Naruto Ninjas? Mongrels? Same difference.

[toraneko]

LATER...

Gilgamesh was quite interested in this blonde woman. Buxom, lively, and with that defiant attitude in the face of danger that always seemed to attract his royal eye so well...

"Well, how do you do, Miss...?"

"Tsunade. Please don't bother me. I've got a hangover after last night, and your armor is glinting brightly enough to make me homicidal."

The King of Heroes was indeed intrigued, despite her apparent bad habits. Yet, something just seemed... amiss about her.

He stared at her, scrutinizing her appearance carefully. 'Illusion? Ah. No matter, I'll just look past it and...!'

The King, his face turning slightly green, pulled out his favored Noble Phantasm and activated it as quickly as possible.

"Gate of Babylon!" '...now where was that- Aha!'

Drawing out a vial of some strangely colored liquid, he wasted no time in thrusting his Potion of Renewed Youth into her hands. He hastily excused himself after telling her it would "solve her worst problems" if she would drink it.

In the hallway, Gilgamesh fumed. It was a crime for cruel Time to desecrate the King's treasures thus.

Tsunade sighed. "Well, at least he's being helpful." Truthfully, the sunlight glinting off of his obnoxiously shiny golden armor had given her a headache so fierce that she could barely think. At least he had the decency to try and make amends.

"Might as well try this hangover remedy of his. Bottoms up..."

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Couldn't think of anything for the other Servants with Naruto, but this one just demanded it. :snigger:

 

[Fatuous One]

LAWL... Gilgamesh, he has to take care of the beauties, right? Haha...

You know... That gives me another thought as well...

"Wait, I should do WHAT?" Sakura blinked in shock at the blindingly shiny man in front of her.

"As I said," Gilgamesh sighed, "while your affronts are worthy, I know this from experience. BEAT your loved one into the ground, and take them by force. I know his character just from how he receives your love. This is the best course of action."

"àReally?" Sakura leaned forward curiously.

"Believe me, girl." Gilgamesh gave a confident grin. "I've had have experience in this sort of relationship."

She had to admit, nothing she had done so far had really had any effect. If the carrot didn't gather results, perhaps the stickà?

"How could I possibly beat Sasuke-kun?" Sakura frowned thoughtfully. "I'm just notà"

"Say no more!" Gilgamesh placed his hand on his kindred spirit's shoulder, completely understanding of her plight. "I know the thought of mauling your loved one isn't a pleasant one, but it IS for the best.

"Hmm, here." Gilgamesh started pulling out a chain from his Gate. "I'll ask that you return it once you've finished subduing him, but please, take this."

"What is it?" Sakura hefted the heavy chain experimentally. "It'sà so pretty."

"Yes," Gilgamesh smiled. "It is my most trustedà But, you have said that he is of divine nature, correct? Erukindu will bind him so that you may do whatever you please."

"Really?" Sakura looked up adoringly at her new savior.

"Yes," the King of Heroes patted the girl on the head. "All I ask is that you have it cleaned after you're done with it."

'Ahhà' Gilgamesh wiped a tear from his eye as he watched the girl skip away. 'Young love!'

 

[SotF]

you know the Avenger pic looks like a cursed seal gone haywire

 

[Fatuous One]

orz

Please, don't try to draw connections between someone as cool as Avenger, and that gay ass crap that is known as Naruto (or more specifically that gay ass crap that is known as Sasuke, and other bullshit like the curse seal).







I'll need to hurt you otherwise for raping my mind with such filth.

Besides which, his tattoos do nothing for him.

 

[GenocideHeart]

I have this weird image of Caster as Naruto's servant, and Naruto loudly complaining about how the Cursed Seal is making Sasuke (or Neji, pick one) go emo again.

Cue Caster whipping Rule Breaker out and stabbing the chosen victim in either the neck or forehead, with Naruto freaking out cause he thinks she just killed them. :rofl:

Anybody care to give that scene a try? I just can't seem to put it in words.

And DAMN, this fic should be written for sheer hilarity factor. If Tsunade forced Gilgamesh to kill the armor, I can see him dressing in a way that makes Lee and Gai look positively dashing. :snigger:

 

[SoftRogue]

Hee...just waitng for some one to use Rider and do the 'look into my eyes' bit.

 

[SmacksKiller]

Hee...just waitng for some one to use Rider and do the 'look into my eyes' bit.

With the whole red eyes thing... Anyone wants to give a doujustu to Kurenai ?