Naruto Naruto Chapter 342

Innortal

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#1
Well, read it, and even after that attack, the bastard still survived, and we have no real clue who Sasuke was fighting, since we couldn't see any village headbands.

But we did learn how far Asuma's relationship went.

Sadly, no images of members of Akatsuki roaming about to get the rings, unless that is what Kakashi was really sensing.
 

Mr. Mysterious

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#2
No offense, but are we going to get a new thread every time a new chapter comes out? Two for this one, since Gravity already beat you to it with the canon pairing one.

Seriously, just start a 'Chapter Discussion' thread, and use that. A new one every time a new chapter is released just creates clutter. :\
 

Innortal

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#3
My bad, had no real idea what that thread was.
 
#4
I agree with MM, mostly because InvisionFree really has no search function; you can search for all threads created by a certain member; but not all posts. This is annoying when trying to find an old post where you don't remember the thread.
 

Innortal

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#5
Hurts when neither the title or subtitle explain what is inside.
 

ttestagr

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#6
Where is the other thread, I can't find it?

Because Kurenai looked very hideous in this latest chapter.
 

Gravity

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#9
Wow, Kurenai looks even uglier than usual in that one. And I thought she looked bad in the LQ version I read.

As for the other topics, I deleted them because they turned into giant bashing fests. Not really something I want to be responsible for starting. Sorry.
 
#11
who in the hell does kishi have to draw thre female characters? the three blind mice? now whats scary is that the most feminine person that I have seen on Naruto who looks like an actual female is Haku a gender confused individual... :spank: :sweat:
 

lokasenna

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#12
The fact that the male looks most like a woman should be indicative of something. The whole 'Sasuke is Kishi's fantasy of how he views himself as' idea is gaining more credibility with this. Sasuke is as close to gay as you get outside of Orochimaru, so it's pretty obvious that Kishi likes men and that's the true reason why Sasuke is with Pedomaru-sama. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

Jakkun

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#13
At the top of the last page, her right forearm is freakishly long as well.

Perhaps he should pay someone to model the characters in 3D and then just pose them and use textures for the faces. The game people would probably work. The characters look pretty accurate in that. If he has the anime people make backgrounds, and makes 3D characters, the quality will rise. We may also get a color manga out of the deal. Not that it will make the story any better, unless it gives him more free time to actually think things through.
 

sigfried27

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#14
Well, it has been discovered what is actually going to happen, and you all should know...

That is not Asuma's baby.

It is really a Uchiha baby, because Kishi wants more Uchiha. She already has one child we don't know about because Itachi knocked her up and no one remembers, so they figure that it was Asuma's. Then, Tobi/Obito showed up and knocked her up, and they figure that one is Asuma's too. Know, we have two sharingan babies, and Orochimaru will want them both, so he will use Edo Tensei to bring back Asuma so that Kurenai will come to him, bringing the two sharingan babies with him...

and now you all know...
 

GenocideHeart

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#15
sigfried27 said:
Well, it has been discovered what is actually going to happen, and you all should know...

That is not Asuma's baby.

It is really a Uchiha baby, because Kishi wants more Uchiha. She already has one child we don't know about because Itachi knocked her up and no one remembers, so they figure that it was Asuma's. Then, Tobi/Obito showed up and knocked her up, and they figure that one is Asuma's too. Know, we have two sharingan babies, and Orochimaru will want them both, so he will use Edo Tensei to bring back Asuma so that Kurenai will come to him, bringing the two sharingan babies with him...

and now you all know...
*snorts water through his nose*

That's both funny and disturbing. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

Takerial

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#16
you know, at the top of the last page she looks like a chimpanze(sp?)

You forgot to mention how the kids will become the new main characters of the Naruto and Naruto will be pushed back into the background once again.
 

GenocideHeart

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#17
You know, these new images of Kurenai killed her allure completely for me. She just looks fugly. What happened to pre TS Kurenai, who was sexy and nice to look at?
 

Takerial

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#18
She got knocked up of course!


That and Kishi lost his mind about one of the few sexually appealing women of Naruto.
 

