Nasuverse Fate/Gender Bend

GenocideHeart · Apr 9, 2008

I blame this on having started chatting with Cornuthaum. That, and a heaping helping of Archerko pics.

Basically, what if EVERYONE's gender was reversed? Yes, that includes Masters, Servants and whatever else inbetween.

So we'd have, among others, Fem!Shinji and Shirou, Man!Saber, Rin, Sakura and Rider...

Oh, and Ilya + Berserker becomes a shota and his older-woman servant. Sounds like a bad doujin's plot... :snigger:

Thoughts?

Cornuthaum · Apr 9, 2008

1.) Saberkun, Rinkun and Shiroko: In which Shiro learns that being the middle of a prana-recharging sandwich is very, very, very confusing. (And Rinkun dispenses with some Hot Dickings)

2.) Shinjiko/Sakurakun/Riderkun: In which Shinjiko does her damnedest to keep Sakurakun's submissive tendencies afloat, lest the sexually frustrated caveman side (thanks to Zoken) takes over. The last time that happened, Shinjiko's ass hurt for weeks. (And yes, it'S possible for females to rape males. Think strap-on.)

3.) Archerko (as in, Emiya!Archerko): In which Archerko proves to be the ultimative Moe-blob (since he is THE MASTER OF GARRRRRRRR, genderbent he has to be the ultimate moe-blob)

4.) Lancerko: In which Lancerko becomes the secondary Ultra-Moeblob (since he's almost as GAR as Archer)

5.) Kireiko and Gilko: In which ... I honestly DO NOT WANT to think about that.

6.) Rinkun: The open, unabashed bisexual perv. No, Saber is not safe now just because he's a man in this.

7.) Casterkun and Kuzukiko - In which Casterkun becomes GAR and Kuzukiko is a kick-ass gal.

8.) Berserkerko and Ilyakun: In which prana recharge is best left unmentioned.

edit:

GH and I resonate with madness.

even more madness.

Grunt · Apr 9, 2008

Madness -_- .....I refuse to make a 300 reference....this would be too easy.... even for me...

Aside from that... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Gods this could be hilarious.

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Surpise was evident on his face as the heir of the Tohsaka family saw his visitors young face.

"Ilya, what are you doing here?"

The young boy looked as if he had been through hell, his clothes ripped and a slight wetness on his cheek showing that he must have cried not that long ago.

"Rin-kun, you have to help me."

"Help you? Did you forget that we're enemies?"

"B...Bu...but you have to help me take care of Berserker. I can't sustain her anymore."

"Hmmm, well, I suppose I might me able to lend you my hand and spend a night with Berserker if it means that much to you."

"W.....what?"

"Shirou-ko and Archer-ko should be asleep so no problems there, anytime you are ready lead the way Ilya-kun. I shall do my best as expected from the heir of the Tohsaka line."

Perverted grin full active mode.

"No no no no, I don't need you to sleep with her. I need money."

Silence.

The young boy's face falls at the scowl on his enemies face.

"Why would you need money for your servant, you are rich."

"T.th...tha....that's because she went crazy. Started screaming and charged right into it."

"Into what?"

"The MALL. Don't you dare look at me like that Rin-kun, you weren't there. You did not see her. No one was spared. NO ONE, NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN!"

"So Berserker went on a...?"

The child looks around carefully before answering.

"A shopping frenzy!"

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GenocideHeart · Apr 9, 2008

:snigger: :snigger: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :snigger: :snigger:

Cornuthaum · Apr 9, 2008

It says a lot about what we collectively think about Rin's horniness that she'd jump even at Berserker-ko.

Grunt · Apr 9, 2008

Well duh, it's Rin, I'd call her a female Dark Schneider but she hasn't reached that level quite yet

Alas this train of thought spawned this....

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Rin was running.

Well, no, actually he was dodging more than running.

Really why did the girls have to overreact like that. It's not like they had had any problem with it when Saber-kun had his wicked way with them.

But one little mistake from his side and now he had to run for his life.

Really it just wasn't fair.

"Stand still and die, master!"

'Looks like Archer-ko is getting impatient.'

"You heard her, stop running and accept your punishment, this time I will be the one doing the impaling!"

And there was Lancer-ko just right behind them, her intent to kill clear for all to see.

"Honestly you two, what did I ever do to you?"

"You came in my fuckin face master, that's what you did! Now DIE already."

Right, there was that. He knew he had forgotten something.

"How dare you, I still can't sit down because of you and your sick fantasies!"

Oops. Oh well it wasn't as if he had forced her to do a...an..anal sex.

"Well, I admit, I may have been a bit hasty, but now it's time to say bye. See you!"

A flash of light and the young man is gone from the sight of his angry hunters.

Closing the door of behind him after his escape Rin sees the back of Shirou-ko, seemingly waiting for him.

"Well, let's wait here till those two calm down eh Shirou-ko?"

No answer.

"Ehh, what's the matter? You want to continue where we stopped last night?"

A shudder.

"You said you loved me!"

"Eh?"

"You said I was the only one!"

"Well, technically, I would lik..!"

"YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH ANYONE BUT ME AND SABER-KUN!"

"Ahh....well, you see, they practically seduced me. So really I couldn't do anything else!"

A moment of silence.

Then the feeling of mana floods the room.

"I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD!"

"Wait, Shirou-chan, no need to be hasty, really, just breath in and count to ten.."

"STEEL IS MY BODY AND FIRE IS MY BLOOD."

Swords appear around them.

"Someone help meeeeeee.."

