Naruto Ninjas? Mongrels? Same difference.

F

Fatuous One

Well-Known Member
#1
#1
This is (again) thanks to GH. I'll say no more.

---

"Okay, one more time!" Naruto swore as he bit his thumb for the nth time, before slapping his palm onto the ground. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!"

"Squirttle SQUUAckk~" Naruto quickly cleaned his kunai and sent a few shadow clones to dice up the corpse for dinner. He had no idea what the fuck those things were, but they sure tasted good! They didn't talk though, so he didn't think they had anything to do with the toad contract.

'àbrat, I am tired of this shit. Stop wasting my chakra.'

"Hey, hey!" Naruto glared at the sky. "It's uhhà upkeep! You're paying your rent, fox! The chakra I use isn't yours, its MINE to do with as I like! And I'm gonna use it to master this summoning crap before Ero-sennin has anything more to do with it."

'àOh, really?' Kyuubi asked sarcastically.

"Yeah, REALLY!" Naruto answered with just as much venom.

'Hmpf, fine thenà'

"Huh?" Naruto blinked, taken aback at the sudden withdrawal. "Wellà uh, GOOD!"

"Lemme see," Naruto re-orientated himself. "Okay, let's go! Kuchiyose no Jutsaahh!"

Naruto screamed as his chakra suddenly increased to an insane amount. It erupted right as he had finished the summoning, but Naruto noticed that the normal summoning markings that sprang from wherever he touched looked really wer-

The ground exploded, showing Naruto with rubbish and making him cough as dust got shoved up his mouth and nose.

"Acck!" Naruto spat. "DAMN YOU STUPID FOX!"

"Hmhmhmà" The chuckle caused Naruto to spin around, back towards the small hole he'd made in the ground. Next to his ruined summoning circle stood a blonde man with an armor matching to his brilliant yellow hair. Only his eyes were in contrast to his color schemed apparel, being a blood red crimson.

"W-who the hell are you?!" Naruto jabbed his finger at the golden-clad man in front of him. Sure, he had been expecting to finally summon something big, but he had expected a toad of some sort, not a guy, ùhey wait!

"I-"

"Hey, hey, you wouldn't happen to be a prince, right?" Naruto yelled excitedly. Everyone knew that if a princess kissed a toad that he'd turn into a prince. Maybe this meant thù àwait.

"Hmpfà Th-"

"Wait, wait, wait! I'm not a princess, okay?!" Naruto objected.

Whi-THUNK!

"Quiet, mongrel." The yellow-haired man said menacingly. " I am the King of Heroes, Gilgamesh û although my class is Archer û a peasant such as yourself would do well to keep your betters in mind."

"àowà" Naruto moaned from the ground as he tried to recover from being bludgeoned by an axe.

"Hmmà" Gilgamesh knelt next to his 'master'. "I should note; your taste in clothing is excellent. This might not be so unbearable after all."

---

Yeah, me and my hubby thought it would be neat if Servants could be summoned in the Narutoverse. GH wanted me to write up a snippet of what I thought a meeting between Naruto and Gilgamesh would be like, and this is what I came up with. ^^;;
 
J

Jakkun

Well-Known Member
#2
#2
Killing the squirtle was pretty amusing. Wouldn't it be Gai that summons them though? The idea is pretty interesting.
 
M

Mereo Flere

Well-Known Member
#3
#3
Throwing the King of Carelessness into the Naruto world?

It would certainly be...interesting.

I laughed at Gil's fashion sense, though.
 
R

raedric

Well-Known Member
#4
#4
...That idea is made of complete and utter win. Not only would Gilgamesh offset Naruto's personality nicely, Naruto could use a command spell to make him train him. As long as he doesn't suddenly get to hokage level, that is.

Actually, I think it would be interesting if Yondaime was a servant, because the way he died would be the ultimate act of heroism. Gilgamesh is definitely who Naruto should be stuck with, but the Yondaime would be a cool addition to somebody else.

Hope to see more soon! ^_^
 
F

Fatuous One

Well-Known Member
#5
#5
Killing the squirtle was pretty amusing. Wouldn't it be Gai that summons them though? The idea is pretty interesting.
Click to expand...
Squirtles aren't turtles, they're the devil itse...thems...uhm.. They're eeeevil!

I also don't need to use logic since this idea isn't really serious.

Throwing the King of Carelessness into the Naruto world?

It would certainly be...interesting.

