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Estrecca

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#28
jaredstar said:
i don't get what 4chan has to do with shadowcat
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Khaji Da is the sentient artifact best known as the Blue Beetle Scarab, which can transform parts of the armor it provides Jaime into hammerspace superweapons.

Hint: Tentacles.
 
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Andrew Joshua Talon

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#29
#29
Estrecca said:
Wonder Woman/Moondragon
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The two will bond over dying and coming back to life, turning evil and going good again, and end up having the hottest, most intimate sex imaginable between a bald psychic woman and a six foot nine Amazon princess.

And when the Flash tries to catch it on video he will nearly enter the Speed Force trying to escape both women. They do manage to catch up with him at Dinah and Cap's wedding, which provides much entertainment to several attendees who were hoping for a good fight.

Afterwards, they break up amicably as Moondragon is still hung up over Phyla-Vell.

Next up: She-Hulk/Tim Drake
 
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grant

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#30
They have a nice dinner but admit that if they want to take to the next level without crushed ribs they'd better carefully research how to safely have sex first. She also offers some free advice about potential legal and institutional issues concerning the Batman inc.
 
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Legendary Legacy

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#31
Since grant didn't give a new pair, how about:

Booster Gold/Rachel Summers-Grey

Or alternately:

Deadpool/Giganta
 
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jaredstar

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#32
Deadpool/Giganta
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Deadpool develops Macrophilia and comes up with what he calls deadpooling


batgirl ( Stephanie Brown) / Peter Parker (ultimate marvel version)
 
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paulo_j1983

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#33
#33
jaredstar said:
Deadpool/Giganta
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Deadpool develops Macrophilia and comes up with what he calls deadpooling


batgirl ( Stephanie Brown) / Peter Parker (ultimate marvel version)
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The catfight between batgirl and supergirl becomes a legend.

Competent!Mr. Action Jimmy Olsen/Natasha Romanov
 
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sworded

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#35
After dinner, Natasha completes her assignment and confirms that this Olsen is in fact a LMD imposter that is being used to gather information on Superman by replacing 'His Friend Jimmy Olson'.

Lobo and Deathbird
 
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Andrew Joshua Talon

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#36
sworded said:
After dinner, Natasha completes her assignment and confirms that this Olsen is in fact a LMD imposter that is being used to gather information on Superman by replacing 'His Friend Jimmy Olson'.

Lobo and Deathbird
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Lots of fragging for all.

Ra's Al Ghul and Storm of the X-Men.
 
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paulo_j1983

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#37
Mutants are included in the Bill Of Rights after Ra's Al Ghul has a "word" with the president and hints at the fact that he trained the goddamn Batman.

Silver Age! Jimmy Olson/Squirrel Girl
 
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sworded

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#38
paulo_j1983 said:
Mutants are included in the Bill Of Rights after Ra's Al Ghul has a "word" with the president and hints at the fact that he trained the goddamn Batman.

Silver Age! Jimmy Olson/Squirrel Girl
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Their date is interupted when a collection of all the superpowered ultra vilians who have been defeated off-panel by SG, appear all at once on panel and Ultimate Nullify the bitch. Olson is left to stare blankly at the crator that is the last remaining marker of her existence while everyone else goes to the victory party to have punch and pie.

Ultimate Thor after he recovered from the binding sealing his anger/Mary Marvel
 
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jaredstar

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#39
#39
Ultimate Thor after he recovered from the binding sealing his anger/Mary Marvel
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Billy has a long "talk" with Thor about the issue. Consequently the Sahara has a half mile deep crater now.

Tim Drake/ Ultimate Jean Grey
 
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Andrew Joshua Talon

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#40
jaredstar said:
Tim Drake/ Ultimate Jean Grey
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Their sheer insufferable-ness turns them both sterile, much to Stephanie Brown's, Cassandra Cain's, Wolverine's and Scott Summers' amusement. Those four subsequently go out for pizza, where Cass breaks Ult. Logan's various joints when he tries to get into Stephanie's pants.

Silver Age Lois Lane/The Sentry (At his most crazy)
 
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paulo_j1983

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#41
Silver Age Superman and Batshit Crazy Sentry end up destroying the Earth after fighting for Lois.

Bad end for everybody.

Wonder Woman/Hercules
 
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MTing

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#42
#42
paulo_j1983 said:
Wonder Woman/Hercules
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Wonder Woman ambushes Hercules with the entire Amazon tribe for their past enslavement.

Beast Boy/ Wolfsbane (Rahne Sinclair)
 
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zeebee1

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#43
#43
Crack pairings don't have to have crack answers. I want to see the real answer, not your irrational hatred.
 
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paulo_j1983

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#44
#44
MTing said:
paulo_j1983 said:
Wonder Woman/Hercules
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Wonder Woman ambushes Hercules with the entire Amazon tribe for their past enslavement.

Beast Boy/ Wolfsbane (Rahne Sinclair)
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Dude, this is Marvel's Hercules. The one who loves a good fight but is mostly a good guy.
 
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David Alan Abramczyk

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#45
#45
Beast Boy/ Wolfsbane (Rahne Sinclair)

The two bond over issues of how to keep their hair shiny and smooth.



And now for a really out there one:

Negi Springfield/Zatanna
 
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Aegis

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#46
#46
David Alan Abramczyk said:
Beast Boy/ Wolfsbane (Rahne Sinclair)

The two bond over issues of how to keep their hair shiny and smooth.



And now for a really out there one:

Negi Springfield/Zatanna
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Zatanna gets arrested
 
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ThySelf

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#47
#47
David Alan Abramczyk said:
And now for a really out there one:

Negi Springfield/Zatanna
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Zatanna is confused about why so many women seem to 'like' Negi, At least until, due to some accidental aging magic, she see's what he looks like in a couple of years...


Spider-man (ultimate version)/Empowered
 
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DhampyrX2

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#48
#48
paulo_j1983 said:
MTing said:
paulo_j1983 said:
Wonder Woman/Hercules
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Wonder Woman ambushes Hercules with the entire Amazon tribe for their past enslavement.

Beast Boy/ Wolfsbane (Rahne Sinclair)
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Dude, this is Marvel's Hercules. The one who loves a good fight but is mostly a good guy.
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The relationship starts with a fight until Wonder Woman realizes this isn't her native Herc and they discuss what took place between the DC version and the Amazons. Marvel Herc flips and heads out to kick his DC counterpart's ass to Diana's amuzement. He then drops his DC version off in Thymiscira to face Judgement at the hands of those he wronged.

Hippolyta, Donna, and Artermis all approve of Diana seeing the Marvel Hercules as they take turns kicking the crap out of the DC version. (Much to Diana's protests that they are not dating.)


Kyle Rayner/Tabitha Smith - Meltdown
 
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jaredstar

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#49
#49
Kyle Rayner/Tabitha Smith - Meltdown
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Things go well for the first year or so until her forgets her birthday, After which she voices her displeasure by leaving one of her bombs in his toilet.


Johnny Storm/ Ms Martian
 
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