No More Ninjas

[Ingenuity]

I have been feeling kind of odd recently. It is during these odd moments that I hunt for strange crossovers. Mostly stuff that is rarely done but often not done at all.

No More Heros is my absolute favorite Wii game ever. And I recently played 1 and 2 the 4th and 3rd time respectively.

Sadly, there are no NMH crossovers with my other addiction: Naruto.

So I propose a challenge.

NMH x Naruto crossover. Do it however you like, no specific rules. Just try to keep true to NMH. Humor, vulgar, and very very bloody.

I'll definitely be trying my hand at this myself.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Huh. I thought it was a challenge ala Marvel's "House of M" where Wanda Maximoff wished for "No More Mutants" and 90% of the mutants on Earth lost their powers. My original thought was that something similar happens in the Narutoverse where 90% of the ninjas lose their abilities somehow, like, I dunno, Madara invoking a superjutsu of some sort.

But as I've never played No More Heroes, I don't think I'll be much help to this challenge. Sorry.

 

[Watashiwa]

So, to become Hokage you have to slaughter your way to the top?

....WATA LIKE! :yay:

 

[SotF]

So, to become Hokage you have to slaughter your way to the top?

....WATA LIKE! :yay:

Well, that explains Gaara...

 

[Ingenuity]

AJT, No More Heros is a violent assassination game for the Wii. About an Otaku who became and assassin to pay the rent. He is also motivated by the promise of sex. Should you get the chance to play it, do. It's worth it.

And that is pretty much my idea Wata. It would involve massive character death and would be mostly action porn though.

I was reluctant to modernize Konoha and implant some OC assassins at certain ranks.

Should Naruto be the main character, Sasuke is a must for rank 2. Question is, whose the sexy lady who acts as Naruto's "manager"? A mix of hot and batshit insane.

 

[aledeth]

Fanon Anko is the only option apparently.

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

AJT, No More Heros is a violent assassination game for the Wii. About an Otaku who became and assassin to pay the rent. He is also motivated by the promise of sex. Should you get the chance to play it, do. It's worth it.

And that is pretty much my idea Wata. It would involve massive character death and would be mostly action porn though.

I was reluctant to modernize Konoha and implant some OC assassins at certain ranks.

Should Naruto be the main character, Sasuke is a must for rank 2. Question is, whose the sexy lady who acts as Naruto's "manager"? A mix of hot and batshit insane.

If I had a Wii, I'd check it out. Though I might anyway.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Should Naruto be the main character, Sasuke is a must for rank 2. Question is, whose the sexy lady who acts as Naruto's "manager"? A mix of hot and batshit insane.

The main character obviously has to be Killerbee. He's the only one insane enough to replace Travis, anyone else would be an unforgivable insult to NMH.

 

[DrTempo]

Here's a NMH/Naruto fusion:
Here

It's pretty good, actually.

 

[Ingenuity]

Should Naruto be the main character, Sasuke is a must for rank 2. Question is, whose the sexy lady who acts as Naruto's "manager"? A mix of hot and batshit insane.

The main character obviously has to be Killerbee. He's the only one insane enough to replace Travis, anyone else would be an unforgivable insult to NMH.

Well, I don't really consider KillerBee insane. Just a horrible rapper.

And Travis was just a little... homicidal. Not really insane.

And there isn't much depth to KillerBee's personality yet. Certainly not enough for me at least, and tampering with his ass is out of my jurisdiction. :huh.:

But this is a challenge, do it how you want.

 

[goldenarms]

Huh. I thought it was a challenge ala Marvel's "House of M" where Wanda Maximoff wished for "No More Mutants" and 90% of the mutants on Earth lost their powers. My original thought was that something similar happens in the Narutoverse where 90% of the ninjas lose their abilities somehow, like, I dunno, Madara invoking a superjutsu of some sort.

Nice to know I wasn't the only one.

 

[Jomasten]

I'm actually still in the process of playing the first game using my friend's Wii, but I have the most gist of it. And what an interesting Challenge~

Rank 10 should be Iruka/Zabuza
Rank 9 should be Shikamaru/Kirabii/Kakashi.
Rank 8 Tenten/Sasuke/Haku
Rank 7 Lee/Gai
Rank 6 Sakura/Hinata/Temari
Rank 5 Chouji/Kiba
Rank 4 Shino/Orochimaru
Rank 3 Koharu
Rank 2 Anko/Shizune
Rank 1 Sarutobi, but is KS'd by Tsunade.

Or Ayame, as it is~

 

[DrTempo]

I'm actually still in the process of playing the first game using my friend's Wii, but I have the most gist of it. And what an interesting Challenge~

Rank 10 should be Iruka/Zabuza
Rank 9 should be Shikamaru/Kirabii/Kakashi.
Rank 8 Tenten/Sasuke/Haku
Rank 7 Lee/Gai
Rank 6 Sakura/Hinata/Temari
Rank 5 Chouji/Kiba
Rank 4 Shino/Orochimaru
Rank 3 Koharu
Rank 2 Anko/Shizune
Rank 1 Sarutobi, but is KS'd by Tsunade.

Or Ayame, as it is~

My opinions on this list:
10: Zabuza; both him and Rank 10 have big swords, so it'd be similar in that respect.
9. Shikamaru seems the kind of guy who'd fit in this slot.
8. I'd think Tenten'd fit here.
7. Gai. DEFINITELY.
6. Sakura seems to fit here.
5. If you're mimicking the plot of NMH1, it doesn't matter who goes here since the Rank 5 here..well...He goes out like a punk.
4. Orochimaru seems to fit Rank 4's tricks here.
3. Since there's only one character here...
2. Anko's more in line with Rank 2's personality.
1. Agreed on the choice here.