Pizza Witch

[B.B. Rain]

What's H.A.R.O.?

 

[cilrais]

the bomb you make to blow up the RNG and end pizzawitch

 

[Megaolix]

the bomb you make to blow up the RNG and end pizzawitch

We what!?!?!?

AWESOME! :yay:

 

[cilrais]

well actually it's more like destroying the RNG's avatar or connection to this plane or something, i didn't read the quest text very closely.

 

[Lord Raine]

Sigh... I'm so behind...

Count your blessings. Your character didn't die.

 

[Mechatrill]

Sigh...? I'm so behind...

Count your blessings. Your character didn't die.

Wait, what?

Did it get deleted or something?

 

[SEG-CISR]

well actually it's more like destroying the RNG's avatar or connection to this plane or something, i didn't read the quest text very closely.

Did you fucking finish Pizzawitch already? You abomination.

 

[cilrais]

nah I just built the bomb, gotta do a couple more things before I finish things up.

 

[Marisa]

well actually it's more like destroying the RNG's avatar or connection to this plane or something, i didn't read the quest text very closely.

Did you fucking finish Pizzawitch already? You abomination.

Not everyone can be Vuzrak (who has indeed finished HARD MODE PW.)

 

[Zanzopan]

I would have either Thursday or Yesterday if:
1) RNG looked at someone else instead
2) I wasn't stupid and used my 16 juice and 2 ramen to eat more Pizzas.

Instead I am doing it tomorrow.

 

[ar_ranma]

well actually it's more like destroying the RNG's avatar or connection to this plane or something, i didn't read the quest text very closely.

Did you fucking finish Pizzawitch already? You abomination.

Not everyone can be Vuzrak (who has indeed finished HARD MODE PW.)

Clarification on this. Vuzrak thought he finished hard mode.

... Same with the others who thought they beat easy mode.

There's Witching Hour missions after what they thought was the end.

 

[cilrais]

pizza witch is pizza witch, witching hour is witching hour

 

[SEG-CISR]

the hell is that

 

[cilrais]

mission area unlocked after pizzawitch? i guess

 

[Marisa]

Vuzrak did finish hard mode.

This is another section altogether.

 

[cilrais]

im scared mari

 

[Munch]

Vuzrak did finish hard mode.

This is another section altogether.

...hold me. :jawdrop:

 

[cilrais]

you think that's tough

cake

 

[Marisa]

Gotta love that <spoiler>, eh?

 

[Left Shoe]

WTF. :huh!:

you think that's tough

*pic snip*

cake

How?

 

[violinmana]

WTF. :huh!:

you think that's tough

*pic snip*

cake

How?

I'm thinking... Lots and Lots of Pizzas.

 

[aledeth]

Nope. There's something that happens in missions at some point, where you are given the option to Shift, Drift, or do nothing.

Drifting boosts Range, Shifting drops it by a certain amount.

Assumption is, you Shift to boost the range that Drifting gives. Do it enough times, and the range boost can become massive.

In case you can't see the image, just right-click it and tell it to reload.

 

[cilrais]

I think my current favorite thing about pizza witch is all the people making bug reports about "missing" wasteland items.

 

[cilrais]

some Extra Hard obstacles

Speed Needed: 2 or Faster
Drive
Difficulty: 6? ? Successes: 3
If Failed: Autokill!

Speed Needed: 3 or Faster
Drift
Difficulty: 7? ? Successes: 3
Destruction
Difficulty: 7? ? Successes: 3
If Failed: -20 Drivetrain!

Speed Needed: 2 or Slower
Drift
Difficulty: 8? ? Successes: 3
If Failed: -10 Drivetrain!

Speed Needed: 4 or Faster
Drift
Difficulty: 5? ? Successes: 5
Drive
Difficulty: 10? ? Successes: 1
If Failed: -15 Deliciousness!

Speed Needed: 4 or Slower
Drift
Difficulty: 3? ? Successes: 6
Destruction
Difficulty: 9? ? Successes: 2
If Failed: -15 Deliciousness!

Speed Needed: 2 or Slower
Destruction
Difficulty: 8? ? Successes: 3
If Failed: -20 Durability!

Night of Fire

20
Speed Needed: 5 or Faster
Drive
Difficulty: 5? ? Successes: 5
If Failed: -14 Drivetrain!


40
Speed Needed: 5 or Slower
Drift
Difficulty: 5? ? Successes: 5
Destruction
Difficulty: 6? ? Successes: 6
If Failed: -10 Drivetrain!

70
Speed Needed: 5 or Slower
Destruction
Difficulty: 9? ? Successes: 7
If Failed: -10 Durability!

85
Speed Needed: 5 or Faster
Drift
Difficulty: 8? ? Successes: 8
If Failed: Autokill!

150
Speed Needed: 9 or Faster
Drive
Difficulty: 6 Sucesses: 6
If Failed: Autokill!

 

[SEG-CISR]

That stuff looks confusing.

Well, today I choked down like ten pizzas and went batshit on Pizzawitch. Leveled the two dudes into bishies and probably will get my 50th mission tomorrow. Woo! I'm lagging behind like a champ.