Akamatsuverse Irresistible Force, Chapter 2 WIP

[GenocideHeart]

I'm pretty sure that Jennifer can (and does) have a very active sex life with ordinary men. Though that might have been written out; I don't even know what's current and I don't really try.

She-Hulk has an active sex life WITH OTHER SUPERHEROES. That helps with durability a lot. And she did mention she had 'fun' as Jen Walters too - she's still a looker even in plain version, since she gained height as a side effect of the blood transfusion.

 

[Chuckg]

She-Hulk was at one time married to (and had a long relationship with before that) John Jameson, who is (most of the time) a non-powered human.

 

[GenocideHeart]

She-Hulk was at one time married to (and had a long relationship with before that) John Jameson, who is (most of the time) a non-powered human.

Yeah, and she also vocally complained that John Jameson loved JENNIFER WALTERS, not SHE-HULK. She even blatantly says he'd refuse to touch her when transformed.

So... yeah.

 

[Lord Raine]

She-Hulk was at one time married to (and had a long relationship with before that) John Jameson, who is (most of the time) a non-powered human.

Yeah, and she also vocally complained that John Jameson loved JENNIFER WALTERS, not SHE-HULK. She even blatantly says he'd refuse to touch her when transformed.

So... yeah.

That's a hilarious thing to bitch about, seeing how Black Cat's whole deal is that she'll fuck Spiderman into the ground, but can't stand Peter Parker. Plus the fact that it's very much canon that her attitude towards that (loves the persona, hates the person behind it) is extremely unhealthy and not entirely sane.

She should have been happy that she had a man who could love her for the person she was, instead of the thing that she could become.

[EDIT]

Plus, I mean, it's She-Hulk. She flexes, and your dick is GONE.

 

[GenocideHeart]

She-Hulk was at one time married to (and had a long relationship with before that) John Jameson, who is (most of the time) a non-powered human.

Yeah, and she also vocally complained that John Jameson loved JENNIFER WALTERS, not SHE-HULK. She even blatantly says he'd refuse to touch her when transformed.

So... yeah.

That's a hilarious thing to bitch about, seeing how Black Cat's whole deal is that she'll fuck Spiderman into the ground, but can't stand Peter Parker. Plus the fact that it's very much canon that her attitude towards that (loves the persona, hates the person behind it) is extremely unhealthy and not entirely sane.

She should have been happy that she had a man who could love her for the person she was, instead of the thing that she could become.

[EDIT]

Plus, I mean, it's She-Hulk. She flexes, and your dick is GONE.

See, the thing about female orgasms is... muscle spasms are uncontrollable during them.

Which basically means anyone who doesn't have a superstrong pecker seriously risks being castrated. It's not a matter of control there - women like She-Hulk are physically incapable of not harming lesser men during sex, unless said men are quick enough to pull out before an orgasm hits them.

If they are even a second too slow? Yeah, hope the local church needs someone for singing...

 

[zeebee1]

I can't imagine that it would be pleasant even if you had invulnerability. An inability to feel pain would make it worth it.

 

[nick012000]

She-Hulk was at one time married to (and had a long relationship with before that) John Jameson, who is (most of the time) a non-powered human.

Yeah, and she also vocally complained that John Jameson loved JENNIFER WALTERS, not SHE-HULK. She even blatantly says he'd refuse to touch her when transformed.

So... yeah.

That's a hilarious thing to bitch about, seeing how Black Cat's whole deal is that she'll fuck Spiderman into the ground, but can't stand Peter Parker. Plus the fact that it's very much canon that her attitude towards that (loves the persona, hates the person behind it) is extremely unhealthy and not entirely sane.

She should have been happy that she had a man who could love her for the person she was, instead of the thing that she could become.

[EDIT]

Plus, I mean, it's She-Hulk. She flexes, and your dick is GONE.

See, the thing about female orgasms is... muscle spasms are uncontrollable during them.

Which basically means anyone who doesn't have a superstrong pecker seriously risks being castrated. It's not a matter of control there - women like She-Hulk are physically incapable of not harming lesser men during sex, unless said men are quick enough to pull out before an orgasm hits them.

If they are even a second too slow? Yeah, hope the local church needs someone for singing...

It wouldn't be castration; She-Hulk's orgasmic flexing isn't going to squish your balls.

 

[Lord Raa]

She-Hulk was at one time married to (and had a long relationship with before that) John Jameson, who is (most of the time) a non-powered human.

Yeah, and she also vocally complained that John Jameson loved JENNIFER WALTERS, not SHE-HULK. She even blatantly says he'd refuse to touch her when transformed.

So... yeah.

That's a hilarious thing to bitch about, seeing how Black Cat's whole deal is that she'll fuck Spiderman into the ground, but can't stand Peter Parker. Plus the fact that it's very much canon that her attitude towards that (loves the persona, hates the person behind it) is extremely unhealthy and not entirely sane.

She should have been happy that she had a man who could love her for the person she was, instead of the thing that she could become.

[EDIT]

Plus, I mean, it's She-Hulk. She flexes, and your dick is GONE.

See, the thing about female orgasms is... muscle spasms are uncontrollable during them.

Which basically means anyone who doesn't have a superstrong pecker seriously risks being castrated. It's not a matter of control there - women like She-Hulk are physically incapable of not harming lesser men during sex, unless said men are quick enough to pull out before an orgasm hits them.

If they are even a second too slow? Yeah, hope the local church needs someone for singing...

It wouldn't be castration; She-Hulk's orgasmic flexing isn't going to squish your balls.

Depends on what you're doing.

I have seen porn where the bloke dangles his balls into the lady.

 

[trefmawr]

Ah yes, the old 'New Jersey Tea Party' as it were.