Gatekeeper Please

ragnarok1337 said:
trevelyan1983 said:
Watch as Nick creates a topic on the Zathyus crying about how everyone hates him and is mean.

Q_Q
Did he actually do that or is this a "what if" idea?
Hasn't happened yet. May well happen if he applies his retardation metric and estimates that there's a net positive to doing so.
 

Ray

Well-Known Member
Not to poke the rabid masses with a stick, but it seems as though the previous clusterfuck diverted the forum's attention from the OP's rather important problem; that being that new registrations are still not being allowed.

That means the forum is still basically on a death counter, doomed to agonize for months until the lack of new registrations finally kills it.

Food for thought.
 

Lord Raine

Well-Known Member
Ray said:
Not to poke the rabid masses with a stick, but it seems as though the previous clusterfuck diverted the forum's attention from the OP's rather important problem; that being that new registrations are still not being allowed.

That means the forum is still basically on a death counter, doomed to agonize for months until the lack of new registrations finally kills it.

Food for thought.
Yeah, because before Hawk shut down registrations, we were well-known for the massive influx of clever, witty, talkative newfags who could debate like geniuses, laugh like madmen, and write like fiends.

Don't get me wrong. I think it's a dumbass move on Hawk's part, and I wish he would undo it. That being said, I think you're standing too close to some kind of exhaust port of some sort if you think it's going to 'kill' the forum. Let's be honest here. It's been the same thirty or so of us the whole time. We did get a steady trickle of new members, but out of that, we would only once in a blue moon get somebody who was both not a few-post wonder and also a decent contributor to the forum.
 

Dartz_IRL

Well-Known Member
Lord Raine said:
Ray said:
Not to poke the rabid masses with a stick, but it seems as though the previous clusterfuck diverted the forum's attention from the OP's rather important problem; that being that new registrations are still not being allowed.

That means the forum is still basically on a death counter, doomed to agonize for months until the lack of new registrations finally kills it.

Food for thought.
Yeah, because before Hawk shut down registrations, we were well-known for the massive influx of clever, witty, talkative newfags who could debate like geniuses, laugh like madmen, and write like fiends.

Don't get me wrong. I think it's a dumbass move on Hawk's part, and I wish he would undo it. That being said, I think you're standing too close to some kind of exhaust port of some sort if you think it's going to 'kill' the forum. Let's be honest here. It's been the same thirty or so of us the whole time. We did get a steady trickle of new members, but out of that, we would only once in a blue moon get somebody who was both not a few-post wonder and also a decent contributor to the forum.
Yeah.

And most that do show up are like me :p
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
Dartz_IRL said:
Lord Raine said:
Ray said:
Not to poke the rabid masses with a stick, but it seems as though the previous clusterfuck diverted the forum's attention from the OP's rather important problem; that being that new registrations are still not being allowed.

That means the forum is still basically on a death counter, doomed to agonize for months until the lack of new registrations finally kills it.

Food for thought.
Yeah, because before Hawk shut down registrations, we were well-known for the massive influx of clever, witty, talkative newfags who could debate like geniuses, laugh like madmen, and write like fiends.

Don't get me wrong. I think it's a dumbass move on Hawk's part, and I wish he would undo it. That being said, I think you're standing too close to some kind of exhaust port of some sort if you think it's going to 'kill' the forum. Let's be honest here. It's been the same thirty or so of us the whole time. We did get a steady trickle of new members, but out of that, we would only once in a blue moon get somebody who was both not a few-post wonder and also a decent contributor to the forum.
Yeah.

And most that do show up are like me :p
Considering you have over 1000 posts, I was say you are quite incorrect...

My last check showed some 71% of the forum still had 0 posts...
 

raedric

Well-Known Member
Bah, when I was a newfag I was too intimidated to post. Than the honeymoon phase wore off.
 

Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
Meh. We only have a few people ever join that both stay and contribute. We got a fair amount of people like me, who stick around for the stories and contribute some things of... dubious quality.

The rest are people who stick around to read, with a small portion of that posting.
 

Ray

Well-Known Member
Lord Raine said:
Ray said:
Not to poke the rabid masses with a stick, but it seems as though the previous clusterfuck diverted the forum's attention from the OP's rather important problem; that being that new registrations are still not being allowed.

That means the forum is still basically on a death counter, doomed to agonize for months until the lack of new registrations finally kills it.

