Nasuverse People die when they're killed. Except Archer.

kaiseryuu

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#1
Kinoko Nasu said Archer isn't from the Fate path blah blah, so this is varying degrees of AU.

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Chaputah, Hajimaru-yoh!
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"______________________!!!!!" The indescribable roar of Berserker echoed in the wide hall of the Einzbern forest castle.

It wasn't exactly how Archer had planned on this happening. Even with his trained ability to read the flow of events in and out of battle, he had gotten used to always having his plans fucked up at some point.

"Hold him off, Archer!" She had ordered him.

"But you won't mind if I defeat him, will you?" He had shot back cockily, despite the odds he knew very well. He didn't know why he'd said that, maybe it was his way of trying to get her morale up.

Didn't matter soon enough though, as the Reality Marble came crashing down around him. Berserker was truly a servant worthy of Ilyasviel Von Einzbern. Archer had thrown everything he had at the mad hero, but even he, the one who carries and unlimited amount of blades in him only had so many A-class noble phantasms in his inventory.

To begin with, having a defence against anything below A-rank is insane, add to that the fact that every attack or phantasm only works one time and the 12 lives he has, it was basically quite unfair...

"hahah..." Unfair? Even though he was on his knees, about to die, this situation could only get worse as Archer began to realize how well he'd played the role he remembered Rin's servant having in the 5th Grail war, when he'd been as a master in it.

To fight courageously and take away half of Berserker's lives so he himself along with Rin and Artu... Saber, could "power up" in a shack somewhere in the woods and hope to defeat the homunculi's Servant.

Then, as all seemed lost, he would pull his first, and probably most powerful, trace out of his ass after he'd used a command spell on his own Servant because he was afraid she'd get hurt.

"hahahahahh" He'd enjoy how unbelievably fucked the situation was, if he wasn't about to die.

"Berserker! I can't believe you! You let some no-name hero kill you 5 times!" Ilya was raging. She was like that, the spoiled, lonely snow fairy. Damn it, know he remembered her dying in his arms again.

She'd been so fragile in life, not like him who had been even without Avalon's protection a walking suit of armour with all the blade popping out under his skin whenever he was about to die.

Avalon... During the war, he'd been able to trace that sword many times thanks to the sheath inside him. Every time it had become more and more simple, but once the war had ended, it had become more and more difficult to even imagine it.

He'd never seen the blade itself, only through dream cycle and the sheath had he been able to bring forth that sword. A phantasm of a phantasm, you could even call it.
Saber, Rin, Ilya, Sakura, Taiga... Shinji even. It felt refreshing to see all those old faces, even as a stranger to them.

Emiya Shirou. He hadn't been able to confront him, he'd been unable to even make a decent plan regarding his time/space paradox suicide.

He'd been watching himself for the past few days. "If you can't defeat your enemy, then imagine something, that in your mind could." were the words of advice he'd given to the novice of tracing.

Once again he didn't know why he'd said that. Why help his enemy?
Ah, Berserker had momentarily turned around to face Ilya as the Reality Marble had come down crashing, but now the giant was slowly and purposefully striding towards the kneeling Archer.

My left arm is useless, my legs... Useless, I might be able to do one more dodge, but with him, it might still connect.

"If you can't defeat him..." The words were repeating in his head, along with the puzzled and confused look Shirou had answered with.

"There's no way..." Archer laughed as he reminisced of his victory against Berserker.
Even as he tried to remember what the blade had looked like, he came up with nothing. There wasn't even a blank to show it's shape, the wasn't anything in his mind regarding that sword.

Berserker stopped. He was now standing right before the kneeling Archer. He sure is big, I'd almost forgotten just how big. The giant raised his stone sword-axe, a simple half-assed blow of his would eradicate Archer easily...

Archer would've looked up, as a half-assed sign of resistance show a last grin. But that had been forgotten now. It puzzled him, it felt as if there was something in his right hand.

It wasn't any of the weapons he had in his Reality Marble. He knew how every single handle of every single weapon he had felt like. The only word that came to mind...

How... nostalgic? Archer closed his eyes. There was a handle in his hand. At first it was fuzzy and soft, but as he squeezed it, it began to gain form, shape... and color?
Ornate, blue and golden... Two handed with a wide cross-guard...Well balanced, but obviously not a heavy War Sword, like, Excalibur was...

As if struck by lightning, Berserker's strike came, this wasn't a half-assed blow, this was a full power blow.

