Ranma ½ Pigtailed Time Loops
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Ranma couldn't stand it anymore. Not only did he discover that this time he was a girl cursed to become a boy, but this...
"Your problemÆs not so bad," said Soun, patting him - since he was currently in his "cursed" form - on the back, "these are my three sons: Mousse, age 19, Tatewaki, age 17, and Ryoga, age 16. Pick one and he will be your fiancÚ."
Yes, it was definetely loop-restarting time.
"Your problemÆs not so bad," said Soun, patting him - since he was currently in his "cursed" form - on the back, "these are my three sons: Mousse, age 19, Tatewaki, age 17, and Ryoga, age 16. Pick one and he will be your fiancÚ."
Yes, it was definetely loop-restarting time.
:lol: :rofl:
Now *THAT* is a twist!
Well, I'm still sick, but I'd thought I'd try something...
(----)
Ranma groaned and twitched on the panda's back. At least he could fake being knocked out easily enough these days. Still, why the hell couldn't these dammed loops at least start when he and Genma got into Nerima instead of right there with the sign? "Hey, Pops, come on, we should get some hot water at least."
"Growf!"
"Yeah, with the rain, okay... But, really, can't we at least get changed before we get there?"
"Growf?"
"Huh? Really? Didn't think of it that way."
"Growf!"
"Okay, okay, fine!" Ranma huffed and pretended to sulk. "Oh, hello Master Happosai!"
"GROWF!" Genma threw him into the air and ran as fast as his panda legs could carry him.
Landing on her feet, Ranma chuckled, wondering how long it would take someone to call animal control to get a crazed Panda. "Oh well... Now on to more important things..." Hmm, he wondered if Nuku Nuku wanted to play...
Now *THAT* is a twist!
Well, I'm still sick, but I'd thought I'd try something...
(----)
Ranma groaned and twitched on the panda's back. At least he could fake being knocked out easily enough these days. Still, why the hell couldn't these dammed loops at least start when he and Genma got into Nerima instead of right there with the sign? "Hey, Pops, come on, we should get some hot water at least."
"Growf!"
"Yeah, with the rain, okay... But, really, can't we at least get changed before we get there?"
"Growf?"
"Huh? Really? Didn't think of it that way."
"Growf!"
"Okay, okay, fine!" Ranma huffed and pretended to sulk. "Oh, hello Master Happosai!"
"GROWF!" Genma threw him into the air and ran as fast as his panda legs could carry him.
Landing on her feet, Ranma chuckled, wondering how long it would take someone to call animal control to get a crazed Panda. "Oh well... Now on to more important things..." Hmm, he wondered if Nuku Nuku wanted to play...
ranma/akane after sex pic there maybe this will give you some insperation
I can only think of Slight Detour by E-type. Was that the one you were thinking of PC?
"If I ever need to prove in court that these timeloops are out to get me," thought Ranma with a twitching eyebrow, "I will present this loopiverse as exhibit M."
"It's good to finally meet you, Ranma!" Exclaimed a happy Soun Tendo. "May I introduce my daughters? These are Brittany, age 19, Yugito, age 17, and Nuku-Nuku, age 16. Choose one and she will be your fiancÚe"
Ranma was glad to have spent several loops learning to control his fear the best way: Fighting a master of Martial Arts Psychology. Well, it was the best way for him. "Maybe I will use this to teach Pops the Nekomimi-Ken." He mused.
[Nekomimi-Ken = Catgirl-Fist.]
"It's good to finally meet you, Ranma!" Exclaimed a happy Soun Tendo. "May I introduce my daughters? These are Brittany, age 19, Yugito, age 17, and Nuku-Nuku, age 16. Choose one and she will be your fiancÚe"
Ranma was glad to have spent several loops learning to control his fear the best way: Fighting a master of Martial Arts Psychology. Well, it was the best way for him. "Maybe I will use this to teach Pops the Nekomimi-Ken." He mused.
[Nekomimi-Ken = Catgirl-Fist.]
