Akamatsuverse Love Hina Loops
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To be honest, it felt both awesome and kind of weird to be attempting anything related to LH after so long, but whatever. I couldn't stop this one from going to an odd place and being a not so great snippet but hey, it's something. Here's my take on how the loops actually started. Before all the inevitable harem madness, Keitaro messed up big time.
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For as long as he could remember, the Annex had always been a place that Keitaro Urashima was told to stay away from. It was boarded up and blocked from outside entrance, for it was said that powerful magic lingered there, and that these powers should be left to slumber undisturbed. For one misspoken oath or uttered phrase could very well damn a person for the rest of their life. Unforunately for Keitaro, fate seemed to go out of it's way to put him in precarious positions, and this is exactly how he wound up crashing through the roof of the Annex and through the floor of said building.
In the few seconds it took him to gain a grip on his surroundings, Keitaro noticed that he had a couple bits of splintered floorboard sticking into his back. Adding insult to injury, the air was thick with dust, and humid with a rather offputting sensation he couldn't put words to. He also noticed that the Annex seemed to sit on top of a damp cave, containing a pool of crystal clear water, above which floated a large glowing orb. Pulling himself to his feet and adjusting his glasses, Keitaro managed to let out a apriciateive whistle. He took a step forward from the floor wreckage and was met with a literal wall of sound.
ôWHO DARES TRESSPASS HERE?ö declared a loud, booming voice.
Keitaro stuttered. ôWh... what?ö
ôWHO HERE DEFILES THIS SACRED REALM?ö
ôSacred realm?ö
ôOH WELL, NO NEED TO TELL ME YOUR NAME, COMPLETELY IGNORE THE QUESTION, I CAN READ MINDS ANYWAY. SO KNOW THIS WELL, KEITARO URASHIMA, THIS PLACE SHALL BECOME YOUR GRAVE!ö
Keitaro screamed, and had this not been a scared and magical place, his girly shrieks would have carried out among the mountains of Japan. ôI DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!ö
ôSHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU DISTURBED ME THEN, YOU ABYSMAL LITTLE SHIT. THOUGH KUDOS, I HAVEN'T HAD A TRUE VIRGIN SACRAFICE IN SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS.ö
ôOh come on! Knowing that you can't possibly kill me!ö
ôODD PLACE FOR YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT DO. I'M NOT THE ONE THAT CRASHED THROUGH A PERFECTLY GOOD ROOF AND DISTURBED THE LORD AEON, MASTER OF ETERNAL TIME!ö
Keitaro sighed, it wasn't every day that he pissed off an actual diety. He knew full well that it didn't do well to piss off the loud booming voice proclaiming to be the Master of Eternal Time, cleverly manifested as a giant glowing orb. Knowing his fate as mosty sealed, he sighed again. ôCan I be granted a final request that you stop yelling in my final moments? If there is an afterlife, I don't want to remember my final seconds of life as a deafening roar.ö
The voice sighed, which was sort of like a gust of air that didn't move the air in the slightest. ôWell, I suppose that can be arranged. You do only die once, maybe twice. Should be a memorable experience.ö With a small flash of light, an elderly male figured appeared, clad in a toga with a long glowing beard flowing off his chin. ôMy name is Chronos, I am the God of Time.ö
ôI thought you said you were Aeon, Master of Eternal Time.ö
ôSame thing, you twit.ö Chronos scowled. ôDifferent names to different people, it's one of the perks of being a God.ö he cleared his throat. ôAnyhoo. In all honesty I do feel kind of bad about having to kill you, but at the same time, I've got to. You've wrecked this jaunty little condo of mine and that demands a swift action.ö
Lacking the overall courage to fight fate, Keitaro lifted his head up so his eyes met Chronos'. ôMight as well get this over with. Can't fight it at this point.ö
ôWhat? à that's it? No pleas for forgiveness, you aren't going to beg for your life?ö
Keitaro shook his head. ôNot going to help much, is it?ö
ôNo! Of course not, but you are taking all of the fun out of this divine punishment! For God's Sake man, what did you think this is? For your benefit? No, I think I've just spared your life. I'm going to give you something far worse.ö
ôWorse? What could possibly be worse than death?ö
ôYou shall be cursed to relive the same life over and over again. No mortal is meant to know the manner of the interconnectivity of the Universe. Once you see parallel versions of your life, you'll go mad!ö
ôSo... the whole death option is pretty much off the table now, yeah?ö
Chronos laughed the most diabolical laugh he could manage, deciding to shout out his final condemnation. ôKEITARO URASHIMA, I PLACE A CURSE UPON YOUR HOUSE. LET THERE BE NO QUESTION THAT YOU NOR THOSE CLOSE TO YOU SHALL BE FREE OF THIS ENDLESS LOOP SO LONG AS I SEE FIT. BE VERY AFRAID, I KNOW A LOT OF WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO YOU! NOW FLY, YOU DAMNED SOUL!ö
In a brilliant flash of light, Keitaro woke in the bed he used to sleep in while living with his parents, feeling a profound sense of deja vu as his mother pounded on his door.
