It's doubtful that Jesus had issues with sex, itself; fertility was seen as the blessing of God, and so all rabbis of the time were married. He also made a habit of hanging out with prostitutes and having giant drunken parties, even if he never partook of the ladies' services (as adultery is a sin, and Jesus never sinned). I wouldn't be surprised if the apostles did, though; they were merely human.
Nasuverse divine servant...quite literally
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nick012000 said:
It's doubtful that Jesus had issues with sex, itself; fertility was seen as the blessing of God, and so all rabbis of the time were married. He also made a habit of hanging out with prostitutes and having giant drunken parties, even if he never partook of the ladies' services (as adultery is a sin, and Jesus never sinned). I wouldn't be surprised if the apostles did, though; they were merely human.
I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus married, or if some of the apostles did either. It was something basically expected at the time.
A few kind of viewed that sort of thing as a distraction though.
And now your trolling is confirmed, firestorm. The thread now belongs to us. You have no place in it.
Odd thing about that is, the practice of priests not being allowed to marry was something added in by the Roman Catholic Church later.
Even Paul said, (paraphrasing) "Yeah, it's best to devote yourself 100% to the Lord, but if you fall in love, or you're just having that much trouble keeping it on a leash, by all means get married!"
Shiakou said:
(You decide whether he has the same problems regarding sex. It would explain why priests/nuns are supposed to be... well, you know.)
Even Paul said, (paraphrasing) "Yeah, it's best to devote yourself 100% to the Lord, but if you fall in love, or you're just having that much trouble keeping it on a leash, by all means get married!"
We know that God is a dick in Nasuverse. But maybe God is 3 entity that are 1 person or God, the one who created the universe(father, and the dick that is mentioned), Maintenance(holy spirit, I just take care of things), and the one who listens and care(son, or Jesus). Now when the Grail summon Jesus it isn't really him but his Avatar who in reality decide to destroy the Grail without warning his other parts(Father and Holy spirit) so he tone down his power level and fool the grail into thinking that it summoned another Servant(how did he do this, doesn't matter since he is God). And you have Jesus as a servant.
1. You have to be dead to be summoned by the grail, and Jesus is not dead, he rose from the dead remember?
2. Jesus is not one entity, but part of a trinity, God the father, God the son, God the holy spirit, their all one being.
3. If the Christian God existed in Nasuverse he would have it dismantled, indeed it never would have existed oh wai....
Out of all the weaknesses of the human being Satan's favorite, when dealing with priest and preachers, is lust. Mainly because it's extremely easy to fall too.
It's why you hear of so many that get caught doing things their not supposed to be doing.
2. Jesus is not one entity, but part of a trinity, God the father, God the son, God the holy spirit, their all one being.
3. If the Christian God existed in Nasuverse he would have it dismantled, indeed it never would have existed oh wai....
Out of all the weaknesses of the human being Satan's favorite, when dealing with priest and preachers, is lust. Mainly because it's extremely easy to fall too.
It's why you hear of so many that get caught doing things their not supposed to be doing.