Me. That was me. I wrote one chapter of one. So that might be what you're talking about.
It was supposed to be a crackfic that made fun of a lot of stuff. It had a seraph deciding to be Nerv's shrink because it looked like fun, another bunch of "angels" and miscellaneous immortals out there just wandering about sowing chaos, Kaworu "feeling a part of himself die" because he has hordes of vapid fangirls and becoming emo until Toji beats the emo out of him, Rei and Toji getting into the "wabbit season duck season" argument (related to Toji beating the emo out of Kaworu...seriously), a school club led by Kensuke called "Virgins Anonymous," and snow in Gendo's office. But my plans for it kept changing at the last second and I couldn't decide where to take it. So I dropped it to write my originals...and play an MMO that isn't WoW.
I really should get more initiative to write....
Not like I lack things TO write.
Like "Ultra Waff: or The Destroyer of the Internets/Worst Fanfic Ever Imagined," which features chapter titles such as:
"Blue Headed Ho's" where Rei pimps out her clones to pay for a PS5 and a new TV.
"Big Pimpin'" where Gendo thinks like a pimp (literally. It's from his perspecive.) and orders Rei to "remove" Shinji's virginity.
"Gary Strikes" where a new Eva pilot comes, beats all the angels, and nobody cares. The actual chapter itself focuses on Asuka's reaction to the craziness that now surrounds her...and the fact that "Wondergirl is kind of a nympho."
"Magical Shinji" where Shinji reveals that he can somehow turn into a girl at will...who happens to be a magical girl. A talking cat shows up claiming that he is the heir to some lost empire and that "she" must gather a team to fight for the future of the world. They send the cat to the Humane Society and go on with their lives.
There's a bit more. But those descriptions are really all I've written down for that. Cursed be this ADD.
It was supposed to be a crackfic that made fun of a lot of stuff. It had a seraph deciding to be Nerv's shrink because it looked like fun, another bunch of "angels" and miscellaneous immortals out there just wandering about sowing chaos, Kaworu "feeling a part of himself die" because he has hordes of vapid fangirls and becoming emo until Toji beats the emo out of him, Rei and Toji getting into the "wabbit season duck season" argument (related to Toji beating the emo out of Kaworu...seriously), a school club led by Kensuke called "Virgins Anonymous," and snow in Gendo's office. But my plans for it kept changing at the last second and I couldn't decide where to take it. So I dropped it to write my originals...and play an MMO that isn't WoW.
I really should get more initiative to write....
Not like I lack things TO write.
Like "Ultra Waff: or The Destroyer of the Internets/Worst Fanfic Ever Imagined," which features chapter titles such as:
"Blue Headed Ho's" where Rei pimps out her clones to pay for a PS5 and a new TV.
"Big Pimpin'" where Gendo thinks like a pimp (literally. It's from his perspecive.) and orders Rei to "remove" Shinji's virginity.
"Gary Strikes" where a new Eva pilot comes, beats all the angels, and nobody cares. The actual chapter itself focuses on Asuka's reaction to the craziness that now surrounds her...and the fact that "Wondergirl is kind of a nympho."
"Magical Shinji" where Shinji reveals that he can somehow turn into a girl at will...who happens to be a magical girl. A talking cat shows up claiming that he is the heir to some lost empire and that "she" must gather a team to fight for the future of the world. They send the cat to the Humane Society and go on with their lives.
There's a bit more. But those descriptions are really all I've written down for that. Cursed be this ADD.