First one:
When Motoko meets Keitaro at Hinata Sou, instead of her canon reaction, she just says something like, 'Oh, hello, Keitaro-san.' and remains calm, despite how bad the current situation looks.
Motoko tells the girls that, before she came to live at the dorm (or maybe some time when she was home for a visit), Keitaro went to the Aoyama, to try to get his curses cured. They were unable to cure him, but were able to identify them: a Curse of Clumsiness, and a Curse of Embarrassment. The two curses sometimes combine effects, making bad situations even worse. Motoko knows this, and doesn't attack Keitaro for his seemingly perverted behavior, and will try to protect him from the others (cough, Naru, cough), if they won't accept that he's cursed. Even if he falls on her when one or both are partially or completely undressed, she won't freak out about it. After all, she doesn't have anything he hasn't seen before, he doesn't have anything she hasn't seen before - and she knows (to her unspoken disappointment) that he won't take advantage of the situation. (On the other hand, if she ever finds the jerk who cursed Keitaro in the first place, there will be much violence, and pain. Lots and lots of pain.)
Perhaps Motoko and/or Tsuruko have been trying to to contact him, because they think that martial arts training might eventually 'wear down' the Curse of Clumsiness. If you use that option, maybe Granny Hina decided to make Keitaro manager of the dorm, in an attempt to do the same to the Curse of Embarrassment (or maybe Motoko just speculates aloud that this is the reason).
I wonder if this can be done without any Naru-bashing - except in the literal sense of Motoko bashing Naru with her boken. I think it would take a lot of proof to convince Naru that curses like that exist.
Second one:
"Urashima Keitaro, Ronin. A man barely alive. Ladies, we can rebuild him. Faster, stronger, better. We have the technology..."
There are probably a few things that can get past Keitaro's high damage resistance. For example, he sees a truck falling from a highway overpass, and notices that someone (Naru? Motoko? Both?) is standing where it will hit. He pushes her (them?) out of the way, but can't save himself, and gets squished. He survives, but not completely intact.
Su builds him cybernetic replacements, possibly on her own, possibly with the help of some online friends, like Ami-chan, Gina-chan, or Washuu-chan.
Third one:
At Su's request, Hinata Sou with host a convention of young, female geniuses. Imagine all the trouble they can get themselves (and Keitaro) into.
If this one double-posts, can somebody delete the second one? I wasn't even able to edit the last double post that I had.
When Motoko meets Keitaro at Hinata Sou, instead of her canon reaction, she just says something like, 'Oh, hello, Keitaro-san.' and remains calm, despite how bad the current situation looks.
Motoko tells the girls that, before she came to live at the dorm (or maybe some time when she was home for a visit), Keitaro went to the Aoyama, to try to get his curses cured. They were unable to cure him, but were able to identify them: a Curse of Clumsiness, and a Curse of Embarrassment. The two curses sometimes combine effects, making bad situations even worse. Motoko knows this, and doesn't attack Keitaro for his seemingly perverted behavior, and will try to protect him from the others (cough, Naru, cough), if they won't accept that he's cursed. Even if he falls on her when one or both are partially or completely undressed, she won't freak out about it. After all, she doesn't have anything he hasn't seen before, he doesn't have anything she hasn't seen before - and she knows (to her unspoken disappointment) that he won't take advantage of the situation. (On the other hand, if she ever finds the jerk who cursed Keitaro in the first place, there will be much violence, and pain. Lots and lots of pain.)
Perhaps Motoko and/or Tsuruko have been trying to to contact him, because they think that martial arts training might eventually 'wear down' the Curse of Clumsiness. If you use that option, maybe Granny Hina decided to make Keitaro manager of the dorm, in an attempt to do the same to the Curse of Embarrassment (or maybe Motoko just speculates aloud that this is the reason).
I wonder if this can be done without any Naru-bashing - except in the literal sense of Motoko bashing Naru with her boken. I think it would take a lot of proof to convince Naru that curses like that exist.
Second one:
"Urashima Keitaro, Ronin. A man barely alive. Ladies, we can rebuild him. Faster, stronger, better. We have the technology..."
There are probably a few things that can get past Keitaro's high damage resistance. For example, he sees a truck falling from a highway overpass, and notices that someone (Naru? Motoko? Both?) is standing where it will hit. He pushes her (them?) out of the way, but can't save himself, and gets squished. He survives, but not completely intact.
Su builds him cybernetic replacements, possibly on her own, possibly with the help of some online friends, like Ami-chan, Gina-chan, or Washuu-chan.
Third one:
At Su's request, Hinata Sou with host a convention of young, female geniuses. Imagine all the trouble they can get themselves (and Keitaro) into.
If this one double-posts, can somebody delete the second one? I wasn't even able to edit the last double post that I had.
