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ôWhat the fuck!?ö
Jiraya chuckled. ôYeah, I get that a lot.ö
Hesitantly, Hanabi stepped off the desk and walked towards him, deactivating her Byakugan as she did so. ôJiraiya...sesnei?ö At his enthusiastic nod, she continued. ôWhat exactly do you mean by 'introduce yourselves'?ö
ôWell,ö he said, ôyour names-ö
ôWhich you already know.ö
Jiraiya glared at the Hyuuga. ôLikes, dislikes dreams, that sort of thing. And just because I know your names doesn't mean I know who you all are.ö
ôThat information is likely in our psychological evaluations that all recent graduates have to go through. Evaluations that are attached to our respective scroll in the Archive, which you would have access to as our jounin-sensei, and have likely read prior to meeting us.ö Hanabi frowned. ôThose same scrolls would have our pictures attached to them, so you would already be able to know who we are, Jiraiya-sensei.ö
Jiraiya's glare morphed into a deadpan stare. Hanging his head, he let out a pained groan. ôKido, you'd make a horrible spy.ö
Hanabi's eyebrows knot together in confusion. ôMy Byakugan allows near 360 degree vision for-ö
ôSpying isn't about seeing the face of something, but looking beneath it,ö said Jiraiya. ôA successful spy is one that doesn't look at just the cause of something, but the why behind that cause. Hell, that's just good advice to being a ninja period; look beneath the beneath to find the answer.ö Crossing his arms over his chest, Jiraiya looked at each gennin in turn. ôIf you lot take nothing else away from me, let it be that.ö
The trio shuffled their feet and looked nervously at each other; this was not what any of them had expected.
ôNow then,ö said Jiraiya as he adopted a more cheerful countenance. ôSince someone seems to be against a little team bonding, we may as well get started on your test.ö The three gennin blinked as one, and snapped their heads around and focused solely on him.
ôWhat do you mean by that,ö said Shikamaru carefully.
ôYour second gennin test, of course.ö At Shikamaru's blank look, Jiraiya shook his head. ôKids these days. What, you expected that just getting that headband meant you were Konoha nnja now?ö He snorted, a derisive look appearing on his face. ôPlease, there are so many people coming through the Academy that we can afford to pick and choose the best and brightest, and send the failures packing back for remedial lessons.ö
ôSo what does this test of yours entail?ö
ôEh, now that'd be telling.ö Jiraiya dismissively waved at the Nara. ôYou're supposedly a smart guy, you figure it out.ö
ôHow are we going to do that,ö grumbled Naruto, glaring at the ground.
ôWell you aren't, you're dumber than a sack of hammers.ö Jiraiya frowned. ôActually, that's probably giving you too much credit, and insults the sack of hammers.ö
Naruto's head snapped up. Nostrils flaring, he snarled and launched himself at the man. Jiraiya snorted, and in a flash of movement that neither of the other two gennin could follow, kicked Naruto in the chest and sent him rocketing backwards. With a crash, the blond genin hit the chalkboard at the front of the room before falling to the ground listlessly.
ôWell that was anticlimactic,ö drawled Jiraiya. Looking at the other two genin, he said, ôI suppose I do owe you brats a hint. Catch me.ö
ôCatch you,ö intoned both Shikamaru and Hanabi at the same time.
ôEyup. Nab me before midnight, and I'll let you all in on the next phase of the test.ö
ôDone.ö Shikamaru smirked at the man, holding up his hands in the formation of the Rat seal he had never let break. At Jiraiya's surprised look, the young Nara turned his head over his shoulder, forcing Jiraiya's to do the same.
ôAh. Nice job on the Shadow Possession, kido; didn't even notice it coming.ö
Shikamaru turned his head back around, looking like a cat that had caught the canary. ôSo, the next part of the test?ö
ôNah.ö
Shikamaru stared at the man. ôBut I caught you.ö
ôNo you didn't.ö
The young gennin stared at his teacher in confusion. ôWhat do you-ö He paused, eyes widening as he realized what had happened.
ôAh, now you got it,ö said Jiraiya as a wide smile split his face. ôMidnight, kids, or you all get sent back to the Academy with the rest of the scrubs.ö With a pop and an explosion of chakra and smoke, Jiraiya disappeared.