But it never hit home, as Archer from his knees dodged to the right, his right hand held above his head grasping onto a beam of light. Sparks and lighting flashed, more than that, Archers right arm was glowing green with having its Magical Circuits in overdrive.

Berserker didn't even slow down for a second as he moved to complete a follow up, but the axe sword that was swung at unimaginable speed was stopped.

No, stopped wasn't the right word. It was broken, as Archers arm had finally stopped glowing, the golden beam had shattered the stone sword, without a moments pause, the sword moved back as Archer pulled it next to him.

Finally opening his eyes, Archer thrust the sword into Berserker's chest. This time, in the hallway echoed the smaller servants voice

"CALIBURN--!!"
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Ilya was mad, her perfect servant was having trouble with Rin's lowlife hero without any legend to his person.

"Berserker! I can't believe you! You let some no-name hero kill you 5 times!" Ilya was raging, in fact.

But it wouldn't matter. With this one out of the picture, Rin, Shirou and Saber would be easy to handle. They were all weary and tired, and with Berserker still in almost perfect shape, catching up would me a matter of hours.

Rin's pathetic... well somewhat pathetic Servant was laughing to himself, muttering even silently. She expected as much from the Servant who'd allowed himself to be sacrificed so the others could run away.

Berserker would now finally kill the pesky knight in red. She had no idea how someone like him could exist... He possessed 5 A-rank Noble Phantasms, a Reality Marble and combat ability to be able to avoid Berserker for almost the whole fight.

"CALIBURN--!!"

She was snapped back to reality by the loud yell, it took her a few seconds to realize what had happened. HOW DARES HE--!

There was a small, comparatively, ornate golden sword thrust into Berserker's chest. A useless attack that would barely even hamper her Berserker. The final light of a flame, so to speak.

Except.

Berserker wasn't moving.

Silence reigned all for another scant few seconds. Until a deep and sombre voice echoed.

"What is this blade? It's not even a Noble Phantasm... I fear I am quite taken back by all this..." It was Berserker who had spoken.

"Wha- Berserker!" Ilya's eyes snapped open as she ran down the stairs to her servant, now seemingly out of the Mad Enhancement.

"I... I'd call it a Phantasm of Phantasm. A blade that I shouldn't even know, yet hold in my hand." Archer wearily spoke, leaning slightly onto the blade stuck in the taller Hero's chest.

"Truly a frightening existence you are... even as I swear upon my father to have never seen you, this moment feels familiar." Berserker continued as the short girl stopped running and stood behind him.

"Berserker, finish him already, they're getting away already!" She was angry, he knew that, yet he could only smile.

"Yes... this is the second time I've defeated you with this sword. This should be impossible beyond impossible." Archer spoke as he wearily let go of the sword and slumped backwards, his legs shaking.

"I shouldn't be able to create this weapon, I shouldn't be able to wield this weapon, and without this swords true owner by my sode I shouldn't be able to strike you down like this..."

Archer laughed a little as he fell onto his back. A disgusting wet sound echoed as the nasty gash on his left shoulder bled heavily onto the marble floor.

The sword stuck in Berserker's chest began to fade away.

"Ah... I believe I can recall it here... From a Saber's Master into an Archer. You are a surprisingly tenacious man." Berserker laughed, it sounded more powerful than the whisper like voice from before, now it was like what you'd expect from a man who had forged his way into Divinity.

Ilya took another few steps forward to face Berserker, as another furious order was about surface, she froze.

Heracles merely smiled at her apologetically. "I'm sorry, Master, it seems I've failed you yet again." as the words left his mouth, he began fade away, his arms and legs slowly turning into ash and dust.

Archer knew how devastated Ilya would be, but... He was soon to follow Berserker. He had done something very characteristic of himself: He'd gone way beyond his limits, and with Rin already miles away, he had no way of recovering his strenght

With a last laugh, Archers consciousness faded away.

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Bad End
visit Tiger Dojo YES/no

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"Welcome once again to the Tiger Doj-"
"Shut up Taiga-nee."

With that Taiga exploded with red hot fury into a rant about not calling her Tiger, yet the white haired, red-clad knight ignored her while lying lazily on the floor.

Archer did not feel like thinking right now. All of his circuits were screaming at him despite this being a supposedly superior body. He didn't want to think about why he was in his old house's training dojo along with Taiga in a hakama and her fearsome Torashinai out, or why Ilya was in a buruma.

"Wait, Ilya...?!" as soon as his eyes snapped open, the dojo faded away along with the raging Taiga and the Ilya trying to calm her down.

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"Uh..." Archer groaned followed by a wince due to a jolt of pain from his left shoulder. His whole body ached.

