The Collected Works so far as well as a new one I've tossed in for free.
Naruto-based challenge
- Thread starter akun50
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Understand that I've never seen the series, but the idea came to me, and I couldn't let it go. Please don't burn me too hard.
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Kakashi walked to the training ground, thinking over the Hokage's instructions in his mind. Training the Uchiha boy was essential, for the sake of the village. The fact that he had that good-natured but dimwitted Naruto Umuzaki in his team wouldn't help; the two boys were like fire and water... He stopped outside the training ground and moved to observe the group unobtrusively-
Kakashi gaped, open mouthed. "What the..." he said to himself.
Sasuke was dozing against a tree, surrounded by bottles of what looked like- he looked carefully and wrinkled his nose -yes, 'Yebisu'-brand lager, the cheap stuff. Half-spilled out on his lap was a takeout container of... vindaloo?
Looking over to the other boy, he blinked and felt a horrible sense of wrongness.
Naruto was no longer wearing that horrible orange jumpsuit, thank heaven. Instead, he was dressed in a pale shirt and trousers, with a sturdy leather jacket, and a tall, wide-brimmed hat in the same colour as the jacket.
On his belt, beside the rest of the tools of the ninja trade, was a coil of.. rope, maybe? Naruto suddenly grabbed it, and flicked it out.
"A bullwhip?" Kakashi muttered, as Naruto used it on a harmless looking creature on the ground.
"DAMNED SNAKE!" he shouted. Sasuke jumped up, obviously woken by the yell. The rest of the vindaloo flew up, and splattered over-
"SASUKE, YOU IDIOT!" *WHAM!*
The only expression to cross Kakashi's face was one of horror, as Sasuke was sent flying across the ground, and into a mercifully soft pile of earth, by a pink-haired lunatic in a turtleneck jumper and a skirt.
Slowly, Kakashi decided to crawl away, and get very, very drunk...
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This is my attempt at it, merely for laughs.
As for who was who:
Sasuke: Dave Lister, from Red Dwarf
Sakura: Naru Narusegawa, fromLove Hina
And
Naruto: Indiana Jones.
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Kakashi walked to the training ground, thinking over the Hokage's instructions in his mind. Training the Uchiha boy was essential, for the sake of the village. The fact that he had that good-natured but dimwitted Naruto Umuzaki in his team wouldn't help; the two boys were like fire and water... He stopped outside the training ground and moved to observe the group unobtrusively-
Kakashi gaped, open mouthed. "What the..." he said to himself.
Sasuke was dozing against a tree, surrounded by bottles of what looked like- he looked carefully and wrinkled his nose -yes, 'Yebisu'-brand lager, the cheap stuff. Half-spilled out on his lap was a takeout container of... vindaloo?
Looking over to the other boy, he blinked and felt a horrible sense of wrongness.
Naruto was no longer wearing that horrible orange jumpsuit, thank heaven. Instead, he was dressed in a pale shirt and trousers, with a sturdy leather jacket, and a tall, wide-brimmed hat in the same colour as the jacket.
On his belt, beside the rest of the tools of the ninja trade, was a coil of.. rope, maybe? Naruto suddenly grabbed it, and flicked it out.
"A bullwhip?" Kakashi muttered, as Naruto used it on a harmless looking creature on the ground.
"DAMNED SNAKE!" he shouted. Sasuke jumped up, obviously woken by the yell. The rest of the vindaloo flew up, and splattered over-
"SASUKE, YOU IDIOT!" *WHAM!*
The only expression to cross Kakashi's face was one of horror, as Sasuke was sent flying across the ground, and into a mercifully soft pile of earth, by a pink-haired lunatic in a turtleneck jumper and a skirt.
Slowly, Kakashi decided to crawl away, and get very, very drunk...
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This is my attempt at it, merely for laughs.
As for who was who:
Sasuke: Dave Lister, from Red Dwarf
Sakura: Naru Narusegawa, fromLove Hina
And
Naruto: Indiana Jones.
Kakashi had to wonder just how inadequate the Academy teachers that collected data on the graduating students really were as he laid eyes on his new team for the first time to administer their final Genin test.
