Bleach Kurosaki Ichigo: Seireitei Gigolo

Goddamnit. I was nearly done with the bit I wrote, and then somehow I fucked it up and lost the whole damn post. Damn damn damn.

Well, I'm rewriting it as best I can now. Still stuck on the next Orihime session (what it will entail), so here's something different that will serve as a prelude to the lemon-version Hinamori Special.

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"Class, I've got to go take care of something, so please enjoy a study hall session while I'm gone!"

Ichigo's homeroom teacher skipped out, unable to hide the wide smile on her face. Mizuru in the seat behind him stealthily excused himself and went out the other door.

"Bathroom break," he said with a slight smirk.

Ichigo didn't even bother to roll his eyes. Nobody in the class (except Keigo) had any illusions about what their teacher and Mizuru got up to during the frequent "study hall sessions". Ichigo, at first, felt less than impressed with his friend's lecherous pursuits. The guy enjoyed older women in general, and more often than not he went for married ones (who went for him right back).

When he started his... Current profession, he began to have a little more appreciation for Mizuru.

Right now though... Between the stares he'd been getting from Tatsuki, and Orihime and Rukia's behavor...

"Oh, Ichigo, I brought some extra lunch today and I thought you might enjoy some," Orihime told him happily, sliding into the desk next to him with a bright smile. Ichigo coughed and fought down a blush. He could have hot monkey sex with Yoruichi and not flush now, but Orihime smiling at him after what had happened?

Okay, it's all right... You can do this... Just focus on the fact that uh... It's nothing personal.

Crap. Even in his own mind his lies sucked.

"Um, Orihime..."

"Orihime, I actually have to talk to Ichigo concerning some homework we need to be doing," Rukia spoke, sitting in the desk on Ichigo's other side. She reached out her hand to rest on Ichigo's knee. Ichigo stared at her brazenness, but she kept her face perfectly composed... Save for the mild blush on her cheeks.

"Er, Rukia..."

Orihime, however, was not to be daunted, and slid a hand of her own onto his other knee. She kept smiling at Rukia in a friendly way.

"Oh, but I'm sure you can do it right here, and we can do homework after a brief snack break. After all, we're all still growing girls and boys-We need a lot of nourishment!"

Rukia's smile became angry. Her eyebrow twitched. Oh yes, Ichigo knew that look all too well.

"Ichigo has had plenty of nourishment," Rukia stated with a purr. Orihime, blinked, then shrugged innocently.

"He could always use more. So could you?" She offered. Rukia growled. Orihime fought to keep her smile friendly. Ichigo prayed to every deity he could think of for some kind of escape. He liked being in denial about the feelings these two women had for him. And his feelings for them. It made his job easier.

It also made his life expectancy a higher number.

"Excuse me," a girl who stepped in front of them said. Rukia and Orihime looked up at the newcomer. Ichigo was shocked to see them both glare. Rukia's glare he was familiar with-She could curdle milk. Orihime's glare though, was surprisingly intimidating.

Ichigo looked up at the glare... And felt the urge to both sigh in relief and groan in despair.

While the gigai had apparently given her a... More developed body, and she was wearing a standard high school uniform, there was no mistaking Hinamori Momo, who was blushing.

"H-Hello, Kurosaki-san," she said shyly. "We, um... We were going to meet for that art project, remember?"

Her special, Ichigo realized. He nodded and carefully moved out of his desk and the clutches of Rukia and Orihime.

"Oh, right! Sorry, I kind of forgot..."

"That's okay," Hinamori said with a broad smile. "We have lots of time still to do it!" She nodded politely to Rukia and Orihime. "We'll see you both later." She took Ichigo's hand and led him out of the classroom. Rukia and Orihime watched him go.

"I er... Have to... Check something," Tatsuki said, getting up and heading out after them. Rukia and Orihime looked at eachother, and then their other friends.

Ishida was knitting something, but he looked bemused, as did Chad. Keigo was playing his Gameboy and moaning when he was defeated. The two women looked back at each other, and their eyes narrowed.

"Orihime, I would like to make this clear," Rukia said flatly. "I love Ichigo, and he's going to be mine. And while I do care about you... No hard feelings when I get him, all right?"

"Of course Rukia," Orihime said cheerfully. "I care about you too. And no hard feelings from when I get him too!"

Rukia blinked... And scowled. Orihime smiled serenely.

"Orihime... He's going to be mine."

"I know."

"... So you won't interfere?"

"No..."

"So what do you mean he's going to be yours too?!"

"I always say just what I mean, Rukia," Orihime said.

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Timewave Zero said:
Just stick with a collection of hot women that aren't petite dammit!
So what, it can only be lolis and big busty women? No, I don't think so. I'm going to be paying attention to the overlooked women in Bleach for this, as well as the more prominent characters.