Which meant he was alive, and still in the grail war. That shouldn't be possible. He'd gone way over the limits, he should've disappeared in a matter of minutes since Rin was too far away for any prana to be transmitted.

He opened his eyes and subsequently froze. A face was very closely examining him. Red eyes short silver hair. White very covering dress with a black bust holding a sizeable pair of breasts.

And she was sitting on top of him.

"Uh.. ah..." Archer blinked. He shook his head and moved to sit up.

"--Aah...!" The silver haired woman made a slight sound in protest and pressed him down with her palms on his chest. Archer noted, that she was QUITE strong.

Ignoring her protests, he tried to sit up again, she pressed him down even more forcefully, and this time moved to sit from on top of his legs to on top of his stomach to hold him down better.

Archers brow twitched ever so slightly as she radiated with a victorious yet held-back smile.

Was she possibly underestimating him? Even without being a servant, he would be able to easily lift her up. For Alaya's sake his chest plate was made of the same stiff composite material as his bow, him moving around in it had made his chest and back very strong.

With an "URYAH--!" he sat up, causing the soft-spoken woman to slide back down onto his lap.

"Ah, Mistress told Leysritt to keep you from leaving, so please don't move..." the woman spoke up, blinking. She was obviously a bit distressed as her plan had now failed.

Archer just stared at the woman. Who is this dim woman? And Why does she seem familiar? he decided to to ignore the woman, for now at least.

Taking a look around, ignoring the pleading eyes of the woman, Archer noticed he was in a fairly fine room. It seemed also somewhat familiar to him. Still ignoring the woman, Archer lifted his right hand and tried flexing it.

He was still low on prana. Not critically so, but a few more hours and he'd disappear. His left side was still recovering, though the bleeding had been stopped somehow. His legs felt very tired. Though that just might be from having the woman sitting on them for Akasha knows how long.

Escape didn't seem an option.
"Where exactly am I? Am I a prisoner?" Archer finally turned to face the woman sitting on his lap.

"Ah... You're the mistresses guest, though she told us to keep you from harm. You're in her castle in her family forest." She kindly explained. Eyes closed, head tilted and finger pointing and all that...

"I see..." Archer groaned. He was still in Ilya's castle, low on prana, not very sure on how to get out, how much time had passed and what to expect in the future to happen. Just as he was about to sigh, someone entered the room.

"L-Leysritt...! Wha- What are you doing!" Archer turned to the sound of the voice to see a door opened, along with a similarly dressed woman, also with silver hair and red eyes. Only differences were that her under-dress was dark purple instead of black, and she had longer hair, reaching all the way down to the waist.

"He was moving in his sleep... Sat on him to make him stay still." Leysritt, as the other woman had called her, answered, not the least bit trouble by her closeness to Archer.

"Th-That's no reason to be sitting in his lap! Get off and make him lay down, Ilya is coming to check up on him now!" The woman in the doorway was visibly vexed.

Archer and Leysritt both blinked and then stared at each other. After a moments silence, Archer spoke up. "I'll lay down if you get off me." Leysritt beamed at that and nodded, lightly hopping off the taller man.

"I'm done, Sella." She spoke to the woman in the doorway. Before she could answer, Ilya walked in, the air in the room seemed to freeze as she stared at Archer.

Not even missing a moment in looking around at the people gathered in the room, she sat down in an old cushioned chair across the bed, she was now facing the lying down Archer. The silver haired girl and white haired man stared at each other in silence, there was no hostility, but they weren't exactly giving warm and happy looks.

"How?" Both asked at the same time. Archer sighed and made a gesture with his good hand. "Ladies first."

"How... did you win, how did you defeat my Berserker." Ilya voice was clear, cold and controlled.

Archer shrugged, he knew what she meant by "my Berserker". Heracles was supposed to be the invincible, unstoppable servant who'd clear her way to an easy victory.

"I got lucky." He had a feeling this conversation was going to get very awkward very fast.

"Then who." She shot back, still cold and serious. "Who are y-"

"My turn, why am I still in the grail war, I'm absolutely sure I was beyond recovery prana wise. My injuries indicate it's been less than a day since the fight."Archer interrupted, not allowing Ilya to hold the flow of the conversation.

Her eyes widened, she obviously wasn't used to having her authority undermined. She contemplated berating the wounded Servant, but opted instead glare at him.

The duo stared at each other in silence for a while longer. Archer realizing he'd made her mad, sighed. He could never act completely serious with Ilya.

"Emiya Shirou."

