Akamatsuverse Irresistible Force Chapter 1

toraneko

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Armedlord: I was kinda joking with that last bit there, but I'll add a bit, since you asked.

I have screwed-up arthritic knees, and I'm only age 23. I'm pretty sure it's not limited to my knees, either - hip joints, wrists, shoulders, and finger joints are starting to show bad signs.

My grandmother lives with me and is nearly deaf. She's not willing to content herself with faint sounds and closed captioning, though, so she usually turns the volume of her TV up so loud that I can hear it at above-normal volume from three rooms away - through two walls and a door.
This has two negative effects on me:
1. She does this no matter what time of day or night it is, and it keeps me up at night. I have to get my eight hours in, or my narcolepsy is hard to manage; yet, she insists on leaving her damn TV on when I have to be awake by 7AM.
2. It is already damaging my hearing. I used to have hearing sharp enough that I could echolocate when underwater. Now I keep having to ask people to speak up. It wouldn't be so hard to accept if it weren't for the fact that I know exactly who and what is to blame for this.

I could see myself snapping someday, I really could. People just seem unusually interested in pissing me off lately, most especially my immediate family.

Combine all of this with various severe childhood and adolescent trauma, and a persistent clinical depression, and it's a wonder that I'm the moderately well-adjusted individual that I am. <_< :sisi:

Mighty Bob: Heh. I was joking around with the "lightweights" comment. I can sympathize with eye problems, though.
 

Israfel

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Hnn, I feel extremely lucky now, and also wondering if anyone on this board is healthy besides me? That sucks about the eyesight and arthritis, I don't know what I'd do if my eyesight started detiorating as I have 15/20 vision so I'm pretty used to being able to see really well, I'd be really pissed at having lost that. And as for the arthritis, well I used to run track back in the day and still enjoy running so that wouldn't sit very well with me either, you have my sympathies. If it's any consolation every single one of my middle school teachers heavily recommneded me for immediate psychiatric counseling throughout my time there. No I'm not kidding, they would call my mother in for a 'parent-teacher meeting' and inform her that they thought I needed some help very quicly, she never believed them. But what I gain in health, I make up for with my own self-destructiveness, as I eventually destroy everything close to me, so ironically enough, out of all you with all your various ailments, I, the guy with perfect health, will probably be the one who ends up doing the most 'damage' to himself, if I live through it. How's that for irony.
 

toraneko

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The true irony there is, I can't support or refute a claim like that one without it sounding like one-upmanship - a notably destructive habit. :sisi:
 

runestar

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I wasn't really fit when I was younger, since I couldn't really be bothered to exercise, so I always suffered during my PE lessons. It was only when I got called on to serve in NS(a must in Singapore) did my fitness start to improve. But after I left it, the old problem came back - I just found it very hard to get motivated enough to exercise properly. So expectably, my fitness lv dipped like a rock... :(

Apart from that, I am basically okay. B) Save for the occassional flu or hack.
 
Sabotage the TV. I'm not talking just unplugging it, I mean open the damn thing up and trash the contents. No more TV for grandma.

Alternatively, you could just off her. Much easier once you get past the moral issues.
 

toraneko

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Both solutions you propose wouldn't really work in my situation, DKG.

For one, the animosity between myself and my grandmother is well-known. I'd be Suspect #1 in the event of her untimely demise. So, satisfying as it likely would be, causing her demise would be foolish.

For the other, A. it's a perfectly good TV with a good picture quality, so killing it goes against the grain for a broke college student like myself; and B. she's never away from the damn thing for more than a few minutes on end.

rune: I probably wouldn't have started trying to get myself in shape again if it weren't for the fact that I need two phys-ed credits on my degree plan. I'm as lazy as they come. ^^;;
 

runestar

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Can't you get a headphone jack or something for your grandma? She can crank the volume however high she wants, and the rest of the world won't hear a thing. :p
 

toraneko

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Tried that. She falls asleep with the headphones on, thus breaking them.
 

Lumias

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Oh, don't get me started on self-destructive tendencies and mental problems. At least i contain mine better then the rest of my family. <_<

My eyesight is bad and has been getting worse ever since i got glasses five years ago. I can see close okay, but distances bleah. You know how people see the face on the moon, until i got glasses I tought I just couldn't get it, but first time i saw the moon fter I got them, I could see it.
 
