OK, this was spawned by a conversation with several people on AIM regarding the new Marvel Apes series. Sooo, we thought... what next? Marvel Ninja? Marvel Pirates?
Or both! Imagine this, an alternate reality where EVERYONE in Marvel is either a ninja or a pirate.
Some random thoughts:
--DREAD PIRATE DOOM
--NINJA MASTER MAGNETO
--Ninja Elektra vs. Pirate Elektra, just to confuse the hell out of everyone.
--Ninja Hulk, JUST TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE.
"HULK STEALTHILY CREEP AROUND AND SMASH PUNY PIRATE!"
"...someone explain to him what STEALTH means."
--Deadpool joining the pirates' side, even though everyone thinks he's a ninja. Why? To expressly confuse everybody, since he thinks the storyline is dumb. Or maybe just for the hell of it. It's Deadpool.
--Asspirate Summers, because we all know Cyclops is secretly gay. Even if he sleeps with women.
--NINJA JUGGERNAUT. Even more fucked up than Ninja Hulk.
--Wolverine becomes a cyborg ninja space pirate. Because.
--PIRATE GALACTUS. Arrr, let's plunder this world, me Herald mateys!
Or both! Imagine this, an alternate reality where EVERYONE in Marvel is either a ninja or a pirate.
Some random thoughts:
--DREAD PIRATE DOOM
--NINJA MASTER MAGNETO
--Ninja Elektra vs. Pirate Elektra, just to confuse the hell out of everyone.
--Ninja Hulk, JUST TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE.
"HULK STEALTHILY CREEP AROUND AND SMASH PUNY PIRATE!"
"...someone explain to him what STEALTH means."
--Deadpool joining the pirates' side, even though everyone thinks he's a ninja. Why? To expressly confuse everybody, since he thinks the storyline is dumb. Or maybe just for the hell of it. It's Deadpool.
--Asspirate Summers, because we all know Cyclops is secretly gay. Even if he sleeps with women.
--NINJA JUGGERNAUT. Even more fucked up than Ninja Hulk.
--Wolverine becomes a cyborg ninja space pirate. Because.
--PIRATE GALACTUS. Arrr, let's plunder this world, me Herald mateys!