Harry Potter Magical Musings and Spellbound Snippets
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And here, is the Jinx version...
[quote="Potter']�TITANS, GO!�
The call went out as the famous Teen Titans engaged the infamous Hive Five, and their battle began. The Five had gone for a simple target this time, no matter how clich�, a bank, despite currently being down a staple member, not that the titans took time to notice as they were busy, Starfire fighting star-bolt to eye-beam against See-more while Raven tried to nail down Kid Wykkd, who was teleporting himself around while also using his powers to fling random things from appliances to full size sedans at her. Nearby, the diminutive genius Gizmo was matching tech against Cyborg while his opposite Mammoth was trying to best the shape-shifting Beast Boy with sheer brute force. Finally, Billy Numerous was attempting to overwhelm Robin, the boy wonder, with superior numbers. The Hive was trying to keep the Titans separated so the heroes couldn�t help each other, but they were still losing ground. If the Hive didn�t bolt soon, they probably end up back in the slammer. As this thought crossed Gizmo and Wykkyd�s minds, they were saved by a bolt from the blue�
Or rather, a bolt from a shadowed alley�
It was a pink bolt, followed by a small crack. While the crack sound alerted its target, it was too late for Raven to block and the pink light struck her in the side and she immediately fell to the ground on her hands and knees, she began shaking as if in pain, but before her friends could even call out to her, something happened that stopped both sides of the fight-
Raven started laughing. It started out as a barely restrained giggle, but in seconds it was a deep belly laugh that left her gasping for breath a little and completely unable to focus her powers. Starfire tried to aid her friend, when another crack sound near her, there was a sickly-green flash as she fell to the ground, suddenly feeling very weak and ill, and nearly ready to lose her lunch there in the street. The quick defeat of two of the five Titans gave some confidence to the Hive guys, but as See-more and Wykkyd moved to help their cohorts, there was another crack and a loud pair of thumps as the rhino that was Beast boy fell to the ground unconscious and Cyborg toppled over as well, his eyes and muffled voice meaning he was awake, but his arms and legs stuck at his sides, and the odd sparks from his body probably weren�t good for him either. This left Robin, in a small sea of Billy�s, now against the Hive Five and whoever had taken out his friends.
�Well, Billy, it seems we�ve got us a guardian angel out there.�
�It certainly does, Billy.� A pair of clones laughed as the others closed in.
�Give up, pitt-sniffer, it�s over,� Gizmo said, a bit loud to get over Raven continuing laughter.
Robin�s eyes narrowed, he had a very slim chance of winning, even slimmer since he was up against an unknown element along with the Hive Five. He readied his bo-staff and prepared to reach for some of his explosive disks when he heard the now telltale crack, and dodged just in time to avoid a red energy beam that splashed into the pavement. He fought of the Billy clones and managed to avoid two more of the energy blasts, but one finally hit him. It didn�t really hurt, only knocking back a little, but it blasted his staff away, as well as his other weapons, namely the ones on his utility belt, the belt that went flying, along with the staff, but then changed direction in mid-air and stopped not far from the group and hovered for a moment before a pair of people seemed to bleed into existence.
Both, a boy and a girl were about the same age and were dressed in matching colors, blacks and navy blues. The girl was easy to recognize, it was Jinx, the missing member of Hive, but the young man with her was new. In long pants and t-shirt with a dark blue vest with a pair of mirrored goggles over his eyes, the only thing about him that didn�t seem to match his companion was his messy black hair to her pink, and, for some reason, a chain wrapped around his left arm.
Robin watched as the new teen handed his bo-staff to Jinx, before holding the belt across his own waist, and looked up to Jinx expectantly.
�I don�t know, it�s really not your color,� she said, leaning nonchalantly the staff.
�Oh, come on,� The young man finally spoke, revealing a slight English accent, �you have to admit these things are wicked.�
Jinx sighed, �Boys and their toys,� she grabbed the belt and tossed it to Gizmo, �Hey, Gizmo, check that for traps and trackers before we leave.�
The half-pint caught the belt, but just barely, �W-w-what? Jinx, what the heck is goin� on? Who is this skazbag?�
�Gizmo, be nice, you-babe, you may want to cut back on Raven, I think she�s about to die laughing,� She told her companion, who waved his right hand and the dark Titan�s laughter died down, but she was still too tired from it to do much of anything but giggle as Jinx turned back to Gizmo, �Anyways, you should be nice to him, because A. he�s our new teammate,� she cut off any objection by continuing, �And B. I don�t want my new husband to have to beat you up.�
That brought a silence to the makeshift battlefield. Except for Raven�s giggling and Starfire finally losing the contents of three of her seven stomachs into a trashcan. The Hive were most surprised though, which became obvious very quickly�
�Your new what?!�
All the Hive members, including Jinx, turned to Wykkyd, who had just said the first words they had ever heard from him. Ever.