First off was Uchiha Sasuke who was dressed unlike any Uchiha he had seen before. he had to admit that at first glance the traveler's clothes and wide belt seemed oddly fitting for the last loyal Uchiha. Even the sword at Sasuke's side (and favoring a weapon like that was something that should have been in the reports but was not) looked natural. Still Kakashi had to admit something really unnerved him about the wide-brimmed straw hat pulled down to hide Sasuke's eyes from the casual observer.
Standing comfortably beside Sasuke, something else that was contradicted the reports Kakashi had seen, was what he assumed to be Uzumaki Naruto. Although only the blond hair and telltale whisker marks identified the boy as the son of Kakashi's sensei. For one thing the hair was much longer than it was in the reports Kakashi had seen and seemed to be tamed into a long braided ponytail with three gold rings keeping it in place. The clothing was another glaring change got the jinchuuriki. Gone was the orange jumpsuit that had all but become Naruto's trademark in the eyes of the village. In its place were a pair of green pants. In place of a shirt Naruto had a pair of metal shoulder guards along with two wide strips of maroon cloth that criss-crossed over his chest and back only to meet at what looked like a wide metal belt. The outfit was finished with spiked wrist and shin bracers trimmed to match the shoulder guards.
Finally, almost in desperation, Kakashi turned his gaze to the pink-haired bookworm of the team only to be shocked and dismayed again. Haruno Sakura was not dressed in the typical red dress she was reported to prefer. Instead she was dressed in sensible black shinobi pants, a light gray sleeveless gi top, and a green long sleeved coat combination that made her look line a miniature version of Tsunade of the Sannin. The fact the girl had her hair done up into a pair of Tsunade-like pigtails completed the image. Well, she was reported to be a fangirl. It was just supposed to be a Sasuke fangirl. Who knew she was a closet Tsunade fan? Kakashi thought as he introduced himself to the Genin.
He was less than pleased to see that they ignored him as Sakura tried to talk her teammates into having a drink with her and hitting a couple of casinos.
Finally, after several more attempts to get the trio's attention the elite Jounin managed to explain the rules of the final Genin exam to the three. "Now remember, come at me with intent to kill. That's the only way you can get the bells," he said as he looked the three kids he was saddled with until they failed the test over one last time. "Begin!"
He was rather shocked when instead of running off to hide Naruto and Sasuke just stood there looking bored as Sakura charged in to attack with taijutsu. He was fully prepared to take the girl down only to feel the minor spike in chakra that probably saved his life as he kawarimied away just in time to dodge the punch Sakura landed where he stood previously. Considering the fact that the punch left a ten meter wide crater in the ground Kakashi had to say running from the girl was the right course of action.
He didn't really know what disturbed him most about the attack and the following ones that came with such savagery that he was forced to dodge repeatedly while facing what was reported to be a kunoichi with little drive or practical ability. It could have been the ungodly power of her attacks. It could have been the initial commentary of things like "Come and take your lumps" and "It's just a difference in ability." Or it could have been how Sasuke just smiled creepily and stated "It has begun," while Sakura attacked him.
Kakashi thought he was finally getting a handle on things as Sakura backed off from him and took a position behind her teammates. Clearly she was low on chakra and would let the others handle things now. there was no way they could be as dangerous as the apparent Tsunade clone he was facing.
He had no idea how wrong he was at that moment.
"Too bad we can't eat out his stomach eh, brother. There are days when being a kami rather than a demon can be so limiting," Naruto commented as he eyed the wary white-haired shinobi in front of him.
"Still nostalgic for the old days I see, brother. Let's finish this quickly. We have a tournament to prepare for, after all," Sasuke replied as he looked up and shocked Kakashi rather violently, figuratively speaking. Rather than the typical black of the Uchiha or even the red with black tomoe of the activated Sharingan, Sasuke's eyes appeared to be filled with contained lightning that was sending small arcs out at odd intervals.
Naruto nodded in acknowledgment as his eyes started to glow white as well although they lacked the electrical discharges the Uchiha's had. "Fine. Besides, I think there might be a... storm coming," Naruto responded.
That was the last thing about the fight Kakashi recalled. The next thing he knew he was waking up in the hospital to the sound of Sakura telling her teammates how lucky they were she was a good medic and that they had to learn some restraint.
