‘So far,’ mused Ranma, ‘It’s been a fairly quiet night here.’ He was sitting in his usual corner booth in the back of ‘Future’s Past’ nursing along a particular favorite drink of his; a combination of Romulan Ale and Juraian Shinju sake. The kick from this drink was helping him get over the shock over the ending of his last loop through Nerima. To think that Kasumi, of all people, could lose it so badly!
The first indication he and the two younger Tendo sisters had was the discovery of Soun Tendo dead in the living room with his head stuck in a bucket that appeared to be filled with his tears. As the two shocked Tendo sisters tried to unsuccessfully resuscitate their father, Ranma ran through the house to check on the rest of the residents. His next gruesome discovery was that of his now-deceased mother. She was sitting at the dining table without a mark on her, lifelessly staring a platter piled high with various cuts of well cooked meat.
Fearing for the safety of Kasumi, he continued searching the house and grounds. Finally, on the sunny side of the dojo, he discovered Kasumi using the Saotome Honor blade to scrape down a panda hide tacked up on the wall of the dojo. Hearing movement behind her, Kasumi swiftly turned and pointed the sword at the shell-shocked Ranma. Her growls of hatred became purrs of happiness as she recognized her visitor.
“Oh, Ranma,†she happily replied. “I’m so glad you’re home! I have a wonderful meal for you to eat, full of protein and guaranteed to give you lots of stamina for us to use tonight!†She then began to growl again and stated, “But before that, I need to speak to that slut harlot of a sister you have! I’ve decided that Ranko must die to prevent her from further corrupting you! Would you be so kind as to use some cold water so that I may kill her?â€
Taking another sip of his drink Ranma shook his head and grimaced. At that point he had decided to end the loop and take a time-out at ‘Future’s Past’ and recover from the ordeal. Upon entering the bar he had been accosted by both Urd and Hild and the three had sat down in the booth. At the moment, both silver-haired deities were seated across the table from him performing Jan-Ken-Pow to see who would be up on the Wild Stallion first tonight.
Turning his attention to the rest of the bar, Ranma noticed that none of the other ‘regular’ loopers were there tonight. There were a few gods, goddesses, and demons in attendance, but otherwise the bar was empty. That was when he noticed the man sitting at the corner booth opposite of his. The man had hair the color of deep-blue sea ice and was dressed in a dark gray tunic and trousers combination. He was presently typing on a holographic terminal while drinking from a tankard of what Ranma assumed was ale. The man stopped for a moment and then looked at Ranma. He smiled and raised his tankard in greeting. Ranma grinned back and raised his drink in response.
Speaking to Urd and Hild Ranma said, “Ladies, if you will excuse me for a moment, I believe we have a new Looper in our midst. Pardon me, while I go find out.†Pausing for a moment, Ranma continued, “And Urd, Hild is ahead seventeen to fifteen, not even-up as you say.†Leaving the outraged goddess, Ranma got up and walked over to greet the new face in the crowd.
“Good evening,†said Ranma as he approached the table. “I’m Ranma Saotome and I’d like to welcome you to ‘Future’s Past’. Is this your first time here? May I join you for a few minutes?â€
The man stood and bowed and replied. “Certainly, Prime Ranma. I am called Nid. Please be seated and we shall converse.â€
As Ranma sat down he commented, “Prime Ranma? That’s a new one on me. Have you recently started looping? And why ‘Prime’?â€
“My wife and I have been involved with the Loops from the very beginning. We have been here at ‘Future’s Past’ before but have remained in the background of the crowd, so to speak. I am presently awaiting her arrival and was updating some information while waiting. As for the appellation of ‘Prime’, you are the Prime Ranma; the first and eldest of the Ranma’s that Loop the Nerima loop.â€
“The first?†exclaimed Ranma. “Just how many Ranma’s are there?â€
Nid called up his terminal and began typing and reading. “According to the records we have been keeping, Ranma Saotome has been through 44 million, 375 thousand, and 173 Nerima Loops. 13 of these Loops are still in progress and being handed by 6 male Ranma’s, 3 female Ranma’s, 3 Nekofied Ranma’s and 1 set of twins, boy and girl. As Prime Ranma, you will receive the experiences of the Ranma’s as their Loops complete.†Nid looked up from his terminal and said, “This does not include any of the Crossovers, or Hogwarts or Eiken Loops nor does it include any Loops which may occur once you depart ‘Future’s Past’.â€
As Ranma sat there in shock from this revelation, Nid closed his terminal and then stood up and bowed to the approaching DaimakaichÅ and her daughter. “My Lady Soul Tamer, Mistress Chaos Spinner, a pleasure to meet with you. Please be seated and we shall converse.â€
Hild nodded to the man and allowed him to seat her at the table. Urd, however, took a moment to look at him before sitting down next to the shell-shocked Ranma. “Chaos Spinner?†asked Urd. ‘That’s a new one on me. And why do you call ‘Her’,†indicating Hild, “Soul Tamer? And what’s wrong with Ranma?â€
“In an order other than that of which you asked,†stated Nid, “I just informed Prime Ranma of the present total number of ‘Nerima Loops’, both past and present. As Goddess Second Class, First Category of Time Past, your primary duty is to capture and spin the Chaos of Everything into the Threads of Space and Time, which you then pass on to your sister Life Weaver, Goddess First Class, Second Category of Time Present Belldandy. She then weaves the threads into the Tapestry of Life. As for My Lady, the DaimakaichÅ Hild, controller of Hell and its Environs, her primary task is to take the souls of the Evil and unrepentant who perish and help adjust said souls to allow them to move on to the Light or dispose of the souls which cannot be adjusted.â€
“And my other sister?†enquired Urd as she handed a drink to the recovering Ranma. Ranma looked at the foaming, smoking liquid in the glass and then glanced at Urd with the Force to see if she were a certain dark-haired Tomboy in disguise. Seeing it was the true Goddess of the Past, he carefully set the slowly dissolving glass on another table and summoned his original drink to him.