I laughed at Gil's fashion sense, though.
Click to expand...
Yeah, I always thought that Gilgamesh's fashion sense was utter shit (that casual wear in FATE, for instance), so I can see him liking Naruto crap clothing. ^^;;

...That idea is made of complete and utter win. Not only would Gilgamesh offset Naruto's personality nicely, Naruto could use a command spell to make him train him. As long as he doesn't suddenly get to hokage level, that is.

Actually, I think it would be interesting if Yondaime was a servant, because the way he died would be the ultimate act of heroism. Gilgamesh is definitely who Naruto should be stuck with, but the Yondaime would be a cool addition to somebody else.
Click to expand...
Eheheh... Naruto doesn't have a command seal. ^^;; he's unintentionally struck a contract with the Throne, but he can only summon Gilgamesh... or something. Honestly, I hadn't given any logic behind it any thought.

So basically, I made it "anything goes." ^^;; Glad you found it amusing.
 
M

Mereo Flere

Well-Known Member
#7
#7
*Throws something random in about Avenger to drive F1 nuts*

The real question is, how long until Gil goes off and uses Ea on all of Konoha?
 
Z

zeebee1

Well-Known Member
#8
#8
You could possibly control him by saying as long as Naruto is alive, and doesn't intentinally send him back, Gilgamesh can stay permanently. He might behave himself if given the opportunity to stay around instead of just dissapearing to the throne.
 
G

GenocideHeart

Well-Known Member
#9
#9
Unfortunately I'm totally tired from writing smut all night long (2:30am HERE), and my lovely wife already indulged me far too much by writing this one snippet here, but...


It WOULD be nice if someone wrote snippets of how they thought Naruto's first summoning/meeting with other Servants went.

Ironically, Naruto is probably one of the few who can control Berserker, out of sheer bullheaded refusal to give up. :snigger:
 
R

raedric

Well-Known Member
#10
#10
Haha, yeah. I can see Naruto as Berserkers master, although the conversation would be difficult if it was Heracles. Then again, knowing Naruto he could probably get Heracles to say "STFU" in under five minutes.
 
F

Fatuous One

Well-Known Member
#12
#12
*Throws something random in about Avenger to drive F1 nuts*
Click to expand...
*Gnaws on Mereo's head*

The real question is, how long until Gil goes off and uses Ea on all of Konoha?
Click to expand...
Dunno. I would be more interested in how badly he pisses off everyone. :p

You could possibly control him by saying as long as Naruto is alive, and doesn't intentinally send him back, Gilgamesh can stay permanently. He might behave himself if given the opportunity to stay around instead of just dissapearing to the throne.
Click to expand...
Actually, I came up with an idea on how Gilgamesh can stay in the world. Tho', like the rest of this, I'm never going to explain exactly HOW this works, 'cause... ya'know, it really doesn't.

Moar? Please?
Click to expand...
Eh... I don't really have any plans on continuing this, actually. I did write a small extra bit to feed my obsessiveness with being 'correct' and the like (even though it comes nowhere near being valid), but... Well, we'll see. *shrug*

---

'Well, nice to see you down here, brat.'

"Oh, screw you." Naruto grumbled as he picked himself off the stained ground. Glaring up at the imposing face of the terror of Konoha, Naruto felt a snarl curl his lips. "You bastard! I could have been killedà I thinkà"

Rolling its gigantic eyes, the fox demon snorted in contempt.

'You say that as if I should care. But regardless, that's not why I called you down here.'

"Well, what DID you want? You big bastard?" Naruto's glare didn't lessen as he looked at the shadowed creature behind the steel bars.

'Isn't it obvious? Look, you foolish brat, look at the seal.'

Finally shifting his gaze to where the fox directed, Naruto gasped.

"The hell!? That wasn't there before, and where's the seal marking?!"

In place of the somewhat complex kanji, was a much more simple û and in Naruto's opinion, neat looking û crimson spiral. It looked similar to the marking that sometimes showed up on his belly, but instead of a single line, there were three distinct curves within the symbol.

"What this hell is this thing?" Naruto focused his glare back at the fox.

'I've no idea.' The nine-tailed demon admitted shamelessly. Somehow, Naruto was able to resist smashing head first back onto the floor.

"Then why the hell did you call me here?!" Naruto grit his teeth in annoyance.

'Hahaà I may have no idea what it is, but I know what it's doing, or ratherà what it's already done.' The huge creature's impossible grin spilt onto the sides of his face, revealing a deception of endless teeth. 'Don't see the regular seal there, do you? That's because whatever this is, erased it, and took its place. And you know what? It's rather unstable. Actually, I'd wager that it's linked to that interesting guy you summoned.'

