Akamatsuverse Negima IM Message archives

[zeebee1]

Dean Konoe to all faculty: Until she is proven innocent miss Takane Goodman is not allowed to use the shadow armor spell. All these outcries of public nudity are getting out of hand.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

And thus Sarah, once again, became unimportant to the plot.

To be fair, both posts were made at the same time.

 

[Prince Charon]

Sarah McDougal to All Users:

Hi all! I'm very happy to be transferring in to Mahora Girl's Junior High this year!

Asakura Kazumi to Sarah McDougal, CC Class 3A:

So, tells us about yourself.

 

[zeebee1]

Asakura Kazumi to Sarah McDouga:

Everything you say will be held in total confidence unless I find it interesting.

 

[sworded]

Sarah McDouga to Asakura Kazumi:

I might be willing to answer some of your questions if you can explain why an elephant is dressed in a Chinese dress and using Drunken Kung-Fu to try to fend off a white weasel that's attempting to steal the elephant's panties!? I want to know if I should go to the nurse's office to get a thourough checkup.

 

[zeebee1]

Ayaka Yukihiro to Sarah McDougal: Do you have something against lesbian elephants? We don't tolerate intolerance here.

 

[sworded]

Sarah McDougal to Ayaka Yukihiro:

Where the Hell did I say something about the elephant being a lesbian!? For all I know it's a crossdresser! What I want to know is there an explanation for there being a elephant dressed in a human style outfit made to fit it and using martial arts to fight off some pervert weasel that dosen't involve me being crazy!!! Oh, and isn't your intolerance of intolerance hypocriticle?

 

[Prince Charon]

Hasegawa Chisame to Sarah McDougal

You're not crazy, the universe is.

I'm not sure where the elephant learned martial arts, but yes, she is female, and a Lesbian... meaning, she's from the Greek island of Lesbos - I have no idea what her sexuality is, nor do I want to.

If you see something insane on this campus, most likely, its real, not a hallucination.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Chachamaru Kurakuri to Professor Springfield

*Blush* V-very well, Professor...

*To Self
Oooh, he's so cute, I could eat him up with a spoon!

 

[zeebee1]

Chachamaru Kurakuri to self:

Delete Ayaka protocols.

 

[jaredstar]

Chachamaru Kurakuri to self

activating? Nodaka Protocols

 

[zeebee1]

Chachamaru Kurakuri's core to unit: Paru protocols engaged.