At the same time, the front door to ‘Future’s Past’ opened and admitted two women into the bar. One was a lady well known to Ranma, the adult goddess Skuld. The other was a quite striking tanned lady in a brown and gray pin-striped business suit with a gorgeous emerald and chartreuse green crown of hair. Both were talking animatedly and gesturing towards an open terminal hovering in front of Skuld.
Both Ranma and Nid stood and turned towards the new arrivals. “Skuld! Over here!†Ranma called out while waving. Nid just waited for the other woman to look up, and then bowed.
Skuld closed her terminal and then strutted over and laid a lip-lock on her boytoy. After checking the status of Ranma’s tonsils and vocal cords, she broke the kiss and leaned into his arms. “Hiya, Stud,†she purred. “Later tonight, OK?†She then turned to the rather upset deities sitting at the table and smirked. “Hey, ya old Hag. I see you brought your senile old mother along as back-up. Hoping to get a chance tonight to ride the Pony Express?â€
Ranma, trying to prevent the imminent supernova explosion and having to rebuild the bar again, quickly seated Skuld at the table and presented her with a Double Death-By-Chocolate Extreme Super sundae and a small spoon. “Care to introduce your friend to us, Skuld?â€
Skuld took a moment to wipe the sauce from the half-devoured sundae off of her lips before replying. “Oh, Yes! This is Yyg. She’s been helping me work on reversing the faulty codes which are controlling the Loops. Some of them are more tangled than when Belldandy drops a stitch. Yyg, this is the Old Hag, my sister Urd and her demon mother Hild. This thoroughbred of a man next to me is Ranma.†She then looked at Nid. And you are…?â€
“My Lady World Trimmer, Goddess Second Class, Third Category of Time Future Skuld, may I present to you my husband Nid,†replied Yyg. She then turned to the others at the table and bowed. “Lady Chaos, Mistress Tamer, Prime… It is a pleasure to meet you.†As Nid seated Yyg she leaned over and presented a folded piece of paper to Hild. “I was asked to give you this when I saw you. I was told it was important.â€
Hild took the paper and opened it to read. Her eyes got big and her cheeks took on a rosy glow. She rapidly stood up and then bent over and kissed Urd on the forehead. “Gotta go!†she cried and then bent over and kissed Ranma. “See you later,†she cooed and then disappeared in a “Bamf†of fire and brimstone.
Ranma bent over and picked up the dropped note. “Cabin. Now.†He read aloud. The note then promptly dissolved in a burst of pure white light. “Well, that was sudden!†He looked at Yyg. “Who sent the note?â€
“I am sorry, Prime Ranma, but I cannot divulge the origin of the note,†replied Yyg. “However, I do believe Mistress Tamer will be well ‘entertained’ this evening.†She looked at Ranma with an Ayanami-style smile. “Perhaps it will be even better than she hoped for with you.†She then turned to Nid. “I do hate to be abrupt, my love, but we are expected elsewhere.â€
Nid stood and extended his hand to Yyg who gracefully took it and stood up as well. “Prime, Mistresses, it has been a pleasure to speak with you. Perhaps we shall do this again sometime.â€
“Yes My Ladies, Prime.†Stated Yyg. She looked at Skuld, “See you tomorrow?â€
Skuld waved her spoon over the now empty sundae bowl. “Yep! Tomorrow; down in the Midgard interface! See ya!â€
Ranma watched as the couple left through the front door of the bar. “Interesting couple. First time I’ve met them, but I swear that I know them from somewhere.†He looked at the two goddesses. “Any Ideas?â€
Skuld just shook her head. “Nope! All I can say is that Yyg is around whenever I’m digging inside of the oldest parts of the World Tree. Never met her husband before. Nice man.†She leered at Ranma. “Not as good as you though, Stud!â€
Urd shook her head at Skuld’s antics. “Interesting names they had for us though. ‘Chaos Spinner’; ‘Life Weaver’.†She glanced at Skuld. “And World Trimmer for you.†Quite descriptive, actually.â€
“Don’t forget ‘Soul Tamer’ for your Mom.†Inserted Ranma. “But did you notice? Nid called you ‘Mistress’ and Hild ‘My Lady’. Yyg called you, Skuld and Hild just the opposite. ‘Nid’. ‘Yyg.’ What is it that is so familiar about those names?â€
Walking arm in arm through the forest and out into the gray mist of dimensions outside of ‘Future’s Past’ the human representation of Nifelhiem’s Nidhogg smiled at his Heavenly counterpart Yygdrasil. “Do you think they’ll figure it out?â€
“Eventually,†replied Yygdrasil. “But not tonight. Ranma and the others will be too busy shortly to continue thinking about it.†She smiled. “And that is how it should be.â€