What can I say, the more tings change the more they stay the same...
Naruto is Fujin with a heavy borrowing of the mortal form they set for him in Mortal Kombat 4.
Sasuke is Raijin.
Sakura is Tsunade from Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2
:snigger:
First off was Uchiha Sasuke who was dressed unlike any Uchiha he had seen before. he had to admit that at first glance the traveler's clothes and wide belt seemed oddly fitting for the last loyal Uchiha. Even the sword at Sasuke's side (and favoring a weapon like that was something that should have been in the reports but was not) looked natural. Still Kakashi had to admit something really unnerved him about the wide-brimmed straw hat pulled down to hide Sasuke's eyes from the casual observer.
Standing comfortably beside Sasuke, something else that was contradicted the reports Kakashi had seen, was what he assumed to be Uzumaki Naruto. Although only the blond hair and telltale whisker marks identified the boy as the son of Kakashi's sensei. For one thing the hair was much longer than it was in the reports Kakashi had seen and seemed to be tamed into a long braided ponytail with three gold rings keeping it in place. The clothing was another glaring change got the jinchuuriki. Gone was the orange jumpsuit that had all but become Naruto's trademark in the eyes of the village. In its place were a pair of green pants. In place of a shirt Naruto had a pair of metal shoulder guards along with two wide strips of maroon cloth that criss-crossed over his chest and back only to meet at what looked like a wide metal belt. The outfit was finished with spiked wrist and shin bracers trimmed to match the shoulder guards.
Finally, almost in desperation, Kakashi turned his gaze to the pink-haired bookworm of the team only to be shocked and dismayed again. Haruno Sakura was not dressed in the typical red dress she was reported to prefer. Instead she was dressed in sensible black shinobi pants, a light gray sleeveless gi top, and a green long sleeved coat combination that made her look line a miniature version of Tsunade of the Sannin. The fact the girl had her hair done up into a pair of Tsunade-like pigtails completed the image. Well, she was reported to be a fangirl. It was just supposed to be a Sasuke fangirl. Who knew she was a closet Tsunade fan? Kakashi thought as he introduced himself to the Genin.
He was less than pleased to see that they ignored him as Sakura tried to talk her teammates into having a drink with her and hitting a couple of casinos.
Finally, after several more attempts to get the trio's attention the elite Jounin managed to explain the rules of the final Genin exam to the three. "Now remember, come at me with intent to kill. That's the only way you can get the bells," he said as he looked the three kids he was saddled with until they failed the test over one last time. "Begin!"
He was rather shocked when instead of running off to hide Naruto and Sasuke just stood there looking bored as Sakura charged in to attack with taijutsu. He was fully prepared to take the girl down only to feel the minor spike in chakra that probably saved his life as he kawarimied away just in time to dodge the punch Sakura landed where he stood previously. Considering the fact that the punch left a ten meter wide crater in the ground Kakashi had to say running from the girl was the right course of action.
He didn't really know what disturbed him most about the attack and the following ones that came with such savagery that he was forced to dodge repeatedly while facing what was reported to be a kunoichi with little drive or practical ability. It could have been the ungodly power of her attacks. It could have been the initial commentary of things like "Come and take your lumps" and "It's just a difference in ability." Or it could have been how Sasuke just smiled creepily and stated "It has begun," while Sakura attacked him.
Kakashi thought he was finally getting a handle on things as Sakura backed off from him and took a position behind her teammates. Clearly she was low on chakra and would let the others handle things now. there was no way they could be as dangerous as the apparent Tsunade clone he was facing.
He had no idea how wrong he was at that moment.
"Too bad we can't eat out his stomach eh, brother. There are days when being a kami rather than a demon can be so limiting," Naruto commented as he eyed the wary white-haired shinobi in front of him.
"Still nostalgic for the old days I see, brother. Let's finish this quickly. We have a tournament to prepare for, after all," Sasuke replied as he looked up and shocked Kakashi rather violently, figuratively speaking. Rather than the typical black of the Uchiha or even the red with black tomoe of the activated Sharingan, Sasuke's eyes appeared to be filled with contained lightning that was sending small arcs out at odd intervals.