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For as long as he could remember, the Annex had always been a place that Keitaro Urashima was told to stay away from. It was boarded up and blocked from outside entrance, for it was said that powerful magic lingered there, and that these powers should be left to slumber undisturbed. For one misspoken oath or uttered phrase could very well damn a person for the rest of their life. Unforunately for Keitaro, fate seemed to go out of it's way to put him in precarious positions, and this is exactly how he wound up crashing through the roof of the Annex and through the floor of said building.
In the few seconds it took him to gain a grip on his surroundings, Keitaro noticed that he had a couple bits of splintered floorboard sticking into his back. Adding insult to injury, the air was thick with dust, and humid with a rather offputting sensation he couldn't put words to. He also noticed that the Annex seemed to sit on top of a damp cave, containing a pool of crystal clear water, above which floated a large glowing orb. Pulling himself to his feet and adjusting his glasses, Keitaro managed to let out a apriciateive whistle. He took a step forward from the floor wreckage and was met with a literal wall of sound.
ôWHO DARES TRESSPASS HERE?ö declared a loud, booming voice.
Keitaro stuttered. ôWh... what?ö
ôWHO HERE DEFILES THIS SACRED REALM?ö
ôSacred realm?ö
ôOH WELL, NO NEED TO TELL ME YOUR NAME, COMPLETELY IGNORE THE QUESTION, I CAN READ MINDS ANYWAY. SO KNOW THIS WELL, KEITARO URASHIMA, THIS PLACE SHALL BECOME YOUR GRAVE!ö
Keitaro screamed, and had this not been a scared and magical place, his girly shrieks would have carried out among the mountains of Japan. ôI DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!ö
ôSHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU DISTURBED ME THEN, YOU ABYSMAL LITTLE SHIT. THOUGH KUDOS, I HAVEN'T HAD A TRUE VIRGIN SACRAFICE IN SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS.ö
ôOh come on! Knowing that you can't possibly kill me!ö
ôODD PLACE FOR YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT DO. I'M NOT THE ONE THAT CRASHED THROUGH A PERFECTLY GOOD ROOF AND DISTURBED THE LORD AEON, MASTER OF ETERNAL TIME!ö
Keitaro sighed, it wasn't every day that he pissed off an actual diety. He knew full well that it didn't do well to piss off the loud booming voice proclaiming to be the Master of Eternal Time, cleverly manifested as a giant glowing orb. Knowing his fate as mosty sealed, he sighed again. ôCan I be granted a final request that you stop yelling in my final moments? If there is an afterlife, I don't want to remember my final seconds of life as a deafening roar.ö
The voice sighed, which was sort of like a gust of air that didn't move the air in the slightest. ôWell, I suppose that can be arranged. You do only die once, maybe twice. Should be a memorable experience.ö With a small flash of light, an elderly male figured appeared, clad in a toga with a long glowing beard flowing off his chin. ôMy name is Chronos, I am the God of Time.ö
ôI thought you said you were Aeon, Master of Eternal Time.ö
ôSame thing, you twit.ö Chronos scowled. ôDifferent names to different people, it's one of the perks of being a God.ö he cleared his throat. ôAnyhoo. In all honesty I do feel kind of bad about having to kill you, but at the same time, I've got to. You've wrecked this jaunty little condo of mine and that demands a swift action.ö
Lacking the overall courage to fight fate, Keitaro lifted his head up so his eyes met Chronos'. ôMight as well get this over with. Can't fight it at this point.ö
ôWhat? à that's it? No pleas for forgiveness, you aren't going to beg for your life?ö
Keitaro shook his head. ôNot going to help much, is it?ö