I'm not say it the worst i'm say surreal as in unexpected and confusing. For worst i can possibly top it. How about as mu-tsu kiba and hinata as shampoo from naruto as ranma's best friend uchan tenten also from naruto anko as kodachi ibiki morino as her brother tatiwaki kuno kushina or karin also from naruto as ranma cursed form pervy sage as genma and tsunade as ranma's parents and naruto himself as the lost boy and shizune as akari hanabi hyuga and moegi as linlin and ranran
He'd been bored lately and decided to try something entirely new.
While he still viewed Kuno as one of the village idiots, the kendo star was also had the funds and if he worked right, well, having a delusional samurai at his command could make things interesting for a loop, not to mention he might be able to use it as a way to avoid Kodachi.
Thankfully, he'd managed to avoid Jusenkyo's curse this time, but he hadn't managed to talk his way out of the problem with the Amazons this time, rather shifting it slightly to at least avoid the kiss of death problem.
Of course, he'd managed to ditch pops for a bit, tricking the older man into plowing through Mousse was quite useful there.
Trying to outwit his opponents as well as defeat them was showing promise though.
"Oh what a web you've woven," he commented while sidestepping the bokken using a technique picked up from a loop involving other realities, or at least a version of it.
He paused, grabbing the other boys wrist and twisting just enough to force the training weapon from his grip.
"What do you mean," a surprisingly normal answer.
"You've set up one of the most magnificent traps I've ever seen," Ranma responded, "Of course, the complication is that you trapped yourself here."
A pause as he kicked the weapon up and caught it in midair.
"I'd heard of your little challenge about the girl," he snorted, "Did you honestly expect it to work with you lurking to deal with her on your own after she so quickly mauled dozens of people, I mean even if your better than a dozen or so of them together, she seems to use them as something akin to bowling."
A brief pause and a chuckle, "And if one of those idiots manage to take her down, what then, if you interfere with whatever sort of date happens, you'll have lost credibility and your word means nothing."
The cheshire grin across his lips was pure amusement as he continued.
"And then there's all that money her sister's been conning you out of," Ranma faced the boy head on while inspecting the bokken, "Think about how much you end up paying for, and how much those two get out of toying with you."
He waved at the shattered remnant of the group.
"And after seeing this, it seems that they're trying to get rid of you or me by having us face off after our fathers set up that damned deal of theirs," the look of annoyance wasn't an act, "Honestly, even if they do have the looks, I'd prefer not to deal with either a fighter nor a con artist."
"You can have the poisoned fruit if you want," he added with a disgusted tone while the boy looked perplexed.
"Then there is the rest of your house of cards, I mean those jokers that Akane so casually smashed are all underneath you, and if they're willing to go that far, well, imagine what happens when they get a shot to displace you."
A grin as he tossed the weapon back.
"And then there's the teachers, I mean your pop is supposed to be in charge, and eventually, they'll make a move to get rid of him, and you by association."
Another chuckle.
"Why should I believe you about the pure and tidy Akane?"
"For fucks sake man," Ranma added, "I'd just met her and she dropped a god damned statue on my head, not to mention that her own sister called her a violent maniac."
He grinned.
"You may like a walk on the wild side with your 'tigress'," he commented, "But I'd rather not get mauled by someone with the makings of a bobit."
A slight shudder went though him.
"Personally, I'd rather like someone calmer to deal with."
While he still viewed Kuno as one of the village idiots, the kendo star was also had the funds and if he worked right, well, having a delusional samurai at his command could make things interesting for a loop, not to mention he might be able to use it as a way to avoid Kodachi.
Thankfully, he'd managed to avoid Jusenkyo's curse this time, but he hadn't managed to talk his way out of the problem with the Amazons this time, rather shifting it slightly to at least avoid the kiss of death problem.
Of course, he'd managed to ditch pops for a bit, tricking the older man into plowing through Mousse was quite useful there.
Trying to outwit his opponents as well as defeat them was showing promise though.
"Oh what a web you've woven," he commented while sidestepping the bokken using a technique picked up from a loop involving other realities, or at least a version of it.