Archers words struck Ilya who perked up at the name. The two maids still in the room blinked, not sure what to make of the conversation.

"What about him?" Ilya asked suspiciously. Shirou was hers.

"I am Emiya Shirou."

DUNF

"Dunf?" Archer blinked. Ilya had fainted. This wasn't good.

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Any good? Haven't written anything in years.

Also, the forums fuck the text so I have to manually make it look readable. :huh:
 

Genericrandom

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#2
I'm sure you'll be flooded with reasons why "this can't be" or it's wrong by our local canon nazi's (which are unbelievably vicious in this forum), but I for one patently loved it. Berserker remembering at the end was also a really good touch. Start to finish, it was a lotta fun, and I hope to see even more classic Fate humor in the future.

The Tiger Dojo was just plain "XD".
 

biigoh

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#3
Oh this is going to be an amusing AU... did he count as "dead" to Rin's command seals? B)
 

andaandyckas

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#4
Agreed. I am not an Authentic FSN Nazi here who like to rant about "What can/can't be done with Nasuverse". I am just glad to read a good story, and I think I will just enjoy this fix. Write more, please.
 

Epsilon

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#5
Hmm... now I'm wondering if Ilya will pull off a Kuno and go "I must have them both!"
 

zerohour

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#6
Well, the only plothole I see is how Archer will fade, despite having his connection to Rin, unless that was somehow cut off and I missed it.

Anyways, this could be highly amusing, and I'm interested to see how things play out. espcially when Rin realizes Archer did what he said he would and killed Hercules.
 

grant

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#7
I don't mind not following FSN canon if the author admits it and it's done for a sufficiently amusing reason. It's when they can't follow characters or they're convinced that this is how it works that I get irritated.

So now Archer is doomed to play the role of Ilya's caretaker while trying to stop his old master from finding out. Poor guy.
 

Elf

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#8
Like the story idea and looking to see more.

Just . . . you really need a beta reader, a few grammatical errors here and there.
 

kaiseryuu

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#9
Was thinking something along the lines of a White haired foursome, with Archer being forced to act as the reasonable butler along with Sella while Leysritt acts somewhere between a kuudere and a outside-the-box-constantly-person.

I'd appreciate a rundown on Sella and Leysritt from someone who's got experience of them from Fate/hollow Ataraxia, since I'm basing them on some wiki info and some translated doujins (Shirou transfered into Berserkers body one and Shirou want's the learn about being a butler one.)

I do plan on having Ilya and Archer getting into a contract.
 

Avider

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#10
Only problem I have with this is that Archer's contract to Rin hasn't been severed yet, so he's acting quite weird.

For now, it seems like he's discounting the whole War and his goals, but then again this is short and not much has happened yet. It would be a big obstacle to overcome though.


Might have been better if Rin had died and Ilya had contracted Archer <<
 

Munch

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#11
Do like. Title made me lawl, too. Looking forwards to more.
 

Prince Charon

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#12
Interesting.
 

icefire

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#13
Kukukuku. I evil laugh at your idea. Now I'm wondering what the albino is gonna do with onii-chan. Man, I love big brother characters so much.
 

shout27

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#15
Actually, from what I understand it an AU that allowed Archer to win by means of Paradox. .
 

Shiakou

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#16
No.

It's canon, damn it! :angry:

. . . Ilya route! Ilya route! Ilya route!
 

Jomasten

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#17
...

*plugs his hears to drown out all the bitching, then waits for moar*
 

armedlord

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#18
Yes, Shiakou, yes, for you its a canon you want, just like Chaos Theory. :rolleyes:

Reading just the title had me knowing that this can't be in a really serious tone. I think I said that right...whatever, as its amusing when the Tiger Dojo gotten used.

Small and so not needed comment is that Sella is the flat-chested/smaller chested of the two maids if I recall right.

Final thought is that since Shirou didn't kill Berserker and Archer did, would Shirou be unable to realize the ability of his tracing skills or something?
 

Shiakou

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#19
Well, can you blame me? Just read the comments:

Generic: 'Ware the Canonazis for thy humor is spiced and Baa~saa~kaa is nice~

biigoh: LOL @ AU . . . is he dead yet?

anda: I'm not a Canonazi! I'm not! It's not like I like this fic or anything. . . it's just that it's a good story.

Epsilon: OT3

zero: nuuu Archaa, dun gooooo~ wonder wat Rin is thinkin

grant: non-canon, in a good way. Poor Archer. Lucky bastard.

elf: Nobody expects the Grammanazi! 'Cause they're still lookin for Canonazis. . .

kaiseryuu: OT4!!! Sauce for maids?

