Naruto Horrible Fanfiction Cliches

[Ashaman]

Did you know Naruto's first actual fight in Part 2 was against Kakuzu?

that was a Kakuzu to his last heart and possibly tired after fighting other opponents.
Had Kakuzu had another heart, Naruto was pretty much dead.

Kakuzu had 3 hearts left when Naruto showed up. Two of them were instantly destroyed by Rasenshuriken, and he was pretty much dead with his third heart until Kakashi put him out of his misery.

Furthermore, I don't remember Kakuzu showing any signs of fatigue.

No one ever said or indicated he was running out of chakra, nor that he was slowing down in any way.

In that short battle, Naruto went for him twice.

Both times Naruto circumnavigated Kakuzu's defenses and would have landed a hit if he was using the rasengan instead of the Rasenshurikan.

On the other hand, Naruto was indicated to have been fatagued when he arrived, with Kakuzu observing that he was a mess as soon as he saw him, and Yamato later stating that he was pulling out the rasenshurikan more times than his prevous limit, and that it was heavily implied Naruto had come straight from harsh training.

Basically that fight was someone who had been fighting and still going strong vs. someone who had been training and still going strong, and Naruto came out on top twice in a row.

The two points of difference are could the rasengan pierce the earth jutsu that Kakuzu used to strengthen his body?

From what we've seen of the rasengan, 50/50. It would at least hurt him.

The second? Naruto wouldn't know about the Kage Bunshin trick, which he used to gather intel/experience on Kakuzu.

 

[ankokudaishogun]

Did you know Naruto's first actual fight in Part 2 was against Kakuzu?

that was a Kakuzu to his last heart and possibly tired after fighting other opponents.
Had Kakuzu had another heart, Naruto was pretty much dead.

Kakuzu had 3 hearts left when Naruto showed up. Two of them were instantly destroyed by Rasenshuriken, and he was pretty much dead with his third heart until Kakashi put him out of his misery.

Ok, I did remember not correctly. I retract my previous affirmation.

 

[Bill Felix]

Did you know Naruto's first actual fight in Part 2 was against Kakuzu?

that was a Kakuzu to his last heart and possibly tired after fighting other opponents.
Had Kakuzu had another heart, Naruto was pretty much dead.

Kakuzu had 3 hearts left when Naruto showed up. Two of them were instantly destroyed by Rasenshuriken, and he was pretty much dead with his third heart until Kakashi put him out of his misery.

Ok, I did remember not correctly. I retract my previous affirmation.

And that's the reason why I hate part 2 so much. It took three fucking arcs to get Naruto into a legitimate fight.

 

[Leonite]

Did you know Naruto's first actual fight in Part 2 was against Kakuzu?

that was a Kakuzu to his last heart and possibly tired after fighting other opponents.
Had Kakuzu had another heart, Naruto was pretty much dead.

Kakuzu had 3 hearts left when Naruto showed up. Two of them were instantly destroyed by Rasenshuriken, and he was pretty much dead with his third heart until Kakashi put him out of his misery.

Ok, I did remember not correctly. I retract my previous affirmation.

And that's the reason why I hate part 2 so much. It took three fucking arcs to get Naruto into a legitimate fight.

I wouldn't say that, we do have Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura and Chiyo vs Fake Itachi and Kisame.

 

[Bill Felix]

Did you know Naruto's first actual fight in Part 2 was against Kakuzu?

that was a Kakuzu to his last heart and possibly tired after fighting other opponents.
Had Kakuzu had another heart, Naruto was pretty much dead.

Kakuzu had 3 hearts left when Naruto showed up. Two of them were instantly destroyed by Rasenshuriken, and he was pretty much dead with his third heart until Kakashi put him out of his misery.

Ok, I did remember not correctly. I retract my previous affirmation.

And that's the reason why I hate part 2 so much. It took three fucking arcs to get Naruto into a legitimate fight.

I wouldn't say that, we do have Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura and Chiyo vs Fake Itachi and Kisame.

Boring. Also, there's not really fighting.

 

[Leonite]

Did you know Naruto's first actual fight in Part 2 was against Kakuzu?

that was a Kakuzu to his last heart and possibly tired after fighting other opponents.
Had Kakuzu had another heart, Naruto was pretty much dead.