He paused, grabbing the other boys wrist and twisting just enough to force the training weapon from his grip.
"What do you mean," a surprisingly normal answer.
"You've set up one of the most magnificent traps I've ever seen," Ranma responded, "Of course, the complication is that you trapped yourself here."
A pause as he kicked the weapon up and caught it in midair.
"I'd heard of your little challenge about the girl," he snorted, "Did you honestly expect it to work with you lurking to deal with her on your own after she so quickly mauled dozens of people, I mean even if your better than a dozen or so of them together, she seems to use them as something akin to bowling."
A brief pause and a chuckle, "And if one of those idiots manage to take her down, what then, if you interfere with whatever sort of date happens, you'll have lost credibility and your word means nothing."
The cheshire grin across his lips was pure amusement as he continued.
"And then there's all that money her sister's been conning you out of," Ranma faced the boy head on while inspecting the bokken, "Think about how much you end up paying for, and how much those two get out of toying with you."
He waved at the shattered remnant of the group.
"And after seeing this, it seems that they're trying to get rid of you or me by having us face off after our fathers set up that damned deal of theirs," the look of annoyance wasn't an act, "Honestly, even if they do have the looks, I'd prefer not to deal with either a fighter nor a con artist."
"You can have the poisoned fruit if you want," he added with a disgusted tone while the boy looked perplexed.
"Then there is the rest of your house of cards, I mean those jokers that Akane so casually smashed are all underneath you, and if they're willing to go that far, well, imagine what happens when they get a shot to displace you."
A grin as he tossed the weapon back.
"And then there's the teachers, I mean your pop is supposed to be in charge, and eventually, they'll make a move to get rid of him, and you by association."
Another chuckle.
"Why should I believe you about the pure and tidy Akane?"
"For fucks sake man," Ranma added, "I'd just met her and she dropped a god damned statue on my head, not to mention that her own sister called her a violent maniac."
He grinned.
"You may like a walk on the wild side with your 'tigress'," he commented, "But I'd rather not get mauled by someone with the makings of a bobit."
A slight shudder went though him.
"Personally, I'd rather like someone calmer to deal with."
Ranma looked around. He recognized many from the Loopsùthankfully none of them were the 10-D Goddesses or the 11-D onesùwhich seemed to want him almost as much as some guy named Tenchiùwere among them.
But he noticed a lot of shaved heads, tan robes, and a feeling of à more. ôOh shit,ö he muttered.
ôWAH!ö cried Lina, rubbing her scalp. ôMY HAIR! SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS!ö
Oh yes, nothing better than being in one incarnation of the Loop with every version of the Loop present; magic girls, blood-eating girls who would kill you if you called them vampires, Plant Guys who could turn a simple gun into a WMD, Jinchuuriki, Evangelion Pilots, magic boys, etcà
HeÆd rather be stuck in the Loop where he ended up engaged to Nabiki and she solved his problems with a harem.
ôSaotome,ö started Naruto, ôyou recognize this place?ö
He could only nod. How could he not? He was the one closer to Godhood than the restùthe result of his own attempts to become one with the Dragon Lines of Earth and constant contact with a former loli-Goddess who seemed obsessed with the idea he had taken her virginity.
Really? Was it his fault she appeared while he was soaking in the furo and she arrived with flimsy underwear?
ôWhere are we?ö asked Naruto, looking confused.
Ranma sighed. Why him? Why did it have to rest on the pigtailed boyÆs shoulders to know all the realities the FUBAR Loops crossed into? ôWe are so fucked,ö muttered Ranma.
ôSuch language from one so young,ö said a very familiar voice to Ranma, as he came onto the grounds à all two feet of him. ôWondering I am, where you heard such.ö
ôTelevision, Master Yoda,ö sighed Ranma as he bowed his head.
They had now entered a Star Wars Loopùonce again missing a Dragonball Loop like Ranma dreamed once again.
They were damned Padawan of the Jedi for a Loop.
Heaven help the Force.
