Mad Shipping

[paulo_j1983]

Little Johnny Storm learnt not to piss off the bad girls he has dated when a skull ex-girlfriend torches his beloved motorcycle.

Sue Storm/Mr Freeze

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Sue Storm/Mr Freeze

Victor's devotion to Nora prevents anything romantic occuring, but Sue does manage to chip some of the ice off his frozen heart.

Rachel "Raven" Roth / Wanda "Scarlet Witch" Maximoff

 

[jaredstar]

Rachel "Raven" Roth / Wanda "Scarlet Witch" Maximoff

Despite neither having any real experience as lesbians, Both found themselves attracted to each other. Both look back and laugh at Captain Americas reaction when Wanda introduces Raven to the Avengers.


Blue Beetle (Jaime Reyes)/ <a href='http://marvel.wikia.com/Galacta_(Earth-616)' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Galacta</a>

 

[paulo_j1983]

When her father found out who gave her the 'cosmic tapeworm parasite' he put a siege on Earth until the Justice League and the Fantastic Four 'convinced' Jaime to marry her.

Multiple Man (Jaime Madrox)/Wonder Woman

 

[ttestagr]

Jaime asks her for a date, followed by Jaime asking her for a date, after which Jaime asks her for a date...

When Jaime finally comes along and asks her out, she finally says yes just to stop the parade.


Phoenix/Martian Manhunter.

 

[paulo_j1983]

And now for a really out there one:

Negi Springfield/Zatanna

Zatanna is confused about why so many women seem to 'like' Negi, At least until, due to some accidental aging magic, she see's what he looks like in a couple of years...


Spider-man (ultimate version)/Empowered

The resulting catfight between between batgirl, supergirl and empowered becomes the highest grossing porn ever to grace the porn industry. It's is only due to an agreement between the three and old flames Felicia Hardy and Mary Jane Watson to share him that peace reigned and Peter crowned the God - Emperor by Booster Gold, The Flash, Blue Beetle and Green Arrow.

Hellboy/Amara Aquilla (Magma)

 

[byakuryuu]

Hellboy/Amara Aquilla (Magma)

Chez Deen refuses entry to both of them because of the disastrous superpowered dates that had taken place by all the previous random couplings. This results in a tribunal against the Maitre d' which, somehow, the Scooby Gang is involved in.

Sue Storm / Dick Grayson

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Sue Storm / Dick Grayson

Sue unleashes all of her sexual frustration, which thanks to the fact Reed has been concerned with SCIENCE and being a douchebag for the last few years (Civil War), is high enough that Dick ends up in the hospital for a week.

He's got a smile the whole time though. Starfire and Barb become immensely resentful. MILFs of both universes start "Hotwing.com" in an effort to snag the former Boy Wonder for their own.

Jubilation "Jubilee" Lee x Damian Wayne

 

[Meinos Kaen]

Jubilation "Jubilee" Lee x Damian Wayne

He meets yet another person able to get under his skin, and Jubelee reveals in the fact. He will never admit he likes the 'fireworks' trick.


Jason Todd (Red Hood)/Ravager (Rose Wilson)

Talk about daddy issues...

 

[byakuryuu]

Jason Todd (Red Hood)/Ravager (Rose Wilson)

Talk about daddy issues...

The date does not quite finish the way Jason intended it to. Instead, he has a sniffling older brother under their restaurant table begging him to not say a word, a horde of rather fetching females charging down the neighbourhood in hunting gear.

Jason's an arsehole, but he knows when a man needs to back up the other. Ravager thinks it's sweet, even if the Red Hood does get his butt handed to him by a plethora of Nightwing-lusting Amazons.

Batman begins to wonder whether or not he should retire to a ranch in Kansas.

Amadeus Cho x Huntress