Evangelion Nerv needs a Therapist

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amac1688

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#26
Q - James Bond
James Bond - James Bond
Alexander Anderson - Hellsing
V - V for Vendetta
Tony Stark - Ironman
Rommie - Andromeda
Trance - Andromeda
Harper - Andromeda
Tyr - Andromeda
Vegeta - DBZ GT Post Series
Sephiroth - FF7
Morpheus - Matrix
Anakin Skywalker - Star Wars
Yoda - Starwars
Sgt. A. Johnson - Halo

anyone one of these and Gendo is Beyond Screwed
 
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Luthorne

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russellmopar said:
How about an actual therapist: Counselor Deanna Troi.
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...why would she be the exactly wrong character to act as a shrink to the characters of Evangelion? She seems like she would be the right one... :huh:

Hmm, how about...



...Shuji Ikutsuki?



Nozomu Itoshiki?
 
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MTing

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How about Rorschach or Ozymandias from the Watchmen?
 
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Tsukino_kage

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I have this rather insane image of Xelloss as a shrink. Specializing in anger management.
 
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Mercsenary

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Hypothesis said:
Hmm, Gordon Freeman?
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"..."

"Ano... Are you going to say anything?"

"..."

*Sobs* "Its true my father never told me he loved me and my mother ran away."

'Silence as a way to get confession. Success'



Buddy Rydell <-- Anger Management.

Causing Nerv to delve deeper into madness. One random antic at a time.

"YOU PAINTED UNIT 01 PINK WITH ORANGE HIGHLIGHTS?!"

"Yes, its a very soothing color scheme, Doctor."
 
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The Vale

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"and so i think the cause of my deep emotional trauma can be traced back to my fathers abandonment and teh complete lack of compassion, caring and understanding displayed by me guardians. wow, talking this over with someone who really listens helped a lot. thanks doc."

kakashi looked up from his book as shinji finished speaking.

"i'm sorry, did you say something?"
 
PCHeintz72

PCHeintz72

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coconutED said:
Bob Newhart
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Now there is a name I've not seen in quite some time.

And his assistants... Larry/Daryl/Daryl.
 
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bissek

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Just install Dr Sbaitso (A virtual psychiatrist program that Creative Labs used to package with SoundBlaster cards back in the early 90s) on the MAGI and ask the pilots to talk to it for one hour a day.
 
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Artega

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firestorm said:
guys...

Horus.
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You mean Horus as in Heresy?

Otherwise, tossing my hat into the ring, I'll go with Eugene O'Neill.

Just read Long Day's Journey into Night, possibly the most depressing play to read and then follow up that reading by watching it performed.
 
spooky316

spooky316

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firestorm said:
guys...

Horus.
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He'd fit better in the alternate commander thread, I think. Curze would make a more interesting therapist. :evil2:
 
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firestorm

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couldn't you imagine shinji going to horus complaining that daddy's mistreating him, though? just imagine...
 
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GenocideHeart

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Just install Dr Sbaitso (A virtual psychiatrist program that Creative Labs used to package with SoundBlaster cards back in the early 90s) on the MAGI and ask the pilots to talk to it for one hour a day.
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Bah. Just install GLaDOS or SHODAN.

Or for a classic, HAL. :lol:
 
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bissek

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You install SHODAN on the MAGI, and you'll just end up with a third party trying to initiate a version of Third Impact in order to become God.

You install GLaDOS on the MAGI, and she'll nerve gas all of NERV with one exception. The exception will be Shinji, who will be helping her make the cake that she promised to the pilots after they defeat the Angels.
 
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GenocideHeart

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bissek said:
You install SHODAN on the MAGI, and you'll just end up with a third party trying to initiate a version of Third Impact in order to become God.

You install GLaDOS on the MAGI, and she'll nerve gas all of NERV with one exception. The exception will be Shinji, who will be helping her make the cake that she promised to the pilots after they defeat the Angels.
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She will also perform a bunch of weird experiments using Shinji, including one involving a Companion Cube, of course.

Oh, and the cake is a lie. :p
 
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bissek

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A Weighted Companion Cube is a much more reliable friend than some of the people Shinji has to deal with.
 
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Oni_kawaii

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bissek said:
A Weighted Companion Cube is a much more reliable friend than some of the people Shinji has to deal with.
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It's sad how true that is.

Shinji would never get out of that level since he wouldn't want to burn the cube.
 
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Aranfan

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Thread Revival!


To continue with the computers: AM from IHNMaIMS.
 
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