Naruto Naruto Chapter 342

[Innortal]

Last scene will be some girl looking at the baby in her arms ... with fox whisker marks on its face.

 

[SoulGriever13]

Last scene will be some girl looking at the baby in her arms ... with fox whisker marks on its face.

Replace 'fox whisker' marks with 'lightning-bolt scar' for another of the same in a different fandom.

How sad is that?

-Griever

 

[Takerial]

Nah, what will happen is that Itachi will kill Naruto to give Sasuke more hate. And then Sasuke using that hate will finally gain the true power of the Uchihas! He will go Super Sayain for they are decendents of Goku!

 

[Chaotic Blazer]

You shall burn in hell for that, Takerial
:lonegunman: :flameon: :lonegunman: :flameon: :lonegunman: :flameon:

 

[perfect_solider]

Nah, what will happen is that Itachi will kill Naruto to give Sasuke more hate. And then Sasuke using that hate will finally gain the true power of the Uchihas! He will go Super Sayain for they are decendents of Goku!

nah if anything they are descendants of Vegeta :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :spank:

 

[da_fox2279]

How does not wearing makeup excuse the grotesquely long arms? Or the suddenly fatter face? Or the noyiceably smaller chest area?

If anything, if she's pregnant, her tits should be getting BIGGER, not SMALLER. :sweat:

Agreed. Man, I'm not saying she should be Tsunade-big, but another cup size at least...

I mean, I'm guessing she was a high-C/low-B cup pre-TS.

Now she looks like a high-A cup.

 

[Takerial]

You shall burn in hell for that, Takerial
:lonegunman: :flameon: :lonegunman: :flameon: :lonegunman: :flameon:

why would I burn in hell for that particular instance? I think tormenting my g/f with stories about how innocent calves are tortured and then slain viciously for the production of veal would earn me the spot more efficiently.

 

[Preventer Squall]

Well, it has been discovered what is actually going to happen, and you all should know...

That is not Asuma's baby.

It is really a Uchiha baby, because Kishi wants more Uchiha. She already has one child we don't know about because Itachi knocked her up and no one remembers, so they figure that it was Asuma's. Then, Tobi/Obito showed up and knocked her up, and they figure that one is Asuma's too. Know, we have two sharingan babies, and Orochimaru will want them both, so he will use Edo Tensei to bring back Asuma so that Kurenai will come to him, bringing the two sharingan babies with him...

and now you all know...

You forgot to mention how the kids will become the new main characters of the Naruto and Naruto will be pushed back into the background once again.

That is saved for the next series, after Sasuke has killed Naruto and become Rokudaime in his memory. They will find out about the new Uchiha in the hands of Orochimaru, and the series will be all about how Sasuke has to save his remaining family members.

Sadly, I can see that happening.

All points ot the fact that Naruto WILL die, either killed by somebody 'saving' Sasugay the wonder fuck OR killed by Kyuubi's regen factor.

But before he dies... Well, Tunade is either gonna get killed or her opwn Souzo Saisei is going to finish her off. Jiraya WILL die - mark my words - and he'll be either killed by Orochimaru or will die by the hands of Itachi (or Kisame) in really stupid way - because Jiraya, like Naruto, is the Dobe of the Sannin and we all know that 'dobe' can't beat the genius. Then Iruka is gonna get killed. Propably right in front of Naruto trying to 'save his life' or some toher stupid shit like that - never mind that Naruto outlclassess Iruka in strength. Naruto is going to be totally alone, will get pissed and then, he'll die. Not before allowing Sasuke to make the final strike so he gan 'give' his 'best friend' the magenkyo.

And thus, Sasuke will go onto a holy rampage, avenging Naruto, killing ALL of the remaining Akatsuki by himself and then he'll have the climatic showdown with Itachi. After he kills him (or not, depends) Sasugay wil come back to Konoha and become the Rokudaime and Kishi will be so happy and proud of himself he'll be ready to burst out of pride.

I don't think Bishi will be bursting with pride. When he sees the Emo-duck get the uberSharingan and become the new Hokage, Bitchi will burst with something else entirely. :sick2:

 

[rootathell]

I didn't want to know THAT

 

[Innortal]

Most likely, he'll throw in an M. Night Shyamalan twist. Sasuke will be a good guy, just working under Orochimaru as part of a cover (we know that they can seal a personality with jutsu, after seeing how the puppet master did it).

Both he and Itachi are probably some Rei-clones made by Root to revive the blood of the most powerful (and coincidentally evil) Uchiha, Madara Uchiha.

And Itachi will die, probably doing some 'last chance at redemption' thing, before revealing an even bigger plot or enemy.

And hopefully, no weird twists, like Tsunade is really his mother (cocaine's a helluva drug).

 

[GenocideHeart]

Most likely, he'll throw in an M. Night Shyamalan twist. Sasuke will be a good guy, just working under Orochimaru as part of a cover (we know that they can seal a personality with jutsu, after seeing how the puppet master did it).

