Harry Potter lines you wish you saw in the harry potter books

[sith2886]

it's quite simple take a line from any movie,book, or tv show and alter it to fit into any scene from the harry potter books. doesn't matter what character says it or when.

example.

Ron when he firsts meets harry on the train in his first year. keep in mind Ron thinks Harry is some random muggleborn.
movie quote is from "across the universe"

"as a stranger to the wizarding world allow me to offer you some gryffindor hospitslity"
:tosses a butterbeer he smuggled in with the help of Fred and George to harry:

badly written but you get the idea and it doesn't have to be written to the format i used either just make sure you say which movive/book/tv show your using.

so any one else?

EDIT: if this inspires any one to write a across the universe/hp crossover please due i've been trying but just can't make it work.

 

[mandalorianjedi]

I'll do this in script form:

Voldemort: (approaching Harry, who was trying to crawl away from him) Potter... Dumbledore never told you what happened to your father, did he?

Harry: (clutching his bloody stump of an arm) He told me enough... He told me you killed him!

Snape: (Emerging from the shadows) No Harry... I am your father...

Harry: (face turns into a mask of pain and anguish) NNNNOOOOOOOO! (Throws himself off the ledge)


Wow... I think that's my very first attempt at crack!fiction... How did I do?

Edit: If I have to tell you where this is from, you have been living under a rock for the last forty years.

 

[Kamikage]

Easy enough.

Voldemort approaches Harry after killing his friends.

Snaky bastard, you killed my friends. Snaky bastard... "KHAAAAAN!...."
Voldemort stares blankly.
"Sorry." Harry clears his throat. "TOOOOOOM!" Harry pulls a wand from a dead Death Eater and fires off the first words he can think of. "Accio innards, bitch!"
Voldemort watches, amazed, as his intestines rip through his stomach before glaring at Harry. "To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." Voldemort topples over without changing expression.

 

[Jetflash]

It has to be said.



During any one of the confrontations between Harry and Voldemort:

"My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

[mandalorianjedi]

You know... There has NEVER been a Harry Potter/WWE X-Over, so here's a shout out to Vinny Mac!

Dumbledore to Snape: YOU'RE FIRED!!!

 

[Lord of Bones]

Here's one where Harry explains to Dumbledore why turned his back on the Wizarding World.

Dumbledore: Why, Harry?

Harry: Given the choice; whether to save a corrupt and failing world or to challenge the fates for another throw, a better throw against one's destiny...what was a wizard to do?

 

[sith2886]

never thought this would pick up...wow.

 

[SoftRogue]

Neville: What does Harry Potter look like?

Draco: What?

Neville: What country you from?

Draco: What?

Neville: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Draco: What?

Neville: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Draco: Yes!

Neville: Then you know what I'm saying!

Draco: Yes!

Neville: Describe what Harry Potter looks like!

Draco: What, I-?

Neville: [pointing his wand at Draco's knee] Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Draco: He's got g-g-green eyes...

Neville: Go on.

Draco: A scar...

Neville: Does he look like a bitch?

Draco: What?

Neville: REDUCTO!! DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Draco: No!

Neville: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Draco?

Draco: I didn't...

Neville: Yes you did. Yes you did, Draco. You tried to fuck him. And Harry Potter don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Daphne Greengrass.

 

[mandalorianjedi]

Another HP/WWE short.

Harry: FINALLY... The Boy-Who-Lived HAS COME BACK!... To the Wizarding... World... IF YA SMELLALALALALALALA! What Harry Potter... Is... Cookin'...

Ron: (Pulls out sweaty sock with a face and lightning bolt drawn on it) Have a Nice Day!

That's right, Harry and Ron as the Rock'n'Sock Connection.

 

[Nebkreb]

Dumbledore: Don't get you get it James Evans! Draco Malfoy tricked you all! He orchestrated everything then faked his death.
James: NO!
Dumbledore: YES! Draco Malfoy is Harry Potter!

