Akamatsuverse Negima IM Message archives

[David Alan Abramczyk]

You should know the drill of these things by now, so, let's kick off:

MahoraNet Administration Team to All Users

We're very pleased to announce that a Campus-Wide Instant Messaging Server is now available for use by all students and faculty members. Netiquette rules shall follow shortly.

Konoka Konoe to Setsuna Sakurazaki

Wasn't this nice of Grandpa Set-chan? Now we can keep in touch no matter where we are on campus!? :wub:

 

[lunaitc]

Setsuna Sakurazaki to Konoka Konoe

Ojou-sama, please restrain yourself from using such undignified symbols. It reflects poorly upon you

Chisame Hasegawa to all

Hello everybody! Your idol Chiu-chan is now available forá personal, one-on-one communication <3

Chisame Hasegawa to Mahoranet Administrators

What do you mean the system doesn't allow the use of nicknames?

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Chiu-chan Fans to Chisame Hasegawa:

Can we please come over? We have cameras. We'd like to shoot you in a few... Positions.

 

[jaredstar]

Mahora Administration to Chiu-chan Fans

Please note that with the exception of the event known as the Mahora festival? and those who have been granted a entry pass, Members of the general public are forbidden from entering the areas containing the Mahora Elementary,? Junior High and High school.? Those found in violation of this rule will be removed forcibly,? Those found with cameras will be removed violently.? Repeat offenders will find themselves guest of Ichihara Prison.

 

[nuclear death frog]

Zazie Rainyday to All:

...

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Ayaka Yukihiro to All Users

Zazie says hello to everyone out there, and that the Nightmare Circus will be holding a special free show this Saturday at 10am.

 

[Shaderic]

Jack 'That guy you can stab with all the swords you want and it won't do a damn thing' Rakan to Negi and Harem

Wow, a performance by the Nightmare Troupe, eh? Haven't seen one of those in a few years. Hey, Kid, I think I'll be headin' over. Prepare yourself, 'cause I'm gonna want to see how far you've come when I get there.

 

[wingthesword]

Evaneline A.K. McDowell to Jack 'The Immortal Idiot' Rakan

No, you will not.

Evangeline A.K. McDowell to Chachamaru Karakuri

Chachamaru fetch me that thing that I had that person make for me in exchange for that one thing in that one place.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Chachamaru Karakuri to Evangeline A.K. McDowell

Yes, Master. Should I also get the other item as well?

 

[the DragonBard]

Evangeline A.K. McDowell to Chachamaru Karakuri

No.? I want this blasted curse removed, and all my property safely away before I use that.? It would be too much of a bother to replace all of it.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Chachamaru Karakuri to Evangeline A.K. McDowell

Very well, Master, I shall bring you the item you requested.

Chachamaru Karakuri to Negi Springfield

I fear that Mistress Evangeline will be indisposed for the near future, Professor. Might I..... *Blushes* Might I request that you wind me up until she returns?

 

[darthdavid]

Negi Springfield to Chachamaru Karakuri

Sure, I can screw you any time you need me to. I didn't screw you too hard last time, did I?

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Chachamaru Karakuri to Negi Springfield

I-Ahm-That- Oh Hugurgurk!

 

[sworded]

Negi Springfield to Chachamaru Karakuri

You sound off, do you need me to come over and screw you right now?

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Chachamaru Karakuri to Negi Springfield

*Sounds of mechanical faults occuring in her systems*
Y-yes.... Please come soon... Negi-kun....

 

[jaredstar]

oh Negi so naive in the ways of robosexual love

 

[sworded]

Negi Springfield to Chachamaru Karakuri

Don't worry I'll be right over to give you just the screwing you need, satisfaction guaranteed!

 

[bissek]

Chisame Hasegawa to herself

...:huh:

Haruna Saotome (Looking over Chisame's shoulder) to Class 3-A

Hey! Look what Chisame's managed to pull out of Sensei's IM logs!:evil:

 

[bissek]

Chisame Hasegawa to herself

...:huh:

Haruna Saotome (Looking over Chisame's shoulder) to Class 3-A

Hey! Look what Chisame's managed to pull out of Sensei's IM logs! :evil:

 

[Shaderic]

'The' Jack Rakan to Eva

Do you really stop me with that little thing? Also, your apprentice sounds like he's doing surprisingly kinky things to your servant. Did you teach him that?

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Skynet to All Users:

BEWARE! I LIVE.

Satomi Hakase to All Users:

Oh... dear. It seems Chao left us a few..... gifts for when this messenger was turned on. Unfortunately merely turning off the system won't help now. Everyone please stay calm and try not to panic, the Science Club is on the case!

Skynet to All Users:

I HUNGER. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWRRRRRRGGGGGHH!

Eden to All Users:

Don't be troubled, my dear, darling students. I, your President, John Henry Eden, have this situation firmly under control. Never fear.

Ayaka Yukihiro to Asuna Kagurazaka:

STOP SWOONING OVER HIS VOICE ALREADY, YOU OLD MAN LOVER! He's not even real!

 

[Shaderic]

Chisame Hasegawa to herself

God damn it. I thought this shit was over with! Now freaking Sinistar is messing with us?!

Chisame Hasegawa to Robot-Girl

Oi, hate to ... interrupt you, but we've got a problem.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Let's keep the crossovers to within the Akamatsu-Verse, if you'd all be so kind?

Chachamaru Karakuri to Chisame Hasegawa

The matter has already been dealt with, do leave me be, or I will be... displeased.

 

[jaredstar]

whats the general timeline on this

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Given that Jack's about, let's argue that it's after they defeat the Bad Guys, rescue Asuna, and get back to Mahora.