My hearing used to be top-notch too. A few months of public school and now I can barely hear in either ear. If I hadn't dropped out, I'd probably be deaf by now.
 

runestar

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Tried that. She falls asleep with the headphones on, thus breaking them.
Is it just you and your grandma? Don't your parents complain? What about your neighbours? Or are they tone deaf as well? :blink:
 

Israfel

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The true irony there is, I can't support or refute a claim like that one without it sounding like one-upmanship - a notably destructive habit.?
Hehe, yah, while I'm not much for outright arguments I am pretty good at manuevering my conversations as such.

My hearing used to be top-notch too. A few months of public school and now I can barely hear in either ear. If I hadn't dropped out, I'd probably be deaf by now.
I went to public school all the way from K-12 and I still have better than perfect hearing, so I guess either the school you went to was way worse than mine or I just became immune to it because I grew up with it.

Tried that. She falls asleep with the headphones on, thus breaking them.
How does falling asleep with headphones on break them? I've done that with mine several times and they've never been broken.
 
Meh, I've been living with severely damaged ligaments in my left knee, an enlarged liver, a tooth that fell to pieces after I bit a piece of hardened bread, total deafness, severe nearsightedness and the aftereffects of a nasty electric shock since I was 14.

So y'all kids should count yerselves lucky.

...and there's people here who are older than me and in better shape. I hate you all.

<Crotchety old man mode OFF>
 

toraneko

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runestar: She's an obstinate old bat; anything she does wrong, she takes as her right to continue doing wrong, especially if she's been doing it wrong for decades. If she's confronted about it, she starts doing it in earnest out of spite. My mother and I have given up trying to talk to her about anything.
Example: Last year, we had to replace a significant portion of the plumbing in the house. Reason? She's too stupid to water her houseplants outside, and potting soil contains clay that just loves residential plumbing.
As for the neighbors, they play loud music way too late all too often, so they have no place to complain. They don't speak English, so they have no way to complain. They might not be in this country legally, so it's quite likely they have no right to complain. 3-hit Combo!

DKG: I know where you're coming from there. I've taken to wearing earplugs when I'm not in class.

Izzy: I've broken a few headphone sets myself that way, so I don't really blame her. My whole family tends to toss in their sleep. I'm actually the worst of us, since I'm loose-jointed; I often find myself bent into unusual pretzel-like shapes in the morning.

GenocideHeart: Whoa. I'd better be careful of my habits, then, lest I end up like that myself - and then there'll be two continents doomed to destruction within the century. :snigger:
 
Israfel said:
I guess either the school you went to was way worse than mine
Did your principal ever put a hit out on you?
 

Lumias

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Did your principal ever put a hit out on you?
Damn, what did you do piss in his coffee, deflower his daughters, oh wait, maybe you posted compromising pictures of him with a student for everyone to see, well those are my guesses as for why a principal would place a hit on a student.
 

ttestagr

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Or possibly deflowered his daughter and put compromising pics of the act out for everyone to see....
 

toraneko

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Never had a principal put out a hit on me, but I was arrested in the middle of class for causing a public disturbance.

Hey, the guy was being a complete jackass. I was just the only one with enough balls to call him on it.

Thank goodness for deferred adjudication. :rolleyes:
 
Apparantly he had issues with my being a communist.

He did get arrested (along with the town sheriff) a year after we moved, though, for soliciting the junior high cheerleaders.
 

YMYRR

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Today i read the post of Phasing, Man-Bananas, and Women writed by JiigarGhen, and he mention this fic, so i have to read it, and you know; I LIKE IT!!
But it appears that you haven't write anything of this story in a very long time so i was wondering........ Could you write more, please GH? :hail:

It could be a shame it this fic stays incomplete, in my opinion.
I hope yo could write more of this.
 

YMYRR

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Today i read the post of Phasing, Man-Bananas, and Women writed by JiigarGhen, and he mention this fic, so i have to read it, and you know; I LIKE IT!!
But it appears that you haven't write anything of this story in a very long time so i was wondering........ Could you write more, please GH? :hail:

It could be a shame it this fic stays incomplete, in my opinion.
I hope yo could write more of this.
 
I intend to continue it, but I'm depressed right now because Vista somehow corrupted one of my chapters which I spent half a day typing from paper. As a result, I lost all the work, and REALLY don't feel like typing at the moment... :blue: :no:
 
Death to the pale 2000 replacement!

*Totally ignore the fact that poster, in fact, uses XP*

Seriously tho, that blows. Fair weather and wind on your reclamation efforts.
 

YMYRR

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Sorry man, i know how annoyed is Vista, i hope you have fixed your problems or go back to use XP.
Well, when you write some more i definitively will read it and cheer up.
:mmm: dont be depressed.
Until next time.
Ja ne.....
 
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