Well duh, it's Rin, I'd call her a female Dark Schneider but she hasn't reached that level quite yet
Alas this train of thought spawned this....
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Rin was running.
Well, no, actually he was dodging more than running.
Really why did the girls have to overreact like that. It's not like they had had any problem with it when Saber-kun had his wicked way with them.
But one little mistake from his side and now he had to run for his life.
Really it just wasn't fair.
"Stand still and die, master!"
'Looks like Archer-ko is getting impatient.'
"You heard her, stop running and accept your punishment, this time
I will be the one doing the impaling!"
And there was Lancer-ko just right behind them, her intent to kill clear for all to see.
"Honestly you two, what did I ever do to you?"
"You came in my fuckin face master, that's what you did! Now DIE already."
Right, there was that. He knew he had forgotten something.
"How dare you, I still can't sit down because of you and your sick fantasies!"
Oops. Oh well it wasn't as if he had forced her to do a...an..anal sex.
"Well, I admit, I may have been a bit hasty, but now it's time to say bye. See you!"
A flash of light and the young man is gone from the sight of his angry hunters.
Closing the door of behind him after his escape Rin sees the back of Shirou-ko, seemingly waiting for him.
"Well, let's wait here till those two calm down eh Shirou-ko?"
No answer.
"Ehh, what's the matter? You want to continue where we stopped last night?"
A shudder.
"You said you loved me!"
"Eh?"
"You said I was the only one!"
"Well, technically, I would lik..!"
"YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH ANYONE BUT ME AND SABER-KUN!"
"Ahh....well, you see, they practically seduced me. So really I couldn't do anything else!"
A moment of silence.
Then the feeling of mana floods the room.
"I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD!"
"Wait, Shirou-chan, no need to be hasty, really, just breath in and count to ten.."
"STEEL IS MY BODY AND FIRE IS MY BLOOD."
Swords appear around them.
"Someone help meeeeeee.."
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