�My, uh,� Jinx said, caught off guard by the fact that Wykkyd only chose not to ever speak until now (that meant she owed Angel twenty bucks the next time she saw her).� She shook her head and put an arm around her apparent husband, �Right, this is my new hubby, everyone, meet Hex.� She saw the titans starting to recover some, Beast boy was coming around and Raven seemed to be getting back in control, �And we should probably take this party back to base. Grab whatever loot you�ve got and get over here.�
However, during the Hive�s interaction, Robin had managed to grab the duffle bags the money was in and get it away from the numerous Billy�s.
�Hey!� One Billy yelled, �We stole that fair and square.�
�Billy,� Jinx sighed, �Just re-fuse and get over here.�
�B-but the money!� Mammoth groaned.
Jinx shook her head and nodded to Hex, who raised his right hand. Instantly, the bag shot out of Robin�s hand and into his, before he cast out his chain, which seemed to elongate and wrap around the Hive five, before hooking an arm around Jinx and giving the only standing Titan an almost mockingly cheery smile. A moment later, the Hive was gone, disappeared along with the money and their new, more dangerous member.[/quote]
I know, Hex isn't really an original villain name for Harry, but it fit (Jinx and Hex seems like a cool team).
The start seems a bit off, even to me, but I did my best. I'll have to think of a good reason for Harry to willingly become a villain, so this will probably become AU.
And, if anyone asks the reason, the chain was a portkey. And I'm not sure if I'll have Hex going wandless, or if it's just hidden up his sleeve casting (I'm surprised that wasn't done in canon).
[quote="Potter']�TITANS, GO!�
The call went out as the famous Teen Titans engaged the infamous Hive Five, and their battle began. The Five had gone for a simple target this time, no matter how clich�, a bank, despite currently being down a staple member, not that the titans took time to notice as they were busy, Starfire fighting star-bolt to eye-beam against See-more while Raven tried to nail down Kid Wykkd, who was teleporting himself around while also using his powers to fling random things from appliances to full size sedans at her. Nearby, the diminutive genius Gizmo was matching tech against Cyborg while his opposite Mammoth was trying to best the shape-shifting Beast Boy with sheer brute force. Finally, Billy Numerous was attempting to overwhelm Robin, the boy wonder, with superior numbers. The Hive was trying to keep the Titans separated so the heroes couldn�t help each other, but they were still losing ground. If the Hive didn�t bolt soon, they probably end up back in the slammer. As this thought crossed Gizmo and Wykkyd�s minds, they were saved by a bolt from the blue�
Or rather, a bolt from a shadowed alley�
It was a pink bolt, followed by a small crack. While the crack sound alerted its target, it was too late for Raven to block and the pink light struck her in the side and she immediately fell to the ground on her hands and knees, she began shaking as if in pain, but before her friends could even call out to her, something happened that stopped both sides of the fight-
Raven started laughing. It started out as a barely restrained giggle, but in seconds it was a deep belly laugh that left her gasping for breath a little and completely unable to focus her powers. Starfire tried to aid her friend, when another crack sound near her, there was a sickly-green flash as she fell to the ground, suddenly feeling very weak and ill, and nearly ready to lose her lunch there in the street. The quick defeat of two of the five Titans gave some confidence to the Hive guys, but as See-more and Wykkyd moved to help their cohorts, there was another crack and a loud pair of thumps as the rhino that was Beast boy fell to the ground unconscious and Cyborg toppled over as well, his eyes and muffled voice meaning he was awake, but his arms and legs stuck at his sides, and the odd sparks from his body probably weren�t good for him either. This left Robin, in a small sea of Billy�s, now against the Hive Five and whoever had taken out his friends.
�Well, Billy, it seems we�ve got us a guardian angel out there.�
�It certainly does, Billy.� A pair of clones laughed as the others closed in.
�Give up, pitt-sniffer, it�s over,� Gizmo said, a bit loud to get over Raven continuing laughter.