At least Nabiki isnÆt here, he prayed quietly.
A shiver down his back though had him praying harder. The Ice Queen as a Jedi or Kami-forbidùa Sithùcould and would never end well.
But he noticed a lot of shaved heads, tan robes, and a feeling of à more. ôOh shit,ö he muttered.
ôWAH!ö cried Lina, rubbing her scalp. ôMY HAIR! SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR THIS!ö
Oh yes, nothing better than being in one incarnation of the Loop with every version of the Loop present; magic girls, blood-eating girls who would kill you if you called them vampires, Plant Guys who could turn a simple gun into a WMD, Jinchuuriki, Evangelion Pilots, magic boys, etcà
HeÆd rather be stuck in the Loop where he ended up engaged to Nabiki and she solved his problems with a harem.
ôSaotome,ö started Naruto, ôyou recognize this place?ö
He could only nod. How could he not? He was the one closer to Godhood than the restùthe result of his own attempts to become one with the Dragon Lines of Earth and constant contact with a former loli-Goddess who seemed obsessed with the idea he had taken her virginity.
Really? Was it his fault she appeared while he was soaking in the furo and she arrived with flimsy underwear?
ôWhere are we?ö asked Naruto, looking confused.
Ranma sighed. Why him? Why did it have to rest on the pigtailed boyÆs shoulders to know all the realities the FUBAR Loops crossed into? ôWe are so fucked,ö muttered Ranma.
ôSuch language from one so young,ö said a very familiar voice to Ranma, as he came onto the grounds à all two feet of him. ôWondering I am, where you heard such.ö
ôTelevision, Master Yoda,ö sighed Ranma as he bowed his head.
They had now entered a Star Wars Loopùonce again missing a Dragonball Loop like Ranma dreamed once again.
They were damned Padawan of the Jedi for a Loop.
Heaven help the Force.
At least Nabiki isnÆt here, he prayed quietly.
A shiver down his back though had him praying harder. The Ice Queen as a Jedi or Kami-forbidùa Sithùcould and would never end well.
Lol, Nabiki as Queen of Naboo perhaps? Ranma in the role of Anakin?
Unless.. Nabiki in the role of Boba Fett's Parent? The Basis for the StormTrooper Clones? A Empire filled with Nabiki's?
I admit, after all of the situations, I would proabably laugh if all of them ended up in a Loop involving Smash Bros Brawl or something similar and showing off some skills.
Unless.. Nabiki in the role of Boba Fett's Parent? The Basis for the StormTrooper Clones? A Empire filled with Nabiki's?
I admit, after all of the situations, I would proabably laugh if all of them ended up in a Loop involving Smash Bros Brawl or something similar and showing off some skills.
-Loop XXXX
The Loops had started vary their placements a bit in last couple of rounds,
offering a slight variety that was a welcome change.
Or not so welcome in this case.
Ranma reflected that were was nothing so annoying as to be killed by his fiancee
in one loop only to wake up with a headache from having her smash his head with
a table at the beginning of the next one.
Fuck it. He was going to let loose on this one.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"Ah, the sweet tigress Akane Tendo."
There went the rose.
Out came his blowgun. Wait for it, and shoot!
Down went Akane just as she caught the flower.
Ranma applauded loudly to Tatewaki as the blowgun vanished into his pants.
"Bravo! An excellent use of a poisoned projectile to defeat your opponent!"
"Eh?! But-I didn't-"
The flabbergasted look on Kuno's face was priceless.
And the rumor mill in the background about the Kendo boy's unsportsmanlike approach was merely a bonus.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"What? That scheming sister of the virtuous Akane desires me?!"
"Yep. Why else would she hang around you all the time
selling items from her sister to you at vastly inflated prices?"
It was a novel concept but Ranma had great hopes that it would penetrate to what passed for Kuno's mind.
It was probably an inhuman act of cruelty to set Nabiki out in front the path that led to Tatewaki Kuno's obsessions.
"I must...consider what you have told me."
