A little more, inspired by Raa.
Janet pulled on her gloves and picked up a penlight from the medical tray. "If you'd be so kind as to remove your clothes, Mister Saotome, I'd like to give you a thorough physical."
Ranma raised an eyebrow, an action that was lost on the petite doctor as she had her back to him, then shrugged and did as requested.
Janet had picked up his chart and was studying it as she turned around. "This won't take long, and as soon as I'm finished, you can get out of here, provided everything's all- OH MY GOD!"
She immediately blushed bright red, mortified by her unprofessional outburst. "I- ah- uhm," she stammered, trying to get over the striking picture the naked young man in front of her made. "I didn't mean you should get naked," she squeaked, finding it difficult to regain at least some sense of professionalism.
Janet had never seen any man with such a well defined physique and found herself with the sudden urge to give all those muscles a squeeze, just to see if they were as hard as they looked.
'Get a grip, girl!' she scolded herself, but found her eyes being drawn to her naked patient again. Despite her best efforts, she failed to regain her detached professional air again and quickly came to the conclusion that she needed to be alone to gather her wits.
"I forgot something in my office!" she said and fled the infirmary to regain some of her bearings, making a mental note to get a copy of the security tape.
As soon as she had closed the door behind her Janet sank to the floor, taking in deep calming breaths to get her rapid heart beat back under control.
She couldn't believe the way she had acted! That had been no way for an officer in the United States Air Force to react, and especially not a doctor! She should be able to remain collected and professional, no matter the circumstances, yet she had behaved like a pregnant woman in her second trimester. She hoped Mister Saotome wouldn't file a complaint with Hammond; she knew her embarrassment would reach terminal levels if he did that.
It took her a few minutes, but she had managed to collect herself again. Lots of thoughts about Hammond dressed in stockings and a mini skirt had done a marvellous job of cooling her out of control libido.
With one final deep breath, she opened the door to her office and stepped into the infirmary, only to freeze as soon as she saw her patient.
He was still as gloriously naked as he had been earlier, but now he was lounging on one of the beds and whistling a happy tune.
"I can do this," she muttered, then she steeled herself and approached the young man.
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'Well, this is awkward,' thought Ranma.
Five minutes into the examination the doctor hadn't once looked Ranma in the eyes, except for when she had almost blinded him with her flash light to test his pupil reflexes. She was also extremely jittery, dropping her mouth swabs and fumbling with her stethoscope, and it became obvious even to Ranma that the doctor was uneasy around him. So he decided to get her to relax.
What was it his father had once told him? Every woman likes getting compliments, especially about their looks?
"I like your haircut, it makes you look five years younger than your forty years," he said, giving her what he considered to be his most charming smile. It had won him the heart of many an alien woman.
Dr Fraiser gritted her teeth. "I'm 32."
"Oh." All right, so maybe he should just shut up.
The examination continued in uneasy silence, occasionally broken by Fraiser's brief orders. Ranma lost his patience after another few minutes and decided to try complimenting the SGC this time.
ôYou know,ö he said, making sure to keep his tone light and friendly, ôit's really impressive how well you've managed to hold out against the goa'uld, considering just how ineffective your equipment and strategies are.ö
ôReally,ö Janet said, her voice sounding strained as she made some notations in his chart.
ôOh yeah,ö Ranma continued, happy that he hadn't offended her again. ôThose guys I ran into on Apophis' ships? They had no idea what they were doing or what they were up against. It's a wonder they managed to survive. But I guess that just proves that you can kick some goa'uld ass even if you're not as good as me, huh?ö
ôOf course,ö Dr Fraiser said, her tone getting more hostile.
Ranma failed to notice the doctor's mood and went on. ôI guess I shouldn't complain too much, though. It's better than fighting them alone. And getting a real doctor to check me out is nice, too. I don't even care that your methods and instruments are really primiti-OW!ö He yelped as the buxom woman interrupted his rant by ramming a really big needle into his hip. ôWhat was that for?ö
Janet shot him a wide smile. ôWe're finished.ö As she gathered her stuff and left the infirmary, Ranma thought he heard her mutter something about all hot guys being conceited assholes.