(James stumbles out, limping in his known fashion. He leaves the Ministry)
(Dumbledore looks behind him and sees all the details of James' story and realizes the truth...)
(As James apparates away, his eyes flash green. His limp disappears...)

The greatest trick Harry Potter ever pulled...was convincing the world he didn't exist.

 

[mandalorianjedi]

First Potions Class... WWE Style! (I seem to be on a role with these...)

"Potter! Where would I get a beazor?"

"What!?"

"I said... Where would I..."

"What!?"

"I said..."

(Harry Flips off Snape)

"Potter...!"

(Harry hits Snape with the Stunner)

"Potter 3:16 say I just whooped your ass! Now... If any of you want to see me do that again next Potions Class, Give me a 'Hell Yeah'!"

All of Gryffindor shouts, "HELL YEAH!"

"And that's the bottom line... 'cause Harry Potter says so!"

 

[Dumbledork]

Except for the WWe quotes, the Star Warq quote and the Pulp Fiction quote I don't recognize the others.

Sou would it be too much to ask for all of you to add the references into your posts?

 

[Reader458]

Except for the WWe quotes, the Star Warq quote and the Pulp Fiction quote I don't recognize the others.

Sou would it be too much to ask for all of you to add the references into your posts?

Let's see if I can help. From the bottom up:

Nekreb: The Usual Suspects

Lord of Bones: Don't know.

Jetflash: The princess bride

Kamikage: Don't know

 

[Rift120]

Another HP/WWE short.

Harry: FINALLY... The Boy-Who-Lived HAS COME BACK!... To the Wizarding... World... IF YA SMELLALALALALALALA! What Harry Potter... Is... Cookin'...

Ron: (Pulls out sweaty sock with a face and lightning bolt drawn on it) Have a Nice Day!

That's right, Harry and Ron as the Rock'n'Sock Connection.

Herimione *groaning*: I should have known better than to let Daddy take those two along with the free tickets his patient gave him....

*absently she reaches up and snags Luna dragging her back to the table.*

Luna:Awww... but I want to show of my puppiess...

 

[Lord of Bones]

Mine is from Legacy of Kain: Defiance.

 

[Dassadec]

Easy enough.

Voldemort approaches Harry after killing his friends.

Snaky bastard, you killed my friends. Snaky bastard... "KHAAAAAN!...."
Voldemort stares blankly.
"Sorry." Harry clears his throat. "TOOOOOOM!" Harry pulls a wand from a dead Death Eater and fires off the first words he can think of. "Accio innards, bitch!"
Voldemort watches, amazed, as his intestines rip through his stomach before glaring at Harry. "To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." Voldemort topples over without changing expression.

Quotes from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
(Originally a quote from Captain Ahab in Moby Dick)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moby-Dick

 

[drakensis]

On a high tower, pretty much any time in the last 3 books
"Ron!" Harry exclaimed, catching his friend's arm in relief.
"What was that?" Hermione asked, coming around the corner.
"Draco," Ron replied blandly, pulling his robe straight.
"What was he doing this time?"
"Trying to fly without a broom, last time I saw him," Ron smirked.
The girl looked puzzled.
"He wasn't doing it very well," Ron added.
She shrugged. "Maybe it'll come to him in time."
"He doesn't really have all that much time." Ron glanced out over the edge.
From far below - terribly far below - there came a faint, muffled crash; then, after several seconds, another. "Does bouncing count?" Ron asked.
Hermione made a wry face. "Not really."
"Then I'd say he didn't learn in time," Ron said blithely.

Shortly before the Battle of Hogwarts
Luna looked over at Neville. "Hermione told Ginny that Harry has his own plans for Bellatrix. He wants to set him on fire."
"I've got some more interesting ideas," Neville said grimly.
"I wouldn't be so sure, my love. Harry wants to set Bellatrix on fire, but he doesn't want her to burn to death. He's talking about an eternal flame - with Bellatrix burning in the middle of it - forever."
Neville considered that. "What a merry idea," he said finally. He paused. "'My Love'?"
Luna smiled.