"Suit yourself. Just remember that she'll deny it just like Akane if pressed."
But she had it coming.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"Where do you think you're going, boy?"
"A friend's house. Can't just hang around here like a bunch of freeloaders now can we?"
"And which friend would this be?"
"Tatewaki Kuno."
The spit-takes were a joy to watch.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"Dear Sir, please take this bouquet!"
Ah, Kodachi. He'd been looking forward to this for several loops.
"Allow me, my sweet maiden."
Ranma smiled as he took the black roses from Kodachi. Then he blew the paralysis poison
that had been heavily dusted on the blooms right back into her unsuspecting face.
The pigtailed martial artist caught her as she fell, immobilized but still concious.
His grin widened at the sight of her beautiful eyes widened in alarm.
"And now my dear, we shall start your education in the Art of pleasing your Master."
He gave her breasts an appreciative feel through the thin material of her leotard.
There were no ropes around, but a gymnastic ribbon served just as well.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"What are you so happy about, Pervert?"
Ranma said nothing, but made a mental note to make Mikaido's job easier
with some of Kodachi's special pollen when the ice skating started.
That would give Kuno yet another target to go after in his eternal quest to woo and protect Akane.
And with the help of his "good friend", would lead to yet another victory for the
undefeated "Shooting Star".
It was so much easier to appreciate the humor of the situation when you weren't in the center of it.
And there was Kodachi, trailing after him from behind a light pole. He was pleased to note that
when he turned the remote in his pocket on to full power that she had indeed followed his instructions
as she collapsed into a moaning heap on the sidewalk. He wondered idly just how long she'd manage to
resist the sensation of the vibrators before she finally broke down.
After all, a work in progress could not be rushed.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"I caught her just as instructed, My Master."
"Excellent."
He patted Kodachi on the head. She beamed happily at him in her streamlined gymnastic uniform.
He had trained her well.
"Mmmf!"
Ranma eyed the bound and gagged Azusa Shiratori with appreciation.
When she didn't talk or act like a kleptomaniac, the petite skater was actually very attractive.
Her struggling merely tightened the knots located at strategic points around her nearly naked form.
"Let me introduce you to Mr. Elephant. His name is Chin-chin and he is going to be the last adorable
friend you will ever need to have."
It looked like the Golden Pair was going to forfeit its match against Akane and Tatewaki due to a
lack of enough participants.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"You delinquents! Untie me this instant!"
The bowls of fighting fish had been a good investment.
Kodachi and Azusa gave the struggling teacher identical smiles. Unlike the others they brought
to please the Master, this one was going to join them on a more permanent basis.
A distant cry of pain made them all pause.
Ranma sighed.
"I did tell him to gag Nabiki properly when he used the paddle on her ass."
Oh well, what kind of friend would he be if he didn't forgive occasional little mistakes like that?
The Loops had started vary their placements a bit in last couple of rounds,
offering a slight variety that was a welcome change.
Or not so welcome in this case.
Ranma reflected that were was nothing so annoying as to be killed by his fiancee
in one loop only to wake up with a headache from having her smash his head with
a table at the beginning of the next one.
Fuck it. He was going to let loose on this one.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"Ah, the sweet tigress Akane Tendo."
There went the rose.
Out came his blowgun. Wait for it, and shoot!
Down went Akane just as she caught the flower.
Ranma applauded loudly to Tatewaki as the blowgun vanished into his pants.
"Bravo! An excellent use of a poisoned projectile to defeat your opponent!"
"Eh?! But-I didn't-"
The flabbergasted look on Kuno's face was priceless.
And the rumor mill in the background about the Kendo boy's unsportsmanlike approach was merely a bonus.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"What? That scheming sister of the virtuous Akane desires me?!"
"Yep. Why else would she hang around you all the time
selling items from her sister to you at vastly inflated prices?"
It was a novel concept but Ranma had great hopes that it would penetrate to what passed for Kuno's mind.
It was probably an inhuman act of cruelty to set Nabiki out in front the path that led to Tatewaki Kuno's obsessions.