"Soà what? What does THAT mean?!" Naruto carefully tried to quell the panic that was starting to set in, he couldn't let the fox see that he was worried.

'I told youà I have no idea. One thing's for sure is that you can just take all those demands for chakra and shove them up your ass. I'm going to be waiting to see what happens with this little incident before I do anything more. Soà good luck brat. AhahaàHAHAHAHAHAHA!!'

Naruto's body quickly became covered in saliva as the huge fox's laughter cause a 'rain' of liquid to soak him.

"àif this was real, I'd have to kick your ass, you know that?" Naruto's laser-beam glare was ruined by the fact that his face was hard to see under the thick, stinky fluid covering it.

'Yeah, sorry,' the Kyuubi said, chagrined. It made a mental note to keep the maniacal laughter a private affair. How undignified.

---
 
S

Shikaze

Well-Known Member
#13
#13
Who else can see Tenten dry-humping Gil if she's here when he decide to open the Gate of Babylon ?
 
M

Mereo Flere

Well-Known Member
#14
#14
I can see why that would interest you...but honestly, I see Sasuke seeing Gil and then trying to copy the summon.

Somehow, he manages to succeed through a Deus Ex Sharingan...

A) He gets Avenger. Fits, doesn't it? Except...well, Avenger is Avenger!
B) He gets Assassin, because he doesn't have enough chakra to summon a proper servant.
C) He gets Archer.

Now, the latter two might be considered too good for Sasuke...but really, I see it as those two putting them in his place.

If all else fails, though...

D) Archer-ko. Everything is made better with Archer-ko.
 
S

SmacksKiller

Well-Known Member
#15
#15
Anyone has a picture of Avenger, I don't think he showed up in the anime. Or Archer-ko
 
F

Fatuous One

Well-Known Member
#16
#16
Who else can see Tenten dry-humping Gil if she's here when he decide to open the Gate of Babylon ?
Click to expand...
I think Tenten would more likely prostrate herself before him and ask to be his apprentice. :p She's far too self-respecting to actually break down and start humping somebody.

I can see why that would interest you...but honestly, I see Sasuke seeing Gil and then trying to copy the summon.

Somehow, he manages to succeed through a Deus Ex Sharingan...
Click to expand...
Yeah, and Sasuke would say "I want the strongest one!"

"Y HALO THAR BA~ZA~KA!" :p

^^

But yeah, Archer-ko would make everything infinitely better.

Anyone has a picture of Avenger, I don't think he showed up in the anime. Or Archer-ko
Click to expand...
Archer-ko 'lo~

Avenger, oh so GAR




Yeah, and now I'm angry 'cause I realize I don't have that many pictures of Avenger. :/
 
S

Shikaze

Well-Known Member
#17
#17
Fatuous One said:
Who else can see Tenten dry-humping Gil if she's here when he decide to open the Gate of Babylon ?
Click to expand...
I think Tenten would more likely prostrate herself before him and ask to be his apprentice. :p She's far too self-respecting to actually break down and start humping somebody.
Click to expand...
Yeah right. If ypu remember the Forest of Death, she did ram Lee a new one in front of everybody while shaking him like a maraxas. I can see her self-orgasming without any shame if the Gate appears before her :p
 
F

Fatuous One

Well-Known Member
#18
#18
Self-respecting doesn't have anything do to with respecting anybody else. :p

While I don't really care, look at it this way: she doesn't care about the opinions of any of those people, but if she has an amount of 'respect' for Gilgamesh with his wtfpwn-ness, she'd want to NOT shame herself in front of him...






...or something. Tenten doesn't have much of a character anyway.
 
J

Jakkun

Well-Known Member
#20
#20
Tenten cares about Lee so that's why she beat him for being a moron. When it showed most of her team training just before the time skip, she was sitting there smiling at Lee while Gai was lying on the ground exhausted. Neji wasn't there, perhaps because he was still injured. Since she is barelt in the manga, the few times she does show up have to have all the info about her. I don't think she is obsessed with Neji, nor does she really like him all that much. I think she would much rather have a guy that can last for days straight than some guy who can't.
 
J

Jakkun

Well-Known Member
#24
#24
Works for me too. Maybe it has down times or something.
 
F

Fatuous One

Well-Known Member
#25
#25
If you're still having trouble, just check Wikipedia or Google. They both have the same picture if you enter it in right. For Wikipedia, just type in "Fate/hollow ataraxia" (and click on Avenger's profile), and with Google, use the image search and type in "Avenger Fate". He's the guy with the tattoos.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top