Avider: OOC!Archaa! Kinda. Die Rin!

Munch: LOL Plz update

Charon: Interesting

Icefire: :evil2:

Shiakou: Heil canon!

shout: Ain't no canon, fool!

Shiakou: is too canon!

Jomasten: *self-inflicted deafness*

armedlord: LOL @ Lolicon Shiakou! Sella is DFC. Poor Shirou.


The most negative thing there is Elf's grammar criticism, and that's constructive.
 

Shaderic

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#20
I like how Archer went 'How the hell am I doing this?' during the Caliburn tracing.

That, to me, was one of the more quietly hilarious things. It's impossible, and the canon-nazis would argue for it. But, since you pointed out it was impossible, and that there was no logical reason for it, you scare and confuse them.
 

kaiseryuu

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#21
Shiakou said:
Well, can you blame me? Just read the comments:

Generic: 'Ware the Canonazis for thy humor is spiced and Baa~saa~kaa is nice~

biigoh: LOL @ AU . . . is he dead yet?

anda: I'm not a Canonazi! I'm not! It's not like I like this fic or anything. . . it's just that it's a good story.

Epsilon: OT3

zero: nuuu Archaa, dun gooooo~ wonder wat Rin is thinkin

grant: non-canon, in a good way. Poor Archer. Lucky bastard.

elf: Nobody expects the Grammanazi! 'Cause they're still lookin for Canonazis. . .

kaiseryuu: OT4!!! Sauce for maids?

Avider: OOC!Archaa! Kinda. Die Rin!

Munch: LOL Plz update

Charon: Interesting

Icefire: :evil2:

Shiakou: Heil canon!

shout: Ain't no canon, fool!

Shiakou: is too canon!

Jomasten: *self-inflicted deafness*

armedlord: LOL @ Lolicon Shiakou! Sella is DFC. Poor Shirou.


The most negative thing there is Elf's grammar criticism, and that's constructive.
OT4?

I'm an operative thetan now?


SHIIIEEEET...



Sella isn't exactly DFC, she's more "teenage girl unsure of her body which is fine but she makes it out to be ugly.", that, and I'm not sure if she's supposed to be Tsundere to Shirou in FHA...

Began writing today again, had written something earlier, but when I reinstalled win7 I forgot that my desktop is on my primary partition and not on my D partition so it got lol-formated.

Which is fine cuz I needed some more time to let the ideas brew.
 

Avider

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#22
<<

That was a legitimate concern for a serious story dude!

For crack it's less of a problem.
 

Liam-don

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#23
*dons his canon-nazi cap*

Pretty sure it's perfectly possible for Archer to Trace Caliburn. As far as UBW concerned it's a sword like any other. Though yeah, it's unlikely it'd hit Berserker for Massive Damage, somehow that should only work when the sword is in Saber's hand. So if you care enough that would be your best angle for Archer's to think "what the hell just happened?*

Besides that, what Elf and Avider said.
 

kaiseryuu

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#24
Liam-don said:
*dons his canon-nazi cap*

Pretty sure it's perfectly possible for Archer to Trace Caliburn. As far as UBW concerned it's a sword like any other. Though yeah, it's unlikely it'd hit Berserker for Massive Damage, somehow that should only work when the sword is in Saber's hand. So if you care enough that would be your best angle for Archer's to think "what the hell just happened?*

Besides that, what Elf and Avider said.
I think he shouldn't be able to trace it, he's never seen the original. He's seen it in dream cycles, but I doubt that'd be enough, he doesn't pull out any other swords from the dreams.

Or actually, if I feel like it, I could pull out Arondight for MAXIMUM FUCK CANON power.

But yeah, he shouldn't have been able to do the critical hit.

@Avider:

your question about Archer/Rin contract?

Uhhhhh.... Well I did write as Archer really dying. But just a little bit. Like saw the light , but was pulled back.

I'm basically having Ilya go lol-5thmagic-ain't-gotta-explain-shit.

Though if you want, I could try to come up with a more convulsed and realistic reason.

EDITz0rz:

Sella is somewhere between A-cup and DFC. Decided to go through my ginourmos FSN folder for more ideas and found some FHA cg's.

EDIT 2:

I'm feeling guilty since I've posted a bunch of times already, but without continuation so far.

And I'm not gonna write anymore today, so oh well.

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"Mistress! Leysritt, get some hot water, I knew using the dress was going overboard, no matter the reason..." Sella had rushed to the side of the fallen Ilya, as Archer coldly watched the scene.