ôNo! Of course not, but you are taking all of the fun out of this divine punishment! For God's Sake man, what did you think this is? For your benefit? No, I think I've just spared your life. I'm going to give you something far worse.ö
ôWorse? What could possibly be worse than death?ö
ôYou shall be cursed to relive the same life over and over again. No mortal is meant to know the manner of the interconnectivity of the Universe. Once you see parallel versions of your life, you'll go mad!ö
ôSo... the whole death option is pretty much off the table now, yeah?ö
Chronos laughed the most diabolical laugh he could manage, deciding to shout out his final condemnation. ôKEITARO URASHIMA, I PLACE A CURSE UPON YOUR HOUSE. LET THERE BE NO QUESTION THAT YOU NOR THOSE CLOSE TO YOU SHALL BE FREE OF THIS ENDLESS LOOP SO LONG AS I SEE FIT. BE VERY AFRAID, I KNOW A LOT OF WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO YOU! NOW FLY, YOU DAMNED SOUL!ö
In a brilliant flash of light, Keitaro woke in the bed he used to sleep in while living with his parents, feeling a profound sense of deja vu as his mother pounded on his door.
Here's another one...
Keitaro smiled as he gazed at the Hinata-sou through his military-grade binoculars and kept the laser targeting sight on the building.
A few seconds later a missile crashed into the inn-turned-dormitory and a monstrous detonation erupted followed by a mushroom cloud hanging over the air.
"Yep, worth every penny!" he commented as the nuclear bunker buster made short work out of those unfortunate enough to be close to the blast.
Joining ExOps and being mentored by Mattias Nilsson maybe wasn't such a good idea, but what the heck! The time loop would return everything to what it was before.
Keitaro smiled as he gazed at the Hinata-sou through his military-grade binoculars and kept the laser targeting sight on the building.
A few seconds later a missile crashed into the inn-turned-dormitory and a monstrous detonation erupted followed by a mushroom cloud hanging over the air.
"Yep, worth every penny!" he commented as the nuclear bunker buster made short work out of those unfortunate enough to be close to the blast.
Joining ExOps and being mentored by Mattias Nilsson maybe wasn't such a good idea, but what the heck! The time loop would return everything to what it was before.
Well, I do have some fond memories from playing the game Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction, and I was inspired by the overkill trailers of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames
<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyCgTMcgFEE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyCgTMcgFEE[/url]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRnW663l8g8
There are shorter ones than mine? :blink: I think I need to work on that.
<a href='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyCgTMcgFEE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyCgTMcgFEE[/url]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRnW663l8g8
There are shorter ones than mine? :blink: I think I need to work on that.
Actually I was being mostly sarcastic as usual. :sweat2:
A single paragraph? Now that's something. :huh!:
Let's try my hand at a loop again, shall we...
There are some things you should never ask, completely taboo to utter. But being stuck in a time loop had given him time to think about things.
"Have you ever tried antidepressants?" He once had recommended to Narusegawa, resulting in him getting a foot up his privates and his jaw dislocated.
"Ever considered a sex change?" He also once remarked to Motoko-chan, ending with him carjacking Seta's van in order to escape with his life.
"Why haven't you been deported out of the country yet?" Keitaro once said as Su-chan was re-enacting the laser death trap scene from Goldfinger...