Naruto nodded in acknowledgment as his eyes started to glow white as well although they lacked the electrical discharges the Uchiha's had. "Fine. Besides, I think there might be a... storm coming," Naruto responded.
That was the last thing about the fight Kakashi recalled. The next thing he knew he was waking up in the hospital to the sound of Sakura telling her teammates how lucky they were she was a good medic and that they had to learn some restraint.
What can I say, the more tings change the more they stay the same...
Naruto is Fujin with a heavy borrowing of the mortal form they set for him in Mortal Kombat 4.
Sasuke is Raijin.
Sakura is Tsunade from Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2
:snigger:
Speaking of divinity...
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Kakashi's eye twitched. Yesterday, they'd seemed so...normal. Well. For ninja. And now...
Well, to start off with, Sakura was wearing some sort of bizarre helmet, obviously not on properly, but rather pushed up over her large forehead. Additionally, she was wearing some sort of leather cuirass, wielding a rather utilitarian-looking spear with one hand, a crystalline shield shrouded with a cloth strapped onto her other arm. All in all, she looked nothing like the obvious fangirl she'd been the previous day. As he observed her, a hawk came down from the skies, landing on an outstretched arm. Surely she doesn't have a summon... Kakashi thought disbelievingly.
Sasuke, on the other hand...wasn't wearing his standard Uchiha outfit at all. Instead, he had on a brightly colored cape and loincloth, along with a pair of bizarre sandals and some sort of skullcap...both with...wings? Additionally, he was holding some sort of staff with snakes curled around it, making him wonder where on earth he'd gotten something like that...staves were rarely used by ninja, after all. As Kakashi's eyes roamed over the last Uchiha's body, Sasuke simply smirked at him with a mischievous glint to his eyes.
And then, finally...Naruto was there, wearing robes of all things, with some sort of leafy object woven through his hair. He had an oversized bottle of sake in one hand that he was currently sipping, while the other hand, well...that was busy apparently molesting Anko. ...why is Anko here? Kakashi wondered to himself helplessly. Of course, that brought up the question of why Hinata, Hana, Ayame, the missing Tsunade, and a few other women he didn't recognize were also with Naruto, all wearing similar robes.
Kakashi decided...well, best to get on with the test. He could get to the bottom of all this afterwards, after all, right? Besides, no matter how much they'd changed, they were only Gennin...no threat to him. He kept a wary eye on Anko as he explained the test, but she didn't seem particularly interested in anything but Naruto, and occasionally giggling and nothing in particular, an attitude that was shared by all the women, apparently.
As soon as the test began, Sasuke and Naruto fell back separately, Naruto's pack of women accompanying him as he melted back into the forest with impressive silence. Sakura, on the other hand, lowered her helmet over her face, a foolhardy move in his opinion, since it would obscure her vision, and lowered her spear at him. With a strike of impossible speed, she almost managed to impale him on the spear, Kakashi's arm barely intercepting it. Unnerved, he began to take her more seriously as she kept him off guard, forcing him to replace himself with various objects repeatedly.
Suddenly, he felt heat on his back, and he rapidly switched places with a handy tree stump again, which was promptly incinerated. Looking up, he saw Sasuke, who was somehow hovering in midair...with no signs of ninja wire or any other possible explanations. Checking to make sure he hadn't somehow been placed under a genjutsu, his hesitation was almost fatal as another massive explosion of flame poured down from the heavens.
"I see you need help, sister dear... " Sasuke said with a smirk at Sakura, completely stunning Kakashi. Sakura was part Uchiha?
Even more startling was the way she glared at Sasuke in return...what had happened to the crush? "I need not thy assistance, my dearest half-brother. They roguish ways are not needed this time; my strategy shall prevail!"
Sasuke smirked in return. "T'would be hard for me to be else...after all, I have a mother, and father birthed thee on his own..." Kakashi's mind, by this time, was completely muddled. What the hell? Was that even possible?! Or had his students just lost it?
His confusion helped explain, in many ways, why he was taken by surprise when a group of women ambushed him from behind, slamming him into the ground and relieving him of the bells. As Naruto appeared from the woods, Kakashi cursed. He should have known better than to be confused by the nonsense the two were spouting.