Hanabi's eyes widened in surprise before narrowing. ôA clone? When did he switch?ö
Shikamaru shrugged his shoulders as he walked over to the still downed Naruto.öNo idea. When he was dispelling all those clones would've been the best time to do it, but he could've been fooling us from the beginning.öHe let out an irritated sigh. ôTroublesome.ö
Hanabi scowled, glaring at the back of her teammate's head. ôThe Byakugan sees through all things,ö she said boastfully. ôThere is no clone technique that can best it.ö
Turning around, Shikamaru met the Hyuuga's glare. ôIt's Jiraiya. Of the Sannin. And Konoha's Spymaster. He probably knows more ways to get around undetected than there are stars in the sky.ö
Hanabi's scowl deepened, confusion plain to see on her face. ôSpymaster?ö
Shikamaru shrugged and raised his hand to cover a yawn. ôDon't know for sure, but the pieces fit.ö At his teammate's continued confused look, he sighed. Closing his eyes, he pinched the bridge of his nose. ôTroublesome. The man's been missing for over a decade, but was never listed as a missing-nin. And one of the first things he tells us is advice on how to be a good spy.ö He opened his eyes and looked at the young girl as though she was an idiot. ôFrankly, it's the only option that makes sense.ö
Hanabi snorted and looked away from him. Rolling his eyes, Shikamaru turned back around and resumed walking towards Naruto. When he reached the blond, he squatted down and pulled an unbroken stick of smelling salts from his jacket pocket. Snapping it in his fingers, he waved it under Naruto's nose.
Waking up with a start, Naruto violently pushed Shikamaru's hand away. ôGah, that stuff stings.ö Rubbing his nose as he stood up, Naruto looked around the room. Growling, he glared at his teammates. ôWhere'd the old fucker get to?ö
Shrugging, Shikamaru said, ôNo clue. We have to catch him before he'll tell us what we have to do next though.ö
Muttering insults under his breath, Naruto stretched his arms and legs. ôAll right then. If that bastard wants me to find him, I'll find him.ö
ôGood idea. Make sure your radio's on.ö
Naruto waved dismissively. ôYeah, yeah. I'll use the same frequency we used during that survival training trip we did a month ago.ö Ignoring Shikamaru's nod, he jogged to the classroom's door before breaking out into a run once he reached the hallway.
Shikamaru shook his head as the echoes of Naruto's feet reached the classroom. Too easy.
ôNara...san?ö He looked over at Hanabi, who looked as though she was sucking on a lemon. ôWouldn't it be best if we planned and coordinated our search of Konoha?ö
ôNah. We weren't going to find him by running around all over the place anyway; Naruto's just too impatient for what we have to do.ö Hanabi questioningly raised an eyebrow. ôResearch. Right now, we just don't know enough about Jiraiya-sensei to actually find.ö
The Hyuuga heir hummed under her breath. ôThe Archives, then?ö
Shikamaru nodded. ôThe Archives.ö
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ôWhat the fuck!?ö
Jiraya chuckled. ôYeah, I get that a lot.ö
Hesitantly, Hanabi stepped off the desk and walked towards him, deactivating her Byakugan as she did so. ôJiraiya...sesnei?ö At his enthusiastic nod, she continued. ôWhat exactly do you mean by 'introduce yourselves'?ö
ôWell,ö he said, ôyour names-ö
ôWhich you already know.ö
Jiraiya glared at the Hyuuga. ôLikes, dislikes dreams, that sort of thing. And just because I know your names doesn't mean I know who you all are.ö
ôThat information is likely in our psychological evaluations that all recent graduates have to go through. Evaluations that are attached to our respective scroll in the Archive, which you would have access to as our jounin-sensei, and have likely read prior to meeting us.ö Hanabi frowned. ôThose same scrolls would have our pictures attached to them, so you would already be able to know who we are, Jiraiya-sensei.ö
Jiraiya's glare morphed into a deadpan stare. Hanging his head, he let out a pained groan. ôKido, you'd make a horrible spy.ö
Hanabi's eyebrows knot together in confusion. ôMy Byakugan allows near 360 degree vision for-ö
ôSpying isn't about seeing the face of something, but looking beneath it,ö said Jiraiya. ôA successful spy is one that doesn't look at just the cause of something, but the why behind that cause. Hell, that's just good advice to being a ninja period; look beneath the beneath to find the answer.ö Crossing his arms over his chest, Jiraiya looked at each gennin in turn. ôIf you lot take nothing else away from me, let it be that.ö
The trio shuffled their feet and looked nervously at each other; this was not what any of them had expected.
ôNow then,ö said Jiraiya as he adopted a more cheerful countenance. ôSince someone seems to be against a little team bonding, we may as well get started on your test.ö The three gennin blinked as one, and snapped their heads around and focused solely on him.
ôWhat do you mean by that,ö said Shikamaru carefully.
ôYour second gennin test, of course.ö At Shikamaru's blank look, Jiraiya shook his head. ôKids these days. What, you expected that just getting that headband meant you were Konoha nnja now?ö He snorted, a derisive look appearing on his face. ôPlease, there are so many people coming through the Academy that we can afford to pick and choose the best and brightest, and send the failures packing back for remedial lessons.ö
ôSo what does this test of yours entail?ö
ôEh, now that'd be telling.ö Jiraiya dismissively waved at the Nara. ôYou're supposedly a smart guy, you figure it out.ö
ôHow are we going to do that,ö grumbled Naruto, glaring at the ground.