- adapted from Castle of Wizardry and The Hidden City, both by David Eddings

 

[mandalorianjedi]

Another take on the first Potions Class... ES IV: Oblivion Style!

Snape: Potter! What is the fine for practicing Necrophilia!?

Harry: :huh!:

The rest of the class: :huh!:

Harry: ...Is this... The first offense?

Snape: Let's say... No...

 

[garedelyon]

Ginny: That's the secret of the 'Great and Dangerous Horcrux Hunt'? You spent three months. Off school. Drinking firewhisky?

Harry: Welcome to the DA, luv.

- Pirates of the Carribbean.

 

[mandalorianjedi]

Harry Potter was standing over the smouldering pile of ashes that was Lord Voldemort. He was wearing nothing but a white muscle shirt and a pair of blue jeans. He had cuts all over his body and he was bare foot.

Still... He had one more thing left to say to what used to be the Dark Lord.

"Yipee-Ki-Yay, Mother Fucker!" said Harry tiredly.

--- From the Die Hard Quadrilogy, because John McClane!Harry is just plain bad assed!

 

[Nebkreb]

Ginny: That's the secret of the 'Great and Dangerous Horcrux Hunt'? You spent three months. Off school. Drinking firewhisky?

Harry: Welcome to the DA.

- Pirates of the Carribbean.

I believe you mean "Welcome to the DA, luv"

 

[mandalorianjedi]

The Death Eaters had been run ragged. They had chased the Boy-Who-Lived for several minutes to no avail. Somehow, the boy would trip or duck at the appropriate moment and their curses would hit some random inanimate object, causeing other objects to crash into them, or for their spells to be reflected back at them.

Even Voldemort was feeling winded as they chased Harry Potter through Diagon Alley in an attempt to capture him, as he mocked them the entire way.

Finally, he stopped on the roof of Flourish and Blotts Bookstore to shout down at them.

"And let this be known as the day, you almost caught Harry Potter!" Harry then gave them a mocking salute before turning, slipping on a random object before crashing into a nearby food cart.

Before Harry could regain his wits, Voldemort casually strolled up to him. "It looks like this will be known as the day I captured Harry Potter."

Harry could only groggily watch as Voldemort pinned the Port Key to his tangled robes and was whisked away out of the Alley.

---Pirates of the Caribbean, because Jack Sparrow!Harry is every bit as cool as John McClane!Harry.

 

[Nebkreb]

I think Harry Potter would be infinitely improved if Harry had Jack's wit and vocabulary, not to mention his suave way with the ladies

 

[Darkfiretiger]

"Give up Voldermort this graveyard is surrounded by the entire force of Auroras(Aurorus?)"

"No it's not Potter"

"Would you believe Half the Auroras and some rookies?"

"No Mr. Potter"

"What about the 7th year DADA class?"

"No Mr. Potter you're all alone"

"How about 4 pissed dragons and a Weasley?"

"Ha where would a Weasley get four dragons?"

*Squish*

"Well he should have believed that one. Good work Charlie!"


Alternate Fight in the ministry

"Harry, what happened"

"Well I went after Belatrix, she taunted me I tried to curse her and missed"

"really?"

"Yea tried to cause the bitch some pain but missed"

"It's ok Harry you probably shouldn't have used a dark curse"

"What no I miss prounanced the spell"

"she's over there"

a few feet away Belatrix Lestrange was writhing on the ground moaning in pleasure

"Missed it by that much, ended up with a pleasure spell"

 

[garedelyon]

Ginny: That's the secret of the 'Great and Dangerous Horcrux Hunt'? You spent three months. Off school. Drinking firewhisky?

Harry: Welcome to the DA, luv.

- Pirates of the Carribbean.

I believe you mean "Welcome to the DA, luv"

Yeah, I know... sometimes I don't touch the keys hard enough, or like, only write out half of what I'm trying to say, because my brain like... iuno, flickers onto different things faster than I can type?

Anyway, fixd it.

Edit: And to avoid posting without contributing:

'He is our brother in all but blood,' Lupin went on, 'And you would kill him here! In truth I have lived too long.'

Jungle book.