"What are you doing, aren't you going to help!" Sella's voice reverberated through the chamber as she shouted at Archer.

Archer shrugged and looked calmly around. It wasn't his job to help, she was a hostile master.

Well she HAD been a hostile master, now she was just a little girl who'd just collapsed. Repressing once again his urges to help he relaxed best he could. He needed to use what little prana he had carefully, until Rin either showed up, or used a command seal to bring him back.

It didn't pain him at all to watch Ilya's unconscious sweating form on the floor. His Ilya was already dead, and in his sloppiness after waking up from a near death experience he'd said something unbelievably stupid.

"You idiot." Archer cursed himself under his breath. He couldn't get attached, he was in the war for a reason, not to relive his old life as a stranger.

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Berserker was dead, Mistress had gone crazy (Ilya was always crazy.), there was a hostile Servant in their mansion (he's not hostile, he's nice enough from what Leysritt said.), the mansion was in shambles ( few hours to fix it with Leysritt's strength and her magic) and they had no way to contact for support from the Einzbern. (They wouldn't give any anyway...)

"Damn it, stay focused!" Sella growled as she concentrated on the healing magic she was using to analyze Ilya.

Sometimes she hated being a homunculus of the Einzbern. She also hated the nagging little voice in her head. Telling her to be nicer, to not always be as it called her "a cranky little bitch" all the time.

Now her primary objective was to see to it that the Archer didn't hurt Ilya, and disappeared as quickly as possible. If Ilya hid for the remainder of the war, she could maybe be able to summon in by her self while remaining in hiding of the last master.

"Damn it, it was the dress of heavens fault after all. She's weak from using it this soon... I should have stopped her after all..." Sella cursed under her breath as she stopped the spell and watched over the lying Illyasviel.

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"Rin. We have waited here since dawn. I believe we should try to leave the forest." Saber spoke as she took another complacent look around the clearing she was standing in. Saber had been restored to fighting shape, Rin and Shirou had tried to devise a plan to counter Berserker, but in the end they'd settled for a simple ambush attempt and hope that they'd get lucky.

There was just one minor issue. No Berserker.

"...This is weird, she should be able to find us easily with the bounded field placed on the forest..." Rin muttered as she tried to listen carefully for any telltale sounds of the raging warrior.

"Tohsaka, it's noon already, I know I'm starving, and you guys should be hungry too... Let's get out while we still can?" Shirou perked up, he'd been mostly quiet after the last nights events.

The two girls thought Shirou had been thinking about last nights... events, but Shirou was perplexed with something else. In his head he could hear the words of a man he couldn't stand repeat again and again...

"If you can't defeat it, imagine something that can."

"Did you say something Shirou...?" Rin shrugged and got up. Even she had to agree that something was off. Not that the hunger was getting to her, no way. She was a magus, damn it! A little hunger was nothing after a night of almost dying by the hands of a huge demigod gone mad.

"uh... It's nothing..." Shirou muttered as he flexed his right hand. A jolt of pain shot through his left shoulder, like it had been cut, and for a fraction of an instant he felt something, powerful, rest in his right hand.

But it was gone before he could even think about it.

"Yeah, Let's try to sneak out before Illyasviel notices us." Rin started walking, with her back faced to the other two, they were unable to notice Rin clenching her fist as she looked at it.

Her command sigils were gone. They had been since dawn.

Her Archer had fallen.

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Archer sighed, he had fallen down. He had tripped over an Alaya damned carpet. He, a Counter Guardian had tripped on a carpet.

Slowly he got up making sure not to trip over the damn carpet again. Being weakened like this was quite annoying, Archer noted.

But any prana was better than no prana. He still didn't quite understand how he'd survived.

There should have been no way for him to receive any prana from Rin due to the distance. The whole reason why Archer-class Servants had independent action was so that they wouldn't immediately die when trying to keep their distance from an opponent during a fight and end up running out of their "service area" and die.

Keeping his movements on the level of a normal human allowed him to use minimal amounts of prana, by turning into a specter even less was necessary to survive. But without a prana source to keep him stable, it'd be dangerous. He wouldn't be able to move "normally" with this much prana, or survive for very long.

In specter form he would be unable to sense his current prana levels. Most Servant were unable to do it in tangible form too. He wasn't an Archer in life, he was a magus... of sorts, so sensing od was easy enough.

And other people shouldn't be able to refill his prana reserves without engaging in intercourse with him-

Archer froze, his face stiff and eyes wide open. He'd been walking through the hallways and corridors to get to know his location a little better. With Ilya down, neither maid had paid attention to him getting up and leaving the room.

