Assassin
Servant stats
Spirit: moot
Japanese name of spirit: n/a
Master: [Insert name Here]
Alignment: Chaotic Lulz N. Phantasm: A++ (EX Vs. Trolls)
Strength: B+ Agility: A
Mana: C+ Luck: D+
Endurance: E+
Class skills:
Presence Concealment A+
Personal skills:
Battle Continuation B+
Protection from Tentacles A+++
Protection from Trolls EX
Slaying Immortals B (Due to a technicality, all Servants count as Immortals.)
Noble Phantasms:
B& Hammer Anti-Unit B+ (EX Vs. Trolls)
B& Hammer Anti-Army B++ (EX Vs. Trolls)
Anonymous Anti-Army A (A+ Vs. anyone who's a member of Scientology/has recently hurt a cat/insults them)
4Chan, The Internet Hate Machine: Pissing Into A Sea Of Piss Support A++
Noble Phantasm
B& Hammer
Japanese name: n/a
Title: The Golden Hammer Of Troll Slaying Justice
Japanese title: n/a
Owner: Assassin (moot)
Type: Anti-Unit
Rank: B+ (EX Vs. Trolls)
Range: 2-4
Maximum number of targets: 1 person
The B& Hammer, when activated, shines with yellow light, and teleports the wielder to point blank range of a targeted enemy, where, if the hammer strikes, the enemy is enveloped in a great explosion then captured in a banishing portal, which opens up in a location of the wielders choosing, while in transit, they are struck with another explosion, before being expelled, via a third explosion, from the portal at extremely high speed (max is Mach 10), the wielder is completely unharmed by any explosions caused by B& Hammer.
Noble Phantasm
B& Hammer
Japanese name: n/a
Title: The Hammer of Trollmageddon
Japanese title: n/a
Owner: Assassin (moot)
Type: Anti-Army
Rank: B++ (EX Vs. Trolls)
Range: 1-100
Maximum number of targets: ????
Once Activated, the wielder spins the hammer around over their head before slamming it into the ground, from the point of impact, a Bounded Field spreads outwards, once the field has completely spread, all target's caught inside it are immediately to a massive pillar of Rage Flames that consumes the entirety of the Bounded Field, blasting them upwards into the air, where they are snatched by Banishment portals, where all captured targets are dumped into a large pile in another dimension, on which another pillar of Rage Flames blasts downward from above, slamming them into the floor of the black void, before the exit portals appear, blasting all target's outwards at Mach 15, several miles in the air in random directions.
Wielder takes damage as if struck by a C Rank attack.
Noble Phantasm
Anonymous
Japanese name: n/a
Title: Army of Anon
Japanese title: n/a
Owner: Assassin (moot)
Type: Anti-Army
Rank: A (A+ Vs. anyone who's a member of Scientology/has recently hurt a cat/insults them)
Summons forth THE GREAT ANON! This army of five million strong...(That's the full stock, they aren't all summoned at once, that level of mana just doesn't exist.) Has no stats except C Rank Battle Continuation, B Rank Independent Action and E Rank Mad Enhancement (Which is only activated by anyone who's a member of Scientology/has recently hurt a cat/insults them), most of them are just random people, a good percentage of them are weak nerds, nothing more then canon fodder and walls of meat, they barely even listen to their summoner and are just as likely to run screaming from the enemy as try to attack, these literally faceless masses have no weapon except the ability to detach their ties and use them is simple swords that they reinforce with the mana they were summoned with.
Their only projected use is against targets who activate their Mad Enhancement, which has comically overstated effects on their actions for it's low rank, and as a summonable distraction so the wielder can escape with their Presence Concealment.
Noble Phantasm
4Chan, The Internet Hate Machine: Pissing Into A Sea Of Piss
Japanese name: n/a
Title: The Infinite Sea of Piss
Japanese title: n/a
Owner: Assassin (moot)
Type: Support
Rank: A++
Maximum number of targets: ????
A Reality Marble that sends all caught within it to the never ending sea of piss, Assassin can fly here for some inexplicable reason.
There is no land, no end, no bottom, within Assassin's Reality Marble, there is only piss.