"Why don't you get a proper job, you bum!" Kitsune was taken aback by that answer, but later took revenge by cooking up a wild story of him molesting her to Motoko and Naru.
"You really are a cold-hearted witch, you know that?!" Haruka Urashima hadn't taken kindly to her relative's harsh words and had pulled out a gun.
"It says here that your driving permit's expired six months ago." Keitaro said to Seta as they sped to another scatterbrained adventure, resulting in the archaeologist not paying too much attention to where they were going and hit the front of bullet train head on.
"They're just dying to meet you, Sarah-chan!" he had said as he threw the tied-up Sarah MacDougal into a fish tank filled with hammerhead sharks. He got the death penalty for that.
It made him happy about time resetting itself...
A single paragraph? Now that's something. :huh!:
Let's try my hand at a loop again, shall we...
There are some things you should never ask, completely taboo to utter. But being stuck in a time loop had given him time to think about things.
"Have you ever tried antidepressants?" He once had recommended to Narusegawa, resulting in him getting a foot up his privates and his jaw dislocated.
"Ever considered a sex change?" He also once remarked to Motoko-chan, ending with him carjacking Seta's van in order to escape with his life.
"Why haven't you been deported out of the country yet?" Keitaro once said as Su-chan was re-enacting the laser death trap scene from Goldfinger...
"Why don't you get a proper job, you bum!" Kitsune was taken aback by that answer, but later took revenge by cooking up a wild story of him molesting her to Motoko and Naru.
"You really are a cold-hearted witch, you know that?!" Haruka Urashima hadn't taken kindly to her relative's harsh words and had pulled out a gun.
"It says here that your driving permit's expired six months ago." Keitaro said to Seta as they sped to another scatterbrained adventure, resulting in the archaeologist not paying too much attention to where they were going and hit the front of bullet train head on.
"They're just dying to meet you, Sarah-chan!" he had said as he threw the tied-up Sarah MacDougal into a fish tank filled with hammerhead sharks. He got the death penalty for that.
It made him happy about time resetting itself...
I know. :evil2:
I think I've come up with another one.
"Full speed, ahead!" Keitaro ordered the driver.
"Yes, sir" the driver responded.
"Is the gun ready to fire?" he questioned the gunner.
"HEAT round is loaded, sir!" the gunner replied.
"Good, 'cause the target's in sight!" he stated as he peered through the periscope. Funny how being stuck in a time loop would lead to experimentation on how much havoc he could create.
The faculty and students of Tokyo University never knew what hit them as a T-72 main battle tank covered with anarchist symbols opened fire with its 125 mm tank gun upon the building while it's co-axial machine gun spewed leaden death.
(I always wanted to try being a radical anarchist.) Keitaro thought.
I think I've come up with another one.
"Full speed, ahead!" Keitaro ordered the driver.
"Yes, sir" the driver responded.
"Is the gun ready to fire?" he questioned the gunner.
"HEAT round is loaded, sir!" the gunner replied.
"Good, 'cause the target's in sight!" he stated as he peered through the periscope. Funny how being stuck in a time loop would lead to experimentation on how much havoc he could create.
The faculty and students of Tokyo University never knew what hit them as a T-72 main battle tank covered with anarchist symbols opened fire with its 125 mm tank gun upon the building while it's co-axial machine gun spewed leaden death.
(I always wanted to try being a radical anarchist.) Keitaro thought.
No doubt, Keitaro's got a LOT of anger issues.
On the other hand, that many loops, he'd know the women well enough to know what they needed.
For instance...
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"You sick, perverted disgusting excuse for a-MMPH!"
Keitaro decided to cut through Motoko's pre-sword slash rant and cut to the chase, burying his tongue deep down her throat and holding her close to him.
All right, a little grip on her ass, take her breath away with my kiss... And...
"Mmngh! MMMNGH! HNNGH!" Motoko began to struggle, but her attacks were weakened by her insecurities and repressed sexuality being given a chance to come out.
