Harry Potter has anyone read deathly hallows?

[voidseeker]

after the piece of crap that was HBP i swore i wouldn't read the 7th so if someone could spoil for me go ahead please...ive read various conflicting spoiler sites but nothing concrete

 

[Mighty Bob]

Um....the book isn't even available commercially yet. Think it's out the 20th.

 

[voidseeker]

...then how the hell was my friend making fun of me by waving it around on webcam...weird shit man...

:blink:

 

[ttestagr]

I ordered it from Barnes & Noble. I doubt it'll get here the 21st, but I'm looking forward to its eventual arrival.

 

[nuclear death frog]

It hasn't been released yet. If your friend already has a copy he has broken the law somehow and could get in very serious trouble.

It gets released at midnight on the 20th, or in other words just as the 21st starts. So, one more week.

 

[voidseeker]

weird shit man...weird shit

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Mebbe he d/led an image of the cover, and wrapped it around a different book, so as to confuse you.

 

[voidseeker]

no...it was the book, showed the title page to me

 

[shout27]

I was under the impression that the book had already been released in England?

 

[zeebee1]

Wiki: In the United States, it is to be released for sale within each separate time zone at 00:01 local time, a few hours after other English-speaking countries.

 

[Rift120]

Its possible your friend got an accidental early shipping of the book...

Its happened before... remember the news story about the kid who returned a early shipping of HBP because he got it like a week early?

 

[Black's Phoenix]

In the United States it will be released on July the 17th commercially.

 

[Black's Phoenix]

Oops... my bad looked at the wrong date on my calender... the 17th is a release date for something else that I have been waiting for to come out.

The United States release date... well according to amazon.com is the 21st of July which is a Saturday.

 

[cilrais]

pictures of the spoilers are already circulating the net, this is shaping up to be even funnier than the drive by "snape killed dumbledore" video made at a book 6 release. At least the first half of the book and the last few pages have been leaked already.

the epilogue is extremely dumb.

 

[blackmamuth]

Can I have Links?

Forget it, Found the epilogue... a link to the first third of the book would be appreciated.

Truthfully? I agree it looks very dumb.

*Snip*

Edit: if you want spoilers google it. I will refrain from commenting.

 

[lord_phoenix]

I think that Rowling may be related to Kishimoto. Or at least they work together.
It's the most logical explanation to the methods both used to murder the series...

 

[Pridefall]

Spoilers.

The following people die:

Burbage dies on pg. 12
Hedwig dies on pg. 56
Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
Wormtail dies on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743

19 years after the events in the book:

Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius

The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are: "The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well."

Best Line
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!"
Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix lestrange,
P. 736

Random/Not proven
Harry is a Horcrux
Snape's patronum was a Doe, Jame's was a Deer
Dumbledore really isn't dead-dead




I can get pictures, if ya'll want.

 

[Shinigami]

:blink: ...Pridefall... pls tell me you aren't serious.

No one can fuck up a series witch could have been truly great to such a degree.:no:

Hell, i have little to no creative imagination when it comes to literature and even i could have done a better plot than that, even if i would have had to ask someone else to write it.

And damn it i was still hoping the redheaded bitch kicks it. :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger:

I don't think i'm going to read the seventh book,i barely made it through THBP.:angry:

Anyone else think the series has been progressively getting worse ever since OOTP,and to a certain degree even before?

 

[Pridefall]

:blink: ...Pridefall... pls tell me you aren't serious.

No one can fuck up a series witch could have been truly great to such a degree.:no:

Hell, i have little to no creative imagination when it comes to literature and even i could have done a better plot than that, even if i would have had to ask someone else to write it.

And damn it i was still hoping the redheaded bitch kicks it. :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger: :headbanger:

It's a FANTASTIC hoax with fanart, syntax, pictures of the ripped open boxes of the books and the books themselves, or it's real. You pick. I'd post the exact pages I've found online, but, you know, spoilers.

 

[voidseeker]

DOBY AND TONKS DIE!?


THAT FUCKING WHORE OF AN AUTHOR!!

:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

 

[Pridefall]

THAT FUCKING WHORE OF AN AUTHOR!!

:rant:? :rant:? :rant:? :rant:? :rant:

SPOILER FONT, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT?

 

[lord_phoenix]

If you try to mark their quality, you'll get something like:

Stone: 7/10
Chamber: 7/10
Azkaban: 8/10
Goblet: 9/10
Order: 9/10
Prince: 4/10
Hallows: 3/10 (probably, maybe even less)

 

[Shinigami]

Anyone have some torches and pitchforks laying around i can borrow?

I think it's time for a good ol' fashion lynching mob. :lonegunman: :lonegunman: :lonegunman: :lonegunman: :lonegunman: :lonegunman: :lonegunman: :lonegunman: :lonegunman: :lonegunman: :lonegunman: :lonegunman:

(...wonders if a jury would acquit me if i play the "I did it for the betterment of man kind" card)

 

[Pridefall]

Edit: Gracias.

 

[Jinxyspellkeeper]

so, after reading the spoilers, i suppose i'm NOT the only one who wants to pluck out their own eyebals, wash them in bleach, fill them with acid and then throw them in the general direction of J.K. Rowling like morbid water-ballons of death?