Akamatsuverse Negima IM Message archives

[Shaderic]

Chisame Hasegawa to Robot-Girl

Ok then... be safe, and try not to... wait. What am I saying?!

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Nodoka Miyazaki to Mana Tatsumiya

How much do you charge for your services?

 

[sworded]

Mana Tatsumiya to Nodoka Miyazaki

Since this is a 'special' case, my price will be 2 nights a week with him all to myself.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Nodoka Miyazaki to Mana Tatsumiya

*Grumble* ...Fine. But I call first dibs!

 

[sworded]

Chachamaru Karakuri to Mana Tatsumiya

I've become aware of an impending contract for your services, and I would like to make a counter offer.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Mana Tatsumiya to Chachamaru Karakuri

I trust that you are aware that I am honour-bound not to reveal any details of contract negotiations, as they are all strictly confidential?

 

[sworded]

Chachamaru Karakuri to Mana Tatsumiya

I trust you know enough of my capabilities to realize I monitor and record all comunications on and around campus as well as being connected to the security systems; thus there are VERY few coversations and exchanges of information that I am ignorant of?

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Mana Tatsumiya to Chachamaru Karakuri

Indeed so. Well played, Chachamaru. Well played. So, what do you have to say to me?

 

[sworded]

Chachamaru Karakuri to Mana Tatsumiya

Perhaps you'd like to know another interesting fact about myself is that I record ALL sensory imput from ALL my sensors, and that using the sensory immersion technology developed by the Science Club one is able to perfectly relive and expereince ANY and EVERYTHING I've experienced? I wouldn't be opposed to making your choice of memories and the technology available to you as well as matching your previous offer.

Edit
I see you're almost to 4,000 posts David.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Indeed, so I am. Go me.

Mana Tatsumiya to Chachamaru Karakuri

Done.

Mana Tatsumiya to Nodoka Miyazaki

Sorry, Bookstore, but I got a better offer.

 

[sworded]

Nodoka Miyazaki to Mana Tatsumiya

*Stupid rackin' frackin' robot* I guess I'll just have to be content with my books...

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Mana Tatsumiya to Nodoka Miyazaki

Nothing is stopping you from joining them, aside from your own fears, and jealousy.

 

[sworded]

Nodoka Miyazaki to Mana Tatsumiya

Hmm, what did you say? Negi-sensei and Chachamaru are just getting to the good part.? :drool:

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Mana Tatsumiya to Nodoka Miyazaki

*Peers over her shoulder and tilts head.* Woah... Is that even physically possible to do?

 

[zeebee1]

You do realize that her book does not give narration and uses really bad drawings.

 

[sworded]

Nodoka Miyazaki to Mana Tatsumiya

Well one is a genius mage with access to various magics and the other does ball joints and extending limbs, but for normal humans I'd say 'not possible'.

You do realize that her book does not give narration and uses really bad drawings.

She found more magic items to use in conjunction with her book- it now projects full 3D images of what the subject is seeing along with the any sounds that he/she/it hears.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Haruna Saotome to Kazumi Asakura

Do you smell that?

 

[sworded]

Kazumi Asakura to Haruna Saotome

*mrmph, mmrmph,...*

Chachazero to Haruna Saotome

Chachamaru, supplied me with magic battery so I can move in return for ensuring her privacy. So just sit tight and leave her alone and we'll have no problems. Now do you get the point or will I have to intclude 6 plus inches of steel onto the end of it?

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Haruna Satome to Kazumi Asakura/Chachazero

*Gulp* I was gonna suggest pimping out copies of Negi to the class with my artifact, but now I'm not so sure....

 

[sworded]

Dean Konoe to All

This is a campus wide alert! Perverted Slime demons have invaded Mahora through the plumbing and are assaulting people in baths and toilets! Those with expertiese in dealing with such matters are asked to please protect the campus while Mahora personel are dealing with the intruders.

 

[darthdavid]

Chisame Hasegawa to All

Damn it, this sort of thing never happened to me before I met Negi-sensei! Does anyone know how to clean slime out of clothes?

 

[jaredstar]

Evangeline A.K. McDowell to Chisame Hasegawa

? A mixture of sea salt and? club soda should do just fine.

 

[wingthesword]

Chisame Hasegawa to Evangelin A.K. McDowell

...Thanks..., how do you even...forget it

 

[sworded]

Chisame Hasegawa to Evangelin A.K. McDowell

AHHH! The slime is forming into new slime demons! How do I stop them??

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Haruna Saotome to All

Ah-Ha-ha! Never fear! The great Paru-Sama will save you all! MWAHAHAHA!