"Ah, brother, sister, can we not get along?" Kakashi froze. What. The. Hell. Dammit, what kind of guy was Fugaku?! He'd always thought of the guy as a cold stiff, but damn.
Sakura and Sasuke both glared at Naruto, who smiled back without a care, taking another sip as he played with the bells. "Go back to thine wine-drinking, brother!" Sakura said. "This is a matter of battle, not your mysteries and wine!"
"To the contrary," said Sasuke, "it is a matter of deception and trickery, not your straightforward battles, sister mine."
Naruto smiled lazily as the women returned to frolick around him. "And yet, it seems, I and my Maenads have our goal...while the two of you have nothing at all. Is't so hard to work together towards a common end?"
Kakashi, blearily getting to his feet, winced as he heard Naruto's words. Dammit, now he was going to have to pass them...and he'd had enough of these crazies already! Now was the time to go look up some medical records involving Fugaku...or, possibly, just get very, very drunk.
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Sakura - Athena
Sasuke - Hermes
Naruto - Dionysus
:snigger:
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Kakashi's eye twitched. Yesterday, they'd seemed so...normal. Well. For ninja. And now...
Well, to start off with, Sakura was wearing some sort of bizarre helmet, obviously not on properly, but rather pushed up over her large forehead. Additionally, she was wearing some sort of leather cuirass, wielding a rather utilitarian-looking spear with one hand, a crystalline shield shrouded with a cloth strapped onto her other arm. All in all, she looked nothing like the obvious fangirl she'd been the previous day. As he observed her, a hawk came down from the skies, landing on an outstretched arm. Surely she doesn't have a summon... Kakashi thought disbelievingly.
Sasuke, on the other hand...wasn't wearing his standard Uchiha outfit at all. Instead, he had on a brightly colored cape and loincloth, along with a pair of bizarre sandals and some sort of skullcap...both with...wings? Additionally, he was holding some sort of staff with snakes curled around it, making him wonder where on earth he'd gotten something like that...staves were rarely used by ninja, after all. As Kakashi's eyes roamed over the last Uchiha's body, Sasuke simply smirked at him with a mischievous glint to his eyes.
And then, finally...Naruto was there, wearing robes of all things, with some sort of leafy object woven through his hair. He had an oversized bottle of sake in one hand that he was currently sipping, while the other hand, well...that was busy apparently molesting Anko. ...why is Anko here? Kakashi wondered to himself helplessly. Of course, that brought up the question of why Hinata, Hana, Ayame, the missing Tsunade, and a few other women he didn't recognize were also with Naruto, all wearing similar robes.
Kakashi decided...well, best to get on with the test. He could get to the bottom of all this afterwards, after all, right? Besides, no matter how much they'd changed, they were only Gennin...no threat to him. He kept a wary eye on Anko as he explained the test, but she didn't seem particularly interested in anything but Naruto, and occasionally giggling and nothing in particular, an attitude that was shared by all the women, apparently.
As soon as the test began, Sasuke and Naruto fell back separately, Naruto's pack of women accompanying him as he melted back into the forest with impressive silence. Sakura, on the other hand, lowered her helmet over her face, a foolhardy move in his opinion, since it would obscure her vision, and lowered her spear at him. With a strike of impossible speed, she almost managed to impale him on the spear, Kakashi's arm barely intercepting it. Unnerved, he began to take her more seriously as she kept him off guard, forcing him to replace himself with various objects repeatedly.
Suddenly, he felt heat on his back, and he rapidly switched places with a handy tree stump again, which was promptly incinerated. Looking up, he saw Sasuke, who was somehow hovering in midair...with no signs of ninja wire or any other possible explanations. Checking to make sure he hadn't somehow been placed under a genjutsu, his hesitation was almost fatal as another massive explosion of flame poured down from the heavens.
"I see you need help, sister dear... " Sasuke said with a smirk at Sakura, completely stunning Kakashi. Sakura was part Uchiha?
Even more startling was the way she glared at Sasuke in return...what had happened to the crush? "I need not thy assistance, my dearest half-brother. They roguish ways are not needed this time; my strategy shall prevail!"
Sasuke smirked in return. "T'would be hard for me to be else...after all, I have a mother, and father birthed thee on his own..." Kakashi's mind, by this time, was completely muddled. What the hell? Was that even possible?! Or had his students just lost it?