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JiigarGhen · Apr 9, 2008

.....This would be EPIC nonsense. :lol:

Also: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

GenocideHeart · Apr 9, 2008

Rin is about to get raped, and not in a good way, either. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Grunt · Apr 10, 2008

Man, here comes even more nonsense....damn I should be in bed already since I have to get up in 4 hours again for university but oh well.....I totally blame you two, GH and Cornuthaum, for bringing forth such cracklicious ideas

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'Twas a cold and lonely night.

Well, no not really.

It may have been winter but it was suprisingly mild even for this area.

Slowly a shadow crept through the night.

Said shadow was small.

No really he was tiny.

He was also the master of the Servant Berserker.

The latest von Einzbern.

And there was a really good reason why Ilya-kun was sneaking around in Shirou-nee-chans house at night.

Finding Shirou-ko's room the boy enters.

"Shirou-ko-nee-chan? Are you awake, nee-chan?"

With a sudden movement the face of the lady of the house appears from beneath her covers.

"Ilya-kun? What are you doing here? Do you have any idea how la.."

"NEE-CHAN!"

Jumping straight ahead the boy tackels the young women and proceeds to start crying as if someone had killed his pet cat.

Throwing a glance around she awkwardly pats his back.

"There there Ilya-kun, what's the matter?"

"I..it...it's Berserker, nee-chan. It's so horrible."

"What is?"

"Sh..she's..she's..."

Sniffeling the little boy gathers his courage.

"She just can't get enough nee-chan. It's always just sex. Sex. Sex. Sex."

"Oh. Well, she is a berserker after all, they are known for being rather singleminded."

"It's horrible nee-chan, I can't do anything anymore without getting pushed down and....and..please let me stay here."

"Eh? Stay here why?"

"I don't want to think about sex anymore, please let me stay here, you understand right?"

Scratching her head sheepishly the young women tries to think of a way of answering that without breaking his little heart.

Then

"Mah, what's all the ruckus about?"

Rising from the covers is the naked body of one Rin Tohsaka.

"Tohsaka. YOU WERE HAVING SEX TOO NEE-CHAN!"

"Maybe a little bit, but Ilya-kun hear me out it's not how it looks like."

Cue the entrance of the king of britain.

Naked too.

"Shirou-chan? I found the whipped cream and the chocolate souce you asked for, oh greetings Ilya-kun."

A look of betrayel.

"NEE-CHAN IS A NYMPHO TOO."

"NO, Ilya-kun you're getting the wrong idea, no, wait, don't run away, ILYA-KUN!"

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Cornuthaum · Apr 10, 2008

Prana Recharge: It's all fun and games until someone dies from exhaustion.

Grunt · Apr 10, 2008

Huzzah, I can already imagine a completely empty Shinji-ko trying to crawl away from Sakura-kun and Rider-kun only to be caught by Rider with some horrible catchphrase.

Poetic justice I would say
:snigger:

Prince Charon · Apr 10, 2008

Grunt said:

Maybe that's the hell Shinji went to?

Ryogas_BF · Apr 10, 2008

images that are relevent... the original concepts of Emiya and Saber

MC80a Liberty · Apr 10, 2008

Saber kind of reminds me of Gil.

Shikaze · May 17, 2008

Poor Ilya-kun. He locked himself up in the tower of his castle.

"Can't move. Servants will rape me. Can't move. Nee-chan will rape me. Can't move. Maids will rape me."

Cornuthaum · May 17, 2008

Shikaze said:

Wouldn't that be "Nee-chan's scary bisexual boyfriend's gonna rape me" instead of just "nee-chan"? ^^

GenocideHeart · May 17, 2008

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

marthf1 · May 17, 2008

Wow, you people are awesome - hilarious, hilarious crack.

Hmm, too bad they did not keep the original concept - that would be interesting, especially as leads are usually not female. Which is why I suppose it was switched around, but still.

Shikaze · May 17, 2008

Cornuthaum said:

That too, but given his history, Rin-kun is a given

Elf · May 18, 2008

Wait, where the hell is my Saber? Rin thought as he grit his teeth and looked around. His eyes narrowed in the center of the Summoning circle he'd drawn in his own blood just moments before. He looked down at the blade in his hands with crimson rivulets still dripping from it.

Then he heard a loud crash upstairs.

He jerked towards the sound as he ran up from his mother's lab and into the living room. His eyes widened at the sight of the living room in shambles. Furniture was broken, and sitting in the center of the chaos was a woman.

A woman with long, gorgeous bronze legs bare save for leather straps with silver buckles running up to mid thigh and knee height boots with metal toes. She was wearing a black pleated skirt, a red short coat, some sort of matching tail and a black fitted corset type thing that slightly resembled body armor under that. A modest swell of cleavage poked up from the armor. There was a metal collar of sorts around her swanlike neck. She had long white hair that hit her waist and her bangs were spiked up from her face. She had classical, Aristocratic features, it was the same sort of beauty a jungle cat would have, Rin realized dimly as he looked at the beautiful, older woman before him.

Grey eyes like steel narrowed at him as a coquettish smile crossed the woman's full, sensual mouth. "Well, that was a rough summoning, but it's too be expected with a boy working the magic."

"Boy?" Rin snapped, finding his voice after jerking his attention away from those gorgeous legs.

"Yes, boy," she continued in that throaty, almost purring voice that was making things under his waistband swell and stand at attention. "What an odd Master," she said with a snicker as her eyes traveled down Rin's body.

Shaking his head, Rin asked, "Are you my Servant?"

"Well, are you my Master?" she retorted as she gracefully stood up, her red tail swishing behind her.

(Oh god, Feme!Archer is hot.)

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