Well, I felt my original blurb was good, so might as well share it here.
Let me begin by stating a fact: I am lazy. I don't like doing more work than absolutely necessary, and the best way to accomplish this is to do things right. I'm well aware that insults are how we say hello here, and that most of us are used to extremely free speech, so I'll try to be lenient as we adjust since most of us are used to doing what we want. I much prefer warnings, especially when they're heeded, to banning someone, since regardless of a person's personal opinions, they can contribute something.
The best type of mod is one who doesn't have to do anything, since it means people respect the rules and don't need to be constantly policed. I don't feel a need to flaunt my power, especially since it's an online message board, and not some omnipotent real life post. All in all, I want to keep things as much like Old TFF as possible, with the additional option of oversight and responsible Admins and Mods.
To add on to this, while I may dislike the necessity of asserting mod power, that doesn't mean I will hesitate when blatant violations occur. A little fun that gets out of hand or an honest mistake is one thing, but doing something in flagrant disregard of the rules is another beast entirely. Everyone present here had an opportunity to express their views on the forums rules, and even now, has the right to discuss potential changes to them. Being upset about the rules is fine, but ignoring them out of some smug sense of superiority, and potentially endangering the effort that Shirotsume invested to help us out is crossing the line, and I have no issues with dealing with those violations with extreme prejudice. This is home to a lot of us, and risking our little corner of the internet is just not acceptable.
Don't want to end on such a serious note, so I guess you guys will have to amuse yourselves with my
CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT!!!
Sorry I couldn't edit it down to the relevant parts. Starts at 2:52.