"Wait, wait...!" Archer yelled trying to get the image of Ilya in a dominatrix suit ordering the two maids to "service" him out of his head.

Furiously shaking his head, Archer repressed the disturbing image. Ilya was too pure for that, damn it. Some part of him knew that wasn't true, but he forced that part to be silent by mentally skewering it with swords.

"Ah..." Archer was snapped out of his reverie by the voice of the busty & nice maid. She was carrying a washbowl in her arms.

He took a quick look at her and decided on a course of action. He'd sacrifice some extra prana to try and get some information out of her. "Let me carry that for you, it must be heavy." Archer gave a smile much like his old self. If he had to bluff a smile, he'd use his old experiences to make it a tab bit more convincing.

"Thank you." She replied and handed him the washbowl with hot water. He knew it wasn't heavy, for either of them, but it was a good enough way to get a moment to talk with her.

After having walked for a few seconds, he asked her the question pressing him at the moment. "Did you, or the other maid... do... anything... to me after I passed out? Or before I woke up...?" Seemingly simple enough question, not like he was asking if they'd ravaged his unconscious body, right?

"No...? Sella didn't even want to help me carry you, but Ilya told me to watch you after she was done with you, then she went to rest." Leysritt answered not the least worried or interested of why he'd ask that. She was perfectly happy as was.

Archer gave a sigh of relief, it didn't give him any useful information, but knowing he hadn't been ravaged in his weakened state somewhat relieved him.

They walked on in a comfortable silence for another few seconds, nearly reaching Ilya's resting chamber.

"Wait, you said Ilya did... something, and had to rest?" Archer's interest was re-piqued much to his horror. Leysritt looked at him and tilted her head, as if he'd just said something weird.

"Yes, she was exhausted after it, and she had to wash and redress herself." Leysritt blinked and stated it as-a-matter-of factly and stared at the slack-jawed Archer.

"Perish the thought!" Archer roared and Leysritt blinked.

"Nothing, absolutely, nothing. Nothing happened." Archer continued walking. First rule of remaining sane; Ignore.

As the two entered the room, with Archer following somewhat absentmindedly, the two maids began to look after sleeping Ilya. It seemed as if Sella had done something as Ilya had begun waking up, and was weakly looking around.

"Shirou..." She pointed at Archer questioningly.

The name deleted all former thoughts in Archer's head, it didn't matter. He had more important things to worry about than the somewhat criminal circumstances of his rescusitation.

"No, that Emiya Shirou is dead. If you must, call me EMIYA, though I'd prefer Archer." Archer muttered as he looked at the half-conscious silver-haired girl. What could she have to gain from... resuscitating... him like that, he wondered.

He was an enemy Servant, she was a Servant-less Master.

Did she really think he'd just join her out of gratitude? Archer groaned as he rubbed his temples. She couldn't be that naive.

Finally he got a chance to end his hell, and then one by one things go awry. First Saber got a blow in on him, which still limited his capabilities to an extent, and then he was pitted against Berserker to buy them time to escape.

No, he should have known that things would go this way, just because his memory was a bit hazy on the first nights, he was now stuck in this strategically bad position that could be referred to as "Fucked".

"Why... do you say Emiya.. Like it's a curse...?" Ilya weakly asked, she was alread waking up, but everything was a bit... groggy and fuzzy.

"...It's not important." Archer got up from the chair he'd sat down in to remain out of the two maids' way.

"Ilya." Archer's somber voice caused the homunculus' consciousness to fully return.

If I can't achieve my goals by trying to make realistic schemes, then I'll just create an unreasonable scheme. I'll do something to throw the entire war into a path I've never seen or imagined before. Ilya wanted something with me, if I can get another chance...

Having to work for a petulant, emotional and slightly crazy little girl who had a brother-complex couldn't be that bad.

"I want to be your Servant." With those words, the room froze for a second.

Sella was aghast, Leysritt was always quiet, though now she was humming some song, Ilya on the other hand... Ilya was grinning.

"But know that my survival against Berserker was a fluke. I'm not his match in head-on battles. I can't be your invincible Serv-" Archer's speech was cut short as his brains screamed at him to

DODGE!

But even for a Servant with EX agility, it'd be impossible to dodge the infamous "LOLI MISSILE".

--

The negotiations raged on.

"I will not allow mistress to take such a dangerous Servant, the Berserker was handpicked for this war for loyalty, the Einzbern will not have a repeat of the last war!" Sella slammed her hands on the table.