Prince Charon

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#19
She's in mourning, and is thus not wearing makeup, perhaps?
 

GenocideHeart

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#20
How does not wearing makeup excuse the grotesquely long arms? Or the suddenly fatter face? Or the noyiceably smaller chest area?

If anything, if she's pregnant, her tits should be getting BIGGER, not SMALLER. :sweat:
 

Amberion

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#21
GenocideHeart said:
You know, these new images of Kurenai killed her allure completely for me. She just looks fugly. What happened to pre TS Kurenai, who was sexy and nice to look at?
Hasn't pretty much everything post TS been screwing up the series?
 

Raven1138

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#22
Short answer, yes. Long answer, fuck yes.
:sick3: :sick3: :sick3:
 

EagleCeres

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#23
Amberion said:
GenocideHeart said:
You know, these new images of Kurenai killed her allure completely for me. She just looks fugly. What happened to pre TS Kurenai, who was sexy and nice to look at?
Hasn't pretty much everything post TS been screwing up the series?
Wrong answer.
The correct one is Hasn't pretty much everything In the new Sasuke series been screwing up the original Naruto series? :sick3:
 

sigfried27

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#24
Well, it has been discovered what is actually going to happen, and you all should know...

That is not Asuma's baby.

It is really a Uchiha baby, because Kishi wants more Uchiha. She already has one child we don't know about because Itachi knocked her up and no one remembers, so they figure that it was Asuma's. Then, Tobi/Obito showed up and knocked her up, and they figure that one is Asuma's too. Know, we have two sharingan babies, and Orochimaru will want them both, so he will use Edo Tensei to bring back Asuma so that Kurenai will come to him, bringing the two sharingan babies with him...

and now you all know...
You forgot to mention how the kids will become the new main characters of the Naruto and Naruto will be pushed back into the background once again.
That is saved for the next series, after Sasuke has killed Naruto and become Rokudaime in his memory. They will find out about the new Uchiha in the hands of Orochimaru, and the series will be all about how Sasuke has to save his remaining family members.
 

Fosfor

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#25
sigfried27 said:
Well, it has been discovered what is actually going to happen, and you all should know...

That is not Asuma's baby.

It is really a Uchiha baby, because Kishi wants more Uchiha. She already has one child we don't know about because Itachi knocked her up and no one remembers, so they figure that it was Asuma's. Then, Tobi/Obito showed up and knocked her up, and they figure that one is Asuma's too. Know, we have two sharingan babies, and Orochimaru will want them both, so he will use Edo Tensei to bring back Asuma so that Kurenai will come to him, bringing the two sharingan babies with him...

and now you all know...
You forgot to mention how the kids will become the new main characters of the Naruto and Naruto will be pushed back into the background once again.
That is saved for the next series, after Sasuke has killed Naruto and become Rokudaime in his memory. They will find out about the new Uchiha in the hands of Orochimaru, and the series will be all about how Sasuke has to save his remaining family members.
Sadly, I can see that happening.

All points ot the fact that Naruto WILL die, either killed by somebody 'saving' Sasugay the wonder fuck OR killed by Kyuubi's regen factor.

But before he dies... Well, Tunade is either gonna get killed or her opwn Souzo Saisei is going to finish her off. Jiraya WILL die - mark my words - and he'll be either killed by Orochimaru or will die by the hands of Itachi (or Kisame) in really stupid way - because Jiraya, like Naruto, is the Dobe of the Sannin and we all know that 'dobe' can't beat the genius. Then Iruka is gonna get killed. Propably right in front of Naruto trying to 'save his life' or some toher stupid shit like that - never mind that Naruto outlclassess Iruka in strength. Naruto is going to be totally alone, will get pissed and then, he'll die. Not before allowing Sasuke to make the final strike so he gan 'give' his 'best friend' the magenkyo.

And thus, Sasuke will go onto a holy rampage, avenging Naruto, killing ALL of the remaining Akatsuki by himself and then he'll have the climatic showdown with Itachi. After he kills him (or not, depends) Sasugay wil come back to Konoha and become the Rokudaime and Kishi will be so happy and proud of himself he'll be ready to burst out of pride.
 
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