Robin�s eyes narrowed, he had a very slim chance of winning, even slimmer since he was up against an unknown element along with the Hive Five. He readied his bo-staff and prepared to reach for some of his explosive disks when he heard the now telltale crack, and dodged just in time to avoid a red energy beam that splashed into the pavement. He fought of the Billy clones and managed to avoid two more of the energy blasts, but one finally hit him. It didn�t really hurt, only knocking back a little, but it blasted his staff away, as well as his other weapons, namely the ones on his utility belt, the belt that went flying, along with the staff, but then changed direction in mid-air and stopped not far from the group and hovered for a moment before a pair of people seemed to bleed into existence.
Both, a boy and a girl were about the same age and were dressed in matching colors, blacks and navy blues. The girl was easy to recognize, it was Jinx, the missing member of Hive, but the young man with her was new. In long pants and t-shirt with a dark blue vest with a pair of mirrored goggles over his eyes, the only thing about him that didn�t seem to match his companion was his messy black hair to her pink, and, for some reason, a chain wrapped around his left arm.
Robin watched as the new teen handed his bo-staff to Jinx, before holding the belt across his own waist, and looked up to Jinx expectantly.
�I don�t know, it�s really not your color,� she said, leaning nonchalantly the staff.
�Oh, come on,� The young man finally spoke, revealing a slight English accent, �you have to admit these things are wicked.�
Jinx sighed, �Boys and their toys,� she grabbed the belt and tossed it to Gizmo, �Hey, Gizmo, check that for traps and trackers before we leave.�
The half-pint caught the belt, but just barely, �W-w-what? Jinx, what the heck is goin� on? Who is this skazbag?�
�Gizmo, be nice, you-babe, you may want to cut back on Raven, I think she�s about to die laughing,� She told her companion, who waved his right hand and the dark Titan�s laughter died down, but she was still too tired from it to do much of anything but giggle as Jinx turned back to Gizmo, �Anyways, you should be nice to him, because A. he�s our new teammate,� she cut off any objection by continuing, �And B. I don�t want my new husband to have to beat you up.�
That brought a silence to the makeshift battlefield. Except for Raven�s giggling and Starfire finally losing the contents of three of her seven stomachs into a trashcan. The Hive were most surprised though, which became obvious very quickly�
�Your new what?!�
All the Hive members, including Jinx, turned to Wykkyd, who had just said the first words they had ever heard from him. Ever.
�My, uh,� Jinx said, caught off guard by the fact that Wykkyd only chose not to ever speak until now (that meant she owed Angel twenty bucks the next time she saw her).� She shook her head and put an arm around her apparent husband, �Right, this is my new hubby, everyone, meet Hex.� She saw the titans starting to recover some, Beast boy was coming around and Raven seemed to be getting back in control, �And we should probably take this party back to base. Grab whatever loot you�ve got and get over here.�
However, during the Hive�s interaction, Robin had managed to grab the duffle bags the money was in and get it away from the numerous Billy�s.
�Hey!� One Billy yelled, �We stole that fair and square.�
�Billy,� Jinx sighed, �Just re-fuse and get over here.�
�B-but the money!� Mammoth groaned.
Jinx shook her head and nodded to Hex, who raised his right hand. Instantly, the bag shot out of Robin�s hand and into his, before he cast out his chain, which seemed to elongate and wrap around the Hive five, before hooking an arm around Jinx and giving the only standing Titan an almost mockingly cheery smile. A moment later, the Hive was gone, disappeared along with the money and their new, more dangerous member.[/quote]
I know, Hex isn't really an original villain name for Harry, but it fit (Jinx and Hex seems like a cool team).
The start seems a bit off, even to me, but I did my best. I'll have to think of a good reason for Harry to willingly become a villain, so this will probably become AU.
And, if anyone asks the reason, the chain was a portkey. And I'm not sure if I'll have Hex going wandless, or if it's just hidden up his sleeve casting (I'm surprised that wasn't done in canon).
New Idea, and I think the first crossover of it's kind...
[quote="Potter']The Order of the Phoenix had been on edge for two, almost three, months. Harry Potter had disappeared from his relatives place after only a couple days, and until recently they'd had no idea where he was, or even if he was alive. But then, a few days ago, Hedwig had shown up with a letter saying he'd be back on Monday, as if his sudden disappearance was no big deal. They had expected him to floo in, so it was a surprise when there was a knock at the door and the sounds of arguing. When it was opened, those present were surprised to find Harry arguing with a blond girl in a skirt and short top, and the one who knocked had been a dark haired girl in equally dark, gothic Lolita style clothing.
"May we come in?" She asked, getting Harry's attention.
"Oh, hey guys," he walked up and put an arm on the gothica�s shoulder, "Sorry about that, it seems the biggest slag in the world had to follow us here." Everyone was surprised at Harry's language, but more so when the blond yelled back.