ôWell you aren't, you're dumber than a sack of hammers.ö Jiraiya frowned. ôActually, that's probably giving you too much credit, and insults the sack of hammers.ö
Naruto's head snapped up. Nostrils flaring, he snarled and launched himself at the man. Jiraiya snorted, and in a flash of movement that neither of the other two gennin could follow, kicked Naruto in the chest and sent him rocketing backwards. With a crash, the blond genin hit the chalkboard at the front of the room before falling to the ground listlessly.
ôWell that was anticlimactic,ö drawled Jiraiya. Looking at the other two genin, he said, ôI suppose I do owe you brats a hint. Catch me.ö
ôCatch you,ö intoned both Shikamaru and Hanabi at the same time.
ôEyup. Nab me before midnight, and I'll let you all in on the next phase of the test.ö
ôDone.ö Shikamaru smirked at the man, holding up his hands in the formation of the Rat seal he had never let break. At Jiraiya's surprised look, the young Nara turned his head over his shoulder, forcing Jiraiya's to do the same.
ôAh. Nice job on the Shadow Possession, kido; didn't even notice it coming.ö
Shikamaru turned his head back around, looking like a cat that had caught the canary. ôSo, the next part of the test?ö
ôNah.ö
Shikamaru stared at the man. ôBut I caught you.ö
ôNo you didn't.ö
The young gennin stared at his teacher in confusion. ôWhat do you-ö He paused, eyes widening as he realized what had happened.
ôAh, now you got it,ö said Jiraiya as a wide smile split his face. ôMidnight, kids, or you all get sent back to the Academy with the rest of the scrubs.ö With a pop and an explosion of chakra and smoke, Jiraiya disappeared.
Hanabi's eyes widened in surprise before narrowing. ôA clone? When did he switch?ö
Shikamaru shrugged his shoulders as he walked over to the still downed Naruto.öNo idea. When he was dispelling all those clones would've been the best time to do it, but he could've been fooling us from the beginning.öHe let out an irritated sigh. ôTroublesome.ö
Hanabi scowled, glaring at the back of her teammate's head. ôThe Byakugan sees through all things,ö she said boastfully. ôThere is no clone technique that can best it.ö
Turning around, Shikamaru met the Hyuuga's glare. ôIt's Jiraiya. Of the Sannin. And Konoha's Spymaster. He probably knows more ways to get around undetected than there are stars in the sky.ö
Hanabi's scowl deepened, confusion plain to see on her face. ôSpymaster?ö
Shikamaru shrugged and raised his hand to cover a yawn. ôDon't know for sure, but the pieces fit.ö At his teammate's continued confused look, he sighed. Closing his eyes, he pinched the bridge of his nose. ôTroublesome. The man's been missing for over a decade, but was never listed as a missing-nin. And one of the first things he tells us is advice on how to be a good spy.ö He opened his eyes and looked at the young girl as though she was an idiot. ôFrankly, it's the only option that makes sense.ö
Hanabi snorted and looked away from him. Rolling his eyes, Shikamaru turned back around and resumed walking towards Naruto. When he reached the blond, he squatted down and pulled an unbroken stick of smelling salts from his jacket pocket. Snapping it in his fingers, he waved it under Naruto's nose.
Waking up with a start, Naruto violently pushed Shikamaru's hand away. ôGah, that stuff stings.ö Rubbing his nose as he stood up, Naruto looked around the room. Growling, he glared at his teammates. ôWhere'd the old fucker get to?ö
Shrugging, Shikamaru said, ôNo clue. We have to catch him before he'll tell us what we have to do next though.ö
Muttering insults under his breath, Naruto stretched his arms and legs. ôAll right then. If that bastard wants me to find him, I'll find him.ö
ôGood idea. Make sure your radio's on.ö
Naruto waved dismissively. ôYeah, yeah. I'll use the same frequency we used during that survival training trip we did a month ago.ö Ignoring Shikamaru's nod, he jogged to the classroom's door before breaking out into a run once he reached the hallway.
Shikamaru shook his head as the echoes of Naruto's feet reached the classroom. Too easy.
ôNara...san?ö He looked over at Hanabi, who looked as though she was sucking on a lemon. ôWouldn't it be best if we planned and coordinated our search of Konoha?ö
ôNah. We weren't going to find him by running around all over the place anyway; Naruto's just too impatient for what we have to do.ö Hanabi questioningly raised an eyebrow. ôResearch. Right now, we just don't know enough about Jiraiya-sensei to actually find.ö
The Hyuuga heir hummed under her breath. ôThe Archives, then?ö
Shikamaru nodded. ôThe Archives.ö
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