"I must...consider what you have told me."
"Suit yourself. Just remember that she'll deny it just like Akane if pressed."
But she had it coming.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"Where do you think you're going, boy?"
"A friend's house. Can't just hang around here like a bunch of freeloaders now can we?"
"And which friend would this be?"
"Tatewaki Kuno."
The spit-takes were a joy to watch.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"Dear Sir, please take this bouquet!"
Ah, Kodachi. He'd been looking forward to this for several loops.
"Allow me, my sweet maiden."
Ranma smiled as he took the black roses from Kodachi. Then he blew the paralysis poison
that had been heavily dusted on the blooms right back into her unsuspecting face.
The pigtailed martial artist caught her as she fell, immobilized but still concious.
His grin widened at the sight of her beautiful eyes widened in alarm.
"And now my dear, we shall start your education in the Art of pleasing your Master."
He gave her breasts an appreciative feel through the thin material of her leotard.
There were no ropes around, but a gymnastic ribbon served just as well.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"What are you so happy about, Pervert?"
Ranma said nothing, but made a mental note to make Mikaido's job easier
with some of Kodachi's special pollen when the ice skating started.
That would give Kuno yet another target to go after in his eternal quest to woo and protect Akane.
And with the help of his "good friend", would lead to yet another victory for the
undefeated "Shooting Star".
It was so much easier to appreciate the humor of the situation when you weren't in the center of it.
And there was Kodachi, trailing after him from behind a light pole. He was pleased to note that
when he turned the remote in his pocket on to full power that she had indeed followed his instructions
as she collapsed into a moaning heap on the sidewalk. He wondered idly just how long she'd manage to
resist the sensation of the vibrators before she finally broke down.
After all, a work in progress could not be rushed.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"I caught her just as instructed, My Master."
"Excellent."
He patted Kodachi on the head. She beamed happily at him in her streamlined gymnastic uniform.
He had trained her well.
"Mmmf!"
Ranma eyed the bound and gagged Azusa Shiratori with appreciation.
When she didn't talk or act like a kleptomaniac, the petite skater was actually very attractive.
Her struggling merely tightened the knots located at strategic points around her nearly naked form.
"Let me introduce you to Mr. Elephant. His name is Chin-chin and he is going to be the last adorable
friend you will ever need to have."
It looked like the Golden Pair was going to forfeit its match against Akane and Tatewaki due to a
lack of enough participants.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
"You delinquents! Untie me this instant!"
The bowls of fighting fish had been a good investment.
Kodachi and Azusa gave the struggling teacher identical smiles. Unlike the others they brought
to please the Master, this one was going to join them on a more permanent basis.
A distant cry of pain made them all pause.
Ranma sighed.
"I did tell him to gag Nabiki properly when he used the paddle on her ass."
Oh well, what kind of friend would he be if he didn't forgive occasional little mistakes like that?
"FiancÚ?" Echoed through the living room of the Tendos.
"Yes. The son of a very good friend of mine..." Soun continued and Akane began to tune him out. It wasn't like she hadn't heard it all before.
And that was the problem. Soon they would hear the Saotomes crashing through the door, Ranma's apology and later the story of Jusenkyou. The loop would continue for a year ending shortly after the time of their first marriage attempt and then she would find herself again here with her sisters.
The first time it happened it was awkward, since nobody else remembered. But after she accepted the impossibilty of it all at the beginning of the second loop, she attempted to create the perfect year for her.
It was very frustrating to find a level of martial arts so Ranma would respect her as a martial artist without him thinking that he had wasted spend ten years on his training trip, but after many loops of experimenting and grumbling she understood him and acted like she was about six months behind him.
Romantically, he left her to lead, which suited her fine. She thought she had created the perfect life when they married that one loop, but still found herself back at this day. Her sisters didn't understand why she broke out in tears, she was depressed for a whole year and Ranma ended up marrying Ukyo.
The next loops she tried to help all of their friends and she came back to this day, then everyone in school and she came back to this day, and then everyone in the whole world.
