If you were a Sith Lord...

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Andrew Joshua Talon

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#51
Your Sith name will be Darth Nyris
Your signature clothing will be a practical battle outfit - with shield generators included!
Your identifiable mark will be your sneer that appears on your face every time you meet a Jedi.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 833
You will die when you kill yourself rather than be taken by the Jedi.
 
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grant

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#52
For the quiz.

Your Sith name will be Darth Rigar
Your signature clothing will be traditional Sith robes - black and simple.
Your identifiable mark will be your sneer that appears on your face every time you meet a Jedi.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 828
You will die at the hand of your former Jedi Master's new apprentice.

So in other words I get killed by a noob, probably in soap opera fashion. Great.

If I chose myself, Darth Nihil despite the pretentiousness. Mostly to reflect my philosophy.

I just noticed, the quiz assumes a very high mortality rate among Jedi. Is it assuming that we fight all of but one of them at once in a Conservation Of Nijitsu style battle?
 
Lawra

Lawra

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#54
#54
Darth Ircha
kimono like black robe
scar from my left eye to my lip (not sure how I feel about that one.)
 
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Grunt

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#55
Your Sith name will be Darth Nyad
Your signature clothing will be traditional Sith robes - black and simple.
Your identifiable mark will be your sneer that appears on your face every time you meet a Jedi.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 849
You will die at the hand of your former Jedi Master.

how...interesting...nyaaaad
 
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Lord Raine

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#56
#56
zerohour said:
Lord Raine said:
Assassin gods do not have names.
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That's a lie.

The name of an assassin god is one only heard by his victims, and is varied as his methods. His name is the sound of the knife slipping quietly between their ribs. The whistling of the wind as they "accidentally" fall to their deaths. The stillness that fills teh room after a painless, sleeping passing. The silent screams of agony as they are exposed to the cold, uncaring void.

That is the name of Death's Kindred. That is the name of the Assassin.
But if you still do not understand, if you cannot comprehend the sheer beauty of its name, you need only voice your disbelief, your false bravado. Your challenge to its might, to its very existence will echo through the universe until it reaches their ears, and the Assassin deigns you worthy to hear its name.

So, how was my spiel?
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That is nonsense. A name is something that refers to someone. An assassin god does not need to be referred to, nor will anyone ever refer to them. What you say is the sentimental nonsense of flamboyant fools and attention-hungry pretenders. An assassin is not defined by the tools they use. They are defined by death, and like death, an assassin god has neither a name nor a face.

I am the woman browsing the stands, I am the child playing in the dust, I am the old man begging on the corner. I am the fire that consumes your flesh, I am the monster that lurks in your heart. I am the biting cold of steel and polar maelstroms, I am the darkness that shadows your every step. I am the void that consumes your ambitions. I am the destroyer of civilizations, the eater of worlds, the harvester of souls. And I have no name, for I have consumed it. Just as I will consume you.

You have much to learn about spiels : P
 
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knight_of_ni

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#57
Your Sith name will be Darth Radel
Your signature clothing will be a practical battle outfit - with shield generators included!
Your identifiable mark will be the scar that runs from your eye to your lip.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 904
You will die on an ice-covered planet in pursuit of your Jedi target.


Mh....well...that's a shitty way to go....granted, it's not wholly surprising given the shield generators. Though, they seem to work out nicely in my favor, so I wouldn't mind that.

EDIT: If I actually chose my own name....Darth Khonsu. >_>
 
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shinzero01

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#58
Your Sith name will be Darth Anque
Your signature clothing will be a practical battle outfit - with shield generators included!
Your identifiable mark will be the traditional Sith tattoos on your face as a sign of your alliegance.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 797
You will die at the hand of your Sith Master's new apprentice.
 
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ApocalypseNow

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#59
Darth Marley

Mostly becuase I like the idea of causing enough havoc in the quest for munchies to be arsed to actually "Run Diz Bitch" like a real Sith lord.

On the upside, has the 'Least-underlings-killed/horribly maimed' award for ten years running now.

Also, Christmas lights and fuzzy kittens. And all the Corellian ale you can drink. Because evil is SO much more profitable when you shoot for the middle ground and keep your head down.
 
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sai

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#60
Darth Draconian

From the link
Your Sith name will be Darth Anque
Your signature clothing will be a black hooded cloak and leather suit.
Your identifiable mark will be the traditional Sith tattoos on your face as a sign of your alliegance.

In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 822
You will die at the hand of your Sith Master's new apprentice.
 
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maquis

Active Member
#61
#61
Your Sith name will be Darth Mors
Your signature clothing will be your former Jedi robes... you are undercover, after all!
Your identifiable mark will be your sneer that appears on your face every time you meet a Jedi.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 950
You will die at the hand of your Sith Master's new apprentice.
 
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tcm

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#62
#62
If I were a Sith Lord

doo dee dum da doo da dee da dee dee dum...
 
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B.B. Rain

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#63
#63
Your Sith name will be Darth Nyris
Your signature clothing will be traditional Sith robes - black and simple.
Your identifiable mark will be the traditional tattoos of your home planet on your arms and hands.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 684
You will die at the hand of your Sith Master's new apprentice.

Your Sith name will be Darth Radel
Your signature clothing will be your former Jedi robes... you are undercover, after all!
Your identifiable mark will be the traditional tattoos of your home planet on your arms and hands.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 526
You will die at the hand of your Sith Master's new apprentice.

Your Sith name will be Darth Nyris
Your signature clothing will be elaborate, yet pratical robes of a warrior from your home planet.
Your identifiable mark will be the scar that runs from your eye to your lip.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 572
You will die peacefully, of old age.

Your Sith name will be Darth Nyris
Your signature clothing will be your former Jedi robes... you are undercover, after all!
Your identifiable mark will be the traditional Sith tattoos on your face as a sign of your alliegance.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 587
You will die when you kill yourself rather than be taken by the Jedi.

Your Sith name will be Darth Nyris
Your signature clothing will be a slave's outfit, to signify your ties to your background in the Outer Rim.
Your identifiable mark will be the traditional Sith tattoos on your face as a sign of your alliegance.
Your catchphrase will be
In your career you will kill this many Jedi: 563
You will die on an ice-covered planet in persuit of your Jedi target.

I just kept hitting the button...Multiple identities and clone resurrection FTW!

Or, well...Multiple backgrounds and one spare name, I guess.
 
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Hypothesis

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#65
Pirazy said:
This thread needs more fem!Palpatine.

*picture snipped*
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You do realize that she would actually be a wrinkly, saggy hag, right?

That being said, if I was a Sith Lord I would go for Darth Brakis. I'm surprised no one suggested Darth Ph34rM3.
 
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SotF

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#66
#66
Hypothesis said:
Pirazy said:
This thread needs more fem!Palpatine.

*picture snipped*
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You do realize that she would actually be a wrinkly, saggy hag, right?

That being said, if I was a Sith Lord I would go for Darth Brakis. I'm surprised no one suggested Darth Ph34rM3.
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He aparently also became a Miraluka there...
 
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Latewave

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#67
Darth Batman
:rofl:
 
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Garahs

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#68
Darth Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

:p
 
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adevilinthedark

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#69
Prince Charon said:
Darth Taral. 'Taral' is Sith for 'He who protects', which is not only nicely ironic, but happens to be very similar to the meaning of my RL first name.
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Where the hell did you get that? The translation I mean.
 
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