However, I do have plans for Isane after the Hinamori lemon. Would that be enough of an offering to you guys?

Really, it's all right to enjoy lemons involving petite women. You don't have to demand big, busty women because you're afraid of looking like lolicons.
 

Watashiwa

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Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Timewave Zero said:
Just stick with a collection of hot women that aren't petite dammit!
So what, it can only be lolis and big busty women? No, I don't think so. I'm going to be paying attention to the overlooked women in Bleach for this, as well as the more prominent characters.

However, I do have plans for Isane after the Hinamori lemon. Would that be enough of an offering to you guys?

Really, it's all right to enjoy lemons involving petite women. You don't have to demand big, busty women because you're afraid of looking like lolicons.
Oi oi oi, I never said anything about lolis.

I just so happens that Busty women dominate the bleachscape far more than petite women.
 
Timewave Zero said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Timewave Zero said:
Just stick with a collection of hot women that aren't petite dammit!
So what, it can only be lolis and big busty women? No, I don't think so. I'm going to be paying attention to the overlooked women in Bleach for this, as well as the more prominent characters.

However, I do have plans for Isane after the Hinamori lemon. Would that be enough of an offering to you guys?

Really, it's all right to enjoy lemons involving petite women. You don't have to demand big, busty women because you're afraid of looking like lolicons.
Oi oi oi, I never said anything about lolis.

I just so happens that Busty women dominate the bleachscape far more than petite women.
Yes? And? So? Orihime is involved, Isane will be too, and I might even add in a bit from Yoruichi's training with Ichigo. Just what more do you want?
 

Vassago

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Timewave Zero said:
Its not so much that I want something more, but rather of what I want something less off.

But ignore me and carry-on, i'm just a rabid shipper of big-busty women.á :lol:
[Obligatory Once-In-A-While Grammar Nazism]I didn't know you were a BBW fetishist, TWZ.

Big-busty women implies that they are big in more than just bust, because "busty" by itself means "(of a woman) having large breasts" and putting big in front of it is redundant or referring to something else.[/Obligatory Once-In-A-While Grammar Nazism]
 

Reader458

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Timewave Zero said:
Fuck you Vassago.

And you're wrong, it was a typo. Should've been big-busted women.
So they are essentially... fucked? :lol:
 

Mev852

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Reader458 said:
Timewave Zero said:
Fuck you Vassago.

And you're wrong, it was a typo. Should've been big-busted women.
So they are essentially... fucked? :lol:
Bad pun is bad.

The most recent snippet is good.
 
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"So, how do I look, Kurosaki-kun?" Hinamori asked with a bright, beaming smile at Ichigo. She was perched on the edge of a desk in an empty classroom, hair done up in pigtails. Ichigo had to admit, the whole picture was incredibly moe.

"Great. Very cute," he said. Hinamori giggled and flushed.

"Well, um, I wanted to, um... To wear something you'd like."

"You don't need to dress like that for me to like you," he replied, shrugging a bit. Hinamori sighed, and rested her hands in her lap.

"Maybe not, but... I wanted to, you know... Be sexy for you..." She flushed and looked down at the floor. Ichigo walked up to her, and rested his hands on her shoulders. She started and looked up, her blush deepening.

So... Moe... His brain thought. Instead of that though, he said, "Hey, this is your special. The same rules apply as before."

"I-I know... But..." She sighed. "I don't... I don't really know how to..." She looked to the side, and giggled a little sadly. "I feel kind of silly."

"Don't. This is what you want, right?" Ichigo asked.

What Hinamori really would like, well... She wasn't sure she could really express. She'd heard about his other specials (Blackmail material on Hitsugaya had never been so valuable before), and as a result of her own feelings regarding Ichigo, had requested this special. To be with him like an ordinary, human girl would be.

A girl who hadn't been taken in by Aizen so completely. A girl who didn't need to pretend the man who had slain that monster was, in fact, that monster.

"I... I want..." She looked up at him and licked her lips. "I want... To be the kind of girl that you'd... You'd really do this with, Ichigo."

Ichigo was silent for a few moments, and Hinamori felt her spirits crashing down. She felt stupid, so stupid for admitting that!

Then he actually... Smiled. It wasn't his "Bankai, bitch!" smile, or his "Zaraki Kenpachi is my role model" smile. There was gentleness and warmth in it, enough to make Hinamori's heart flutter.

"Trust me, Momo, you are," he said quietly. Hinamori smiled back widely, and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Oh Ichigo...!"

"Ichigo!"

Both turned to see Tatsuki standing in the doorway-Hinamori with an expression of pure hatred and anger that made Tatsuki's eyebrows rise, and Ichigo with an expression of shock and guilt.