Both he and Itachi are probably some Rei-clones made by Root to revive the blood of the most powerful (and coincidentally evil) Uchiha, Madara Uchiha.

And Itachi will die, probably doing some 'last chance at redemption' thing, before revealing an even bigger plot or enemy.

And hopefully, no weird twists, like Tsunade is really his mother (cocaine's a helluva drug).

Now you are giving Bakamoto too much credit. He's too stupid to do something that makes sense like that.

My opinion is that the chapters of Naruto are inspired by whatever he sees in the toilet every morning after he takes a dump.

 

[jaredstar]

and yet another thread descends in to asinine kishi-bashing


it seems to me that you guys are falling into the same trap that older power ranger fans tend to fall into you forget that the target audience isn't you. naruto for all its deep story lines is still made for the 11- mid teen demographic. its like you expect N.G.E but you end up with dragon ball gt.



*sigh* why do i even bother

 

[GenocideHeart]

and yet another thread descends in to asinine kishi-bashing


it seems to me that you guys are falling into the same trap that older power ranger fans tend to fall into you forget that the target audience isn't you. naruto for all its deep story lines is still made for the 11- mid teen demographic. its like you expect N.G.E but you end up with dragon ball gt.



*sigh* why do i even bother

That is not an excuse to write stuff with BAD PLOT. Period. I've seen plenty of manga and anime who are targeted at teens and still manage to MAKE SENSE.

 

[BlackSun]

and yet another thread descends in to asinine kishi-bashing


it seems to me that you guys are falling into the same trap that older power ranger fans tend to fall into you forget that the target audience isn't you. naruto for all its deep story lines is still made for the 11- mid teen demographic. its like you expect N.G.E but you end up with dragon ball gt.



*sigh* why do i even bother

First: theres no excuse for bad plot, specially when youre being paid to write said plot;
Second: I saw somewhere that even the japanese think DBGT sucked.

 

[ttestagr]

Hell GH, bad plot can be forgiven. Lack of consistancy, bad dialogue, lack of humor, and developments that lead to poor action sequences....


ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE!!!!

edit: bad plot can only be forgiven if the rest of the work is amusing, either through humor or action. Neither which Naruto has. :sick3:

 

[GenocideHeart]

Hell GH, bad plot can be forgiven. Lack of consistancy, bad dialogue, lack of humor, and developments that lead to poor action sequences....


ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE!!!!

edit: bad plot can only be forgiven if the rest of the work is amusing, either through humor or action. Neither which Naruto has. :sick3:

The lack of consistency is particularly what irks me. You may notice that up to Namek and Freeza, even Toriyama was consistent in DBZ. It isn't until he had to make shit up as he went, due to fans asking him to make more, that things went to Hell in a handbasket.

Kishi doesn't even have that excuse. He simply doesn't think ahead, the way he's handling the plot with massive inconsistencies and newly added stuff that makes no sense is proof enough of that.

 

[Takerial]

What makes it even worse, is that you can see that if Kishi actually plans things ahead, he can do a pretty decent job, ie Kakashi's Gaiden.

So really, it's not only the fact that we see all these problems, is the fact that we see them and KNOW he is capable of better but doesn't and really screws the story over.

 

[Innortal]

Plus, a demographic does change, after a show has been on for 10 seasons...

 

[EagleCeres]

Last scene will be a raven haired young woman with blank eyes holding a baby in her arms ... one with fox whisker marks on its face.

Fixed :angel:

 

[cilrais]

Kurenai looks fugly and deformed because she was one of Orochimaru's experiments, attempting to create a genjutsu master. Her previous sexy appearance was just a high level genjutsu she wore at all times, but Asuma's death shocked her so much it failed.

 

[Innortal]

I will admit that her appearance did seem very off, like no one took the time to draw her right.

 

[aznkendoboy127]

Maybe it's kinda like the HUNTERxHUNTER thing where the weekly stuff is crap and the actual volume comes out the quality rises- if not then they are really skimping on the art quality.

 

[Pirazy]

Maybe it's kinda like the HUNTERxHUNTER thing where the weekly stuff is crap and the actual volume comes out the quality rises- if not then they are really skimping on the art quality.

Unlike Kishimoto, Togashi has valid reasons for his art deterioating, he's injured his arm/hand/wrist according to various rumours and has been on sick-leave on and off the past several years.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Maybe it's kinda like the HUNTERxHUNTER thing where the weekly stuff is crap and the actual volume comes out the quality rises- if not then they are really skimping on the art quality.

Unlike Kishimoto, Togashi has valid reasons for his art deterioating, he's injured his arm/hand/wrist according to various rumours and has been on sick-leave on and off the past several years.

It's not just his arm. Togashi has had a lot of health problems in the last few years. Some of the HxH issues, he drew with a high fever. That can't be good for quality.

Hagiwara had a similar problem. It took 2 years for Bastard!! 23 to come out because he had to have his eyes fixed, he was having cataract problems.