"I don't care. Oniichan is mine, he said it so himself." Ilya ignored Sella while looking at Archer's back.

Archer and Leysritt had opted to start cooking. Ilya was starting to get cranky, Archer hadn't enjoyed a good meal in a while now, and Leysritt was quite punctual in her habits.

Old habits die hard, and Archer hadn't had a chance to enjoy using his culinary skills in an eternity. Rin had just wanted toast and sometimes tea, he didn't need to eat, and he had last cooked while he was still alive and human.

As a counter guardian he'd gone from one disaster to another, never doing anything else than fighting. Sure, Alaya pumping him full of mana from the world made it physically easy, but Mentally it was whole other story. Cutting down monster and innocent alike for the sake of the world...

Archer was pretty sure he'd just ruined the handle of a pot with his grip strength, but they probably wouldn't notice.

Just another thing to add to the ever-growing list of reasons to kill himself; Not being allowed to cook food.

Now though he concentrated on memorizing the orders and actions of the silent & busty maid who was unknowingly teaching Archer German cooking.

"Be quiet Sella, Oniichan is mine, and you can't stop me from having him!" Ilya's shout broke him out of his train of thought. Seeing as they were now waiting for the food to cook, he had time to interject his opinion.

"Ilya, I'm not your brother. We were never blood related, and Kiritsugu never mentioned of you to me, like you know already from Shirou." Archer sighed as he watched her silence at the mention of Kiritsugu.

Archer sighed and took off his apron. Ilya was startled when Archer's hand was placed on her head.

"Kiritsugu was dying, ever since the end of the war, he was in pain. But I only remember him being home every one in a while. He was always traveling. Germany, London, France and Russia. I checked his logs. He'd been visiting various Einzbern estates looking for clues, of you. I can't really understand your pain, but I think that's what you wanted to know."

Ilya swallowed as her eyes were getting moist.

"He didn't mean to abandon you, and he regretted it for the rest of his life." Archer finished, he lifted his hand and was about to turn to walk back to get his apron. But his hand was grasped by two small and pale ones before he could take a step.

"Then... that means all I have is you. Blood doesn't matter!" Ilya was clenching onto his hand, hard. He couldn't see her face, was she possibly crying?

"No, it means you have Shirou, I'm not hi-"
"Just shut up. You said you're him! So it doesn't matter."

Archer wasn't sure what to do. On the one hand, his instincts were screaming at him to hug her and to tell her it was fine, that he'd be with her. On the other, these feelings were exactly what led him to misery and damnation.

It wasn't okay. He wouldn't stay with her; the war would eventually end. Shirou wouldn't stay with her; Shirou had to die. She was going to die in less than a year after the war ends. But he couldn't.

He just couldn't

So he hugged her. "Fine, I'll be your brother."

--

The contract was made. Dinner was eaten,baths were to be had, and much to Archer's chagrin, Ilya had hanged onto him the whole time. With Ilya followed the two maids, Sella because she was a "worrywart" and Leysritt because she felt like it.

Ilya hadn't protested, Archer had. Master overrules Servant. So now they were all sitting in a big steaming bath tub. Well more like a jacuzzi when judging by how spacious it was.

it reminded him of an onsen, since he'd gotten used to cramp private washing facilities as a person of Japanese descent, this luxurious bath was troubling him.

Not as much as Ilya's hyperactive-ness and willingness to use Archer as a jumping pedestal and the two gorgeous maids in the same bath troubled him though.

It didn't help that Sella, the more lithe with longer hair maid, was glaring daggers at him.

But it didn't matter, he was healing up rather nicely now that he had a prana source, and boy was she a prana source. He was pulling in as much as he could to speed up the healing, and she was barely even affected.

As expected of the master who had the legendary Heracles under control as a Berserker. Both Master and servant had been monsters.

He'd had a terrific master in Rin. but Ilya was on a whole other level. He was certain he could actually use his world, if it came to that, without even bothering her. While it impressed him, it also annoyed him. To create such a homunculus didn't just take incredible magic, but also a rough upbringing, more so than your average magus.

She had suffered, a lot.

And there was nothing he could do this time around either. He had to hurry and kill that idealistic seed of misery and end this already before he'd go completely insane.
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If the Sella scene felt awkward, I apologize. I was trying to make it feel like that little voice in the back of your head, always telling you something.
 

Epsilon

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Archer's regained his memories, eh? I wonder what type of magnificent bastard plan he'll cook up to try and kill Shirou while keeping his new Master in the dark.
 
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