"Can I have a word with you?" Tatsuki growled, in a tone that would brook no argument.

"I'm afraid Kurosaki-kun and I are busy at the moment," Hinamori said, in a suddenly quite frightening tone. "Perhaps he can talk with you at another time."

"Oh no, this can't wait," Tatsuki returned, walking up and grabbing Ichigo's wrist tightly. Hinamori tightened her grip on Ichigo's waist, eyes narrowing even further. Ichigo could swear lightning was beginning to crackle between the two girls' eyes.

"I think it can," Hinamori growled.

"No, it can't," Tatsuki growled back.

Oh boy, Ichigo thought.

"Ah, er, Tatsuki, it's kind of a bad time-"

"Oh, right, I forgot you're with a client," she snarled. Ichigo's jaw dropped.

"It-It's-You've got it all wrong!"

"Why do you lie to me, Ichigo? I hate it when you lie to me, I really do," Tatsuki growled, her grip tightening to the point Ichigo winced.

"It's none of your business what Kurosaki does with his time!" Hinamori shot back, grabbing Tatsuki's wrist. The karate champion became very still, and then slowly smiled.

"You had better let go of that right now."

"And if I don't?" Hinamori asked.

POW! Hinamori went flying back into a desk.

"Tatsuki! What the hell are you doing?!" Ichigo demanded.

"You slut!" Hinamori raged, tackling Tatsuki to the floor.

"GAH! Let go of me you little-!"

"Take this you stupid fucking-!"

"BITCH!" Both screamed, descending into a furious catfight. Ichigo just stared in total disbelief as the two girls fought eachother. Tatsuki was a karate master, top in the nation, but Hinamori, while a kido mistress, did have several decades of experience in hand-to-hand combat training. It was a thing of beauty, even better than the catfight fantasy he'd done with Yoruichi and Soi Fon.

Mainly because this time he wasn't tied up...

He shook his head and came to his sense, quickly moving between the two and holding them apart.

"Damnit Ichigo, get the fuck out of MY WAY!" Tatsuki screamed, slamming several strikes into his ribs and finishing with a flat palm strike to his chin, sending him slamming back.

"DON'T YOU DARE HIT HIM!" Hinamori screamed, sucker punching Tatsuki. Ichigo groaned.

Idiot... Getting between Tatsuki when she's fighting someone... Fucking brilliant... He thought to himself. He sighed and tapped his Shinigami badge on his chest, releasing himself. He pulled down his mask, and as gently as he could, grabbed Tatsuki by the front of her uniform and slammed her against the wall.

"Would you please listen to me for one minute?" He demanded. Tatsuki glared venomously back at him.

"You bastard... Why do you do this to me?! It took you long enough to talk about the Shinigami thing, now... Now you're a manwhore?!"

"Hey! I needed a job!" Ichigo protested. "I didn't think it would come up with you, so I didn't talk about it!"

"I thought we were PAST SECRETS YOU IDIOT!" Tatsuki roared, her reiatsu flaring powerfully. She slammed a kick into his chest which sent him flying across the room. She adjusted her torn shirt and with as much dignity as she could find, she stormed out. Hinamori groaned and got up, walking over to Ichigo.

"Ichigo? Are you all right?"

"Fine," he said flatly. Hinamori edged back, and Ichigo sighed, dismissing his mask.

"Sorry," he muttered. Hinamori sighed.

"Is there anything I can do?" She asked.

"... No, not really," Ichigo said. "I need to talk to her later..."

"It's fine, really," Hinamori said. "I'm sorry..."

"You don't have to apologize," Ichigo said. Hinamori smiled somewhat sadly as she helped him up.

"Yes, I do." She gave him a kiss on the cheek. "And... Well... If it's all right with you, I'd like to reschedule."

Ichigo nodded. "Sure."

"Thank you..."

Ichigo got back into his body, sighed, and headed back to class. Hinamori sighed after he left, and sat down on a desk.

"Story of my life," she murmured.
 

wingthesword

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Serxeid

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Anyone else get the feeling this is turning into an Abbot and Costello routine? ^_^
 
wingthesword said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
wingthesword said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
wingthesword said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
wingthesword said:
Weren't you making one of these in the Lemon section?
Yes, but I got distracted... Again.
By what?
Something shiny.
So there is no Lemon version of this?
Not yet.
What about the YoruichiSoifon catfight that was mentioned?
Haven't written it... Yet.
 
Timewave Zero said:
Where is my Ichigo/Unohana?!
Well actually, The-EroSennin and I came up with an Ichigo/Unohana lemon for a new story concept we've been playing around with. However, the lemon itself isn't done yet, and given how many stories we have on our plates anyway, we're not sure if we should introduce another one if we're not going to finish it. Still, I'll talk to him and see what we can come up with.
 
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