His confusion helped explain, in many ways, why he was taken by surprise when a group of women ambushed him from behind, slamming him into the ground and relieving him of the bells. As Naruto appeared from the woods, Kakashi cursed. He should have known better than to be confused by the nonsense the two were spouting.
"Ah, brother, sister, can we not get along?" Kakashi froze. What. The. Hell. Dammit, what kind of guy was Fugaku?! He'd always thought of the guy as a cold stiff, but damn.
Sakura and Sasuke both glared at Naruto, who smiled back without a care, taking another sip as he played with the bells. "Go back to thine wine-drinking, brother!" Sakura said. "This is a matter of battle, not your mysteries and wine!"
"To the contrary," said Sasuke, "it is a matter of deception and trickery, not your straightforward battles, sister mine."
Naruto smiled lazily as the women returned to frolick around him. "And yet, it seems, I and my Maenads have our goal...while the two of you have nothing at all. Is't so hard to work together towards a common end?"
Kakashi, blearily getting to his feet, winced as he heard Naruto's words. Dammit, now he was going to have to pass them...and he'd had enough of these crazies already! Now was the time to go look up some medical records involving Fugaku...or, possibly, just get very, very drunk.
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Sakura - Athena
Sasuke - Hermes
Naruto - Dionysus
:snigger:
I'm late to the party but I so want to do this!
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Kakashi prided himself on his prime analytical skills, he was an expert at seeing the things people tried to keep hidden and making connections. It was why he was such an elite jounin.
The Sharingan and 1000+ jutsu also helped.
But this was just something he wasn't expecting at all, I mean how could he be expected to see this coming! They were all so normal yesterday, then this happens.
He had arrived late as per his usual MO only to find three very very different genin.
Sasuke was dressed in a crimson double-breasted suit with a pink rose over the left buttonhole. black gloves covered his hands while a white baseball cap covered his eyes from view. He only barely acknowledged Kakashi's arrival with a twitch.
Naruto had finally gotten rid of the hideous orange jumpsuit but Kakashi almost hoped it would come back. Instead he now wore a light pair of pants tucked into brown boots with a dark blue sash around his waist. A white coat hung over his bare shoulders with the symbol of a spiral on the back, oddly enough he didn't seem to actually have his in the coat, it just hung there, maybe through chakra?
The second thing he noticed about Naruto was the huge Bisento in his hands, Naruto stood when he came into view and twirled the Bisento casually like it was nothing.
Sakura was, well Sakura had changed the most. Kakashi had to resist trying to dispel the genjutsu but he found himself unable to tear away. The Sakura he had met yesterday was a pink haired, flat-chested, fangirl who obsessed over Sasuke.
This Sakura's hair was longer and more elegant, wore a revealing purple dress, and even though she was a child, Kakashi had trouble keeping his eyes away from her chest.
She must have hit puberty fast!
He'd thought they weren't taking their duties as ninja seriously, oh was he wrong, so very wrong.
He'd explained the test to them and given the signal to start, only for Naruto to somehow crack the air! The air!
Kakashi hadn't been given the chance to really think about how that was possible as a shockwave slammed into him and sent him flying backwards and into a tree.
His sharingan had been unveiled in an instand and he only barely dodged the second shockwave, then a third, then a fourth. He tried a fireball jutsu, only for that same shockwave to stop it harmlessly in its tracks.
With that thought in mind he quickly shunshined away to formulate a plan.
It was unfortunate that he ran into Sakura, who gave him a disdainful look and put a hand to her lips, drawing out a strange pink energy that formed into a heart.
Kakashi had a really bad feeling about that, and was already flashing seals for a jutsu.
"Slave Arrow!" And immediately a hail of pink arrows soared towards him. His fire flower jutsu hit multiple arrows, only for the fireballs to turn to stone and fall to the ground.
Kakashi cursed and ran for his life, how was she breaking every law of physics known to ninja!
"Perfume Femur!" Kakashi ducked as a kick barely missed him and turned the tree he had been resting on into stone. That immediately left out taijutsu as an option.
And just as he landed he heard a telltale crack as another shockwave hit him.
