The Irish are doing what the Irish do best, ripping the piss out of it. These are what I got as text messages this morning. I lol'd
He's not dead, he just had a stroke in the children's ward
NEWSFLASH: preliminary los angeles county coroner report,
michael jackson did not die of a heart attack but rather he
had a rare genetic disorder, cause by a defective billy gene
because michael jackson is 99% plastic they're gonna melt him down and turn him into lego so future children can play with him instead
Jockeys at todays Curragh meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 8 year olds than anyone in living history
When Farah Fawcett arrived at heaven and god granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson.