Naruto LightningHunter reads Naruto Chaos Mage

[Juubi]

Every second he spends not dying a most horrific death is a mockery of morality.

 

[zeebee1]

You'd think he'd fight against bills when they are in immediate danger of passing. What would he do if the bill passed before he posted?

 

[The Notorious SMP]

I like to imagine that he'd curl himself into the fetal position and cry at his own incompetence and/or impotence as a direct result of no longer being able to post his masturbatory fantasies.

 

[Sdebeli]

Thank heaven for small mercies. But still. FAGDRAGON IS STILL WRITING. AAAARGH.

It only bothers you because you want to be bothered by it; get over yourself, and you'll find that there's no problem.

Meh, fair enough. I got it out of my system and am no longer affected. :lol:
The joys of insanity.

 

[seitora]

Chapter 46

A.N.: Yeah, I know, I know. I haven't uploaded the latest chapter yet. Well, there's a reason for that. My laptop got virused and started giving me the blue screen of death, so I had to format my entire hard drive and reinstall Windows 7. So I lost a lot of my progress, including the chapter that I was going to upload.

 

[Sdebeli]

Chapter 46

A.N.: Yeah, I know, I know. I haven't uploaded the latest chapter yet. Well, there's a reason for that. My laptop got virused and started giving me the blue screen of death, so I had to format my entire hard drive and reinstall Windows 7. So I lost a lot of my progress, including the chapter that I was going to upload.

It is glorious!

 

[LightningHunter]

Okay, time to pick this up again. I was just busy with uni, very lazy and a few failed attempts at updating annoyed me, but if you'd like I could pretend I was doing something grand like battling an old enemy.

More or less done with chapter 10, so IÆll quickly wrap it up. Won't be too special an update, but I'll start on chapter 11 soon.

Last time we left off, Naruto was busy being impressed by his overcomplicated clan symbol and magic doors.

"I couldn't agree more, Naruto-kun.

To what, the magic door being cool?
àshouldÆve ended on that last time. What a fucking yes man.

Anyway, I believe you'll handle things from here. I need to get back to the office. Maybe you can give me a tour after you've cleaned up the place." Sarutobi said and left.

Another one of those private tours/demonstrations, eh?
Naruto fucks off into the house, where apparently the gardens are ridiculously overgrown, he blabbers to the voices in his head about not wanting to get his clones to clean up because he doesnÆt want to hurt the rose bushes (

).

"Yeah, it would be a shame." Eva admitted. "Why don't you order the clones to clean up the buildings first? Maybe there are some photos lying around that would give you an idea of how the gardens should look like" she suggested.

"Good point. And while they're at it they'll also scout the entire area so I can figure out how big this place is. Hiashi said that it's nearly twice as large as the Hyuga compound, but my memory of that place is a little fuzzy."á Naruto admitted sheepishly.

"Yeah, I bet. I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that you landed on your head when you fell of Hiashi' roof. After you painted the roofs of the entire compound pink, remember?" Kyubi laughed.

"Oh, yeah! Good times, good times!" Naruto grinned at the memory. He was never proved guilty of that one. Probably because they only noticed a week later, since ANBU rarely were allowed to approach the Hyuga compound.

No one, including the Hyuuga, noticed for a week all the rooftops having turned pink? Dude, they fucking see through walls.
And I think that would be something you could notice a mile away.

Heh. Maybe they did notice and just didnÆt fucking care because it was just the retarded psycho-child thinking he was cool again. Don't feed the troll, I guess.

As the clones got to work Naruto headed for the back yard. To say the least, it was humongous. It was about half the size of a regular genin team training ground, and fortunately for Naruto it was partially paved with either wood or stone. There were a lot of trees in that area as well as a large pool, but the central clearing took most of the space. Even with so many years passed, there were still visible signs of various techniques on either the ground or trees.

What drew Naruto' attention was a large hexagonal stone structure in the center of the clearing. It was full of holes from various techniques, but the kind that intrigued him was quite organized for mere holes. They were in a straight line on a side of the stone structure, in varied sizes, but almost the same shape: perfectly round. Naruto quickly realized that it was left as sign of mastering that technique, but couldn't help but notice that, while the holes began at a corner of the structure, it didn't reach the other one. "Hm, maybe it was mastered quicker then initially thought" Naruto mentally shrugged.

It was over an hour later that Naruto returned to the front garden to see how things were going. Several of the houses had been sealed since they were no longer in use since the clan had few members, so there was only a little dust in those. On the other hand, some of the storage buildings and the dojo had a few windows open and there was a lot clean. The only building that the clones had been unable to enter was ironically the main house, the one used by the clan head.

Did he just spend an hour looking at a stone?
Okay...

Well, Naruto runs off to the main house and taps its wacky seal to open it. I swear, do people not use keys anymore?

As he did so, his hand was suddenly glued to the crest and chakra began pouring out of him. It was far less then the gate had required and it was over rather quickly, the housed being enveloped in a green glow for a few seconds when he removed his hand, followed by the glow being shattered like pieces of glass that dispersed before it reached the ground.

"It had some sort of advanced seal on it." Naruto said intrigued.

"Hm. This feelingà" Negi muttered. "Naruto, I don't think you'll need to clean this house"

"Why?" Eva asked.

"The sensation I got when the seal was broken is similar with the one I had when I used the Cassiopeia all those years ago" Negi explained. "So it must have a time-space component. My guess is that the house is just like the day it was sealed."

I'm assuming it was sealed just before the Kyuubi attack, then. Well, at least Minato had his priorities in order. Making sure to lock up before leaving the house and all.

The inside was indeed spotless, which brought his the mental image of his father wincing when his mother berated him for dirtying something. It brought both a smile as well as some tears in his eyes.

Wait, is that an actual memory or him just thinking of such a thing and it making him weep?

Anyway, brace yourselves guys. Time for heavy Sue house-description time.

He then proceeded to inspect the three story house, from top to the four levels of basement. Each basement had a different stairwell with a blood seal at both ends of it.

The first level was a large jutsu library, about half the size of the Hokage' library. The biggest section was for Fuinjutsu, which was to be expected since all Namikazes were very skilled in that area of expertise.

The second level was a weapons storage and weapon forging area, if one were to guess looking at the various foals, anvils and tools. Most of the visible weapons were swords, some of them chained to the walls with various seals on them that intrigued Naruto, but he decided to inspect them at a later time.

The third floor was a dungeon area, with a dozen holding cells. They were in a surprising good condition, almost brand new, so either they were a recent addition or they were rarely used, which increased his good mood.

The fourth and final level of the basement was by far the best guarded. It had a seal like the one at the gate and sucked a good deal of chakra. When the circular door opened, Naruto had to shield his eyes from the sudden light. He had been using a basic Lux spell to light his way, so it came as a surprise that an underground chamber was so well illuminated.

The chamber was a perfect sphere with a suspended pathway leading from the entrance to the center of the chamber. As he got there, his eyes gradually adjusted to the light, enough to notice where it was coming from. The entire surface of the chamber' walls was covered in glowing seals. In the center of the spherical room was another sphere, made of glass, which contained a perfect model of the compound.

Wait, hold on. Something caught my eye in that mess.

The second level was a weapons storage and weapon forging area, if one were to guess looking at the various foals, anvils and tools.

Foals? Huh, guess that time-space thing works wonders if these horses are still alive.
And to think. The poor bastards have been waiting for god knows how long, just for Minato to finish shoeing them already.

At first, Naruto thought of Eva' Resort, which he had heard so much about, but he dismissed the thought immediately since the landscape was different then the real one by the lack of overgrown plants. Still, it did show how the garden was supposed to look like and Naruto took the chance to memorize the image with the Sharingan.

pretty sure that's not how the Sharingan works...

He then made a Kage Bunshin and relayed a message for the other clones that were done cleaning to stat working on the garden using the mental image of the model and the information they already had. He then dispelled it, thus giving the memories to both himself and the other clones.

So what was the point of memorising it yourself if you made a clone memorise it and then dispel itself giving its memories to everyone?

But that wasn't all he noticed with the Sharingan. Thin invisible seals covered the surface of the glass sphere, the pattern being identical to the one on the walls around. He also noticed seven crystal marbles situated under the ground level of the compound that were glowing as well. Thinking about the fact that the compound had been impossible to enter until today, he realized that there had to be some sort of barrier around the property, and apparently this was a control room of sorts. But such a large structure must have required huge amounts of power to be maintained.

Then it hit him. If the seven spherical crystals were also present in real size underground, then they could only be for either channeling energy or absorbing it. In other words, those crystals were drawing energy from the earth itself to power the barrier. Ingenious.

:hmm: So Minato's house is some kind of geothermal powered facility? Okay...

After he inspected the seals a little, he decided to see the upper levels as well. There over twenty bedrooms, the largest being the master bedroom at the third floor.

It has a large balcony facing the gate of the estate. There were several photos of his parents there; the last one seemed to have been taken when Kushina was pregnant. He took great pleasure in looking at each of them, laughing at the ones that featured Kushina making fun of Minato or the two eating ramen. At least he knew where he got those traits from.

He then decided to have an aerial look at the progress in the garden and was impressed to see that most of the weeds and excess grass was gone. The only places where the clones had avoided working too much were the rose bushes since they might have gotten dispelled because of the thorns.

WHAT? THE CLONES OF THE GREAT NARUTO, HARMED BY A FEW MERE THORNS?

Seriously, I'm shocked he didn't write something like "most Clones would be dispelled by the thorns but thanks to Naruto's chakra his Clones were more durable..."

And why are the Clones concerned if they get dispelled? How many will they possibly lose? Or are they just becoming *gasp* self-aware? How will Naruto react to this?

Deciding that a few clones were expendable

since the worst part was over, Naruto yelled a few orders at the clones and soon enough the rose bushes were starting to look presentable. It was almost nighttime when the yard work was done, and it was only because Naruto had made another three hundred clones to speed up the process.

He had also sent a few Kage Bunshin at his apartment to pack hi things, or rather pick up the already filled containment scrolls. He had decided to stay in the master bedroom and had some clones gather his parents' personal items and seal then away. He also made sure that these were Kaze Bunshin, since he had a feeling that some things hidden in the drawers were not to be seen by kids. That had earned a few teasing remarks from the girls, but they had to admit that they would have done the same if it was their parents' room. He then proceeded to put his stuff away and settle in for the night. It had been a long day and he was very pleased of the way the future of the Fuhen clan looked.

Well, end of chapter. We'd basically gotten most of the worst bit over with so there's not much to rage about. Apart from one thing (don't think I wouldn't have found something).

Something I noted was that fg7dragon seemed to be going out of his way to try and make this seem somewhat emotional by having Naruto get teary at a mental image of his parents, go through their photo albums, etc. He failed (especially with his last crack about what they might be hiding in their drawers), but it's like he actually cared (or tried to) about relationships other than stupid harem shit for a moment.

And of course, as we know now, this fic is to have a NarutoxKushina pairing.

So, has fagdragon forgotten what he was trying to do, if he's going to make Naruto piss over the memory of his father in such a way? We already know he just threw in that pairing from a poll as a gimmick so...wait, yeah, he has forgotten.

It's just an example, really. Of a guy who literally does not care about anything he has written other than it being a way of getting attention and a direct attack on him if it is criticised.

Does fagdragon ever read his earlier chapters? Cos I have to wonder, what if? What if he had the urge to George Lucas everything and release his "Naruto Chaos Mage Special Edition" which rewrote the earlier chapters? Considering how this fic has gotten steadily worse with each chapter, I'm almost curious how bad it'd be. I'd have liked to believe that at the beginning, there was at least some creative thought process in there somewhere, but by now he is clearly just out for the (positive) attention and nothing else, churning out chapters in an almost obligatory fashion.

...that's a weird way to end this update. Hrm...

Tl;dr: Fg7dragon is a faggot who can't write for shit, contradicts himself and is a whore for attention.

 

[zeebee1]

Well, I now know what to ask the author.

 

[seitora]

just imagine LightningHunter is Aragorn

 

[zeebee1]

seitora is the horse?

 

[seitora]

seitora is the horse?

I was born in the Year of the Horse, but that's about it.

 

[zeebee1]

seitora wants to be the horse.

 

[seitora]

This isn't the Person Above You topic.

 

[zeebee1]

Are you sure? You could be confused.

 

[seitora]

I'm fairly sure, after all, I'm not an old man like you.

 

[TheKinginRed]

He did update......and it's another lemon filled chapter. Good luck LH.

 

[seitora]

He did update......and it's another lemon filled chapter. Good luck LH.

I'm still waiting for Zimo to come back and update Submission King for more delicious rage

 

[raedric]

It's not new to them anymore, they phone in a lot of the rage nowadays.

 

[Juopunumies]

<a href='http://gelbooru.com//images/629/bbc94a68b0d3f70dadad2ed840bb9bab.png' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>The Sasuke part made me laugh.</a>

Edit: Oops, wrong thread, hehe~.

 

[Chaotic Symbolism]

He did update......and it's another lemon filled chapter. Good luck LH.

I'm still waiting for Zimo to come back and update Submission King for more delicious rage

Speaking of Submission King or to be specific VFSnake a guy on Tvtropes defended him saying Snake knows his fics aren't going to be winning any awards. He just writes the way he does cause he feels Naruto was being shafted during the early part of Shippuden or something.

This still doesn't explain why he turned Kurenai into a FemNazi though... a tad random and unneeded that was.

 

[seitora]

He did update......and it's another lemon filled chapter. Good luck LH.

I'm still waiting for Zimo to come back and update Submission King for more delicious rage

Speaking of Submission King or to be specific VFSnake a guy on Tvtropes defended him saying Snake knows his fics aren't going to be winning any awards. He just writes the way he does cause he feels Naruto was being shafted during the early part of Shippuden or something.

This still doesn't explain why he turned Kurenai into a FemNazi though... a tad random and unneeded that was.

You may as well ask why he rips on Sasuke, Kakashi, Kiba, etc.

Authors like him will do their damndest to demonize characters they don't like, and obviously he didn't like Kurenai for some reason or another.

 

[Chaotic Symbolism]

Yeah that pretty much tears a part any defense that can be given for him. I mentioned it because I just don't get it.

So seriously what did Kurenai do? ...you know it wouldn't it surprise me at all if the reason he bashes Kurenai is because she went and had a kid with Asuma and he sees that as a "betrayal" to Naruto.

 

[seitora]

I wouldn't be surprised if he had some twisted reasoning that Kurenai was keeping Hinata down and stopping her from achieving her true potential or something (I say this because VFSNAKE is a major Hinata fanboy).

Or maybe he's just read too much fanfiction and not enough manga as of late and is totally convinced that Kurenai is really a man-hating bitch.

 

[Chaotic Symbolism]

...who else writes Kurenai as a man hating bitch? Snake is the only one I've seen do that.

 

[seitora]

Can't remember any particular fics or authors off-hand but they are there.