His hands ran over every one of her sensitive spots, filling her lithe body with arousal and warmth.
"Mwah..." Keitaro broke the kiss and nuzzled Motoko.
"Y-You pervert," she gasped as he pushed her against the wall and began to loosen her clothing.
"Look who's talking," he growled in just the tone he knew would make her knees shake.
"N-No, stop," she tried, struggles weakening even further. "I-I... Ahhh...! This is...!"
"If it is... Then stop me," Keitaro said, looking right into her eyes. His fingers hit just the right spots on her lower back, dragging out a gasp.
"St-Stop... Stop, I... Why?" She managed.
"Because... It's something you need," he said softly, pulling her into another kiss.
She still struggled... But it died ever so slowly until she began to actively return his affections.
In the aftermath, he held her close to him as they laid together in her bed, his face buried in her hair.
"Hnnn..." She sighed softly.
"Still think I'm a pervert?" He asked softly. Motoko moaned as he did something with his fingers.
"Y-Yes... And a... A scoundrel..."
"Scoundrel huh? I like that..." He turned her over and caressed her cheek, enjoying her cute blush.
"It fits you well," she returned softly. Keitaro smirked, and kissed her deeply.
So far, this loop was looking to shape up really well...
- - - - -
"K-Keitaro!" Naru snarled.
"S-Sempai!" Shinobu cried, looking betrayed.
"Woah..." Kitsune mumbled, her eyes actually open.
"Wow... Mo-chan got laid!" Su enthused.
Keitaro sighed. Like with so many things, Motoko had taken something, and gone way, way too far with it.
Though he had to admit... He liked the sight of her only wearing an apron. And her going down on him as he ate.
It'd just be nice if she hadn't done that when everyone else was there...
On the other hand, that many loops, he'd know the women well enough to know what they needed.
For instance...
- - - - - - -
"You sick, perverted disgusting excuse for a-MMPH!"
Keitaro decided to cut through Motoko's pre-sword slash rant and cut to the chase, burying his tongue deep down her throat and holding her close to him.
All right, a little grip on her ass, take her breath away with my kiss... And...
"Mmngh! MMMNGH! HNNGH!" Motoko began to struggle, but her attacks were weakened by her insecurities and repressed sexuality being given a chance to come out.
His hands ran over every one of her sensitive spots, filling her lithe body with arousal and warmth.
"Mwah..." Keitaro broke the kiss and nuzzled Motoko.
"Y-You pervert," she gasped as he pushed her against the wall and began to loosen her clothing.
"Look who's talking," he growled in just the tone he knew would make her knees shake.
"N-No, stop," she tried, struggles weakening even further. "I-I... Ahhh...! This is...!"
"If it is... Then stop me," Keitaro said, looking right into her eyes. His fingers hit just the right spots on her lower back, dragging out a gasp.
"St-Stop... Stop, I... Why?" She managed.
"Because... It's something you need," he said softly, pulling her into another kiss.
She still struggled... But it died ever so slowly until she began to actively return his affections.
In the aftermath, he held her close to him as they laid together in her bed, his face buried in her hair.
"Hnnn..." She sighed softly.
"Still think I'm a pervert?" He asked softly. Motoko moaned as he did something with his fingers.
"Y-Yes... And a... A scoundrel..."
"Scoundrel huh? I like that..." He turned her over and caressed her cheek, enjoying her cute blush.
"It fits you well," she returned softly. Keitaro smirked, and kissed her deeply.
So far, this loop was looking to shape up really well...
- - - - -
"K-Keitaro!" Naru snarled.
"S-Sempai!" Shinobu cried, looking betrayed.
"Woah..." Kitsune mumbled, her eyes actually open.
"Wow... Mo-chan got laid!" Su enthused.
Keitaro sighed. Like with so many things, Motoko had taken something, and gone way, way too far with it.
Though he had to admit... He liked the sight of her only wearing an apron. And her going down on him as he ate.
It'd just be nice if she hadn't done that when everyone else was there...