Byakuya that if Rukia resembles his late wife, then obviously he too must be a lolicon.

"That's why I never got anywhere with him!"

"Yes, Rangiku; I'm sure that is the reason, and not you being lazy, drinking all the time, or taking no responsibility..."

"I'm glad you agree, Captain."

 

[datenchi]

<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VPzxq2pBIE' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VPzxq2pBIE</a>

 

[zeebee1]

We don't know how tall Hisana was. Rukia might look like a childish version of her sister.

 

[Innortal]

The combined H?gyoku floated around Karakura Town, doing what most super-intelligent manifestations of non-human life did: it was deep in thought.

Like Ichigo, it too was awake during the Loops, and despite repeated attempts, it still had failed to merge with the one being who it felt deserved its power, to be its master.

The problem was that this one being didnÆt seek out its power, had no desire for it. As such, it could not merge with Ichigo as it had done with Aizen countless times.

If I cannot have him desire MY power, then I need to approach this from a different point.

If I cannot get him to desire MY power, perhaps I may attach myself to something he does desire, thus by assosciation, MY power will be sought as well.

Now then, what does Ichigo Kurosaki desireà Protect his friends?

No, his power is great enough for that, unless I assist Aizen in Awakening to grow stronger. But that path bores ME.

Hmmà Maybe I should think of this differently yet again. He is a teenage boy, and thus they do have certain à desires, desires that fill their heartsà

YES! came the booming cry from the mysterious floating orb, shattering several windows, and causing the assigned local Shinigami to trip, fall severely injure himself, and start a chain of events that would have Rukia arrive one minute later than normal.

Not that such mattered. Aizen wasnÆt that good on plans.

<hr>

Sora continued to float in the air, itching his chest lightly where the odd chain seemed to still be, as he looked down upon his old apartment, seeing his sister go about her nightly activities with a smile.

ôI really should stop this,ö he muttered, watching her pray before his shrine. But he didnÆt want to stop watching her, watching over her, because that would mean heÆd finally stopped being the Big Brother to her.

No, as she always took the time every night to sit before his shrine, he couldnÆt give up on his end.

Sighing, he turned his head slightly, blinking as he spotted à a floating ball of light making its way towards OrihimeÆs stairs. Curiousùand hoping it wasnÆt something he needed to be rough about, he floated to the ground, standing before the ball. ôWhat are you?ö

The ball paused for a moment, almost making him feel like it was scrutinizing him right down to the depths of his soul.

Well, why not? a small voice seemed to boom. Call it payment for services about to be rendered.

Sora blinked, before he passed out.

<hr>

Finished saying goodnight to Sora, Orihime finished tidying up before bed. She had classes starting up again at a new school, and she wanted to be ready for tomorrow.

Thus she was understandably concerned when she heard a knock on her door. ôUm, hello?ö

à Candy-Gram!

Squeeling, Orihime ran to the door, forgetting that there was no such things nowadays as Candy-Grams, let alone no delivery company would be delivering at that time of night.

ôWow!ö she replied, looking out the door. ôI didnÆt know they made flying candy!ö

If it could, the H?gyoku would have smiled, as it struck.

<hr>

Groaning, Sora slowly woke up, raising a hand to try and stave off the headache he felt à only for his hand to come into contact with some odd-feeling mask instead of his skin. Opening his eyes, he noticed how he couldnÆt spot the edges of the mask in his sight, but that now, he felt like he could protect his little sister from anything bad in the world.

Standing up slowly, he noticed that the outfit he had died in was gone, replaced with a black robe, and what looked like a sheathed katana strapped to his side. Reaching towards the bottom of his face, he did find an edge to the odd mask and lifted it, noticing how he felt a bit weaker, but still okay.

ôWeird,ö he muttered, pulling out the katana slightly, before his mind recalled what had happened.

Rushing to his sisterÆs apartment, he called out for her, hoping the odd ball hadnÆt done anything to her.

He felt glad he had paused at the doorway. The apartment was a mess, his sister was bathed in pure powerùand nothing elseùas she floated in the middle of it. The strange light was situated now in her chest, right between her breasts.

ôBig Brother manuals didnÆt say anything about this,ö he grumbled, hand on the hilt of the sword, hoping he wouldnÆt be forced to fight his currently nude and glowing sister.

Finally, the light died down, Orihime floated back to the ground, and slowly opened her eyes.

Her now glowing eyes.

ôOh dear,ö he voice came, an odd reverberation to it, as she looked around. ôWell, this wonÆt do,ö she stated, waving her hand.

Before SoraÆs eyes, the apartment mended itself back together, her energy seemingly repairing objects, placing them where they belonged.

Nodding, Orihime/H?gyoku looked down, notcing the nude state of their body. ôI recall something about packaging,ö she muttered, before waving her hand again. Within a second, light gathered around her form, materializing clothes that were entirely transparent, minus what was covering the areloa of her breasts and her nether region. Those now sported images of her brotherÆs snow-like earings, covering her naughty bits.

Nodding her head, she looked up, spotting her brother in the doorway. ôOh, welcome home, Sora,ö she said, her face falling into the usual Orihime-smile. ôSorry, but WE must go. Feel free to get some food out of the fridge. I made friend shrimp with a mustard and coconut sauce.ö

ôWh-where are you going?ö he asked, trying to take in everything he had just seen, and wondering if his soul had somehow ended up in Hell.

ôWe must go to seduce Ichigo Kurosaki with OUR power,ö she stated with a smile, before disappearing from sight.

It took Sora several moments to snap out of his stupor, instincts making him lower the mask again, as his grip on the sword hilt tightened. ôIchigoàö he growled, before running down the stairs and trying to make his best speed to the Kurosaki clinic, where he had died.

No stupid hormone-ridden filth would lay one unclean hand upon his pure and innocent sister à no matter how much she seemed to wish it now.

<hr>

Ichigo lay in his bed, eyes scanning about. He was back early, not within the usual time frame he expected Rukia to show up.

ôMaybe IÆm being paranoid,ö he muttered, rubbing his eyes. It could simply be that reality was fixing itself, thus it could be just a simple result of his fear running away with him.

Sadly, his tune was changed one second later, followed by the minute it took Sora to reach the clinic.

 

[Hunter 1]

...Okay... That was... weird...

 

[Innortal]

...Okay... That was... weird...

Well, the candy-gram idea came from an old SNL skit, where a land shark would attack people after they opened their doors.

<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_Shark_%28Saturday_Night_Live%29' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Land Shark</a>

But there have already been Loops for it chasing after Ichigo.

Why not give it another way to attack.

 

[zeebee1]

I don't think Orihime will let go of the orb all that easily. And it is likely that her power surpasses its.