Food for thought.
Yeah, because before Hawk shut down registrations, we were well-known for the massive influx of clever, witty, talkative newfags who could debate like geniuses, laugh like madmen, and write like fiends.

Don't get me wrong. I think it's a dumbass move on Hawk's part, and I wish he would undo it. That being said, I think you're standing too close to some kind of exhaust port of some sort if you think it's going to 'kill' the forum. Let's be honest here. It's been the same thirty or so of us the whole time. We did get a steady trickle of new members, but out of that, we would only once in a blue moon get somebody who was both not a few-post wonder and also a decent contributor to the forum.
That being said, I think you're standing too close to some kind of exhaust port of some sort if you think it's going to 'kill' the forum.
That got a chuckle out of me, I'll admit. But...

Let's be honest here. It's been the same thirty or so of us the whole time.
Really? Aside from oddities like zeebee who's been around since 2005 and who I must assume has already fused with his computer in some sort of machine-flesh singularity, or Heinz, who's just flat out a machine, period, you'll note that this forum has been consistently (if slowly) shedding older members and replacing them with new ones. Anyone remember Zeni? Israfel? Hawk himself? All of them left and were replaced by uh, us (which is not... necessarily... the best argument I've ever made. x.X).

But sure, we don't have the kind of turnover much larger communities have. And I was exaggerating about the whole thing being on a death counter of a few months. But it is an issue. And one we shouldn't dismiss. I don't know, maybe Hawk was just drunk when he nuked registrations, and with any luck if we keep this on the table he can be assed to click the unlock button and go back to killing his remaining brain cells with more liquour.

EDIT: And I think the idea that newfags don't matter because they rarely post is disingenious. At least from personal experience, it took a few months' worth of lurking before I started posting with any regularity. And honestly? That's how it should be. It's better off if newly registered people take their time to start posting. Even if we lose some 75% of them in the process, the remaining 25% will know not to vomit on their keyboard the first thing that comes to mind (unless they're in the Naruto section :rolleyes: ).
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
But it is an issue. And one we shouldn't dismiss
It is not really that anyone is disagreeing, nor is it that we are dismissing it, but with Hawk the site owner, and registration closed by him thus locking down the forum... there is absolutely nothing that can be done by us as normal members. it is for all intents and purposes a dead issue.

Aside from oddities like zeebee who's been around since 2005 and who I must assume has already fused with his computer in some sort of machine-flesh singularity, or Heinz, who's just flat out a machine, period, you'll note that this forum has been consistently (if slowly) shedding older members and replacing them with new ones.
You've spelled my name wrong... Ever since that fake article that was posted over at Fukufics about me being kidnapped by Google, everyone seems to think I'm a machine. I am not really a machine (of all the things i've been called over the years... I like 'The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II' best).

EDIT: And I think the idea that newfags don't matter because they rarely post is disingenious.
It is not that they do not matter, per se, nor that they are a drain on bandwidth... but a person whom stays lurking and does not post might as well be a nonmember, since they are not really contributing to the forum...

My one gripe in relation to lurkers is everyone states how huge we are, but it is not near as big (even if still big), when you subtract the 7800 or so members that are non-contributors. And a large portion of the remainder only have a small handful of posts.
 

ttestagr

Well-Known Member
How in hell did I miss this entire series of events!? I'm sad now.
 
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ttestagr said:
How in hell did I miss this entire series of events!? I'm sad now.
You should be. It was very dramatic. :p
 

Cherry_lover

Well-Known Member
nick012000 said:
By the way, I just appealled to the Invision administration regarding our situation, and mentioned that this forum violated the Prohibited Content guidelines due to Hawk's lack of moderation. Hopefully they'll just transfer admin rights to someone else here, but if TFF mysteriously disappears with no warning, blame the Lemon Board. Also possibly Raine hacking Perfection; hacking things is against the Prohibited Content rules.
OK, Seriously? You're a moron.

Do you not remember what happened to Beast's Lair?

Even if a new mod does come around, the lemon section (which contains a hell of a lot of good fics) will be killed because of your actions.

Why the hell did you do this? What possessed you to be so stupid and vindictive?
 
He was only looking out for our best interests. It's not like taking over TFF by stealth would actually have benefitted him, or anything. :rolleyes:
 

Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
You dropped your sarcasm tag, here you go. /s
 
Bro, why can't you believe in the me that believes in Nick?