She was really surprised when she managed to create world peace.
And still it continued. Starting with the first loop she had tried every magical artifact of the Chinese Amazons, the Musk Warriors, the Phoenix People, the Italian Kunoichi, the Scottish Transvestites and the Kenyan Valkyries, but nothing helped.
Studying and mastering both magic and technology didn't help either and not even controlling her Ki beyond everything Ranma ever achieved brought her out of the loops. Dammit, she even became a Grandmaster of Martial Arts Swimming!
Every now and then she decided to become creative, instead of finding a way out.
Making Nabiki believe that Ranma was Sailor Moon without him ever noticing the "youmas" was a masterstroke in her opinion. As was the invasion of magically engineered PokÚmon and blaming it on the Kunos. And fooling everone into thinking that Kasumi defeated Godzilla. But she had no idea what went wrong with her Super Sentais. Luckily, the loop ended after those idiots conquered New Zealand.
And now she was bored again. She noticed the time and heard a Panda crashing through the front door and expected the familiar sound of "Leggo, y' ol' fool!"
But it never came. Getting curious, she decided to follow her sisters and stopped dead when she saw Ranma posing in the hall with his foot on an unconscious panda. While he was in his male form!
"Hello, I am Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this." He said with his usual cocky grin. It took a moment, but then she understood and smirked. "Hey. Join me in the practice hall?" she asked. He was surprised and she continued. "I'm Akane. You want to be friends?" This time he understood and smirked back.
This would be fun!
"Yes. The son of a very good friend of mine..." Soun continued and Akane began to tune him out. It wasn't like she hadn't heard it all before.
And that was the problem. Soon they would hear the Saotomes crashing through the door, Ranma's apology and later the story of Jusenkyou. The loop would continue for a year ending shortly after the time of their first marriage attempt and then she would find herself again here with her sisters.
The first time it happened it was awkward, since nobody else remembered. But after she accepted the impossibilty of it all at the beginning of the second loop, she attempted to create the perfect year for her.
It was very frustrating to find a level of martial arts so Ranma would respect her as a martial artist without him thinking that he had wasted spend ten years on his training trip, but after many loops of experimenting and grumbling she understood him and acted like she was about six months behind him.
Romantically, he left her to lead, which suited her fine. She thought she had created the perfect life when they married that one loop, but still found herself back at this day. Her sisters didn't understand why she broke out in tears, she was depressed for a whole year and Ranma ended up marrying Ukyo.
The next loops she tried to help all of their friends and she came back to this day, then everyone in school and she came back to this day, and then everyone in the whole world.
She was really surprised when she managed to create world peace.
And still it continued. Starting with the first loop she had tried every magical artifact of the Chinese Amazons, the Musk Warriors, the Phoenix People, the Italian Kunoichi, the Scottish Transvestites and the Kenyan Valkyries, but nothing helped.
Studying and mastering both magic and technology didn't help either and not even controlling her Ki beyond everything Ranma ever achieved brought her out of the loops. Dammit, she even became a Grandmaster of Martial Arts Swimming!
Every now and then she decided to become creative, instead of finding a way out.
Making Nabiki believe that Ranma was Sailor Moon without him ever noticing the "youmas" was a masterstroke in her opinion. As was the invasion of magically engineered PokÚmon and blaming it on the Kunos. And fooling everone into thinking that Kasumi defeated Godzilla. But she had no idea what went wrong with her Super Sentais. Luckily, the loop ended after those idiots conquered New Zealand.
And now she was bored again. She noticed the time and heard a Panda crashing through the front door and expected the familiar sound of "Leggo, y' ol' fool!"
But it never came. Getting curious, she decided to follow her sisters and stopped dead when she saw Ranma posing in the hall with his foot on an unconscious panda. While he was in his male form!
"Hello, I am Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this." He said with his usual cocky grin. It took a moment, but then she understood and smirked. "Hey. Join me in the practice hall?" she asked. He was surprised and she continued. "I'm Akane. You want to be friends?" This time he understood and smirked back.
This would be fun!