Kakuzu had 3 hearts left when Naruto showed up. Two of them were instantly destroyed by Rasenshuriken, and he was pretty much dead with his third heart until Kakashi put him out of his misery.

Ok, I did remember not correctly. I retract my previous affirmation.

And that's the reason why I hate part 2 so much. It took three fucking arcs to get Naruto into a legitimate fight.

I wouldn't say that, we do have Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura and Chiyo vs Fake Itachi and Kisame.

Boring. Also, there's not really fighting.

It has Naruto use Odama Rasengan to obliterate someone, it counts... in fact, naruto has a lot of technical fights.

 

[Bill Felix]

Did you know Naruto's first actual fight in Part 2 was against Kakuzu?

that was a Kakuzu to his last heart and possibly tired after fighting other opponents.
Had Kakuzu had another heart, Naruto was pretty much dead.

Kakuzu had 3 hearts left when Naruto showed up. Two of them were instantly destroyed by Rasenshuriken, and he was pretty much dead with his third heart until Kakashi put him out of his misery.

Ok, I did remember not correctly. I retract my previous affirmation.

And that's the reason why I hate part 2 so much. It took three fucking arcs to get Naruto into a legitimate fight.

I wouldn't say that, we do have Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura and Chiyo vs Fake Itachi and Kisame.

Boring. Also, there's not really fighting.

It has Naruto use Odama Rasengan to obliterate someone, it counts... in fact, naruto has a lot of technical fights.

I don't care what technically counts as a fight. It was lame in the only way that matters.

 

[princessbinas]

How many times did Naruto vandalize the Hokage Monument? I still wonder how he wasn't caught until he was done with the crime. By the way, can somebody list off the episodes he does Vandalize them cause I want to see him vandalize them some more!

The reason asking is cause someone earlier in the topic said he vandalized the Monument several times.

 

[Knyght]

Er, just the once, I think. In the first chapter. I don't recall it being mentioned that he'd done before so it might have been a general reference to his pranks.

We had a discussion about it a while back. It seems like he was caught in the act but no-one was willing to actually go up and stop him, instead relying on the Hokage. Theory was that Naruto gets special treatment as a jinchuuriki 'cause people avoided him or weren't willing to make the Kyuubi container angry; so he ends up taking a lot of liberties in how he acts and gets away with it too.

 

[princessbinas]

Oh. Also a friend of mine told me that Naruto vandalized the monument five times. Once Tsunade and Jiraiya were chasing him for it.

 

[Knyght]

Double-checking, in the first chapter one dude "Naruto's vandalising the Hokage Monument...this time with paint!" which implies he has done it more than once. But the scene you're thinking of would have been anime-only so I've no idea which episode it would have been in.

 

[trevelyan1983]

Nope - we saw it once, as Knight says. It's the kind of moronic running joke that the anime team might come up with, though, I suppose.

 

[princessbinas]

Oh. Maybe the other off screen times were with toilet paper or something. Maybe a weak Transformation Jutsu.

And yes I was talking about the anime. But I never seen the manga so i have no idea if we see it several items in the manga.

 

[Knyght]

Oh. Maybe the other off screen times were with toilet paper or something. Maybe a weak Transformation Jutsu.

And yes I was talking about the anime. But I never seen the manga so i have no idea if we see it several items in the manga.

Blasphemy.

 

[princessbinas]

YES IT'S TRUE! I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE MANGA'S FIRST VOLUME! I LIKE STARTING FROM THE BEGINNING! :'( :blue:

 

[trevelyan1983]

Buy manga? Wut?

No, I'm kidding. I got the first few volumes of Bleach and Naruto from Amazon. They were reasonably priced and arrived nice and quickly.

 

[princessbinas]

Okay.

So what other horrid stories have been lurking that need to be destroyed?

 

[Knyght]

And if you want to read it online: Mangapanda, Mangafox, Tenmanga and Mangahere are all at your service. Hell, you can just type in "read naruto manga" and pick whichever site strikes your fancy.

 

[princessbinas]

Thank you!