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This is just ridiculous. He's rambling. There's not even anything to make fun of. All he's doing is using Wikipedia to point out that some nonmagical leaders in the past were rubbish, which, for one, I kind of already knew, and I think most people did, and for another, it's not like this is some failing of the mundane world. Fudge was a worthless sack of shit in canon. They might have actually been able to stop Voldemort early on with minimal casualties for an overwhelming victory if it hadn't been for that cocksucker deliberately screwing over the only two people Voldemort was ever afraid of in any capacity that could also get shit done (Harry and Dumbledore).
Yes, yes, we get it. Arabs are evil and dirty, America rules the world and is awesome, but not as awesome as the magical world, which only needed fifteen handicaps and extensive abuse of time-travel edits to come out on top. <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>GET ON WITH IT.</a>
Yes, yes, we get it. Arabs are evil and dirty, America rules the world and is awesome, but not as awesome as the magical world, which only needed fifteen handicaps and extensive abuse of time-travel edits to come out on top. <a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>GET ON WITH IT.</a>
I see that as just an excuse. Not a valid one, either. If it was at all bad he wouldn't keep bringing it up. He's making it bigger than it is so he has a convenient excuse he can point to when someone calls him out.
The second result on Yahoo!search was a facebook page for someone named Jared Ornstead.
Christ, that guy looks like a douche.
The second result on Yahoo!search was a facebook page for someone named Jared Ornstead.
Christ, that guy looks like a douche.
Yeah it is. It means anyone who is magical, Harry will reflexively defend like a brother or sister. Which means you've got an entire civilization's worth of short hairs to grab him by.
Unless you don't like their character, in which case Harry will obviously make an exception. Obviously, he doesn't see Malfoy as a brother. That would require depth and complexity and Harry admitting that what has been done to Malfoy is wrong, and that obviously will never happen.
Looking at you, Sakura.
Unless you don't like their character, in which case Harry will obviously make an exception. Obviously, he doesn't see Malfoy as a brother. That would require depth and complexity and Harry admitting that what has been done to Malfoy is wrong, and that obviously will never happen.
Looking at you, Sakura.
I love how the absolute horror of what has been done here is just completely glossed over.
Nobody seems to be concerned, least of all Lionheart, about the fact that five tweenage girls literally molded and shaped a boy that they jointly liked on a fundamental level, literally cutting off parts of his personality and mind to suit what they believed was best.
Jesus Christ what the flaming fuck no. It's Sakura all over again, only instead of Naruto and his harem doing it to one person, it's the harem doing it to Naruto (in this case, Harry).
At this point, Lionheart has racked up so many crimes against fundamental sentient life that it's actually becoming a statistic. I'm getting numb to it. And that's horrifying.
Nobody seems to be concerned, least of all Lionheart, about the fact that five tweenage girls literally molded and shaped a boy that they jointly liked on a fundamental level, literally cutting off parts of his personality and mind to suit what they believed was best.
Jesus Christ what the flaming fuck no. It's Sakura all over again, only instead of Naruto and his harem doing it to one person, it's the harem doing it to Naruto (in this case, Harry).
At this point, Lionheart has racked up so many crimes against fundamental sentient life that it's actually becoming a statistic. I'm getting numb to it. And that's horrifying.
He's a good starter. Every fic of his I've read had, if not amazing, at least solid initial chapters.
It's when he's allowed to go past around the fifteen chapter mark that shit starts rolling downhill. Towards a cliff. Overlooking a sea of rape and AIDS.
I'd call him a decent technical writer in the sense that he knows how to use spellcheck, usually knows how to build a sentence, and can make a paragraph that doesn't look pants-on-head retarded. But then, there's no excuse not to be a decent technical writer in my book, so that's not really a plus for him. I consider that to be stuff that should come standard.
It's when he's allowed to go past around the fifteen chapter mark that shit starts rolling downhill. Towards a cliff. Overlooking a sea of rape and AIDS.
I'd call him a decent technical writer in the sense that he knows how to use spellcheck, usually knows how to build a sentence, and can make a paragraph that doesn't look pants-on-head retarded. But then, there's no excuse not to be a decent technical writer in my book, so that's not really a plus for him. I consider that to be stuff that should come standard.