An hour later, a battered, bruised, and pissed off Kakashi stumbled into the clearing having finally avoided the two demons from hell.
If he survived this he was going to recommend all three of them for immediate field promotion, he was not dealing with them ever again. Speaking of trios Kakashi had forgot about Sasuke in his mad dash to not get killed.
That was also conveniently the moment when Sasuke walked out from the forest in front of him, his eyes still shaded by the cap.
"Hound Blaze!"
Kakashi had only a moment to whimper in fear before a dog made of magma nearly incinerated him.
Why? Why him?
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Naruto= Whitebeard
Sasuke= Admiral Akainu
Sakura= Boa Hancock.
I'd love to see someone write a fic where they get these powers, and do it well.
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Kakashi prided himself on his prime analytical skills, he was an expert at seeing the things people tried to keep hidden and making connections. It was why he was such an elite jounin.
The Sharingan and 1000+ jutsu also helped.
But this was just something he wasn't expecting at all, I mean how could he be expected to see this coming! They were all so normal yesterday, then this happens.
He had arrived late as per his usual MO only to find three very very different genin.
Sasuke was dressed in a crimson double-breasted suit with a pink rose over the left buttonhole. black gloves covered his hands while a white baseball cap covered his eyes from view. He only barely acknowledged Kakashi's arrival with a twitch.
Naruto had finally gotten rid of the hideous orange jumpsuit but Kakashi almost hoped it would come back. Instead he now wore a light pair of pants tucked into brown boots with a dark blue sash around his waist. A white coat hung over his bare shoulders with the symbol of a spiral on the back, oddly enough he didn't seem to actually have his in the coat, it just hung there, maybe through chakra?
The second thing he noticed about Naruto was the huge Bisento in his hands, Naruto stood when he came into view and twirled the Bisento casually like it was nothing.
Sakura was, well Sakura had changed the most. Kakashi had to resist trying to dispel the genjutsu but he found himself unable to tear away. The Sakura he had met yesterday was a pink haired, flat-chested, fangirl who obsessed over Sasuke.
This Sakura's hair was longer and more elegant, wore a revealing purple dress, and even though she was a child, Kakashi had trouble keeping his eyes away from her chest.
She must have hit puberty fast!
He'd thought they weren't taking their duties as ninja seriously, oh was he wrong, so very wrong.
He'd explained the test to them and given the signal to start, only for Naruto to somehow crack the air! The air!
Kakashi hadn't been given the chance to really think about how that was possible as a shockwave slammed into him and sent him flying backwards and into a tree.
His sharingan had been unveiled in an instand and he only barely dodged the second shockwave, then a third, then a fourth. He tried a fireball jutsu, only for that same shockwave to stop it harmlessly in its tracks.
With that thought in mind he quickly shunshined away to formulate a plan.
It was unfortunate that he ran into Sakura, who gave him a disdainful look and put a hand to her lips, drawing out a strange pink energy that formed into a heart.
Kakashi had a really bad feeling about that, and was already flashing seals for a jutsu.
"Slave Arrow!" And immediately a hail of pink arrows soared towards him. His fire flower jutsu hit multiple arrows, only for the fireballs to turn to stone and fall to the ground.
Kakashi cursed and ran for his life, how was she breaking every law of physics known to ninja!
"Perfume Femur!" Kakashi ducked as a kick barely missed him and turned the tree he had been resting on into stone. That immediately left out taijutsu as an option.
And just as he landed he heard a telltale crack as another shockwave hit him.
An hour later, a battered, bruised, and pissed off Kakashi stumbled into the clearing having finally avoided the two demons from hell.
If he survived this he was going to recommend all three of them for immediate field promotion, he was not dealing with them ever again. Speaking of trios Kakashi had forgot about Sasuke in his mad dash to not get killed.
That was also conveniently the moment when Sasuke walked out from the forest in front of him, his eyes still shaded by the cap.
"Hound Blaze!"
Kakashi had only a moment to whimper in fear before a dog made of magma nearly incinerated him.
Why? Why him?
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Naruto= Whitebeard
Sasuke= Admiral Akainu
Sakura= Boa Hancock.
I'd love to see someone write a fic where they get these powers, and do it well.