"Hey, you fucking limey bastard, if you're gonna insult me, at least use a real fucking word."
Harry turned back to her, "It is a real fuckin� word, you bitch."
The blond surprised everyone by reaching under her skirt and pulling out a white muggle handgun with a bow on its end, "Call me a bitch again, asshole!"
Harry's wand came out of his sleeve as he pointed it at the blond, "Ugly, Bitchy SLAG!"
The two separated when a candy striped blade came between them, held by the gothic girl as she spoke in a monotone, "Harry, dear, you still have to introduce us and your friends."
Harry sighed, stowing his wand, which seemed to just automatically slide into his sleeve, "Alright, luv," He turned to those in the doorway, "Everyone, this is my girlfriend, Stocking Anarchy, and her sister," he added a cough that sounded suspiciously like 'whore', before finishing, "Panty." There was silence, well, except for the crickets, as the residents of Number twelve had no real idea what to say.
The first to recover was, of course, Dumbledore, �Well, Harry, it is good to have you back, and I�m sure you have quite a story for us, but-�
-Chuck, chuck, chuck-
The Order turned almost at once to see�a moving pile of luggage? No, there was a talking (if you could call it that) green, almost dog-like doll�thing, moving slowly.
�Oh, right, Chuck,� Harry remembered, �You can set those down. KREACHER!� Harry yelled, the house elf appearing at once and, honestly, looking scared as hell.
�M-m-master and Mistress called Kreacher?� The elf asked shakily.
�Yes, please take our things. Stocking and I will take the master bedroom, and give Panty an out of the way room for now,� Harry ordered and instantly the luggage, along with the elf, was gone so fast the Chuck almost bounced into the air from the weight removal. �Mrs. Weasley,� Harry cut off, seeing the woman about to speak, �I know what you�re about to say, and I don�t really care, me and Stocking have been sharing a room, and a bed, for over a month already.�
�Pff,� Panty scoffed, �You�ve been �sharing� more than that, they get loud as hell most of the time.�
Stocking and Harry turned to the blonde, ignoring some of the order�s scandalized looks, and deadpanned simultaneously, �Like you have any room to talk, bitch.�
�Um, yes, well,� Dumbledore stammered, everyone else still too shocked to speak, �Perhaps we should take this conversation inside.�
�Of course, Headmaster,� Harry said with a smile, hooking an arm with his gothic girl.
And, for the first time in a long time, Albus had the feeling he�d need a large bottle of fire-whiskey by the end of the day.[/quote]
[quote="Potter']The Order of the Phoenix had been on edge for two, almost three, months. Harry Potter had disappeared from his relatives place after only a couple days, and until recently they'd had no idea where he was, or even if he was alive. But then, a few days ago, Hedwig had shown up with a letter saying he'd be back on Monday, as if his sudden disappearance was no big deal. They had expected him to floo in, so it was a surprise when there was a knock at the door and the sounds of arguing. When it was opened, those present were surprised to find Harry arguing with a blond girl in a skirt and short top, and the one who knocked had been a dark haired girl in equally dark, gothic Lolita style clothing.
"May we come in?" She asked, getting Harry's attention.
"Oh, hey guys," he walked up and put an arm on the gothica�s shoulder, "Sorry about that, it seems the biggest slag in the world had to follow us here." Everyone was surprised at Harry's language, but more so when the blond yelled back.
"Hey, you fucking limey bastard, if you're gonna insult me, at least use a real fucking word."
Harry turned back to her, "It is a real fuckin� word, you bitch."
The blond surprised everyone by reaching under her skirt and pulling out a white muggle handgun with a bow on its end, "Call me a bitch again, asshole!"
Harry's wand came out of his sleeve as he pointed it at the blond, "Ugly, Bitchy SLAG!"
The two separated when a candy striped blade came between them, held by the gothic girl as she spoke in a monotone, "Harry, dear, you still have to introduce us and your friends."
Harry sighed, stowing his wand, which seemed to just automatically slide into his sleeve, "Alright, luv," He turned to those in the doorway, "Everyone, this is my girlfriend, Stocking Anarchy, and her sister," he added a cough that sounded suspiciously like 'whore', before finishing, "Panty." There was silence, well, except for the crickets, as the residents of Number twelve had no real idea what to say.
The first to recover was, of course, Dumbledore, �Well, Harry, it is good to have you back, and I�m sure you have quite a story for us, but-�
-Chuck, chuck, chuck-
The Order turned almost at once to see�a moving pile of luggage? No, there was a talking (if you could call it that) green, almost dog-like doll�thing, moving slowly.
