Bleach Kurosaki Ichigo: Seireitei Gigolo

[wingthesword]

Weren't you making one of these in the Lemon section?

Yes, but I got distracted... Again.

By what?

Something shiny.

So there is no Lemon version of this?

Not yet.

What about the YoruichiSoifon catfight that was mentioned?

Haven't written it... Yet.

So that means it's in the process of being written right? You've at least started it right?

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Weren't you making one of these in the Lemon section?

Yes, but I got distracted... Again.

By what?

Something shiny.

So there is no Lemon version of this?

Not yet.

What about the YoruichiSoifon catfight that was mentioned?

Haven't written it... Yet.

So that means it's in the process of being written right? You've at least started it right?

Not quite.

 

[Reikson]

Can anyone submit something?

'Cuz I've got this weird idea that involves a surprise someone with a food fetish.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Can anyone submit something?

'Cuz I've got this weird idea that involves a surprise someone with a food fetish.

Requests or submissions, either works!

 

[wingthesword]

Weren't you making one of these in the Lemon section?

Yes, but I got distracted... Again.

By what?

Something shiny.

So there is no Lemon version of this?

Not yet.

What about the YoruichiSoifon catfight that was mentioned?

Haven't written it... Yet.

So that means it's in the process of being written right? You've at least started it right?

Not quite.

If I ask you another question the answer will probably dissapoint me right?

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Weren't you making one of these in the Lemon section?

Yes, but I got distracted... Again.

By what?

Something shiny.

So there is no Lemon version of this?

Not yet.

What about the YoruichiSoifon catfight that was mentioned?

Haven't written it... Yet.

So that means it's in the process of being written right? You've at least started it right?

Not quite.

If I ask you another question the answer will probably dissapoint me right?

Depends. Are you a woman?

 

[wingthesword]

Weren't you making one of these in the Lemon section?

Yes, but I got distracted... Again.

By what?

Something shiny.

So there is no Lemon version of this?

Not yet.

What about the YoruichiSoifon catfight that was mentioned?

Haven't written it... Yet.

So that means it's in the process of being written right? You've at least started it right?

Not quite.

If I ask you another question the answer will probably dissapoint me right?

Depends. Are you a woman?

I am a man, well boy technically cause I'm a virgin, so no I am not a woman.

 

[twin blade]

Weren't you making one of these in the Lemon section?

Yes, but I got distracted... Again.

By what?

Something shiny.

So there is no Lemon version of this?

Not yet.

What about the YoruichiSoifon catfight that was mentioned?

Haven't written it... Yet.

So that means it's in the process of being written right? You've at least started it right?

Not quite.

If I ask you another question the answer will probably dissapoint me right?

Depends. Are you a woman?

I am a man, well boy technically cause I'm a virgin, so no I am not a woman.

Technically, males are never virgins. The word refers to females who haven't gotten it on. So yeah. At least you can die knowing you can't die a virgin.

Also: You become a "man" after puberty. Sex doesn't factor in.

 

[wingthesword]

Weren't you making one of these in the Lemon section?

Yes, but I got distracted... Again.

By what?

Something shiny.

So there is no Lemon version of this?

Not yet.

What about the YoruichiSoifon catfight that was mentioned?

Haven't written it... Yet.

So that means it's in the process of being written right? You've at least started it right?

Not quite.

If I ask you another question the answer will probably dissapoint me right?

Depends. Are you a woman?

I am a man, well boy technically cause I'm a virgin, so no I am not a woman.

Technically, males are never virgins. The word refers to females who haven't gotten it on. So yeah. At least you can die knowing you can't die a virgin.

Also: You become a "man" after puberty. Sex doesn't factor in.

Well I've stilled never had sex so dieing as I am now will still be a major dissapointment.

 

[grant]

The trope lives!

 

[wingthesword]

The trope lives!

What trope?

 

[twin blade]

The trope lives!

What trope?

Theres a trope on TVtropes.org that basically spells out what I just said. It then goes on to note how in media, you aren't A MAN if you've never had sex.

 

[wingthesword]

The trope lives!

What trope?

Theres a trope on TVtropes.org that basically spells out what I just said. It then goes on to note how in media, you aren't A MAN if you've never had sex.

I see you get my point, but I wish it was girl getting my point in all honesty.

 

[grant]

Understandable I suppose.

 

[Vassago]

Girls don't want sex.

They want love and romance and fantasy and stuff like that.

That or they want those really Hardcore Badass guys, or the closest thing they can get to it (which are the pale imitation's called "Badboy's" that are really just the child form of wife-beaters and drunks).

 

[zeebee1]

You better not buy any shoe shine. You'd never get anything done.

 

[Vassago]

I despise shoe shine. Don't know why, but I do.

 

[zeebee1]

It's both shiny and smelly. The contradictions can hurt the brains of lesser beings.

 

[Marquis Le'Quack]

...

:huh: wut?

I suppose sex and shoe shine have so very much in common... Oh I know. What else is shiny but smelly?!?

:headbanger:

 

[zeebee1]

Don't ask me. My attention span is somewhere under a month.

 

[blackkyuubi]

........ What the fuck is going on with this thread? :huh!:

 

[zeebee1]

Nothing. The lemon version is getting more action.

 

[Wildfeather]

Nothing. The lemon version is getting more action.

That was terrible. Anyone have a rolled up newspaper i can borrow?