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da_fox2279

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da_fox2279

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fitzgerald said:
shiki said:
>Implying she wouldn't slum it and go for Ron in a fit of teenage stupidity (pre-4th year only is only plausible window) before settling with a better model (probably Neville or Dean depending on her tastes).

There are slim pickings in the wizarding world.
Besides she'd be mad not to go for the Twins
Well she is going to be rooming with Parvati ...
 

Shirotsume

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I've seen a few good stories where she ends up with a massive crush on Diggory, which always starts in hilarity and ends in the graveyard.
 

shiki

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I've also seen a couple. They are funny stuff because I always imagine Diggory skulking out of site and watching her as she sleeps and hating Remus for ... reasons.
 

goldenarms

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shiki said:
I've also seen a couple. They are funny stuff because I always imagine Diggory skulking out of site and watching her as she sleeps and hating Remus for ... reasons.
 

Shirotsume

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It still irks me just how little anyone in the movies looks like the books, except maybe Hagrid/Snape/Dumbledore.

I mean, they made a huge fucking deal about the color of Harry's eyes and the color of his hair because of the connection to his parents, and they got neither right.

/rant
 

da_fox2279

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Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
Honestly, I always took that as "the Malfoy family constantly shit-talks Harry, but Dobby knows his masters are bad. Ergo, Harry must be awesome."
 

da_fox2279

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Shirotsume said:
Honestly, I always took that as "the Malfoy family constantly shit-talks Harry, but Dobby knows his masters are bad. Ergo, Harry must be awesome."
Or Lucius has some of the in-universe 'Boy Who Lived' books (probably gifts from non-DE sycophants/associates) and read them to Draco, just to point out that the books are pure rubbish and how the great Dark Lord would one day return... and how Draco must never buy into the mythos, but convert Potter to the Cause.

'Cause honestly, that's what I thought Draco was doing, when he first met Harry. The whole antagonistic attitude was because Harry blew him off and Draco hates failing.
 

da_fox2279

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WhiteKnightLeo

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Funny, but I too am glad that Labor lost. And I'm not even British. Deliberately importing people for the purpose of changing the body politic is not cool.
 

Prince Charon

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Wrenchman87 said:
Funny, but I too am glad that Labor lost. And I'm not even British. Deliberately importing people for the purpose of changing the body politic is not cool.
Sadly, it's not surprising, either.

It must hurt to be Nick Clegg right now, though.
 

bissek

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The second Horcrux is a Toyota Hilux. The third is a Tonka Mighty Dumptruck. The fourth is a Nintendo Gameboy. The fifth is a Vickers machine gun. The sixth is a Timex watch, and the seventh is a Zippo lighter.
 

da_fox2279

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bissek said:
The second Horcrux is a Toyota Hilux. The third is a Tonka Mighty Dumptruck. The fourth is a Nintendo Gameboy. The fifth is a Vickers machine gun. The sixth is a Timex watch, and the seventh is a Zippo lighter.
Well... that ought to be interesting. Go to light your cigarette, and you end up casting Fiendfire...
 
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