�Oh, right, Chuck,� Harry remembered, �You can set those down. KREACHER!� Harry yelled, the house elf appearing at once and, honestly, looking scared as hell.
�M-m-master and Mistress called Kreacher?� The elf asked shakily.
�Yes, please take our things. Stocking and I will take the master bedroom, and give Panty an out of the way room for now,� Harry ordered and instantly the luggage, along with the elf, was gone so fast the Chuck almost bounced into the air from the weight removal. �Mrs. Weasley,� Harry cut off, seeing the woman about to speak, �I know what you�re about to say, and I don�t really care, me and Stocking have been sharing a room, and a bed, for over a month already.�
�Pff,� Panty scoffed, �You�ve been �sharing� more than that, they get loud as hell most of the time.�
Stocking and Harry turned to the blonde, ignoring some of the order�s scandalized looks, and deadpanned simultaneously, �Like you have any room to talk, bitch.�
�Um, yes, well,� Dumbledore stammered, everyone else still too shocked to speak, �Perhaps we should take this conversation inside.�
�Of course, Headmaster,� Harry said with a smile, hooking an arm with his gothic girl.
And, for the first time in a long time, Albus had the feeling he�d need a large bottle of fire-whiskey by the end of the day.[/quote]
What the hell was that X-overed with?
On a side note, since whitewhiskey did offer us a place to post different snippets, I will go ahead and do so.
Now, I wrote this over a year ago and posted this about around six months ago on my <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3759712/54/The_Archive_Rejects' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Archive Rejects, Chapter 54</a>.
On a side note, since whitewhiskey did offer us a place to post different snippets, I will go ahead and do so.
Now, I wrote this over a year ago and posted this about around six months ago on my <a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3759712/54/The_Archive_Rejects' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Archive Rejects, Chapter 54</a>.
Not bad, M2J. Although it took up 'till the Illusive Man showed up to know what it was (never played the game).
And my earlier crossover was Harry Potter with Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, from the same people who brought us Evangelion, Gurren Lagann and FLCL...
Now my mind is contemplating a HP/FLCL crossover
Anyway, Panty and Stocking are sister angels kicked out of Heaven for, um, un-Angel like behavior (Stocking is a sweet loving glutton with some slight masochistic tendencies and Panty is a slut who, literally, sleeps with damn near any guy she can). They live with a black, afro'd priest named Gaterbelt and fight evil ghosts (Panty with her 'holy panties' that turn into a gun and Stocking with her sword/stockings.) it's a funny series, although definitely not for the faint of heart or youngsters.
I was actually tempted to pair Harry with one of the demon sisters who appear half way through the first season.
And my earlier crossover was Harry Potter with Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, from the same people who brought us Evangelion, Gurren Lagann and FLCL...
Now my mind is contemplating a HP/FLCL crossover
Anyway, Panty and Stocking are sister angels kicked out of Heaven for, um, un-Angel like behavior (Stocking is a sweet loving glutton with some slight masochistic tendencies and Panty is a slut who, literally, sleeps with damn near any guy she can). They live with a black, afro'd priest named Gaterbelt and fight evil ghosts (Panty with her 'holy panties' that turn into a gun and Stocking with her sword/stockings.) it's a funny series, although definitely not for the faint of heart or youngsters.
I was actually tempted to pair Harry with one of the demon sisters who appear half way through the first season.
It is <a href='http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Beatrix' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Beatrix</a>, which I thought was obvious because 1. Used both white magic and swordplay (or for her, it's <a href='http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Seiken' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Seiken</a>) and 2. Because of the 'one Eye' thing, since Beatrix always had that metal eye patch on. Plus, unlike Steiner, she could use <a href='http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Thunder_Slash#Final_Fantasy_IX' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Thunder Slash</a> (which is what she hit the basilisk with), unlike Steiner, who <a href='http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Thunder_Slash_Glitch' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Missed damn near every time</a>.
I never much cared for Steiner. I didn't hate the guy (although, I do plan on portraying him poorly if I continue this), I just didn't much care to have him around when I didn't have to. Heck, I liked Lani better than Steiner, and she was an enemy (She had a cool weapon).
Beatrix, though, was awesome in my opinion and ties for my favorite FF character with <a href='http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Freya_Crescent' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Freya Crescent</a>, who will also be making an appearance by my plans. Beatrix kicked ass most of the time, even if you were winning the battle. She could take out a hundred knights and still be polite about it, if a little arrogant.