Evangelion Nerv needs a Therapist

[Aranfan]

Who is exactly the wrong character to act as a shrink for the NGE characters?

I'll kick it off with grown up Ryugu Rena from Higurashi.

 

[Konous]

Dear God sir...that's just screwed up enough to actually warrant a serious fic based out of it.



Hrm, therapist...who to pick...how about Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?

 

[NanuNanu14]

StrongBad

Steve-O

Ichimaru Gin

 

[Dawn_Gazer]

Didn't someone write a story, a OC story no less, about a therapist or something similar in Nerv? Never really took off but eh...

 

[Stratagemini]

Bah. NERV needs a REAL Licensed Therapist with Training as a Psychologist.

NERV needs, Hannibal Lector.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

I think either Innortal or AJT wrote one where Shinji met Hannibal. It ended with Shinji being counselled by the old man in his role as a psychiatrist, and Gendo later meets him in his role as a cannibalistic serial killer, has his heart cut out of his chest, and served up to him with fava beans, and a nice Chianti...

 

[NanuNanu14]

It was gunman, Silence of the Eva

 

[SEG-CISR]

gunman? The guy who crosses NGE with everything to make Shinji cool?

 

[Aranfan]

I revive this thread with Furude Rika, also from Higurashi.

 

[SEG-CISR]

They need Slowpoke.

"So you say your son is disappointing? Have you ever had any thoughts of... say... abandoning him?" Gendo stared incredulously at the small pink therapist.

 

[AkinaAE86]

I find it disturbing no one has suggested Integra..

 

[Shaderic]

No.

Alucard.

 

[NanuNanu14]

Even better: Sam and Max, the Freelance Police

 

[Oni_kawaii]

Mr. 47
The last Therapist you'll ever need

 

[Luthorne]

Hmm, I think we need someone thoughtful, with a good grasp of the human psyche, a real people person. Someone who knows how to talk to people.

Johan Liebert should do the trick.

 

[grant]

You are insane, that is all.

For someone who understands human nature (particularly Japanese) I nominate the Pink Supervisor!

 

[blackkyuubi]

Hmm, I was going to make a joke and say Lord Raine but I get the feeling that it's more funny in my head. As such I nominate Kamina for the sole reason that Kamina goes with anything.

 

[Garahs]

Washu-chan? She'd also likely be willing to help Shinji with stress relief...

 

[WannabeKurt]

Hmm, I think we need someone thoughtful, with a good grasp of the human psyche, a real people person. Someone who knows how to talk to people.

Johan Liebert should do the trick.

Awww...FUCK

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

Who's to say that Herr Liebert isn't already a member of SEELE?

 

[SotF]

"Query: Have you killed anyone today?"

Shinji blinked as the metal "doctor" handed him an automatic weapons.

 

[blackkyuubi]

"Query: Have you killed anyone today?"

Shinji blinked as the metal "doctor" handed him an automatic weapons.

:blink: ......... Gendo is SCREWED!!!!!! :rofl:

 

[SotF]

"Declaration: It is perfectly acceptable to use fire to display such devotion, my choice would be a Czerka 5100 flame projector, you'll be able to spend years developing your rampant pyromania before needing to bother with refueling."

The red metal hand of the "doctor" handed the flamethrower to the small blue haired girl.

"Addendum: You can now kill it with fire."

 

[AkinaAE86]

Kenpachi or Yachiru. Take your pick. Either way Shinji will end up worse than before. Or possibly incredibly awesome.

 

[Sirushi]

I was going to say Dr Venture, but then I got the idea of Brock fighting off the production model evas.

The mental image of Brock in the red plugsuit, his mullet pulled in two tails by Asuka's hair things.

Well, it kinda kicked my train of thought over.



They both have that battle rage thing. It could work.