<s>Pfft. Aha ha ha ha.</s>
 

Python453

Well-Known Member
trevelyan1983 said:
He was only looking out for our best interests. It's not like taking over TFF by stealth would actually have benefitted him, or anything. :rolleyes:
Yes! Why can't anyone else see that? He was just looking out for the forum and forgot to ask anyone for opinions! He was so not trying to stage a coup to make himself as the dictator of TFF, and put the forum at unnecessary risk.

Yeah. So not a coup. :rolleyes:
 
Python gets it.

*Incoming brofist*

Nick would never do anything to jeopardize TFF. Not before he's gotten his grubby mitts on it, first.
 

Ray

Well-Known Member
Cherry_lover said:
nick012000 said:
By the way, I just appealled to the Invision administration regarding our situation, and mentioned that this forum violated the Prohibited Content guidelines due to Hawk's lack of moderation. Hopefully they'll just transfer admin rights to someone else here, but if TFF mysteriously disappears with no warning, blame the Lemon Board. Also possibly Raine hacking Perfection; hacking things is against the Prohibited Content rules.
OK, Seriously? You're a moron.

Do you not remember what happened to Beast's Lair?

Even if a new mod does come around, the lemon section (which contains a hell of a lot of good fics) will be killed because of your actions.

Why the hell did you do this? What possessed you to be so stupid and vindictive?
Couple of days too late, friend.
 

Lord Raine

Well-Known Member
Ray said:
Cherry_lover said:
nick012000 said:
By the way, I just appealled to the Invision administration regarding our situation, and mentioned that this forum violated the Prohibited Content guidelines due to Hawk's lack of moderation. Hopefully they'll just transfer admin rights to someone else here, but if TFF mysteriously disappears with no warning, blame the Lemon Board. Also possibly Raine hacking Perfection; hacking things is against the Prohibited Content rules.
OK, Seriously? You're a moron.

Do you not remember what happened to Beast's Lair?

Even if a new mod does come around, the lemon section (which contains a hell of a lot of good fics) will be killed because of your actions.

Why the hell did you do this? What possessed you to be so stupid and vindictive?
Couple of days too late, friend.
It's never too late to call nick a sociopathic cuntwad.
 

Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
Lord Raine said:
Ray said:
Cherry_lover said:
nick012000 said:
By the way, I just appealled to the Invision administration regarding our situation, and mentioned that this forum violated the Prohibited Content guidelines due to Hawk's lack of moderation. Hopefully they'll just transfer admin rights to someone else here, but if TFF mysteriously disappears with no warning, blame the Lemon Board. Also possibly Raine hacking Perfection; hacking things is against the Prohibited Content rules.
OK, Seriously? You're a moron.

Do you not remember what happened to Beast's Lair?

Even if a new mod does come around, the lemon section (which contains a hell of a lot of good fics) will be killed because of your actions.

Why the hell did you do this? What possessed you to be so stupid and vindictive?
Couple of days too late, friend.
It's never too late to call nick a sociopathic cuntwad.
+1
 
Lord Raine said:
It's never too late to call nick a sociopathic cuntwad.
This amuses me greatly.
 

Ray

Well-Known Member
What amuses me the most is the fact that his plan hinged on Invision's admins being both willing to listen and care.

Talk about aiming for a miracle.
 

ArchfiendRai

Well-Known Member
Wow, I completely missed this until today. Nick, what everyone else said. On fire.
 

Zimo

Well-Known Member
Lord Raine said:
Ray said:
Cherry_lover said:
nick012000 said:
By the way, I just appealled to the Invision administration regarding our situation, and mentioned that this forum violated the Prohibited Content guidelines due to Hawk's lack of moderation. Hopefully they'll just transfer admin rights to someone else here, but if TFF mysteriously disappears with no warning, blame the Lemon Board. Also possibly Raine hacking Perfection; hacking things is against the Prohibited Content rules.
OK, Seriously? You're a moron.

Do you not remember what happened to Beast's Lair?

Even if a new mod does come around, the lemon section (which contains a hell of a lot of good fics) will be killed because of your actions.

Why the hell did you do this? What possessed you to be so stupid and vindictive?
Couple of days too late, friend.
It's never too late to call nick a sociopathic cuntwad.
Touch
 
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